MICHIGAN’S NEXT COACH: NOT FERENTZ
Come down off that ledge, Michigan Man/Woman: it’s not Ferentz, according to the Wolverine, Rivals.com’s Michigan site. The source is “really, really good and you’ll have to trust this because we’re all flying blind in this thing, you know, because it’s a coaching search, and those really just come down to, what, like 3 people talking in a room or something, and like, big drug deals have more witnesses than the negotiations involved in most hires, like right?”
Yeah, like right. On to the Hat and Brian Kelly for Michigan, who doesn’t really need to be in a hurry with this one. In fact, for those sweating it out, it’s going to be a sauna of a coaching search. Both Cincinnati and LSU are headed to bowl games, and the hire could, in theory at least, stretch into the bowl season if Michigan’s going to be as deliberate and decorous about this thing as we think they’ll be.













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Isnt that picture from the “low-jumper” act performed by some improvisation club?
Comment by clever moniker — November 28, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
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that should read “caused images of Yuri Andropov to float…
Comment by marcillac — November 28, 2007 @ 10:02 am
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Why not?!?!? You promised!!!! You raised our hopes!!
You gave us wonderful Politburo analogies!!! You caused images of Yuri Andropov floating gloriously before our eyes. And now this?!?!
NO Cocktails for yor, comrade. Indeed, some other comrades from the KGB’s 5th Chief Directorate will be coming to your hou…err…apartment to clean out the vodka cabinet and perhaps take you to Dzerzhinsky Squre for some questioning regarding numerous incidents of public drunkenness. Betraying the State and the Party in this way WILL have consequences.
Comment by marcillac — November 28, 2007 @ 9:41 am
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The Zooker will be Meatchicken’s next head coach. Book it.
Comment by Team Meconium — November 28, 2007 @ 9:27 am
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ohiodawg, you must be a miami (ohio) grad.
Comment by THAT guy — November 28, 2007 @ 9:09 am
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I still cannot get over Lester’s comments about being the Champion of the Regular Season Regulation Time Period [that's a mouthful].
We maybe should give out little crystal ball trophies for the champion of the regular season quarters, halves, etc. Then maybe everyone will feel better about themselves.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — November 28, 2007 @ 7:24 am