another Fran stab…

let it go dude… he’s gone.

Sporting News link, please.

Iron cage… deadly weapons… cheering, bloodthirsty crowd…

Two girls enter… one girl leaves…

Hayley Lafontaine vs. Macy Grace Miles… who survives? And who plays the role of Aunty Entity?

Rice was probably more pissy about Graham’s departure from Rice rather than his non-departure from Baylor

Back in 1970-71 or so, the Stanford Band formed male & female sex symbols, with the male chasing the female all over the field while playing “I Can’’t Get No Satisfaction.”

On national TV, no less. Hard to top that (sorry for the pun).

The Rice band story didn’t make sense until I realized that Baylor was a typo. I thought maybe Texas schools were just really sensitive to coach infidelity amongst their ranks.

“Scoreboards are made of steel, metal, and diodes, all clearly thicker than weak, watery blood!”

I was very confused for approximately 4 minutes because I didn’t think dildos had anything to do with scoreboards.

God, that film was depressing.

Let’s see……small, closely knit, very pious community, seemingly stuck in a different era……

it seems that the deep south not so different than a turn of the century eastern european shtetl after all……

hfs,

fuck you very much for beating me to the haley lafontaine punch.

on another note, is it a coincidence that around the time miami bans guns at their facility, they start to suck?? i think not.

Brian Kelly is NOT a candidate for any job other than his current position with Cincinnati. I’m in cincy and Kelly cannot issue denials often enough or emphatically enough. One year isn’t enough.

If both of these comments remind you of Dantonio’s situation then you’re probably in Cincinnati also.

Leave Kelly alone!

yo-yo @ #5: Hard to top that, true. But I’ll try.

Back in the ’70s, the Aggie bitch mascot died during the season. The Marching Owl Band played “Where O Where Has My Little Dog Gone” at halftime of the A&M game – IN College Station. A riot ensued.

Todd Graham had to know that the MOB was going to go after him – and it was not going to be nice – after he left for Tulsa, a conference rival. He’s upset by douchebag? The truth often hurts.

Ok, I realize it’s a bit cliche’d and played out by now, by I laughed my fucking ass of at this.

http://www.jasanders.com/images/ironbowlposter2.jpg

pssst…OhioDawg….Brian Kelly reassured us all last year that he was about to sign an extension with Central as well….

And I just realized I’m the jackass of the decade.

Play on.

I have a dog named Macy Grace (listed on her registration papers that way) that’s a little older than Les’ daughter. I have not yet decided what this all means, but I’m sure it’s not a coincidence.

What a testimony to Randy Shannon’s commitment to education. We’d hate to see incompetent players get a college degree. Perhaps their parents will scrape together the tuition for this vastly overpriced institution.

“Kelly cannot issue denials often enough or emphatically enough”

nick saban thinks you’re being pretty damn naive.

100 cocktails to the MOB! (Though one suspects they consumed at least that many before taking the field.)

By the way, that racist dog? Being sued by the player’s mom. Fantastic. As always, no idea how to post a link, but you can copy and paste this one:

http://decaturdaily.com/stories/620.html

Also, an Alabama legislator looks like he will be suing AU because he did not receive tickets to the Iron Bowl and the accompanying parking pass. Just nice to know we have our priorities in order.

I also found this ad hilarious- run buy a prominent Alabama jeweler the week of the Iron Bowl. The owner, an outspoken Alabama grad, later admitted “it may have gone a bit farther than we intended.”
http://www.thebarner.com/BrombergsAU.pdf

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Best I witnessed in person was the old UVA Pep Band (dismantled by that a-hole Algroh) at Clempson. They formed a tank and lit a smoke bomb, while the announcer said, “Warning Clempson Fans, USC has purchased a new septic tank and plans on attacking you with it as soon as they figure out how to drive it”.

That was followed up w/ them spelling “DED” and saying “uh-oh, looks like we don’t have too many English majors in the band this year, but what do Judge Bork’s Supreme Court nomination & Judge Crater have in common?”

The Mob made fun of UT’s program when we played Rice back in September? Maybe October. Anyway, there were a few scattered boos, but for the most part, people loved the show?this included the UT fans. We are big enough to take a joke about ourselves. Too bad Tulsa isn’t. And sometimes the truth hurts.

Maybe the references to great literature were lost on Tulsa…do they even read Dante?

