Update: the Ann Arbor News and Rivals are now both reporting that Miles has ageed to a contract extension with LSU and scrapped Michigan’s offer completely.

The coronation begins: Miles to Michigan, post-SEC championship game, per ESPN’s televised type division.

Some poetry can only suffice at a time like this:

2.5 million
to 3.45 million.
Less is more for Les.

Lloyd Carr, in garage
Raises kitten in hand. “He
doesn’t like punting!”

Let er rip! Go Blue!
How do you say strange word…
En-thu-si-asm?


Ready to rock, baby!

Oh, and Pelini to Nebraska, too. If you have a resume, send it to the HR department in Baton Rouge pronto.