THE CRIES OF THE TIGER
by jebus edsbs on Dec 6, 2007 1:04 PM EST
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Missouri's Secret Shame, Volleyball Mascot: Miz Meow!
The Missouri Tigers went from the proverbial driver's seat to riding in the bed of the pickup truck in three horrific hours on Saturday night. It's tough medicine, to be sure, but it's also no time for crying. No one wants to hear you whine about being left out of the BCS, Missouri. Your football program has been a joke for as long as we can remember and one good season does not afford you the respect you think you're entitled to. This was a good season for you, so let's not leave on bad terms. You were the #1 team in the country and had a chance to avenge your only loss of the season. You got an opportunity to show the nation that you were for real -- and you blew it in spectacular fashion. Oklahoma pistol-whipped you, as evidenced by this animated drive chart . The Sooners used your carcass to convince me that they may actually be the best team in the country right now, so let this be a learning experience for your entire beleaguered state. If you want to be known for more than meth production and excessive Christianity, then I suggest you take a few plays off, look at what you've accomplished, and focus on beating a Nuttless Arkansas in the Cotton Bowl. Godspeed!
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Good god, Jebus! Warn us next time you put up a picture like that.
We are owed cheesecake as penance for your sin!
by Geaux Irish on Dec 6, 2007 1:08 PM EST reply actions
Please tell me that’s not the bunda!
Its always a treat to see what lips and nose Jocelyn Wildenstein has chosen for any given day, but if i’m wanting to spend time looking at plastic surgery freaks I like the ones who get nekkid.
Amanda Lepore fits the bill nicely……see?
by SonofSamford on Dec 6, 2007 1:21 PM EST reply actions
Fuck that was horrible. Warning next time, please.
by drogue on Dec 6, 2007 1:26 PM EST reply actions
Well, there went lunch. I guess if it works for the Olsen Twins…
by Touchdown74 on Dec 6, 2007 2:08 PM EST reply actions
Committed to asking the tough questions: are those herpes sores?
by Brian on Dec 6, 2007 2:30 PM EST reply actions
Still waiting for the ’I’d hit it’.
Holly?
by Bobby Decatur on Dec 6, 2007 2:32 PM EST reply actions
Nice work on the open thread in your victory over UNI, Jeebus.
Conversely, OPS seems to have a fixation on whipping his/yours/all of ours, “out.”
Scares me a bit.
by Coop on Dec 6, 2007 2:39 PM EST reply actions
That is the scariest fucking thing I have every seen.
by Maize n Brew Dave on Dec 6, 2007 2:42 PM EST reply actions
Stranko, where have you gone? Redeem us, please!
by Geaux Irish on Dec 6, 2007 2:55 PM EST reply actions
I’d hit it…
…first with a tire iron and then with several grenades from a distance.
by Rival on Dec 6, 2007 2:57 PM EST reply actions
Isn’t that what they drag behind pickup trucks in Colorado?
oh damn am I going to hell
by Out of Conference on Dec 6, 2007 3:07 PM EST reply actions
Can I get a full body shot before making any conclusions?
by Gator03 on Dec 6, 2007 3:14 PM EST reply actions
And, OOC redeems my faith in the Gamecock Nation, once again.
You, good sir, are a savior.
Every time you make a funny, I wonder if you follow it up with a dead on Ferrell doing Goulet impression on Conan, “…it feels good to laugh again.”
Dyan Canon…“she’s got a shape to her!”
by Coop on Dec 6, 2007 3:17 PM EST reply actions
Is this the current candidate for the Arkansas job? I mean whose left right?
“Sometimes you feel like a Nutt, Sometimes you don’t.”
by Touchdown74 on Dec 6, 2007 3:32 PM EST reply actions
This is a visual fingernails-across-a-blackboard moment. Chills and nausea run rampant.
by DarthGatorOne on Dec 6, 2007 3:52 PM EST reply actions
Thanks JHC for posting the bunda to cleanse the palate. Your sin has been forgiven.
by Geaux Irish on Dec 6, 2007 3:52 PM EST reply actions
The fuck’s Tawny Kitaen got to do with Missouri?
by Riboflavin on Dec 6, 2007 4:25 PM EST reply actions
I think that is the girl I woke up with after new year’s eve last year… the day I swore off Jager Meister
by Futbawl Fan on Dec 6, 2007 4:40 PM EST reply actions
No. Just no.
And the cities of St Louis, the rest of Kansas City and Columbia say that “Jesus Camp” was not representative of the state as a whole. Just a crazy suburb of KC.
by El Hombre on Dec 6, 2007 4:54 PM EST reply actions
Jebus…..Where did you ever get that photo of Lee Corso in drag??
by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 6, 2007 5:04 PM EST reply actions
Well this is what you get when you get a proliferation of shows like “NIP TUCK” running wild on F/X….
Christian: “Tell me what you dont like about yourself….Lee?? Is that correct?”
Lee Corso: " Tell you the truth, I am the human mascot…I am a woman trapped in a mans body, dying to get out……I need something to turn back the years, and I wanna go back to the sideline once again….like
Michelle Toyota….err Tofoya"
by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 6, 2007 5:10 PM EST reply actions
Rival-
The only sensible thing to do is nuke it from space.
by Mr. Wrong on Dec 6, 2007 5:21 PM EST reply actions
We are No 1 bullcrap Dept:
Had Ohio State played Oklahoma last Saturday, I am sure they would have gone down just as badly as the MiZZZ Tigers did.
But, at least we would have seen that @#$%^$^ dot the “i”.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Dec 6, 2007 6:07 PM EST reply actions
- 29, Tawny Kitaen was at least hot for a video or two.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Dec 6, 2007 6:08 PM EST reply actions
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