PAUL JOHNSON TO GEORGIA TECH: A GRADUATE REACTS
A little-known fact: we actually attended Georgia Tech and hold a degree from that fine institution. Just back from vacation, we offer up an appropriate evaluation of the hire written in a language we think all Tech grads will agree is a common tongue.
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lance harbor says:
If that post was set to music, Flight of the Conchords would refer to it as a “Binary Solo.”
December 10th, 2007 at 10:02 am
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Anon says:
I think I saw a ‘2.’
December 10th, 2007 at 10:06 am
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cjjags says:
there are 10 types of people
December 10th, 2007 at 10:06 am
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LSUJoshua says:
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December 10th, 2007 at 10:06 am
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rusty says:
those who understand binary, and those that don’t
December 10th, 2007 at 10:13 am
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SportsJacket says:
u had me at 01101000
December 10th, 2007 at 10:13 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Thanks, Joshua. good to be back.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:13 am
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Techie says:
Don’t worry, Anon. 2 doesn’t exist.
Interesting dialect, Orson.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:15 am
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zibby says:
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December 10th, 2007 at 10:18 am
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kleph says:
so if i read this out loud, will it produce a non-paradox time travel sphere?
December 10th, 2007 at 10:25 am
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Allahver Fist says:
41-14
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December 10th, 2007 at 10:26 am
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December 10th, 2007 at 10:28 am
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Jerkwheat says:
no, no…
YOU are a fuckballs!
December 10th, 2007 at 10:28 am
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Ltrain says:
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December 10th, 2007 at 10:29 am
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Techie says:
Is the code under Coach Johnson “Come with me if you want to live”?
December 10th, 2007 at 10:30 am
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parker91 says:
If anyone wondered what the opposite of the Orgeron dialect is, this certainly would be a good example of that.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:31 am
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baconboy says:
Damn, I thought Orson was going to break out some Klingon for the Ga Tech grads.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:33 am
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Me says:
The translation…
I can’t believe you translated this. Right now, you’re probably popping a brain boner thHard fucking. 4realz.
at you actually thought to see if it was real. Well, congratulations, fuckballs. Someone else is base deep in hot pussy and headed for the home stretch with a beautiful woman on a lush, exotic beach. And you’re translating binary on a college football blog.
So go get laid, and realize two things.
1. Really, you have to work for pussy. Hard work, at the gym, at your job, at the bar…it’s a full time job. Every woman has a job application, and you need to learn to read the signs. Does she have a Jeep? Okay, go ahead and get ready to drink hard and fuck harder. Because Jeep women are hard fuckers and hard drinkers, and if you can’t buck the bra off a woman during cowgirl-style, don’t even apply.
It’s a job. Get professional or get a profeGood!
ssional, son.
2. Of course Paul Johnson’s a good hire. Of course. He’s won everywhere he’s been and isn’t stupid enough to run the same triple-option he installed at Navy at Tech. You’ll see a hybrid scheme much like the postmodern spread option you’ve come to love and hate, depending on whether you have it on your team or have to defend it.
Plus, he’s crusty as hell and well-respected in the state from his time at Georgia Southern, when his teams were feared by D-1 squads. He’s a great coach, a good fit personality-wise, and will at the least provide fire for a program that for six years has been at a non-threatening lump of wholesome boredom. Kudos all around for an encouraging sign of life from Tech.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:33 am
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gerry dorsey says:
the orgeron thinks your keyboard is broken…and that georgia tech is a bunch of fucking nerds.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:34 am
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HFS says:
Even binary gibberish does not detract from the fact that I have a thing for chicks in jeeps.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:38 am
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Hook'em Tide says:
So “01101 100 01 111001 00101 110 00 10000 0 00001 101 000 01010″ is binary for “Hot Blonde on Jeep?
December 10th, 2007 at 10:39 am
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Captain Caveman says:
Dude, totally.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:41 am
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lawdawg1919 says:
That post was awesome. Rumor has it, Paul Johnson has already challenged the DTD frat on campus to a World of Warcraft tournament. He really is appealing to the fanbase.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:42 am
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Allahver Fist says:
Swindle, thanks for reminding me of watching most of Bicentennial Man the other night. I… I… I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn’t know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized… like I was shot… like I was shot with a diamond… a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God… that movie really fucking sucks. Fucking really, really sucks. How did Robin Williams have the will to do that?
December 10th, 2007 at 10:46 am
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:
*sigh*
Yeah, I translated it and got your message loud and clear, Orson.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:52 am
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:
Oh, and by the way, if he *doesn’t* run the triple option, then why on earth did Tech hire him?
