jebus – if you’re so easily offended, perhaps you should think about diverting your sports obsession to something that better fits you, like soccer, or perhaps pac-10 football – and for the record, the lowest common denominator of humor is fart jokes, and i doubt you’re so flagrantly anti-american to come out against fart jokes

beergut – exactly – the golfer, like judas priest singer rob halford, is open about his homosexuality – people seem perplexed as to why a golfer would be so into judas priest, so i merely pointed what they have in common (along those same lines, as an ignorant redneck who rapes farm animals, i only listen to toby keith–big dawg daddy 4 life!) – but apparantly by insinuating that “texas longhorn” is slang for “openly gay,” i have set back social progress on the internets by at least 10 years

so, to review:

claiming that i personally rape farm animals = funny and non-offensive
depicting urban myers in drag = funny and non-offensive
saying “texas longhorn” is code for “openly gay” = the worst act of homophobic bigotry in america since the stonewall riots

internet = serious business

What part of this is homophobic?

If this golfer is open about his homosexuality, domer’s tying him to texas is not homophobic.

OOC @ 53. Words fail me.

Kisses!

double-ouch.

*i have nothing against elderly women, i’m just making a joke

btw, is my post more or less homophobic than the most recent entry on your snarktstic site, which demeans a rival coach and player by depicting them as transvestites? ijust wondering, b/c it’s almost as deliciously ironical as a tennessee native calling an okie “country”

peter, i would say the feeling is mutual, but i’m afraid i’d be accused of supporting your blatant anti-bestiality bigotry – instead, i’ll just point out that both mizzou and kansas are going to better bowls than you – ouch.

Oh, wait…Oklahoma and Notre Dame? Yeah, no surprise there. (And I say that as an alum of a school that plays neither of yours.) Kindly take your country ass elsewhere, if you please.

mack is a mediocre coach at a program with the potential to be a contender every season – i love that vince young convinced the whorn fanbase that mack was a good coach, only to watch you guys come to the slow realization that he’s the same second rate coach that he was back when he lost 5 in a row to Stoops – i will enjoy watching the fanbase turn on him over the next two seasons

also, the judas priest-loving golfer is a texass longwhorn, and by that, i mean he’s openly gay – thus, his love for all things rob halford

Nobody saw them running
From 16th Avenue
They never found the fingerprints
Or the weapon that was used
But someone killed country music
Cut out its heart and soul
They got away with murder
Down on music row

The almight dollar
And the lust for worldwide fame
Slowly killed tradition
And for that, someone shouldhang (”Ahh, you tell ‘em Alan”)
They all say “Not Guilty!”
But the evidence will show
That murder was committed
Down on music row

For the steel guitars no longer cry
And the fiddles barely play
But drums and rock ‘n’ roll guitars
Are mixed up in your face
Ol’ Hank wouldn’t have a chance
On today’s radio
Since they committed murder
Down on music row

They thought no one would miss it
Once it was dead and gone
They said no one would buy them ol’
Drinkin’ and cheatin’ songs (”Oh, but I still buy ‘em”)
Well there ain’t no justice in it
And the hard facts are cold
Murder’s been committed
Down on music row

For the steel guitars no longer cry
And you can’t hear fiddles play
With drums and rock ‘n’ roll guitars
Mixed right up in your face
Why the Hag wouldn’t have a chance
On today’s radio
Since they committed murder
Down on music row

Why they even tell the Possum
To pack up and go back home
There’s been an awful murder
Down on music row

–Larry Cordle and Larry Shell