OH, THAT’S PRACTICALLY SIBERIAN OF YOU
There’s cold, then Siberian…then there’s the Absolute Zero kind of cold. This response to the a police dog biting Jerraud Powers along the endzone sideline Saturday is beyond frosty. We need new verbiage for the degree of coldness delineated there.
(We have no idea who did this…but well played, sir. In a ruthless, heartless bastard way.)









1
NewAZTiger says:
This is the Iron Bowl’s version of “Messin with Sasquatch”
November 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
The second that happened I remembered watching two students jump over the fence onto the field at Legion Field in 1990 after Bama broke the 4 game streak… they got all of 2 feet onto the sideline (understand, there’s about 20 feet of sideline at LF, so they weren’t close to the playing field) before the Birmingham police were attacking them with dogs and night sticks.
November 27th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
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Paragon SC says:
Freakin’ Brutal!
Some shit never changes.
November 27th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
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Coop says:
Bull Connor thinks that’s harsh.
Actually, he thinks that’s funny, but you know…
November 27th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
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UgasTexan says:
Didn’t Jacksonville cops ride into the WLOCP on horses once? Yeah, I’d want to rush that field.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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Doug says:
And don’t forget, Auburn is the place that turned the fire hoses on those poor Georgia kids back in 1986.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Its like laughing at a midget, its so wrong, but so unavoidable.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
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DirkDawggler says:
Alabama, you got the weight on your shoulders
Thats breaking your back.
Your cadillac has got a wheel in the ditch
And a wheel on the track
-Neil Young, A Canadian Football League Fan
November 27th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
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HoustonsNutts says:
Not an Auburn or Bama fan and I don’t have a fucking clue what it means.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
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SunDawg says:
If you look closely at the video, you can see a spot of white in the dog’s hindquarters.
It’s really UGA VI in a police K-9 disguise, reinacting our favorite Auburn vs. UGA interaction. Gonna make a great poster!
November 27th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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Coop says:
So, following in the illustrious career of the first Auburn player to almost get bitten by a dog during a game, Robert Baker as I recall, does this mean that this Auburn player will also get busted trafficking dope to pay off gambling debts?
November 27th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
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Brian says:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1747911
Lady in Savannah throws roach killer on neighbors, is also a Dawgs fan. 1:28.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
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WDamnE says:
I’m sending that photo to the Athletic Department to shame them into keeping the damn dogs off the field. So if you rush the field after a victory, you deserve to be ripped apart by an attack dog?
What if Powers had rolled into the dog?
If that had been an opposing player bitten, no one would be laughing. If it had been a Tide player, the Bammers would have burned down the stadium, and not just Toomer’s Corner.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
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Kate says:
I concour with HoustonNutts. Zero idea what this references.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:59 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
@ wdamne,
way to find a way to lay the blame on the tide. the person who made that picture is pretty damn funny…neil young however, is a no talent assclown.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
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Kate says:
Eh, that should be concur*
PS #12 that video is both hilarious and terrifying. As such, 100 thanks for sharing.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
and people not getting the joke is a fucking sad commentary on america. /old man rant
November 27th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
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Tater Salad says:
Houston and Kate:
Google Bull Conner and police dog or Birmingham in the 1960s.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
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Coop says:
Google Bull Connor, Google Martin Luther King, Jr., Google Birmingham during the Civil Rights movement…
I mean, hoses + dogs = Birmingham in the 60s
Wow, just wow. Where are you people from and how old are you?
November 27th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
someone should photoshop this one and put saban’s head on the dog.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
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WDamnE says:
Gerry Dorsey,
Hey, we agree on something – Neil Young. A southern man don’t need him around anyhow.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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Kate says:
My apologies. The thing is I had heard about the Auburn player being bit, but I didn’t know he was also black. I didn’t automatically put the two and two together.
But since I guess its the South, I should have known it usually comes down to something race related, right?
November 27th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
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James says:
everything is always bammers fault
November 27th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
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Tater Salad says:
Kate:
It has nothing to do with the South. Dogs just don’t like black people.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
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DirkDawggler says:
Gerry Dorsey
Youth is indeed wasted on the young. *Sigh*
November 27th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
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Xaryn says:
I’m surprised PETA hasn’t filed a complaint for the shameless exploitation of the dog in question. Perhaps they could stage a protest outside of Auburn’s next home football game. Maybe Coach Tommy Tuberville could jump on the bandwagon and support the PETA cause by appearing in an ad nude with the caption “I’d rather go naked than wear fur.” Wait….oh god, that image just burned itself into my brain….
