FARK OF THE COVENANT: THE BATTLE OF ALL BATTLES
Occasionally, a thread emerges from a message board of such magnificent stupidity and silliness that it must be pulled from the otherwise drab fabric surrounding it. A skein of gold, if you will, woven into the dull burlap of our existence.
We must perform such an extraction on the Fark War going on at the Fark Factory at Tennessee, where LSUFreek is napalming away at Vols fans with devastating accuracy and creativity. We sample one below; the rest are over at their house.
Someday, in a truly awesome world, masters' students will be writing theses on these.

Flattering to both of them, we think.
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Holy shit I almost missed the action going on in the background as well!
by Brian on Nov 28, 2007 1:35 PM EST reply actions
Great picture! The sumos just needed to be fatter, though.
by WDamnE on Nov 28, 2007 1:38 PM EST reply actions
@ Number 4
Dude, it’s a computer screen not a billboard!! LOL.
by Walrus on Nov 28, 2007 1:48 PM EST reply actions
Oh wow. I’m glad I’m laughing heavily at home right now.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 28, 2007 2:02 PM EST reply actions
For those that haven’t, click on the thread. That thing is absolutely amazing. Orson picked one of the better farks, but I’m not 100% sure that’s the best. There really is some phenomenal work in there.
This may be my favorite…
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/ut9099/LSWho/bigboy-phil.jpg
by Mr. Egger on Nov 28, 2007 2:04 PM EST reply actions
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he’s hiding behind the pickup truck on the new fark that has saban w/ a mullet & shirtless
by yoyofutbawl on Nov 28, 2007 2:36 PM EST reply actions
“peeping croom” & dacoachO
http://vmedia.rivals/com/UserMedia/FanPagesPhoto/Gallery/20/O97713.jpg?v=0]
hopefully the link works
by yoyofutbawl on Nov 28, 2007 2:42 PM EST reply actions
Is that Pat in the back left? That’s funny!
by Out of Conference on Nov 28, 2007 2:48 PM EST reply actions
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…LSUFreek makes Ryan Adams look like Oblomov.
by robert on Nov 28, 2007 2:57 PM EST reply actions
Just where is it supposed to get funny?
Through four pages, all I’m left with is a pressing need for brain bleach.
by Blog Goliard on Nov 28, 2007 3:05 PM EST reply actions
The Dallas restauranteurs must have the vapors considering the possibility of a Tennessee-Kansas Cotton Bowl.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 28, 2007 3:09 PM EST reply actions
Threadjack?
UH coach Art Briles taking career-ending turn to Waco per ESPN:
Briles confirmed he was leaving in a news conference Wednesday at Houston after meeting with his players.
by UgasTexan on Nov 28, 2007 3:16 PM EST reply actions
The “Leave Nothing” picture was the funniest thing I have seen in weeks. Awesome!
by sdf fan on Nov 28, 2007 4:10 PM EST reply actions
I can understand taping up your plantar fascia on your foot, but why the big and second toe?
by Out of Conference on Nov 28, 2007 5:16 PM EST reply actions
Tuberville? In MAH Arkansas?
It’s more likely than you think.
by mawghog on Nov 29, 2007 12:39 AM EST reply actions
OoC, probably to protect skin damaged when shoved backwards in a previous bout. Or else it is something different.
by Not a Fifer on Nov 29, 2007 6:11 AM EST reply actions
Somebody needs to tell these idiots that it’s called a photoshop, from the name of the program traditionally used to make the images. Fark is a popular place for photoshop contests, but the damn image itself isn’t called a “fark.” What kind of backwoods logic is that?
by Holstein on Nov 29, 2007 7:02 AM EST reply actions

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