WEIRD HEADLINES, BY DENNIS DODD

by Orson on Nov 30, 2007 2:24 PM EST Comment 19 comments

Dennis Dodd's headline seems a bit erectile in nature to us:

Insider: WVU can't conceal its naked ambition in title quest

That's why you tuck it up under your belt. Not only does it hide it, but it feels awesome when you do it.

The reality does seem somewhat less colorful than the idea of the Mountaineer wandering around covering his visible erection with a coonskin cap. An unnamed member of the West Virginia football team celebrated their shot at the national title in the team hotel last week by partying naked with the rest of the team. You may demur all you like, Mountaineers, but we have strong suspicions what free spirit decided to do a victory streak down the hallway.

It's a shame Erin Andrews wasn't there to see it.

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100 COCKTAILS to Pat White!

by weagle251 on Nov 30, 2007 2:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

100 COCKtails to Dorrell Jalloh, the mystery streaker at the hotel following LSU’s fall to Ar-Kansas

by David Puddy on Nov 30, 2007 2:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Play on, playaaa

by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 30, 2007 2:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Erin Andrewssss……..she can lay the smack down on me anyday……..even if she is from Florida….or FLO-RIDA……low low low low low

by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 30, 2007 2:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Ms. Andrews wasn’t there to see it cause she was .. in my dreams! get it? IN MY DREAMS?? oh shit – I got you on that one, didn’t I? Honestly, I slay me.

by NativeSon on Nov 30, 2007 2:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

BTW, that dog would like to have a word with Ms. Andrews at his convenience.

by NativeSon on Nov 30, 2007 2:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Here we go…….That Dog would like to say three words to Miss Andrews…..O.J. Simpson…….

by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 30, 2007 3:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

a Monty Python ode to Erin Andrews…

“sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!”

by David Puddy on Nov 30, 2007 3:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I met who had gone to UF and dated EA for a period, he said. He said she used to be 30 lbs heavier and no enhanced boobies. He was bitter, you could tell. This made me happy, because he was a douche bag.

by Brian on Nov 30, 2007 3:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

P-DUBBB!!

I went to high school with pat. Played football with him as a matter of fact. Was ran over by him a couple of times in practice because he was wearing the red “no tackle” jersey while running the option, while everyone else was live, which made me a slow, white, 5’7" dummy.

All in all, he’s a great guy and, yes, a PROLIFIC fucker of all your white chicks. Not that he’s racist, it’s just his way of stickin it to the man. By stickin it to the man’s daughter.

by duhduhdee on Nov 30, 2007 4:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs