FLORIDA PLAYER ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT WITH DELICIOUS WEAPON

The Fish Wrap States:

“After employee Alphonso Johnson asked Cunningham to pay, according to the report, Cunningham got angry.”

Who did Cunningham think he was—-Mr. Tebow?

My nearest Jimmy John’s is over 50 miles away, and I find this atrocity unforgivable.

Nick Saban compared it to the Holocaust, and he lives in Tuscaloosa where they actually have a Jimmy John’s!

Definetly not Tebow. That rocket arm of his would have left a hole in the poor worker……

What the fuck? I can’t believe I live in this town sometimes.

The first sentence of the article, in itself, is priceless:

A food fight landed University of Florida defensive end Jermaine Cunningham, a former teammate and a world-class sprinter who played receiver at LSU in jail early Wednesday morning.

It’s too bad Tebow was busy passing out meals and blankets to the homeless at that hour. Otherwise he could’ve flew on over and straightened the whole thing out.

Yeah, but Saban’s Jimmy Johns doesn’t always try hard.

I like the title of this thread. Good work, Holly.

Jimmy John’s ? Really ?
Penn State had one, but like every other hoagie up there that wasn’t imported from Philadelphia for tailgates – I couldn’t of cared less for them.

We have 3 JJs here in Lawrence. I lead a delicious life.

Bravo, simply Bravo. Jesus I love this site.

The only place in Gville for Hoagies is Hogan’s

I wrote that in total seriousness. I don’t know if it was the fact that they would deliver till 4 AM or some blend of PCP in the mayo, but there’s something in the damn things that makes you crave them beyond all reason. And I really did drive to Vegas in 1950something Mustang with two friends to get one. Interestingly, my two co-guest bloggers concur, and we’re none of us within 1000 miles of the other. It’s a nationwide mania.

I was thinking the same thing #4.

1. - Hogans is better than the JJ. And it has the Bomb Shelter, where you can in fact, get bombed.

I can honestly say that there is no better food on this earth than a #9 on wheat from JJ’s.

Sandwiches made of rice….stupid California cuisine.

Nothing that tasty should be locked away in Clovis. That’s borderline criminal.

I have never been that far into the middle of the state, and I never intend to be. it’s hot and there’s no ocean.

I’m to the point where I can’t order fewer than two sammiches when I go to Jimmy John’s. I like the PCP in the mayo theory. So good.

1. and #14. If only Subsational was still around and operating, they would take the number 1 spot to me. and i used to work at JJ, the sandwiches you could make after hours for yourself were far better than anything on the menu

So I guess I shouldn’t tell you that I have a JJ’s one block from my office. And I almost never go there for lunch.

(Don’t curse me. We just have the tasty goodness of Potbelly’s right across the street…)

Impressive wordsmithery there, Holly.

 We don’t have any JJ’s in College Station; our local addictive delicacy was a Monster from Freebird’s (burrito wraps before anyone else knew what they were).

 Where is the JJ’s in Vegas? I usually make a point to go by In-N-Out Burger every time I’m there, but I’ll have to add a trip to JJ’s to the itinerary.

This must be double the Fulmer Cup points because it involves processed meat products….No?

There’s a couple in LV, but the one we usually hit is on W. Lake Mead Blvd, I think, right off 95.

I feel your SoCAl pain Holly. The nearest sammich to my work here in Venice is a $9.95 Turkey Sandwich with GINGER and Havarti Cheese with a side-salad. Fries an extra $1.

(Nice pun on the blogpost).

and as much as i loath california, i must admit, having regular access to In IN-N-Out burger was one of the joys of living there.

The JJ website has a location finder on it so that you can find as many in Las Vegas as you want.

Also, Holly, they have franchising opportunities — maybe it’s time for a career change…

http://www.jimmyjohns.com/homepage.aspx

I always loved the Gator Tail at Joe’s Deli in Gainesville….

Cunningham should have ordered the combo and gotten the chips for free.

I don’t want to start another Krispy Kreme/Dunkin Donuts/Whatever local doughnut place where you live that is sooo much better than anything else debate, but I have tried Jimmy John’s many different times with many different orders. I even tried to toast it myself one time to see if that would make it edible. I’m sorry, those sandwiches suck. I would rather eat Jimmy Johns our backup tailback than one of those things.
No flavor, no flavor at all.

Cold cuts and tough bread? Really?

