DORRELL OUT…
…per Tom Dienhart, who we talked to and confirmed it as done, done, done. If so, the end of an era at UCLA has arrived: we’ll weep into our vanilla ice cream mourning the inconsistencies, the losses to 2007 Notre Dame, the injury curse that seemed to strike the Bruins more than nearly any other team in the nation, the oddball triumphs like the USC game last year, handing Florida the national title shot.
So, at the least, the blog owes Karl Dorrell a note of thanks for this:
Meaning: UCLA will have its pickings from several different coaches, inclduing Mike Leach, who is unshy about his interest both in coaching in California and in going somewhere else other than Lubbock. (He backchanneled interest in the Alabama job last year, believe it or not, an application that landed with a thud on the well-shined desk of Paul Bryant.)
Dewayne Walker, the defensive coordinator for UCLA, will interview, but he’s a more likely pick for the Wazzou job, where they specifically want a minority candidate who can work the South California recruiting circuit. Chris Petersen’s there, as is Steve Mariucci, who’s done the Pac-10 coaching thing before and wouldn’t be coming in as a Callahan-style Fumblesworthy hamhandedly twisting the dials of game he didn’t quite comprehend.
(That was just an excuse to use the phrase Fumblesworthy, but it was worth it.)
Rick Neuheisel is not a candidate for any number of reasons, one of them being his entanglement with the Georgia Tech job: David Cutcliffe, Paul Johnson, and Bobby Johnson are all possibles there, but Neuheisel did what rapscallion coaches do best: interview very, very well.









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LSUJoshua says:
I ain’t clickin’ shit. I refuse to adapt! Loud noises!
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:37 pm
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Will (the other one) says:
Neuheisel’s opening line in the interview:
“I’ll bet you I can turn this program around.”
Long story short, Tech’s AD might be out some money…
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:38 pm
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Allen says:
Apparently Tech has hired Chris Hatcher from GSU. Although they’ve also apparently hired Muschamp and God knows who else.
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:39 pm
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Holly says:
Joshua,
If anyone had ever mounted an Ainge for Heisman campaign, that’d be one thing. Sadly, that’s not the case–he’s just our QB1, nothing stellar, but he’s ours, and I don’t ever remember claiming he was Peyton Redux. That said–thanks for displaying the kind of class I’ve come to expect from LSU fans and that Livia encountered this weekend in Atlanta. I hope you represent our conference better than that at the title game, asshole.
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:39 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
My God I got chills watching that shit. I remember yelling drunkly at the press box for the BCs game. I remember….. what’s this? Buttons on the comment section? Genius.
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:43 pm
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bruinhoo says:
44/DC. Damn, you’re right.Finals seem to really have me off my game. Insert obligatory humanitarian/housegate/$c reference here.
And not one FOA request on Dorrell’s cell phone records? we really did not do our homework in this whole getting rid of Dorrell thing.
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
Holly,
RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOooowwwrrrrrrr. Put away the claws girl, I was just kidding around. I’m referring to the black Ainge for Heisman shirts I have seen around, apparently produced by Vols in support of him.
Ainge did fine for yall this season. Bad Ainge came out to play at a bad time and LSU made some plays. So you might understand how that shirt might have some cachet amongst the purple and gold. You’re the clever writer with a great sense of humor, I would hope you can see the humor in that.
If not, I’m surprised you can’t take what passes for good natured ribbing that has been exhibited here all season. Hell, your boobs belong to Tebow.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:09 pm
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Holly says:
Cat noises! Truly, you have a rapier wit, sir.
Me, I appreciate ribbing when it’s funny. (See: PROPERTY OF MISTER TEBOW and all attendant spectacle.)
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:20 pm
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Innocent Bystander says:
re: injuries, Orson, Mike Bellotti is on the phone. He wants 10 minutes of your time. Don’t worry, Colleen has left the house.
Chris Petersen already turned down the job, which for him may be the right move. Knowing FUCLA, they will royally screw this up and it will be fun to watch.
December 4th, 2007 at 12:48 am
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DumpDorrell says:
America … Fuck Ya!!
December 4th, 2007 at 1:31 am
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oc phil says:
It does not matter who UCLA hires as a coach, they are still a basketball school in the same city as one of the elite programs in the country. As the LA Times pointed out the other day, He won about 6/10 of his games and that is what most UCLA coaches have done.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:14 am