SQUEAK UCLA SQUEAK SQUEAK USC SQUEAK YAH

by Orson on Nov 29, 2007 4:36 PM EST

Courtesy of Bruins Nation: OMG UCLA SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK YAH SQUEAK USC SQUEAK FUCK SQUEAK SQUEAK USC SQUEAK SQUEAK UCLA!

We honestly did not understand a word these ladies just said besides UCLA, USC, and the word "fuck." They pointed to their asses a lot, too, meaning that foreigners viewing this video would naturally assume that these were a group of retarded cult members participating in some kind of ritual centering on laxatives, purity, and banishing bad spirits clad in blue and yellow, personified by the tall male at the end of the clip.

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Who knew tailgates in LA were so much like tailgates at the Grove?

by Warthen on Nov 29, 2007 4:41 PM EST reply actions

All this, and yet no one has mentioned that USC is looking to start Using the Rose Bowl for home games.

I prefer these girls times infinity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iif0OCcrXzg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rdmaWPD1OE

by Brian on Nov 29, 2007 4:45 PM EST reply actions

Hey, we’ve never claimed to be the Harvard of the west.

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2007 4:47 PM EST reply actions

Greatest thing about USC girls, whether they’re 9s, negative 9s or anywhere in between, they all think they’re tens.

by Daniel on Nov 29, 2007 4:51 PM EST reply actions

Oh and by the way, the precis of the young ladies’ remarks is roughly as follows:

“While we are profoundly inebriated, and in some cases appear to have lost our undergarments, we feel that we must strongly indicated the depth of our tribal feeling in opposition to the University of California in Los Angeles. We feel that the generally mediocre nature of UCLA football in recent years provides us with an opportunity to indulge in some scatological humor, a rich tradition in English literature first formalized by Chaucer, and to that end we shall wave our hind quarters at your video camera. Furthermore…. A MAN! SQUEAL!”

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2007 4:55 PM EST reply actions

Wait, I thought USC was supposed to have hot girls? These girls would be ugly at Michigan, let alone a school full of attractive girls.

by Yinka Double Dare on Nov 29, 2007 4:59 PM EST reply actions

This is exactly the kind of thing that makes me wonder if our way of life is actually worth fighting for.

by Fesser on Nov 29, 2007 5:00 PM EST reply actions

Brian @ 2, we’re a ways off from seeing SC play home games at the Rose Bowl. I think it’s just the AD’s way of frightening the Mayor of LA (a Bruin alum) into leaning on the Coliseum Commission to drop the pipe dream of having an NFL team at the Coliseum and just hand the damn keys over already.

I hope so, anyway.

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2007 5:00 PM EST reply actions

Cool! USC Cheerleaders! Where are the Sweaters?

by Roaminggator on Nov 29, 2007 5:02 PM EST reply actions

Well, there went my desire to see a UGA-USC Rose Bowl.

by Doug on Nov 29, 2007 5:05 PM EST reply actions

Wait a minute, you sure this isnt that Buh Buh Buh Buckeyes video??Updated

by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 29, 2007 5:07 PM EST reply actions

No, probably not, no, dude.

There isn’t enough liquor in LA County to make me either.

by Crabapple Buck on Nov 29, 2007 5:13 PM EST reply actions

- like DC Trojan says, it’s just hardball. The delusional politicos on the Coliseum Commission have run so many sports teams out of the venues it runs (the Coliseum and the Sports Arena).

by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2007 5:15 PM EST reply actions

dear lord… i’m going back to australia immediately.

by kleph on Nov 29, 2007 5:18 PM EST reply actions

S2N @ 13, it’s also about the only way you could get UCLA alumni to support anything that would benefit SC – because I’m pretty sure they don’t want SC playing home games in Pasadena.

by DC Trojan on Nov 29, 2007 5:30 PM EST reply actions

Yikes! Could those girls actually be from West F’in Virginia? Or maby Starkville.

by reb pup on Nov 29, 2007 5:33 PM EST reply actions

I didn’t realize USC had an Omega Mu chapter.

by Chips O'Toole on Nov 29, 2007 5:35 PM EST reply actions

Makes you wish they all weren’t California girls.

by R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger on Nov 29, 2007 5:39 PM EST reply actions

Is the one on the left looks like she’s about to squeeze out some breast milk.