Luckily Ann Arbor has one. I have it on good authority that Fuck Lions rely almost entirely on JJ’s for sustenance. I would however give my 3rd nipple for an In-N-Out Burger. Or a Sonic. Or a Waffle House. Or some of that vaunted, elusive SEC Speed. If I had that I could jog to any of these places and get back before my food got cold. But I digress, being from the Murda Mitten, I would only make it nine yards and punt my food, resulting in a 4 yard return. Damn, damn Big Ten sterotypes coming true.

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You say you don’t want to start a debate, yet you call down the thunder by accusing JJs of having no flavor?

Here is an actual clip of the fight….or the Duke vs Notre Dame game…its the same either way
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2797517

So technically since the regular season of football is over….does the Fulmer Cup kick in….like now??
All this down time til the bowl games, and kids are fighting with food……Mayo laced with Cocaine is more like it, maybe even a hint of THC….just so the cravings are there for 8 more hours…

That would be Swindle’s decision, I suppose…but God, I hope so.

Hey Kleph,
The best part of In-N-Burgers was taking the bumper stickers and modifying them to read:
In-N-Out urge….

I used to stop off at the one in Bakersfield before heading cross country……
Jimmy Johns in Clovis?? where is it at…Next to Jim’s Place, the cowboy bar??

Heh. I had a Billy Club for lunch today, at the JJ across Tenn. St from the FSU campus.

I respectfully submit that throwing soft-shell tacos at people is better.

yak,

 There are no Waffle Houses in Ann Arbor?

 Is that possible? I thought Waffle House was everywhere.

If there are any, it’s probably Waffle Haus, with a bunch of $18 organic, free range tofu “crepes”…..(insert Talladega Nights joke here)

JJs just came to Memphis, and I went there 3 times the first week they were open. I had had them before in Cham-Bana, and they were exquisite, if you can use that work on this site.

Haha! Great article. Mmmm… I love the JJ BLT and they deliver to my office (St. Louis)! Those chips are like gold man.

28, I am right there with you on the In-N-Out Burger. Best fast food chain ever. Californians have no idea how good they have it. Thank goodness it has crept into Phoenix and Vegas….

Did the WWL just announce the Bobby Bowden retired?? Jimbo Fisher the new head coach?? Am I hallucinating??

I always thought In-N-Out was overrated. Has anyone else had Five Guys in DC? Way better burgers and fries, in my humble opinion…

Gnarls Woodson @ 41—

Five Guys is amazing. Better in the Old Town Alexandria and Glebe Road locations than elsewhere (for example, near the law school in Charlottesville, where I eat too much of it), but awesome at all locations nonetheless.

Nothing hits the spot like a #9 or #12 on wheat. Oh so tasty at 3am heading home from sixth street. I would have to say that Freebirds runs a close second though. Luckily I have both here in Houston less than 5 mins from my work.

our benevolent masters at the WWL have posted the following for the consumption of teh masses

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3142649

in re the most rev. dr. bowden.

it’s really really random that i didn’t see this happen, as i walked straight past JJ at about 2:20 last night, but i did see the aftermath. we were having the final round of an extremely important golden tee open tournament between myself and my good esteemed colleague Neil, and it lasted a tad past closing. then we walked by JJ on our way to pita pit for some late night hype, and i didn’t see nothing until around 3:30 when iw ent to get my girlfriend to drop her car off at her apartment (she had her architecture final show thingy today and stayed up in studio all night working on it)
campus was all kinds of locked down, with about ten bajijllion UPD cars at every entrance to campus. i was all spooked, but we couldn’t figure it out. until i heard the news today.
aha! foodfight! BRING THE SWAT TEAM!!!

Jim Grobe to Arkansas

http://www.arkansasnews.com/archive/2007/12/05/News/344292.html

Expect Jim Grobe to accept a fat new contract tomorrow at Wake now.

JJ slings some rancid shit. On the bright side, he be lookin’ comfy in them motherfuckin’ jail clothes.

UF has the speed, tOSU has the bulk, but both schools have the crime. Too bad the rematch wasn’t meant to be.

For what it’s worth, if there was a 8 or 16 team playoff, I would put a grand on UF.

With my first semester at the University of North Carolina coming to a close, I can honestly say that finding Jimmy Johns was one of the top five best things that have happened to me since I’ve been in Chapel Hill.