*breaks down weeping uncontrollably*
November 27th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
@ tater salad,
that’s not funny
(snicker, snicker)
November 27th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Xaryn @ 26, Tubbs could always use his strategically placed ears to maintain his modesty in such an ad.
November 27th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Orson, no hat tip ? j/k ….I smuggled that one off the net from Digg…I just googled “Auburns Racist Dog” and it popped up ….I think that dogs collar read
“Property of Strom Thurmond”
November 27th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Cue your favorite “That Dog_________________.”
comment below
“That dog doesnt like the Nation of Islam Sports blog”
November 27th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
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WDamnE says:
POLICE REPORT: Nick Saban’s Home ‘egged’
Tuscaloosa Police reported that an individual attempted to “egg” Coach Nick Saban’s home last night.
The report stated:
An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Coach Saban’s house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor’s back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them. Looking at what was hit, police
officials say they are considering John Parker Wilson as the primary suspect.
November 27th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
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Harris says:
That dog was seen lurking around the Lorriane Hotel on the afternoon of April 4, 1968.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
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OPS says:
The “That dog” jokes were their own level of outstanding. I wish the Nowlive chat archives, y’know, existed.
That dog gave Glory Road 1 star.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
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Paragon SC says:
@OPS
The chat archives do exist at NowLive.
Just go to the shows home page and click on chat history.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
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meatybob says:
Age has nothing to do with getting this reference. If you were old enough to remember these events, say 5 years old, that would put you at 52. Do you think that most of us are in our fifties chatting away on EDSBS?
It has to do with learning about America. Watch the frickin history channel for a change vs. espn. Or better yet, use you mad wii skilz for good and read a book.
Rant off.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:45 pm
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TIGERinATL says:
I agree that dogs are unneeded to prevent field rushing. The 500 security guards are enough. Despite the theory of “if enough of us go out there, they can’t get us all” no one is willing to take the risk of being the fist one out only to have everyone else abort and leave you to spend the night in the poky.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
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robert says:
that dog…provided great fodder for jokes about racist people.
in other news, that dog thinks the free republic forums are too liberal for his tastes.
November 28th, 2007 at 1:01 am
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haybeav says:
a. I thought the picture was clever and funny because it is made by someone who is very aware of the south’s horrible history of violence towards minorities.
b. Neil Young is an actual songwriter and musician, which is more than anyone can say about 95% of people who are considered “artists” today in the music industry. You might not like or agree with his music, but to call him talentless is just plain ignorant
c. I hate auburn
November 28th, 2007 at 1:06 am
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Brian says:
Just to sack up for my young peeps. I remember learning all about the civil rights stuff – hell it was the main Q on the AP US history test and I got a 4 – and I didn’t have any idea what that joke was referencing at all.
November 28th, 2007 at 8:25 am
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James says:
Neil Young blows goats, and a Southern Man don’t need him around anyhow.
Having the dogs on the field was retarded anyway. We’ve rushed the field ONCE in the past 25 years. And that was only because we beat the #1 team when unranked (and we deserved to be unranked, we weren’t good, which is why i still believe rex grossman is the worst QB in the NFL that has ever made a super bowl). We certainly weren’t going to rush the field for beating bammer…again
Oh, and HOSE THEM DAWGS!
November 28th, 2007 at 9:28 am
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Tater Salad says:
That dog references Clarence Thomas often when making points.
November 28th, 2007 at 9:34 am
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T-Bird, T-bird i luv you says:
That dog is not racist, he did it out of love, not hate. He is one of UGA’s many gay lovers who snuck into the game at UGAs request. But Uga played him for the lovesick fool he is.
November 28th, 2007 at 9:48 am
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SpookyJuice says:
That dog is very much like Dog the bounty hunter
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/dog_bounty_hunter_racial_slur_tape/celebrity/64325
November 28th, 2007 at 10:29 am
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sdf fan says:
That dog didn’t think wearing blackface to the “Ho’z and Pimpz” party was such a big deal.
That dog loves to quote Chris Rock inappropriately.
That dog won’t even think about going to Delaware State games.
November 28th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
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SunDawg says:
Dog TBH looks like a white Mr. T.
Neil Young not good? What the hell! I loved him as part of Emerson, Lake and Palm… oh, wait.
November 28th, 2007 at 2:18 pm