ACC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME REPORT: TRAITOROUS BC FANS!
Commenter and hot blogger jailbait Tattooed Mess(iah) brings us his report from the ACC Championship game. Booze, traitorous BC fans, and the sizzling style of ACC football all add up to...well, a pretty good summary of watching a pretty mediocre football game. Enjoy.
11:00 AM/Pre-Game: Good morning, Vietnam! Er, EDSBS as it were. I normally wouldn't be excited to be in Jacksonville, but being able to do a write up for the best college football site on the net makes it worthwhile. Time to set up the grill and crack open a cold one. Or 12. While scouting for a restroom, a friend and I notice a sign at the entrance to the stadium that reads "No Alcohol Beyond This Point". Damn NCAA regulations. Now I have to get drunk enough to carry me for at least a couple hours. After a hamburger, a couple hot dogs, and an unhealthy amount of alcohol it's time to make our way into our seats.

A coke. This big. Loaded with Crown, please.
Upon getting to the stadium, I realize that we don't just have club seats, we have Crown Royal Touchdown Club Seats.
Yup, the only place in the entire stadium where they serve alcohol. At least I saved myself from having to buy as many $8 beers and $15 mixed drinks. There's another "No Alcohol Beyond This Point" sign as you walk through the doors and into the stands, but that's solved with the help of a few soda cups. Apparently we aren't the only ones who had the idea, as there are countless straws with way too much foam in them to be holding a soft drink. Fuck you, NCAA regulations!
1:00 PM/1st Quarter: We get to our seats just in time for kickoff, or so we think. Everyone's just standing around still so I'll mention a something I notice already: VTech absolutely dominates the crowd. Their side of the stadium is packed, with no visible BC fans. BC's side of the stadium is...a little less full, and it's easy to spot the Hokies.
Here comes the kickoff, and BC's going to get the ball first. After a touchback, they march the ball 62 yards down the field before having to settle for a field goal. Having not watched a lot of BC football this year, I don't understand the groans and audible "Oh, fuck"s coming from the crowd. Then I witness Steve Aponavicius kick the ball so flat it would've hit a lineman in the head it it hadn't been tipped first.
Virginia Tech doesn't do much better their first drive: Glennon sacked for a loss of four, Brandon Ore rushes for a loss of one, Glennon incomplete pass, punt. ACC football: Feel the Excitement! Whoa, I take that back. Jamie Silva strips the ball out of Glennon's hand and takes it 51 yards to the house! And BC fans show their enthusiasm by clapping
politely.
2nd Quarter: The second quarter starts with a 37 yarder by BC. Maybe their kicker's not so bad after all. VT gets the ball and takes it down the field with the help of some questionable BC penalties. A five yard pass later and its BC 10 - VT 7.
Matt Ryan does his best Tebow impression (it's not a very good one. Just be YOU, man!) and runs it 14 yards in for a touchdown. The reactionary refrain of "Oh, fuck" alerts me to the fact that Steve Imfuckingatrocious has just had his extra point attempt blocked and
returned for a two point conversion. By VT.
It's OK, though, as Jamie Silva intercepts Glennon's pass on the first play of the drive...and before I can get that sentence out, BC's punts it away. After a nice little drive, the Hokies score a touchdown to tie it at 16 going into the half. I'll be right back after I get to the
required level of drunk to watch this game.
3rd Quarter: Now that the teams have gotten acquainted with each other and the coaches have had time to adjust, the second quarter should be better, right? WRONG! Punt, punt, punt, failed 4th down conversion, punt, punt and the 3rd quarter is over. Apparently being so drunk you're finding a few of the BC girls attractive is not drunk enough.
4th Quarter: Oh, sweet, another punt. And another. I'm just glad the scoring drought is over as Glennon completes one 24 yards to Royal for the go ahead score. 23-16, VT. There are mixed reactions on the Boston College side of the stadium, but none of them are good. Some are sad, some are angry, but none are showing that same confidence in Matt Ryan
that was there earlier in the season. it's kind of sad how they're almost resigned to their fate.
It's alright, the clock says 6:30. Plenty of time. Unless, that is, Matt Ryan wants to lead the team down to the VTech 13 just to throw an interception. It doesn't amount to anything, though, and there's still a chance with BC getting the ball at their own 35 with 28 seconds to
go. The Hokie faithful are going fucking apeshit. Where was this fire when Virginia Tech had the ball any of this half? After two incomplete passes, Matt Ryan says, "Fuck it, I'm going deep!". Or he would have, if the ball hadn't been tipped, caught by Xavier Adibi, and returned 40 yards for the pick-6 heartbreaker. That's game, folks.