 My deepest sympathies to those who do not have a JJs within delivery distance.

Oh man, a number 9 on wheat, I could eat it every meal for the rest of my life.

Meyer’s comments are hilarious.

5 guys serve up a splendid double cheeseburger but the fries are like miniature bricks. I prefer IN-N-OUT, but I’m not going to get all Reformation / counter-reformation about it.

On a side note, who wouldn’t get all excited about driving to Clovis for a sandwich? Aside from the bright lights of Bakersfield en route, there’s the bucolic charm of farming towns like Arvin, home of newspaper the Arvin Tiller. The locals told me that it had gone out of business, but the editor had no regrets, writing the final headline: Don’t cry for me, Arvin Tiller.

The J.J. Gargantuan™ is but a mere snack for me, as I am all that is man…or fat, whichever you prefer.

According to the local news, Cunningham was not the sandwich hurler. It was Jon Demps, already in Meyer’s doghouse, who was the “alleged” sub tosser. Cunningham allegedly threw an empty cup……

Of course, this loss of self-control was wrong, lamentable, and funny……..However, the subsequent SWAT type response by the Gainesville PD, the manhunt, and subsequent arrests were slightly over the top.

However, no matter how this turns out, you can be sure that Coach Meyer will not think that it’s insignificant or humorous. I have a picture in my mind of him dressed as Queen Victoria saying, “We are not amused”. Look for a suspension for Cunningham for the bowl game and other internal discipline and a dismissal from the team for Demps……….

Oh well, as one wag suggests, “Nothing good happens with food after 3:00 AM” , and as another said, “Don’t hoagie me, bro!”

We got 5 Guys here in Charlotte about a year ago. They opened one right down the street from my office (damn/bless them). The burgers are way better than in-n-out, but the fries aren’t so good. I’d go with in-n-out on the fries.

I somehow missed out on the JJ’s hysteria. Color me unimpressed.

So, does this ‘incident’ count towards Fulmer Cup points? Because my Fulmer Fantasy League Commish is not letting me pick up Florida until we have a ruling from Orson … lawls.

Perhaps he used his J.J. Gargantuan…with extra organ-o, or oregano, or whatever.

Holly,

If you want a proper sandwich, head down to Portillo’s in Buena Park for an Italian Beef… It’s not a sub (and thus has no relation to Jimmy John’s), but it’s absolutely awesome.

Oh but I miss JJ from my days at Purdue…

1. - I love In-N-Out to death and hate my city of residence in CA for not having one (stupid city council and its anti drive thru laws), but the fries there are shite if you get them to go.

I seriously miss Fatburger in L.A. I know they’ve dwindled badly.

Jebus displays great fondness for the JJ’s on Washington, I see. I have a friend who swears by it, but never get past Panchero’s.

Aww, so dissapointed I didn’t get in on the comments for this thread earlier. One day at Georgia Tech I was eating at subway by myself across the street from the Varsity and a hobo came in to the dining room area, of which I was the only person (its seperate from the subway and KFC that are connected to it) This man then proceeded to tell me that “This is a sub stickup” and to hand over my sub to him. Instead of a gun, he tried to hold a chapstick tube like a gun, and use intimidation. Well, I sir, I just kept saying to him “what? Huh, what did you say?” Not really believing what he said. He repeated “This is a sub stickup, give me your sub.” I told him I could not, on account of it being mine, and being very tasty. He got very frustrated with me, and eventually left. It was the weirdest shit ever.

DC Trojan hits nail on head regarding Five Guys – grossly overrated.
JJ Subs are good, but they aren’t anything I’d miss if they went away.

The best Lunch food is, by far, Willy’s California Burritos with about 2 dozen locations around ATL. Chipotle can compete, but I just like Willy’s better.

DCT is correct in characterizing Five Guys vs. In-N-Out as essentially a religious war — both burgers are great, they’re just entirely different concepts, eastern Hunk-O-Meat versus western thinly-ground. How could you not like Five Guys’ fries, though? Fresh-cut, just the right amount of salt, and a “regular” order could feed a couple of offensive linemen.

Damn Jimmy John’s in Charlottesville is all the way down on the UVa Corner. They need to put one up farther north where I don’t have to drive my car through a crowd of undergrads.

