DODGING A BULLET NAMED DENNIS
Yahoo’s Jason King has a nice, long-form story on the rise of downtrodden Kansas football program to its newfound goodness, replete with details like Mangino and assistants personally cleaning years of grubby fingerprints off the walls before recruiting visits and such. It also lets in a hint that Mangino is not very nice, and may in fact be downright mean, something we find shocking–shocking, Nigel!–in a successful head coach.
We imagine this all stems from a deep, unending unhappiness in the hardwiring of Mangino’s system. But don’t trust us–the film doesn’t lie.
But past the puffy, up-from-the-bootstraps vibe and hints of unpleasantness, there’s also a well reported flash of a frightening alternate reality and a former AD doing what ADs rarely do: speaking publicly and candidly not only about the hiring process, but about the candidates’ own behavior during the process. Kansas could have been Texas A&M ‘07 had it not been for Dennis Franchione practically oozing sleazegrease in an exchange with former Kansas AD Al Bohl.
One minute Franchione seemed ready to accept the job, the next he’d changed his mind. The end came when Franchione told Bohl he needed a little more time because he wanted to see if he was going to be a candidate for the Notre Dame job, which came open when Bob Davie was fired on Dec. 2. That same day, Bohl rescinded his offer to Franchione and hired Mangino.
Franchione had, at that point, hadn’t even finished one season with Alabama and was already throwing it around to both Notre Dame and Kansas. Kansas search committee member Ray Evans puts it better than we ever could, Hedley Lamarr comparisons be damned:
Six years later it looks like we may have dodged a bullet.
A bullet named Dennis, who could be coaching in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, Dallas, Texas, or in the Canadian Football League in a few weeks, for all we know.
Bonus weirdness: The strangest post-game interview we’ve ever seen must be included with this post. The YouTube commenters seem to think Fran is “emotional” there. That is not the word we were thinking of when watching it.









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gerry dorsey says:
wait, wait, wait….fran is an underhanded, backdooring, nut filled, piece of shit?? who knew??
i actually read this on ku’s rivals site about a month ago. i think smu would be a great place for fran…7 wins would make him a hero, and those alum would pay at least twice as much for a vip letter.
November 27th, 2007 at 11:56 am
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Fat !@#!@$ Dept:
I still do not understand why Mangino, who is considerably fatter than Cheeseburgers Weis, gets less abuse about his weight problem. Could be the valour sweat suits, the ’stache, the sunglasses that look 5 sizes too small, or the respectable winning record?
November 27th, 2007 at 11:59 am
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Brian says:
The thing of it is, any guy who’s at a solid school in a good conf like Alabama, would have to be a sniveling toad to even want to talk about leaving after year 1, so basically Kansas should have known better, but in the end it worked out for them.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
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domer.mq says:
Wait. Where’s the story? Link?
November 27th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
EXCELSIOR! in Hattiesburg? The State of Mississippi is already saddled with Nutt, we sure don’t need another wacko job. Dennis, Peruna is calling you to Dallas.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
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Will Collier says:
Interesting.
The “Francine to Kansas” story popped up as a rumor almost immediately after it happened, IIRC complete with the add-on that she was also trying to get her foot in the door at Notre Dame. It was roundly scoffed by the kept press in Alabama at the time, of course. Nice to have a confirmation, even long after the fact.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
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bhors says:
#2-
Unless your being sarcastic, I think its the fact that Mangino isn’t a self promoting prick like Weis. Going on 60 minutes or whatever and saying that “if talent and everything is even, ND will have a decided advantage in X’s & O’s because I’m a great coach”. Oh, I didn’t know Air Force, Navy, GT, MSU, BC, and every other school had that much more of an athletic advantage over ND.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
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Doug says:
What kind of ass crack tells a prospective employer point-blank, “Don’t offer me just yet, I heard I may be a candidate for a much sexier position”? Oh, right, Dennis Franchione does.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
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Crabapple Buck says:
Bhors @ #7
You are absolutely correct re: Weis v. Mangino. Weis is the biggest fraud perpetrated on coaching since Amos Alonzo Stagg was a baby. It also seems that Mangino has embraced his obesity. Who could hate a guy wearing velour. He is a giant George Costanza.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
#7 – yeah, sarcasm was the intent.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
# 9 CB: Like Constanza, Mangino does not have a pore of arrogance in his substantional, ginormous set of pores, unlike Smirker Weis.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
not to mention mangino may be fat, but he’s not fat AFTER having some sort of bariatric surgery. charlie weis even failed at that.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
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DevilGrad says:
Re #12: We don’t know that for sure. For all we know, they’re still looking for the surgeon down in there.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
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HFS says:
I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly?
