Comments on: BCS TITLE GAME TO FEATURE LOCAL MAN, EIGHT LIVE DINGOS

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:09:39 +0000

#77
Johnny Ringoooo says Miles aint no daisy….

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:57:58 +0000

And I have my money on Warburton; he knows his way around dingoes.

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 14:56:27 +0000

Herb: That might change around 2010. As SMQ put it, we are the oncoming buzzsaw of the post-Florida State ACC.

http://sundaymorningqb.com/story/2007/11/23/123435/55

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:51:20 +0000

#76

It falls under the “Excessive Celebration” penalty and thus assessed on the kickoff.

By: Never Saw Molly Hatchet

Never Saw Molly Hatchet — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:49:05 +0000

Les Miles: All right, Herbstreit… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a set of purple and gold tattooed balls.]

Les Miles: It says Head Coach – LSU!

Kirk Herbstreit: [terrified, pleading] Les, please, I…

Les Miles: [referring to Hayley Lafontaine's dad, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Kirk… ’cause that’s how you’re gonna end up!
[shoves Kirk down roughly with his boot]

Les Miles: The Buckeyes are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin’ it!
[lets Kirk up to run for his life]

Les Miles: So run, you cur… RUN! Tell all the other curs The Balls are comin’!
[shouts]

Les Miles: You tell ‘em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?…
[louder]

Les Miles: Hell’s coming with me!

By: Blog Goliard

Blog Goliard — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:05:22 +0000

Anybody have an NCAA rulebook handy?

How many yards do you get for humping? Is there a loss of down involved?

If it’s only five yards, I’ll take the Dingoes and lay the points…

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:59:53 +0000

#74:

Isn’t Mrs. Herbstreit just a psuedonym for Chris Fowler?

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:42:40 +0000

Bowl
Champions
Series

Seriously
Undermines
Xcellence

Wooo I’m on the TV…………Herbstreit is premature in EVERYTHING he does…..signed….Mrs Herbstreit

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:30:50 +0000

#69
Seems these dingos have a little Tennessee “leghound” in them, once they get started, its best just to let them finish….

By: Devil's Millhopper

Devil's Millhopper — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:17:02 +0000

41-
Eye
Salute
(Personally)
You Now

for you made me laugh. Look at me, I’m on TV, right behind that sign I colored.

By: DallasTiger

DallasTiger — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:08:02 +0000

What about the Fuck Lions? The Dingoes lost 2 games when they were ranked #1? LET THOSE FUCK LIONS PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: NDTom

NDTom — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:06:42 +0000

If I were a jackalope fan, I’d be pissed. sure they didn’t make it to the conference championship game, but they had the same record as the dingos and were ranked higher before this weekend.

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:02:19 +0000

#62
If Les is their trainer, they most definitely will not be neutered. Les likes his balls. This, of course, makes them prone to hump most anything with a leg, including Ted.

By: CKGator

CKGator — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:01:47 +0000

Herbstreit is reporting that on Wednesday, the dingoes head coach will be announced as the new coach of the jackalopes, fulfilling a lifelong dream and ambition.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:01:44 +0000

The Hoop Snake rushing attack was well done, sir. Though I believe they suffered a “lopsided” defeat at the hands of 1-AA “Central Texas’s Fightin’ Wild Haggis”