Since alcohol sales stopped at the beginning of the 4th Quarter, BC fans looking for a pick-me-up and VT fans looking to celebrate will no doubt be clashing at The Landing in just a few minutes. I wish I could stay, but...who the hell am I kidding, I'm ready to get the fuck out of here.
Your final score from Jacksonville is Virginia Tech 30, Boston College
16.
Final Note: Leaving the restroom after the game, I heard one BC fan say to the other, "It's OK, I made $1,000 on this game." Let that be a lesson in karma to all of you.
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It is probably the ACC that prohibits alcohol, not the NCAA. At the Penn State vs. Temple game in Philly, beer was available.
by WFY on Dec 3, 2007 11:07 AM EST reply actions
During the game they tried to do the ol’ Goodyear Blimp view looking down at the stadium. Instead of their mightly wide angle shots, they tried to do a tight view of just the field and some of the lower sections of seats. Even from that view the stands looked awfully empty.
Did they ever annouce an attendance for that game? What a waste.
by Geaux Irish on Dec 3, 2007 11:09 AM EST reply actions
Even though I’m deeply ashamed when reading this, I can feel myself turning to my dark side, Snobby_Expat, to dull the pain. Snobby_Expat will blame all of this on John Swofford and actually try to turn this into a triumphant and superior moment because, clearly, the envy and shame that she feels right now is the same feeling that stirs in the collective breast of the plebeian hordes across the nation every year in March when the ACC Tournament is televised. Right?
Snobby_Expat sometimes has to drink a lot of mimosas to come to grips with the world that confronts her every morning.
by ACC_Expat on Dec 3, 2007 11:12 AM EST reply actions
by UgasTexan on Dec 3, 2007 11:14 AM EST reply actions
They sold beer at the bowl game in Charlotte a couple years back. Attendance will be good if cities in Florida quit giving the ACC handouts and they move the game to Charlotte where it belongs.
Have fun in the Champs Sports bowl, BC fans!
by Herb on Dec 3, 2007 11:24 AM EST reply actions
You ingrate!!! that was the third best team in the nation you just watched.
by blazin on Dec 3, 2007 11:31 AM EST reply actions
I love how the first comment is about beer restrictions. Not one mention of the game or the report. It just goes to show how boring the ACC is.
by TM on Dec 3, 2007 11:55 AM EST reply actions
6- I am many things: a drunk, an ingrate, an asshole….but I am most certainly not an…well then. Carry on.
by TattooedMess(iah) on Dec 3, 2007 12:01 PM EST reply actions
Also, 0- Thanks again. See you in Orlando on New Years Day?
by TattooedMess(iah) on Dec 3, 2007 12:02 PM EST reply actions
Minor detail point, it was Tyrod Taylor who got stripped for BC’s first TD.
by Hokie Andrew on Dec 3, 2007 12:09 PM EST reply actions
You can sell beer at college games at off-campus facilities. For example, Miami in the Orange Bowl, which has forever.
However, alcohol sales in championship games are controlled by the conferences, and both the ACC and SEC, at least at the two CGs games I went to at the Georgia Dome, prohibit alcohol sales in those games.
This is also why you can buy beer at any bowl game. Conferences can’t control such.
by Coop on Dec 3, 2007 12:11 PM EST reply actions
As a VT fan who was at the game… the crowd was going batshit because BC was on offense. When VT is on offense we don’t make noise until the play is in progress – basic football fandom. Don’t fuck with your own team’s audibles.
by Hokie Andrew on Dec 3, 2007 12:17 PM EST reply actions
11- I know. The point I was trying to make is that the only noise the BC crowd made when VT had the ball was clapping and sometimes a short lived yell. Some of the BC fans in my section cheered louder when their team had the ball because “Yippee, we might score!”.
by TattooedMess(iah) on Dec 3, 2007 12:24 PM EST reply actions
I’m glad I didn’t drive the 90 or so miles to watch that frustrating game unfold. Instead, I remembered this time last year by watching a replay of the Florida/Arkansas SEC CG.
by BDoc on Dec 3, 2007 12:36 PM EST reply actions
That’s weird the BC faithful don’t seem to understand basic rules for football fans. Peter King told me the northeast has the best fans in the multiverse.
by Chg on Dec 3, 2007 12:39 PM EST reply actions
Its OK, I made $1,000 on this game.
That’s the true BC spirit.
by Boston Frog on Dec 3, 2007 12:41 PM EST reply actions
Re: #4
I call bullsh!t on that attendance figure. That 53k+ may have been ticket sales, but from the crowd shots they showed, that was nowhere near that number (unless all of the fans were on one side of the field huddled in the pressbox).
by Geaux Irish on Dec 3, 2007 12:47 PM EST reply actions
Grumpy Dept:
With everything going on the college football world today, why in the world does BC deserve an ESDBS post?