November 27th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
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TD says:
I’ve got to agree with Orson about CDF’s post-game interview. It would be hard for him to communicate less enthusiasm for his players than he did. I understand his issues with TAMU, but he should at least have had something for his players when prompted on national television.
Then again, he’s always had the emotion of an undertaker.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
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chris says:
Truest statement of article:
“Mark bit off as much as he could chew and then kept chewing. His plan obviously worked.”
November 27th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
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Raider Red says:
Hold the rope, Aggy!
My wife has declared she’s withdrawing her (quite substantial) annual pledge to the Mustang Club if SMU hires Franny.
Chan Gailey would be much better (and cheaper).
November 27th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
*coach fran mind(alleged) reader says*
What do your players mean to you?
*thinking about a fake punt that will work if he gets that job with the Saskatchewan Rough Riders…and the logistics of it working on a 120 yard field on 4th and 26…..when he hears the question
I would literally spill their blood at mid-field for a Klondike bar. *
November 27th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
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cjjags says:
I think Fran cared a lot about his players right there but Arute asked a jackass question right before.
As an Ag fan i was glad to see Fran go…. but that was just flat out douchebagesque of Arute to throw that at him right after a game where he beat a rival, where it was obvious he was leaving anyways.
Arute can suck it. I say that as a person, not an Ag fan
November 27th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
BTW…all of you who thing aTm is getting a good coach in Mike Sherman….the pro game is different than college, but the pro coach i saw in Sherman was a shitty one. Plus he’s kinda old and boring, so recruiting might be a bitch. He squandered several prime years of Favre and his seasons where usually 8-9 win years….not good enough to be a contender, not bad enough to get a good players to help you.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
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GTFridge says:
#20
How do you get usually 8 to 9 wins for Sherman? His win totals, per pro-football-reference.com, were 9, 12, 12, 10, 10, and 4.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/coaches/SherMi0.htm
November 27th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
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Jackwraith says:
Am I the only one that finds it amusing that the Jayhawks train in the Parrott Athletic Complex?
November 27th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
GTFridge,
You’re right, he should have said 9 to 10 since the average of those total wins over six seasons is 9.5.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
21, my point was that in those years, the Packers were clearly the dominate team in their division(and it wasn’t close) talent wise, yet they would always blow a playoff game early on, and have mediocre seasons at best. He inherited a superbowl team from Holmgren and riddled them with the mediocrity they have faced until this season.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
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Brian says:
#17 – I think he might have been a Senior, but Pudding Cups Gailey would be right at home at SMU, as their QB is a regular Reggie Ball Jr.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
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CapstoneAlum says:
#19
“I think Fran cared a lot about his players right there but Arute asked a jackass question right before.”
No..no, he did not. Fuck that guy.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
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Blog Goliard says:
Looked to me like Fran, as usual, felt little for his players–you have to be aware that there are other people in that world outside your own ego to feel much–and shrugged off the question because he couldn’t be bothered to hide that anymore.
P.S. Someone tell him before he coaches that first game for the Roughriders not to wait until 4th and 26 to call the fake punt. Canadian footballers are manly men who need not such sissy crutches as fair catches and fourth downs.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
So Fran was trying to get out of Alabama from day one…no shocker there. I imagine Saban has already talked to Jimmy Sexton and should the right opportunity present itself, he’ll be gone too.
To quote Nick: “you all put winning in front of doing things right, and that’s wrong.”
November 27th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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GTFridge says:
I’m not sure why I care so much about it; I’m not a Packers or Aggie fan, but I think Sherman’s being sold short. He was a 4th and 26 conversion from being the championship game in 2003, made the playoffs 4 of the 6 years, and until his last year produced pretty impressive offensive output.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
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Blog Goliard says:
P.P.S. On the other hand, it is possible to score something called a “rouge”, so it all balances out.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
tOSU,
Fortunately The God Damned One and Only, Don’t Fuck with Us Ohio State University cares only about doing things the right way. **cough**Maurice Clarett**cough**
November 27th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
What…no youtube video of Mangino/Mr. Creasote?
Just one thin minnnnnt?
November 27th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
tOSU: dude, chill.
Seriously, find a bigger dick to fuck.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
NO HOMO!
