WEIRD HEADLINES, BY DENNIS DODD

Dennis Dodd's headline seems a bit erectile in nature to us:

Insider: WVU can't conceal its naked ambition in title quest

That's why you tuck it up under your belt. Not only does it hide it, but it feels awesome when you do it.

The reality does seem somewhat less colorful than the idea of the Mountaineer wandering around covering his visible erection with a coonskin cap. An unnamed member of the West Virginia football team celebrated their shot at the national title in the team hotel last week by partying naked with the rest of the team. You may demur all you like, Mountaineers, but we have strong suspicions what free spirit decided to do a victory streak down the hallway.

It's a shame Erin Andrews wasn't there to see it.

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