EDSBS LIVE: THE BCS IS WONDERFUL, I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE EDITION

“FFF—F-F-F-F—F—-fuck” overheard at 8pm last night in every sports bar in Mizzou………

Orson has to make some sort of bet with Yost from Michigan Zone. Preferably something that wouldn’t involve the words “Property of Mr. Tebow” being scribbled on manboobs.

With legs like that, are you sure that Lily Allen isn’t Tim Tebow in drag?

I can’t seem to figure out if Lily is a fan or not of Dubya. Herbie thinks she’s a fan. Write. It. Down.

Orson, dont know if you heard or not, but the local sports guy in N.O. said that Vegas would have UF as a favorite over all teams at a neutral site in a playoff.

Yeah, it would be nice if President Bush, just once, said to one of these people, “you don’t matter.”

You don’t like him, fine. But something tells me he doesn’t give two shits about you either, and just once I wish he would look at all these people, tell them to go fuck themselves, and then say he is off on his jet, the one fueled with Fabergé eggs and bald eagle sperm, to boost Colombia’s GDP and nail that Colombian model who ends up in SI for the swimsuit issue annually, on a 4 day coke orgy.

Coop, are you sure you’re talking about Bush and not Sarkozy? The money line on Bush doing something that cool is roughly +40000000.

something tells me he doesn’t give two shits about you either

Something tells me he doesn’t give two shits about much of anything.

7:00 p.m. You. Us. Yousns. Your’ns. The collective noun, proper or slang, of your choice–be there and be heard. We love first time callers because they sound so jittery saying “fuck” on the air, so ring the fuck in and be a motherfucking first time caller, fizzbitch.

Would it be okay if I just sang the chorus of “Rockin’ the Suburbs” instead?

F—F-F-F—FUCK…Now I’m gonna hang up and listen…..

Fuck your scheduling Swindle. Wife bought tickets to the fucking Boston Symphony. Damn and blast it !!

Cuty Limy Dept:

First time I’ve heard of Ms. Allen.

Pretty woman…pretty voice…nice full-figured body (not fat at all, the legs are not too shabby either)….

….I’d definitely hit that!!!!!….even though she does not like “W” and/or probably America…..

This evening shaping up nicely for me so far…Chipotle in hand, got the call to hit the Ravens/Pats game tonight with the company seats, a lil EDSBS live before i roll out, and a new project for myself, asking my flight instructor (air force one dude) if they replaced the Jet fuel in the Prez’s plane with Bald Eagle Sperm and Faberege’ Eggs.

I will say this much though, That guy pretty much gets to decide on whimsy when he wants to fly home to Texas and back…on a 747 no less.

Bullshit, keep this on the shelf and give me the new Ghostface album dammit.

Political views or no, Lilly does have a superfluous nipple, and outside of that chick in Total Recall, that’s a bit too gypsy odd for me.

I can hear the Live show but can’t comment while I’m at school because it says the service is unavailable. Anyone know if there is some kind of setting on my computer I can change to be able to comment?

EDSBS LIVE: it only hurts the first time.

for fucks sake, if I gotta endure a head coaching search run by Larry, Curly, and Moe, my team getting assraped by Superman and Chuck Norris anal love child, and a lose-lose rooting proposition for the MNC, the very least you pricks could do is amuse me with the Subcommandante getting his ass shot off in the Bayou.

where the fuck is Wayne? He might make this abortion of a bowl season at least tolerable for us Wolverine fans.

Is the Cap 1 point spread under 50 yet? Good Lord, this is make Oregon look like a D1AA team……errr…well…..bad example. Shit.

Find Wayne. Now.

Let it be written:
IF TIM TEBOW WINS THE HEISMAN,IT WILL BE FOREVER KNOWN IN FLORIDA LEGEND AS
“THE BIG TEBOWSKI”……..record breakin year awarded to the chosen one….as a Soph……can he get a medical redshirt?
TIM ABIDES….so sayeth me…..

Not sure if you guys saw this or not…what a douche. Get ready to be raped with a chainsaw in your visit to the Swamp, Junebug.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Rg7uOSGr4

More brilliance in his “apology” here:

http://uhathletics.hawaii.edu/pr.html?prid=14851&p=3

The Tommy Bowden to Arkansas rumors are smokin’ right now. Any Hawgs here have the scoop?

Yeah, and Tubbs was going to Arky as of last Friday.

But, Strange Douche bag, I take it you are that delusional loser on the Rivals’ Gamecock site, I don’t understand why you care whether Tommy stays or goes.

1. He will kick your ass at Arky, just as he did at Clemson. 7-2, TOMMY OWNS YOU

2. Since Frank Howard, who I don’t care two shits about, we have not had a head coach that has left Clemson with a losing record versus you losers.

And, who was the last South Carolina coach who left Cola with a winning record versus Clemson?

Frank McGuire?

Of course, he also put Carolina on probation after winning the national title in ’57.

I hate coaches who put their schools on probation the year after they win the national title, especially in football…

Was she booked for her singing or her comedy routine? Have I made an improper distinction?

Holy Crap! Was she high for ths performance?

Who is that no talent with the kankles. I think I saw her at the rt. 40 Holiday Inn last year. Cool horn section though.