November 27th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
It’s wahfer theen.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
GTFridge…I mean, i guess. I’m not trying to get into a pissing match over it….but he has a more talented team than those records(IMO of course). Sherman just never seemed like a competent coach to me, and I find it tellingly suspicious that no one came sniffing around once he got shit-canned or anytime after. He was whoring himself out for any college position that came open the past couple of years and finally snagged one. Kudos to him. I think he will do decent….but that’s about it.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
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Coop says:
You know, until the VIP e-mail newsletter went out, I thought Fran was just sleazy.
Then the email newsletter became public and I realized he was a dumbass, or at least thought so, until…
he considered leaving Alabama for Kansas. Alabama for Kansas!?!?!?!
Am I on mescaline right now, because that is the only way I could have possibly read such a statement.
That is the equivalent of leaving Kansas for Alabama, in basketball.
Yes, I recall that ‘Bama was about to get nailed for NCAA probation, but coaching Kansas is career suicide if you don’t get out of there like Mason did after a couple of successful seasons. Of course going to Minnesota is just delaying the suicide inevitable.
Or, perhaps Franchione should be in futures and speculating on currency, since he must have known that the Big 12 North was going to fall off the world and even a school like Kansas could be competitive in 2007.
Nah, I am on mescaline.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
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Unhappy Monkey says:
Linger LONGER
November 27th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
TAFKATOSUB-
What on earth bothers you so much about Alabama and Nick Saban? I read here daily, but I don’t have much time to post and really get into the comments section anyonre (le sob). Still, I feel like I see you talking about Saban and Bama in every other thread. Aside from the content of your posts– I don’t have a dog in that fight– why do you post so much about this one topic? Seriously, I’m curious.
November 27th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
Shit, tOSU has even pissed off TCOAN
If I’m not mistaken, he is a buckeye fan who was apparently kidnapped and strapped down in Alabama and made to interact with them daily. His voices his displeasure often. This is his therapy. I don’t think he really has a gripe with Saban per se, in the sense that if Saban had gone to any other school, he would be fine with that(he’s very much like the Shula family…and by extension Dan Lebatard in that way…also half of espn)
November 27th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
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UgasTexan says:
Saskatchewan called, but Fran heard he might be up for Argonauts job.
November 27th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
I think a more truthy explanation of what happened is probably something like he got a decent job in Alabama and has in-laws or co-workers or something like that who piss him off. He probably thinks all Alabama fans are delusional assholes because he has to deal with 8 or 9 of them. I work at Miss St and have friends that are fans of a lot of schools. All fans are delusional assholes. They should change the word ‘fan’ to ‘delusional asshole’. But it’s what he knows and it’s not who he likes, so we are all delusional assholes and Saban is a money grubbing asshole for coaching us.
November 27th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
Cocktail to you UGasTexan. I was just about to say something about the Argos. Hell, he could probably get Ricky up to Javorski’s weight if he smokes enough green.
November 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
Well?????tafkatosub
*munching popcorn/drinkingbeer*
November 27th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
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SunDawg says:
TCOAN SPEAKS!! [bowing down, averting face]
November 27th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
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Blog Goliard says:
I like SpookyJuice’s theory. Alabama was my first port of call in the Deep South. A few years in Birmingham, and I was happy to sign up for courses at the Finebaum School of Poking Sticks at Both Sides.
Poor TAFKATOSUB probably works with Phyllis from Mulga.
November 27th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
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TIGERinATL says:
Fran and Alabama were a match made in douchebag heaven. Too bad it didn’t last. They might not be stricken with the mark of the beast.
http://150643.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/
November 27th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
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transplant says:
More likely tOSU is way out of his element in Birmingham socially and has no way to express his frustrations against the Alabama zeitgeist than on this board.
Look, man, the deep South is a strange place for those not born in its clutches, don’t try to fight it. Embrace it.
November 27th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
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Bama93 says:
I remember the rumors of Fran wanting to leave after his first year but I was under the spell and drinking a lot of the Fran kool-aid. Man did I buy into all that stuff about his wife never wanting to leave and his father in law being buried in a Bama shirt. I loved the CoachFran.com website and all his other kooky BS and when he won 10 games, look out! I thought for sure we were going to come out from under the ncaa penalties and not skip a beat. I was a bit off on that one. Damn him.
November 27th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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Coop says:
I don’t know which are worse, the ones who blow O or the ones who kiss the ass of the wife.
She is not asking anything that 100 other people have not already asked. Not exactly inventing the wheel here, “clones.”
Conversely, he has never really answered the question, so her question is as justified as all the others who have asked the same question.
November 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm