BOWL SPONSOR OF THE DAY: ROADY'S

What’s with this “even if you’re a chain of truck stops” crack, Swindle? You gotta problem with a chain of truck stops?!?!

Fuck Roady’s – I wanna see the Flying J Bowl.

So insults like this are what we get for letting you off the hook on the resets on all your subprime loans? That’s it, ten more years of the BCS…

We just clarified that, sir.

i thought a “roady” was getting a beej while operating a motor vehicle.

I thought a “roady” was short for “road soda” – a beer consumed whilst on a road trip.

Wake me when Iowa-80 sponsors a bowl game. Fuck that Flying J bullshit.

Chan Gailey’s final ‘f-u’ to GT … a spot in a bowl game played on blue astroturf and sponsored by a truck stop chain.

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Dear Arkansas,

Your next coach is the basement of the Alamo. Please head there immediately.

And tell’em Large Marge sent ya.

“lame audioporn on tape”

Where the hell can I get audioporn? Is it simply secret late-night recordings of the Weis bedroom?

“the occasional handjob from a truckstop hooker”

Orson, the “truckstop hooker” as you so callously refer these lovely ladies, are more commonly known as “Lot Lizards.” So I’m told…

Flying J is aight, but I’ll take Rip Griffin’s Travel Centers, he’s a good man, Rip. That or that Bucky Beaver place in West Texas that they start advertising for in Mississippi. I know I’m not the only one.

And Lance is correct, read that in a book called Uncommon Carriers by……I’ll get back to you on that.

#9: Yup, Mrs. Weis describes it as when Charlie “goes commando.”

Cue horrible, awkward silence of game announcers

On the subject of bowls, has anyone been keeping up with the worthless but appropriate space filler that is the SI.com hypothetical Ultimate Playoff? http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/12/10/ultimateplayoff.finalfour/index.html

Not to ruin it for anyone, but currently the votes are going Oklahoma over Ohio State, and USC over Tim Tebow (and there’s a few other guys composing the Gator team, I guess). So the ultimate SI playoff MNC matchup is going to be between USC and Oklahoma? What happened to all the SEC/Big 10 voters on that one?

Just on the Tennessee side of the border with Alabama on I-65 lies The Booby Bungalow. It’s only the most famous truck stop/ diner/ strip club in the history of the world.

At least that’s what I’ve heard.

I think the Flying J Bowl would have to happen at a HS stadium in Youngstown, OH.
Speaking of which, has there ever been a bowl game in the Meadowlands? Chillier than Jax, for sure, but more other stuff to do in the area.
#12: John McPhee

I thought “Truck Stop Hookers” were called “seat covers”?, no? or a cool name of a punk band?
“We’re the Truck Stop Hookers,and we’re gonna rock ya ballz off Cleveland!!”

At least we know what to expect as far as bathrooms go at the bowl game……Can you buy all that cool mobile stuff at the concession stand that you can get at truck stops, like 12v Tv’s/VCR combo’s, emergency flasher crank radios w/built in Weatherband?
And is it true that the best serial killers are truckers?

Re #15: Yes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_State_Bowl

LSUJoshua @ 11 – you’re referring to Buc-ees, the travel center with a f*ck lion. The beaver on the sign is there for a reason – the guy that owns the company? His name is Beaver, I am not even remotely joking. How’s that for Q rating?

What, no love for Love’s???

http://www.loves.com/

As soon as we get out of Iraq, the Armed Forces will dump the FW Bowl like a bad habit. Hopefully Carl’s Corner (endorsed by Willie Nelson) will take over sponsorship.

#15. After years of travel on 1-40 and 65, I think some enterprising person could put together a whole travel guide consisting of nothing but sketchy adult-oriented highway side “attractions” in TN.

T continue that sentiment — A travelogue of Fire Works and adult novelty stores in South Carolina would be equally useful.

In Georgia they have the Cafe Erotica anyone ever been?

#21, Love’s does have the only brand of beef jerky that I would ever eat. Not that that’s saying much, I guess, but the stuff is strangely addicitve. Expensive, though.

Small threadjack: a website with all the news anchor hotties. Just click the network. http://www.gogomag.com/talkingheads/ Yes Im a sad pathetic loser.

Pete Jayhawk (#6):

You’re totally right about the need for an Iowa-80 Truck Stop sponsored bowl. Porn and hookers aside, this place has 24-hour dentists, a jewelry store, and a Truckers’ Movie Theater. And what better way to ensure that Kirk Ferentz gets a bowl invite?

Is it ironic that the Humanitarian Bowl is sponsored by the direct support staff for the exclusive American transporters of sweatshop made apparel?

I could use a roady on the way home most every night.

If there was a Flying J Bowl, would the teams get $5000 less compared to other bowl games? Or, would the tickets cost $5 less compared to other bowl games?

When will Krispy Kreme finally pony up and sponsor a game?

#15
I always tell people headed to Nashville on northbound 65 to look for the 25 ft tall concrete rooster located in the parking lot of the Booby Bungalow.

In the interest of full disclosure, I actually say…“Ya’ll look out for that big ass cock on your right side.”

What is really interesting is that the little town of Ardmore, AL (just south of tha’ Bungalow) is one of the few places where a sheriff is charged with enforcement in two states. The Tenn/AL line is a train track that runs right through the middle of town.

Also, the Booby Bungalow is a great place to get stabbed. At least thats what I have been told.

WIAT in bham says Borges is out at AU.

Ahh Yes……Fox News. Fair. Balanced. & Pussy.

Alright, I’ll say it:

Come on back Trucker, and talk ta Teddy Bahr.

This is the song I immediately thought of when I saw the truck stop and hooker posts. It should be track 34 if you need to pick it.

http://play.rhapsody.com/bloodhoundgang/hooray/alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying

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also, i can’t cut and paste.

This is best thread EVER! Interstate exit strippers! PeeWee! Even hot news anchors -mmmm, Robin Meade….

10-4, good buddy.

I’m a rebel, Dotty. A loner.

Pedro sez, “50 signs for 200 miles north and south-bound I-95, but no bunda.”