December 10th, 2007 at 10:54 am
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Doug says:
I wouldn’t get too confident just yet about Johnson’s ability to turn things around at Tech. The CHAN9000 coaching system was able to assimilate deep within the GT athletic department, and the soulless mediocrity it programmed is going to take some time and effort to overcome.
Paul Johnson: “I think I’m going to fake a handoff to the right, then lateral to the slotback and have him throw deep on a fly route to the corner of the end zone.”
CHAN9000: “I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Paul.”
December 10th, 2007 at 10:54 am
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Lynn Lawrence says:
1000010100010001
December 10th, 2007 at 10:57 am
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ehrenb2 says:
@#18:
Thanks man – you just saved me a lot of time I don’t have during finals.
#10:
I wish.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:00 am
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angus says:
Real men speak hex …E3 52 71 FF 2A C3 81 29
December 10th, 2007 at 11:03 am
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immikfefazz says:
If by little known fact you mean well known fact, then you’re right.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:04 am
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TIGERinATL says:
This post is bullshit.
Girls that hot do not exist at Tech.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:13 am
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bitterhorn says:
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December 10th, 2007 at 11:15 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Thank God it was in Binary….if we would have went to Grayscale or Boolean Theory, we would have lost some of the grads who love to convert from Octal to decimal……
Prof Charlie Eppes would like a word with you…
your theory on solving the P=NP problem requires a little work….Cal Tech laughs at Georgia Tech….
December 10th, 2007 at 11:15 am
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LSUJoshua says:
But girls driving jeeps are hot and usually perform exactly as described.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:16 am
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Brad says:
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FOR REIZEAL
and yes this shit is real
December 10th, 2007 at 11:18 am
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Techie says:
Cal Tech is for CA residents too socially awkward to go to Berkeley.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:20 am
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Brian says:
DTD is a bunch of drunks who probably don’t play World of Warcraft.
Yea Orson, so many compu-nerds over in the Ivan Allen building with all the cool Inta kids. Don’t tell me you were one of those trollish grad students who would be on those computers down in the basement all the time trying to game on foreign and wannabe euro-trash chicks. I majored in Econ, I know the score!
December 10th, 2007 at 11:21 am
39
Orson Swindle says:
Most of our time was spent on the waterslide at the Rec Center.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:30 am
40
Mr Pelican Pants says:
#24
He cut off the bottom half of the pages of the script that he had read and put them in a pile…..The genius in that…..
I love the smell of binary in the morning……its the smell of ….victory
December 10th, 2007 at 11:32 am
41
Dr. StrangeCock says:
Binary solo!
0000001
00000011
0000001
00000011
0000001
0000001
0000001
0000001
The humans are dead.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:32 am
42
Mr Pelican Pants says:
During my time in the military, after seeing that post, I really really hated electronic theory, all modes of encryption-decryption, MilsMachines, and all things that requires random changing passwords….
Math….its whats for dinner….
#27
Yes its true, CHAN9000 does not compute the word
“pass” or “lateral” “slotback “” throw ” ” fly route”
and if you cant run the option on WoW, his screenname,PJUpThaMiddle, will have a hard lesson to learn….he will be some sort of club carrying dwarf, just hittin stuff over the head, 70 times in a row, no magic, no spells, just pummelling…
December 10th, 2007 at 11:49 am
43
Boy Howdy says:
00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110001
December 10th, 2007 at 11:57 am
44
Mr Pelican Pants says:
#12
What I think you meant is “SEC Speed” and
tOSU Buckeye needs to put his money where his mouth is…. that is impressive, but can you do balanced ternary via Visual Finger Binary??
Can ya ? try it on your keyboard
asdfg hjkl;= 59049
December 10th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
45
Doug says:
As long as we’re all nerding out here, I want to see if any of your Techie readers out there can translate “1Q41” into hex for me.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
46
Maize n Brew Dave says:
Isn’t that the script from the Miracle Worker in binary?
01010101 0101000 0001
01! 01!
December 10th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
47
DC Trojan says:
Didn’t take any time at all to translate here.
On to more pressing issues: is there some kind of handicapping for degree of difficulty in bucking the bra off a jeep girl when she’s working it cowgirl style? Because the sample hottie has a fairly small cup size, so it’s harder (ahem) to build that kind of momentum. Same thing with Sterger-esque aftermarkets.
