Friday Cheesecake

by Peter Bean on Dec 7, 2007 10:56 AM EST

What does Friday Cheesecake mean to you?

For Orson, it's a chance to post all that great ass he covets...

For me? It's an escape, man...

An escape to a world totally unlike the one I actually inhabit. And right now the world I inhabit is fucking cold and fucking landlocked.

So I daydream about the beach. And collages of immortal women in warm water.

And if I can't be on the beach, I'd sure as shit rather be in Texas, where this week's Chessecakestress -- Kim Smith of Houston -- was born. Ah, those Texas women. Take it away, Miss Smith:

Marry me?

And finally, as a special treat, Friend Of Cheesecake kleph put together a flip book and Google Map of international cheesecake.

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Long live EDSBS.... And happy weekend, motherfuckers.

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don’t get me wrong…that’s a smokin’ body on kim…but i’m sensing a little “man face” in the see through shirt picture.

by gerry dorsey on Dec 7, 2007 11:00 AM EST reply actions

I propose a Cheesecake tournament to coincide with the NCAA Tournament this march. Who is the cheesiest of them all? We shall see.

by Justin C. Cliburn on Dec 7, 2007 11:01 AM EST reply actions

Pre-noon cheesecake…well played sir!

by Fraggle Rock on Dec 7, 2007 11:09 AM EST reply actions

BUNDA, BUNDA, BUNDA!!!!!!!

by EufaulaPete on Dec 7, 2007 11:11 AM EST reply actions

They all look like females to me…..but you could always run a cod check on them.

by Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ on Dec 7, 2007 11:20 AM EST reply actions

I didn’t even notice that she had a head.

by RaginCajunRebel on Dec 7, 2007 11:25 AM EST reply actions

Sweet Lord, Gerry Dorsey!

You set a high bar, sir.

by PW on Dec 7, 2007 11:25 AM EST reply actions

(chant) Pet-er Bean, Pet-er Bean, Pet-er bean….

the king is dead, long live the king.

by tzubear on Dec 7, 2007 11:30 AM EST reply actions

Breaking news:

Paul Johnson to Georgia Tech.

www.ajc.com

by Techie on Dec 7, 2007 11:30 AM EST reply actions

“Cheesecake Kleph”…has a nice ring, but I’m pretty sure I’ll be abstaing from actual imagery.

by Aerobab on Dec 7, 2007 11:35 AM EST reply actions

Long nights in the law library and cold walks to arrive there are getting to you Mr. Bean? And it appears you noticed that women in parkas are less attractive than women wearing short skirts. Welcome to the Midwest.

by maskedavenger on Dec 7, 2007 11:53 AM EST reply actions

I haven’t gotten past the ass on the first girl. HOLY SHIT!!!! It looks like someone took Marissa Miller’s tits and put them on her backside. Outstanding……

by The Last Dragon on Dec 7, 2007 11:57 AM EST reply actions

Don’t get your hopes up yet. Just ask Arkansas and Michigan. For now just sit back and dream of Boise.

http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/83701?from=36hr_topnav_undeclared

by 7-5 on Dec 7, 2007 12:00 PM EST reply actions

- Go to hell with your breaking news. No one cares about Ga Tech with this kind of bunda to discuss.

by The Last Dragon on Dec 7, 2007 12:05 PM EST reply actions

I went to GT.

Women are an anomaly.

by Techie on Dec 7, 2007 12:07 PM EST reply actions

pw,

i didn’t mean to imply this piece of ass isn’t good enough. however, i so suspicious of airbushing, that when i see something like that i often wonder what reality is.

by gerry dorsey on Dec 7, 2007 12:09 PM EST reply actions

Well done on the cheesecake, but landlocked?

It’s called du lac, but in reality, it’s des lac, how much water does one man need?

by Baghuan on Dec 7, 2007 12:09 PM EST reply actions

I kid, I kid.

Long live cheesecake.

by Techie on Dec 7, 2007 12:11 PM EST reply actions

I’m a little surprised we haven’t ever had Australian cheescake, according to the map. Perhaps, put it on a future menu?

by Laugh on Dec 7, 2007 12:11 PM EST reply actions

my research on that topic is not complete, laugh. i’ll have to go back and continue my investigation in much greater detail.

by kleph on Dec 7, 2007 12:15 PM EST reply actions

Don’t get me wrong — Kim Smith is great.

But Vida Guerra, she’s got back for days — put a week on it. DAMN.

by Signal to Noise on Dec 7, 2007 12:27 PM EST reply actions

S2N: I almost did, but decided to leave her for Orson. I couldn’t see him my Texas lady friend a whole week, but Ms. Guerra is right up his alley.

by Peter Bean on Dec 7, 2007 12:49 PM EST reply actions

Don’t get too happy yet, just ask Arkansas and Michigan about that. In the mean time, day dream about the warm weather in Boise.

by 7-5 on Dec 7, 2007 1:50 PM EST reply actions

- Outstanding Idea. Would make March Madness interesting without costing me money.

- Your post led to one of the most enjoyable google image searches I have every conducted. Thank you for that.

by TIGERinATL on Dec 7, 2007 4:04 PM EST reply actions

Awesome ladies!

I agree on the babe-bunda-tournament.

Someone get Stranko out of mothballs and have him add my entry to this contest which is a woman from Argentina who won some sort of butt of the world contsest from the Howard Stern Show. She has made a couple of appearances on EDSBS. Her name is Agustina Keyra or Keyra Agustina, not sure which name is first.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Dec 7, 2007 4:26 PM EST reply actions