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Dec 3, 2007 12:57 PM EST reply actions
SKLM,
Because the excitement of ACC football is palpable and undeniable. And by “palpable” I mean “nonexistant” and by “undeniable” I mean “completely deniable”. This year’s game actually did produce eight fewer boredom related deaths than last year’s though. That’s Grohmentum.
by Biggus Rickus on Dec 3, 2007 1:31 PM EST reply actions
That makes two years in a row with suckass crowds. No, make that less than suckass crowds. All 2,500 or so that watched GT/Wake last year. Whooee!!!
Charlotte is the only place they will ever have a chance at a sellout, and that requires BEER and Clempson playing VT (long shot unless Bowden goes to Arky-saw. Hey, let’s start the rumor).
by yoyofutbawl on Dec 3, 2007 1:36 PM EST reply actions
SKLM,
That’s what happens when Orson’s alter ego decides to outsource the reporting. Something tells me we’ll see more posts about Dorrell’s outster, Pelini at Nowledge U, Tebow’s soon to be Heisman (yeah, I wrote it, you copywrite losers), Georgia vs. LSU, etc.
by Geaux Irish on Dec 3, 2007 1:39 PM EST reply actions
Doh… I’m still operating in a low coffee condition. I get your point :-)
As for the attendance, the 53K number has to be tickets sold, there’s no way 53K were actually in attendance, maybe 25K tops actually in the stands.
by Hokie Andrew on Dec 3, 2007 1:45 PM EST reply actions
I thought I read where the stadium holds over 150K, thats why the 60K no-shows had such a visual impact. But seriously, a “major” BCS conference title game in a pro stadium and the upper deck isn’t even open?
by Mark on Dec 3, 2007 3:00 PM EST reply actions
How the hell do 25,000 tickets go unused? Did overconfident StubHub and RazorGator users think Clemson was going to be in the game and ended up getting fucked over?
by John on Dec 3, 2007 3:28 PM EST reply actions
I was at the game, and it definitely couldn’t compare with the first ACCCG back against Florida State. A few factors helped make that game a standing room-only sellout while this one was a lie-down borefest.
First, Boston College — it’s several thousand miles further away and has a smaller base of alumni (it’s a smaller school).
Second, short notice. Until last week, Virginia Tech didn’t know whether they were going to Jacksonville or not. If Virginia had won that game, the Cavaliers would’ve been the ones defending the Coastal Division’s dominance. Instead, the Hokies got a second shot at the game.
Third, location exhaustion. This is the third time in less than three years that the Hokies have played in Jacksonville. Hokie fans who otherwise would’ve gone to the game adopted a wait-and-see approach, since many of them had already been to Jacksonville previously for the Gator Bowl or 2005 ACCCG.
Jacksonville’s not that exciting a city, and when you’re deciding whether or not to spend your meager amount of vacation time on a potential BCS bowl or a mundane city you’ve already been to, you’re going to gamble on the BCS bowl potential, even if it’s not a sure thing.
Despite those facts, Virginia Tech managed to sell out its 10,000-ticket allotment and all of the “public pool” of tickets allocated to the ACC and given to whichever team requested them. Boston College didn’t even sell through it’s initial allotment. I’d say that approximately 3/4 to 4/5 of the fans that were there were wearing orange and maroon, and Boston College fans were easily outnumbered by the Jacksonvillonians (Jacksonvillites) who just bought a ticket outside of the game and walked in.
I’ll be looking forward to the Orange Bowl — it’s only a three hour drive from Key West for me, rather than 6-7 hours. And that, I guarantee (really going out on a limb here), will be a sellout, and will again have far more Virginia Tech fans in the stands than fans wearing blue and white.
by JKBrooks85 on Dec 3, 2007 4:35 PM EST reply actions
They sold 53K tickets for the game but 18K of those people went for the flea market in the Southeast section of the parking lot.
by blazin on Dec 3, 2007 4:55 PM EST reply actions
VT and BC did not sell 10k between them. Get your weak ass game out of my town.
by willet on Dec 3, 2007 6:05 PM EST reply actions
You got one thing wrong. It wasn’t a BC fan who said they made a grand on the game, that would be one of their players.
Thank you, Virginia Tech.
by Boston Nick on Dec 4, 2007 10:28 AM EST reply actions
There was an ACC championship game?? Oh, I get it. I thought you were serious for a moment. Good one, Orson! A regular laugh riot!
by Russ on Dec 4, 2007 4:26 PM EST reply actions

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