WEIRD HEADLINES, BY DENNIS DODD
Dennis Dodd’s headline seems a bit erectile in nature to us:
Insider: WVU can’t conceal its naked ambition in title quest
That’s why you tuck it up under your belt. Not only does it hide it, but it feels awesome when you do it.
The reality does seem somewhat less colorful than the idea of the Mountaineer wandering around covering his visible erection with a coonskin cap. An unnamed member of the West Virginia football team celebrated their shot at the national title in the team hotel last week by partying naked with the rest of the team. You may demur all you like, Mountaineers, but we have strong suspicions what free spirit decided to do a victory streak down the hallway.
It’s a shame Erin Andrews wasn’t there to see it.
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weagle251 says:
100 COCKTAILS to Pat White!
November 30th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
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David Puddy says:
100 COCKtails to Dorrell Jalloh, the mystery streaker at the hotel following LSU’s fall to Ar-Kansas
November 30th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Play on, playaaa
November 30th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Erin Andrewssss……..she can lay the smack down on me anyday……..even if she is from Florida….or FLO-RIDA……low low low low low
November 30th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
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NativeSon says:
Ms. Andrews wasn’t there to see it cause she was .. in my dreams! get it? IN MY DREAMS?? oh shit – I got you on that one, didn’t I? Honestly, I slay me.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
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NativeSon says:
BTW, that dog would like to have a word with Ms. Andrews at his convenience.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Here we go…….That Dog would like to say three words to Miss Andrews…..O.J. Simpson…….
November 30th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
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David Puddy says:
a Monty Python ode to Erin Andrews…
“sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!”
November 30th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
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Brian says:
I met who had gone to UF and dated EA for a period, he said. He said she used to be 30 lbs heavier and no enhanced boobies. He was bitter, you could tell. This made me happy, because he was a douche bag.
November 30th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
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duhduhdee says:
P-DUBBB!!
I went to high school with pat. Played football with him as a matter of fact. Was ran over by him a couple of times in practice because he was wearing the red “no tackle” jersey while running the option, while everyone else was live, which made me a slow, white, 5′7″ dummy.
All in all, he’s a great guy and, yes, a PROLIFIC fucker of all your white chicks. Not that he’s racist, it’s just his way of stickin it to the man. By stickin it to the man’s daughter.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
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The Last Dragon says:
#10 – And one helluva panther impersonator….
November 30th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
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NRBQ says:
That dog ain’t afraid to taintslap that panther.
E.A.: Mmmmmmm……, but did we have to know her tits have been gussied up?
November 30th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Yeh ol’ Pat is from my neck of the woods, Daphne,Al
He is probaly a legit 4.29-4.35 guy….in pads….while running backwards uphill
November 30th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
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duhduhdee says:
You really from daphne, Mr. PP?
November 30th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Yeh I work in Daphne and live on Fish River…..and follow football more than I should….I played for Coach Vick back in the day at Mobile Christian….
November 30th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
But was Pat giving her the business?
November 30th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
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duhduhdee says:
cool. I didn’t really take to Vick, quit the spring after he was hired.
November 30th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
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Chg says:
Coach Vick turned a lot of people off when he tried to make the Oklahoma drll a deathmatch with wagers.
November 30th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
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montani semper liberi says:
puck fitt
November 30th, 2007 at 9:14 pm