WEIRD HEADLINES, BY DENNIS DODD
Dennis Dodd’s headline seems a bit erectile in nature to us:
Insider: WVU can’t conceal its naked ambition in title quest
That’s why you tuck it up under your belt. Not only does it hide it, but it feels awesome when you do it.
The reality does seem somewhat less colorful than the idea of the Mountaineer wandering around covering his visible erection with a coonskin cap. An unnamed member of the West Virginia football team celebrated their shot at the national title in the team hotel last week by partying naked with the rest of the team. You may demur all you like, Mountaineers, but we have strong suspicions what free spirit decided to do a victory streak down the hallway.
It’s a shame Erin Andrews wasn’t there to see it.
Filed under: Big East Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football by Orson Swindle
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100 COCKTAILS to Pat White!
Comment by weagle251 — November 30, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
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100 COCKtails to Dorrell Jalloh, the mystery streaker at the hotel following LSU’s fall to Ar-Kansas
Comment by David Puddy — November 30, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
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Play on, playaaa
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 30, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
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Erin Andrewssss……..she can lay the smack down on me anyday……..even if she is from Florida….or FLO-RIDA……low low low low low
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 30, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
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Ms. Andrews wasn’t there to see it cause she was .. in my dreams! get it? IN MY DREAMS?? oh shit - I got you on that one, didn’t I? Honestly, I slay me.
Comment by NativeSon — November 30, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
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BTW, that dog would like to have a word with Ms. Andrews at his convenience.
Comment by NativeSon — November 30, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
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Here we go…….That Dog would like to say three words to Miss Andrews…..O.J. Simpson…….
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 30, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
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a Monty Python ode to Erin Andrews…
“sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!”
Comment by David Puddy — November 30, 2007 @ 3:03 pm
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I met who had gone to UF and dated EA for a period, he said. He said she used to be 30 lbs heavier and no enhanced boobies. He was bitter, you could tell. This made me happy, because he was a douche bag.
Comment by Brian — November 30, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
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P-DUBBB!!
I went to high school with pat. Played football with him as a matter of fact. Was ran over by him a couple of times in practice because he was wearing the red “no tackle” jersey while running the option, while everyone else was live, which made me a slow, white, 5′7″ dummy.
All in all, he’s a great guy and, yes, a PROLIFIC fucker of all your white chicks. Not that he’s racist, it’s just his way of stickin it to the man. By stickin it to the man’s daughter.
Comment by duhduhdee — November 30, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
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#10 - And one helluva panther impersonator….
Comment by The Last Dragon — November 30, 2007 @ 4:48 pm
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That dog ain’t afraid to taintslap that panther.
E.A.: Mmmmmmm……, but did we have to know her tits have been gussied up?
Comment by NRBQ — November 30, 2007 @ 5:11 pm
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Yeh ol’ Pat is from my neck of the woods, Daphne,Al
He is probaly a legit 4.29-4.35 guy….in pads….while running backwards uphill
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 30, 2007 @ 5:20 pm
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You really from daphne, Mr. PP?
Comment by duhduhdee — November 30, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
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Yeh I work in Daphne and live on Fish River…..and follow football more than I should….I played for Coach Vick back in the day at Mobile Christian….
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 30, 2007 @ 6:34 pm
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But was Pat giving her the business?
Comment by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger — November 30, 2007 @ 6:53 pm
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cool. I didn’t really take to Vick, quit the spring after he was hired.
Comment by duhduhdee — November 30, 2007 @ 7:16 pm
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Coach Vick turned a lot of people off when he tried to make the Oklahoma drll a deathmatch with wagers.
Comment by Chg — November 30, 2007 @ 7:41 pm
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puck fitt
Comment by montani semper liberi — November 30, 2007 @ 9:14 pm