It does a body good, right?

by D-nice on Nov 29, 2007 5:43 PM EST reply actions

- one cocktail for you. Folks, they can’t all be of Song Girl quality.

DC # 15 – AD Guerrero flat out told the faithful he’d oppose it. I don’t think UCLA would ever sign off on any lease approved by the Rose Bowl and the Pasadena City Council.

by Signal to Noise on Nov 29, 2007 5:49 PM EST reply actions

#16. Please. Our girls at least wear panties.

by hailstate on Nov 29, 2007 5:51 PM EST reply actions

i’ve seen better ass cracks on plumbers.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 29, 2007 5:55 PM EST reply actions

Sorry, still sore about the egg bowl.

by reb pup on Nov 29, 2007 6:08 PM EST reply actions

I’d hit that.

With a baseball bat.

by hunglikehussain on Nov 29, 2007 6:09 PM EST reply actions

There is an unmistakable cone of ignorance surrounding those women. Damn….I always wondered why SKLM can’t make a decent point about anything, and now it looks like we have an answer.

Signed,
Bitter ND fan

by wilbur on Nov 29, 2007 6:17 PM EST reply actions

[Announcer] Here’s to you real girls of genius.

[background] Real girls of genius.

[Announcer] You have just succeeded in showing your ass in more ways than one way……

[Background] Two for one margaritas!

[Announcer] Someday in the future you will be in the PTA or coaching Little League……

[Background] Got my Mrs. degree!

[Announcer] And your sons buddy’s will be watching you on youtube.

[Background] The internet never forgets.

[Announcer] Bud light St. Louis Mo.

by hunglikehussain on Nov 29, 2007 6:24 PM EST reply actions

Thank God I live in the Deep South…

by AthensNate on Nov 29, 2007 6:24 PM EST reply actions

Bad Bunda. Baaaad Bunda. Yucky.

by PortTrojan on Nov 29, 2007 6:32 PM EST reply actions

@19 - I think she’s giving herself a breast exam. California girls are way into being healthy and stuff.

by Derrick in SD on Nov 29, 2007 6:37 PM EST reply actions

Video’s already down. Sounds like that’s a good thing for me.

by Tim on Nov 29, 2007 8:00 PM EST reply actions

I’m down with the brown girl. But isn’t there a 1 skank limit for the hot girl to have as a friend? Why does the asian have 2? Is there some other hot girl that these are in orbit around off camera?

by Bear Crawls on Nov 29, 2007 8:31 PM EST reply actions

My God! Doesn’t UCLA have admission requirements?

by Cruzer on Nov 29, 2007 9:16 PM EST reply actions

Californians are so sophisticated.

by Mr. Wrong on Nov 29, 2007 9:54 PM EST reply actions

The great part about somebody, anybody being prideful in Southern Cal? Their mascot, the Trojans. As in, the Greeks’ bitch. Quite appropriate that south central LA, much like Troy, is a ghetto, and is nothing to be desired but only a land to be conquered. This is Sparta!

and greece as a whole….

by LSUJoshua on Nov 30, 2007 1:40 AM EST reply actions

LSU Joker:

How many tears will you shed, now that Les Miles has left for greener pastures at Meeeechegan? Go hire Vince Dooley of Georgia. I think he is available.

Someone from Louisiana making fun of Southern California? The irony kills me.

There are more cotton-pickers from your lousy little stinky State in So Cal than you can shake a stick at, young man. Now, go get your shine box!

by Harvey Wireman on Nov 30, 2007 1:46 AM EST reply actions

Those were not some of USC"s finest, no doubt about that. But what about the dorque from UCLA there? He’s more of a discredit to the male gender than the annoying drunk girls.

The discussion of moving to the Rose Bowl is 99% negotiating tactic. OTOH, the Coliseum commission may still be expecting Lakers to move back into the Sports Arena any day now.

by oc phil on Nov 30, 2007 2:48 AM EST reply actions

LSUJoshua @ 34: You skipped over the next bit where Aeneas bails from Troy and founds Rome, well known for putting the Greeks back in their place. But I suppose that doesn’t help with the “I’m still bitter about 2004” theme, does it?

Shouldn’t you be out giving Mike VI a belly rub?

by DC Trojan on Nov 30, 2007 3:12 AM EST reply actions