I love some Jimmy John’s. In Columbia, I have one a block from where I work, and then another a block from where I live. It’s great. However, I do cheat on JJ’s every now and then with a place called Beezer’s near USC’s campus. Nothing like a Godfather with extra mayo and oil and vinegar at 4 in the morning. Damn, I think I might be having a Gargantuan for lunch today.

The most egregious thing about Jimmy John’s is that they don’t have one in the Phoenix area and they’re only looking for not looking for franchises in the Valley, just Tucson. grr

We got a college here in the East Valley too you know! Maybe you’ve heard of it? Top 10 football team? Holiday bowl bound? Thisclose to being in the BCS? Dennis Erickson the coach?

How much for just 1 rib?

Five Guys has good burgers, their fries aren’t the best, but in a world where sometimes quantity is better than quality, you can’t beat a lunch bag full of fries as a single order from Five Guys. When the chick at the counter tells you to find someone in line to share the order of fries with before you order them, you know you’re about to get an assload of fried potatoes.

Coop, you seem to know everything and I’m lazy to look at their website, but do we have a JJs in SC? I’m pretty partial to Groucho’s in downtown Columbia, but I only get there a few times a year.

Jesus Christ – if the morning’s rumors are true – the Arkansas coaching search is getting uglier than last year’s Bama debacle

I once saw a man slam a hot, fresh Mama’s Love from Mama G’s in Auburn on the pavement during a fight with his girlfriend. He may have been my best friend, but I cut his F*@&ing throat…

You just don’t do that.

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I think they just opened a JJ’s across from Jillian’s on Gervais. And it’s Shag night at Jillian’s tonight, worth a trip from Charlotte.

Maybe my problem with 5 Guys fries derives from eating a “single” order by my lonesome, to accompany the double cheeseburger. A couple of my co-workers later found me stranded under my desk like a beached whale.

S2N is right about In-N-Out fries – they really have to be eaten on the spot.

mmm, fries.

@60

You should have given the bum your crappy sub just for his sheer creativity. That’s worth $5.

I haven’t tried JJ’s, but will. And Beezers is fantastic.

mmm…. burgers

The INO on the west side of Bakersfield is almost exactly halfway between SF and Vegas, and is one of the reasons I prefer to drive that trip rather than fly.

Fatburger seems to be expanding rather than dwindling, the last time I looked. In fact, I understand Michigan’s one of their targets (about 5 miles from the nephew and niece, yippee!)

Niman Ranch FTW.

#66
I admit that our coaching search was a debacle (pretty good outcome although)…but Rich Rod shooting us down vs. what is going on with your team is stretching it a bit.

1. Is that the same Groucho’s that’s been around since at least the late 60’s? Brings back memories. That and 5 Points before it upscaled.

Two things :
1. Is he wearing his third uniform ?
2. Did Tony Taylor break into the restaruant to make his girl a sandwich ?

Another reason why we need a playoff. These fine young men have too much time on their hands, not to mention mayonaisse.

Don’t forget Spurrier’s turning you down, Petrino likewise, or Nick’s initial denial. There was some crazy shit in T-town’s coahcing hunt. Not that I would wish that on anyone, but Mal and PB Jr f’ed Bama nation hard last year.

There is a JJ’s in 5 points and the Vista in Columbia.

1. - That is the same Groucho’s. It’s actually turned into quite the chain in SC. There are now Groucho’s in Columbia, Charleston, Lexington, Florence, and Greenville (there are others but I can’t recall where else). Nothing like drowning a sammich in 45 sauce.

This thread makes me want to go get drunk and eat a sub that would otherwise seem average. I have only had Jimmy John’s when I’ve been drunk (my first experience coming last year in Blacksburg then later in Athens). Everytime I get drunk though, I can’t help but crave a sub from JJ’s. We have a Beezer’s in Clemson, but I refuse to eat there even when drunk.

And Groucho’s is delicious. Unfortunately it is a little too high class for Orangeburg.

78 – Fraggle Rock – where is the Groucho’s in Greenville? This is must know info. One opened on Augutsa Rd about 7 or 8 years ago at the corner of Farris Rd, but it only lasted about 6 months. It seemed I was about the only one there. I went there almost every night for TV. I didn’t have a TV at the time because I was studying for the PE exam and wanted no distractions at home, so I ate at Grouchos a lot.

Maybe that is the one I was thinking of in G Vegas. Didn’t realize it was so short lived. Not sure if you’re willing to travel, but the Groucho’s website claims one to be opening soon in Spartanburg.