Oh! For the days of the good ole SWC!!! The MOB has been reduced to ridiculing the likes of Tulsa. Too easy! Cocktails to the MOB: just go straight to Valhalla and tell em UgasTexan is buying the rounds of 50 cent Shiners for all 25 of you.

@ 19: Didn’t take lawya long to find Mom and convince her that the gubment got some money, eh? And the “legislator,” you think he’s a lawya too?

Back in the 1980s when Doug Wilder was governor of Virginia, he took up with the former-burlesque-star ex-wife of one of UVA’s big-time donors. Wilder got into some hot water for letting her fly around in State Police helicopters for various errands, but it didn’t stop him from squiring her to a UVA-VT game one year.

Anyway, at halftime, the UVA “scramble band” told an off-color joke about Wilder’s consort and played “The Stripper,” and Wilder nearly had them booted off of campus. Oddly enough, though, they didn’t get axed for good until their controversial anti-West-Virginia halftime show in the Continental Tire Bowl a few years back.

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1000 Shiners to you, UgasTexan, for the mention of Valhalla (on-campus grad student bar/hangout). You truly have seen all there is to see on the Rice campus.

On a side note during this monsoon of pink slips amongst the coaching ranks, if I have to hear one more black analyst or reporter jump on camera and bitch because the schools that had just fired their coaches didn’t interview enough black coaches for the empty slot, i just may swirlee myself to death.
I don’t want to come across as racist by any stretch, but why in the hell are you going to bitch about white coaches getting hired over black ones? You don’t hear about the Latino population of America all up in arms because the NCAA needs more Hispanic coaches, do you?
After seeing all that these schools are willing to go through to have a winning season (spending millions of dollars a year, ditching entire teams of athletic directors, ruining their reputations, illegal recruiting, paying players, buying players’ mothers houses, covering up cheating and DUIs, etc), don’t you think for an instant that if there was a more qualified black coach out there that they would get sucked up?
I know that there are very qualified black coaches out there, just as there are many qualified white coaches or blue coaches or whatever, but not everyone gets a job.
And although I typically like Wilbon, that SOB won’t quit begging the ADs to “at least interview the black coaches, even if you know you are hiring a white coach from another school, just to get their name in the mix and make themselves appear to be conforming”. I don’t know about you, but while I see the point, that seems about as demeaning and patronizing as anything I have ever seen. Why don’t you just ask Sylvester Croom to shine yo’ shoes and smile real big for ya’ before the interview for Michigan head coach.

Nice try, Orson, but Uncle Ted cashed in his Michigan hunting licenses and moved down to Crawford, Texas a few years ago. Most of us were glad to see him go, too… but then again, if he keeps playing with chainsaws, maybe we’ll get lucky.

12….

That dog is very much like dog the bounty hunter

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/dog_bounty_hunter_racial_slur_tape/celebrity/64325

Todd Graham IS a douchebag. What’s the story here?

Terry Tate-
today’s random “War Eagle” brought to you by “Brombergs can kiss my ass”!

Janice Powers should hire Wayne Blasingame.

Lafontaine @ Miles (+3.5)

Orson’s article: http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=310897

I didn’t know Phill Fulmer was Jewish

Best part or article about Rep. Alvin Holmes threatening to sue AU pres:

“I think it’s very unprofessional that a president of a state-supported university would not respond to an inquiry made by the senior member of the House of Representatives or any member of the House of Representatives,” said Holmes. “In light of that fact, I plan to put him under oath and let him testify.”

An inquiry about football tickets. And he’s going to waste all that money to bring the guy into a courtroom. To testify under oath about football tickets.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2007/11/legislator_threatens_to_sue_au.html

Re: #20

There were two parts to that ad, they aren’t posting the Alabama half, which reads basically as, “So you love an Alabama fan, and even though she constantly goes on and on about corrupt officials, 20 year old national championships, and coaches who are long dead and buried, you still love her” or something like that.

I think it should be on the front page. Show all the other fans the amount of love we have in this state for the people in the trailers.

Terry Tate (#20):

And Bromberg’s has been falling all over themselves ever since to try to get those shoppers back, including an “apology” on their website, a planned printed apology, working to fire their ad agency, and talk of setting up a scholarship program.

Stupid is as stupid does. While that’s fine for message board fodder, it’s D-U-M-N for a business to do it.

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Shocking – the journo school grad from Northwestern hates Ted Nugent.

Know who else doesn’t put up with any of Les’ shit? Yeah, that’s right…Hailey “Fuckin” Lafontaine.

Nevermind my post in #36.

Apparently it helps to read existing posts like #3 and #9. If ya’ll need me, I’ll be in the “thought I was an original bastard” corner.

Uncle Ted can stay at my house any time he wants. He can help me clean my guns. I need the help, as it is it takes me all damn day as it is.

No, Mike Sherman is not without ties to Texas A&M, but he left for the NFL and stayed for quite a while. Pete Carroll resurrected USC and won two national titles, but similar hires have resulted in disaster at Nebraska and mediocrity at Pitt and Georgia Tech.

you left out notre dame

What is stronger, blood or a scoreboard? Is this the riddle of steel? Lemme go talk to Cromm, I mean, Croom about this.

@ 31, I think we can safely say that no matter the doctrinal or cultural alignment – Reform, Conservative, Orthodox, Hasidim, Sephardic, Ashkenazi, Mizrahic, Murray the Sturgeon King, H & H, Barney Greengrass, whatever – the world Jewish community would look at Phil Fulmer and say with one voice: “Not ours!”

dammit, I meant NDTom @ 36

Hey Tater: if the guy is so worried about how young people are treated at Alabama’s colleges and universities, then perhaps he should get on the House Education committee? As far as I can tell, he’s a member with NO committee assignments. Perhaps if he were involved in appropriations of some sort, folks at AU would pay more attention???

Or is this all because he went to Bama?

Ugas-

Alabama politics at it’s best, worst, and usual.

I noticed the no committee thing too when I looked the guy up. I have no idea what he went to Bama for, he’s got about 6 different schools listed.

Regardless of where he went to school, I haven’t heard many positive things about the guy, and this current situation is laughable at best, but more sad than anything. And the rest of the nation sits back and thinks, “Yep. That’s about right.”

@46 I figured as much. The pile of pork chop sandwiches slathered in cheese and wrapped in roast beef he had for lunch confused me just a bit.

hell- i slept with a woman that looked like Shrek for Iron Bowl tickets. If you want ‘em, just go out and get ’em. You don’t need to be a congressman or councilman or anything like that, just desperate enough.

Was that a cart full of warm, sweet donuts behind Fulmer?

University of Alabama and its Political cronieism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Machine

To the Boss Cane’s credit… all of those player have received their degrees (would be 5th year seniors, or just early graduates)… he just doesn’t want crap player taking up scholis so they can put a free year towards a masters (or getting drunk at Sandbar in Coconut Grove)

Just finished listening to Nutt’s press conference at Ole Miss…looks like it’s going to take a while (and some serious brainwashing/waterboarding) to get him out of “Razorback mode” and into “Rebel mode.” He doesn’t even know the whole “Hotty Toddy” cheer.

That youtube video leaves the door wide open for CU version of Yentl and I expect it to have the same mass appeal as the movie.

I love Rocky Top Talk and that may be the best video I’ve seen all year. Brilliant!
2 thumbs, way up!!!

Is the response to that video Les Miles singing Borat?

If LSU were to lose the SECCG and the bowl game (that would be 3 in a row), how much would Macy Grace hate her Daddy then? Would she even be first in line to talk to him after the game? I believe he would/should be fired by LSU and UM would not be hiring him either, unless it was to shovel snow from the parking lot.

Since Wisconsin accepted the Outback bid, if LSU loses to Tennessee, they’ll probably play against Michigan in the Capital One Bowl, because Illinois goes to the BCS and they don’t get Zooker vs. Florida.

That would be some fine drama. If Miles doesn’t become coach and LSU loses to UM. Florida would ass rape Michigan but a healthy Michigan squad could compete with LSU’s speed. Matchups.

RIH Dead Scumbag, nice to hear from you. I’ve missed you like I miss the scours. How’s the home construction business?

I grew up listening to the Great White Hunter and get a kick out of his classics. I agree with him about the Second Amendment, but I find his childish approach to the politics and problems of our native state to be unhelpful at best. (I left Michigan as an economic refugee. He left because his campaign for governor turned into a joke.)

Why can’t you get it through your head that I didn’t go to Medill? Most NU grads don’t, but I wouldn’t expect a graduate of Wallace State to know that. Hell, I’m impressed when you spell “school” without a k.

In short: Ted’s music is good, his attitude sucks, I didn’t study journalism at Northwestern, and I think you’re a bad joke.