Unfortunately, given the wife’s bizarre objection to alternate sources of data, my wallpaper personality, and advanced beer gut, I can’t be the one to develop the handicapping scheme through field research – any volunteers?
December 10th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
48
lawtool says:
I got too many bytes on my hard drive and went straight to floppy.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
49
Tanner says:
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December 10th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
50
NewAZTiger says:
..-. ..- -.-. -.-
- …. .- -
-… .. -. .- .-. -.–
… …. .. -
– — .-. … .
-.-. — -.. .
.. …
— .-.. -..
… -.- — — .-..
– ..- – …. .- ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .- …
December 10th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
51
NewAZTiger says:
And since we’ve gone nerd, what the fuck is up with the comment section converting to inverse polish notation?
Did chronological order not make enough sense for a message board?
December 10th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
52
Allahver Fist says:
OU812.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
53
Brian says:
Orson at #39 – Well played sir, well played. My dreams of hitting that thing up while drunk never materialized due to laziness, among other things…It was probably for the best.
#51 – I think its got something to do with speeding up the servers.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
54
Mr Pelican Pants says:
Tanner,
Quit showing off….
I would have been better at Math had the math teachers been hotter….We usually ended up with some sort of basketball/volleyball player/referee butchy type lesbo, who loved to not wear makeup and had an affinity for what looked like Sans-a-belt slacks….rumor was she was dating a short, fat Biology teacher lesbo who looked more butchy than she was, both had the “punk” hair cut/bowl cut combo…hell basically looked like Moe from the 3 stooges except the hair was stickin up down the middle of the part…and it didnt work out…much like math..two positives dont attract……
Since then….math hasnt been a big deal since we have computers and I havent had to manually map out my hard drive with a pencil and graph paper lately…
But, thanks to math….we have HD TV!!! 1080p + PS3=
12 hrs a day gone on Sat/Sun now football is done
December 10th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
55
NewAZTiger says:
#53 – how does me reloading the page 4 times speed up the servers?
And when reading blog responses, chronological order is the preferred method.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
56
HFS says:
Agreed. New format blows. At least it gives us an option to change it, but that’s another click every time.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
57
A.G. says:
This Tech grad is quite happy he doesn’t understand binary.
He works in molecules bitches; and doesn’t have Saban for this…
December 10th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
58
Holly says:
0100111001100101011100100111001001110010011100100111001001110010011100100111001001110010011100100110010000101110.
December 10th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
59
gosouthgohard says:
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01101001 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110100 01110011 00101110
December 10th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
60
Mr Pelican Pants says:
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Decode that using #47 decoder
December 10th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
61
Mike says:
010011100100010101010010010001000101001100100001
December 10th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
62
bitterhorn says:
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December 10th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
63
Big Will says:
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December 10th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
64
Allen says:
Dude, I totally forgot about the water slide. We didn’t have girls, a breathing football coach, a quarterback that could read above a 2nd grade level, or english speaking grad student physics TAs. But dammit, we have a waterslide. That’ll bring in the 4 star recruits. God I miss Tech…
By the way, the common Tech speak should be pessimistic bitching, followed by either a LAN party or WoW raid.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
65
Kelly Williams says:
What rec center? What water slide? DAMN, you people are young. Bet you had air conditioning in the freaking dorms, too, huh? Women.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
66
gosouthgohard says:
One last potshot: a Florida alum telling GT students how to pick up girls is like Mark Mangino giving a starving Ethopian child competitive eating advice. Sometimes, there’s just not that much on the table.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
67
CLT Dawg says:
Genius. Pure, unadulterated Genius.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
68
Whohah says:
106 165 143 153 040 164 150 151 163 040 042 142 151 156 141 162 171 042 040 142 165 154 154 163 150 151 164 056 040 102 141 163 145 055 070 040 064 040 145 166 141 041
December 10th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
69
MorningBeer says:
@49
Are those VIN numbers? The one in the middle was just stolen from Miami.
December 10th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
70
Cochese says:
#43:
Well done, sir. +10 cocktails and a tip of the hat to you.
December 10th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
71
godawg says:
Johnson’s johnsons
December 10th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
72
Doctor Evil says:
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December 10th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
73
Beergut says:
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December 10th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
74
Richard Cranium says:
Should have saved space and done it in HEX.
December 11th, 2007 at 12:13 am
75
Nick Black says:
bah douglas coupland did this in microserfs when i was a wee lad of eleven or so
December 11th, 2007 at 9:53 am
76
Will (the other one) says:
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December 11th, 2007 at 10:12 am