CARL WANTS GUAM TO PLAY IN THE BCS
There are benefits to Adult Swim being based in Atlanta. Their obvious concern for college football is one of them. If you’ll recall, last year they thanked Ohio State for setting the bar on being overrated. For 2007’s madness, they’ve got Carl from ATHF speaking truth to power, and suggesting any Gatorade celebration involving Mark Mangino is an exercise in futility.
In short: my god, this is wonderful. (HT: With Leather.)
Maybe they could play the chocolate unicorn elves at the fruity candy-ass bowl in nevah-nevah land!
Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football by Orson Swindle
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More Carl pep talks.
Is Nick Saban a Mooninite?
Comment by Techie — November 28, 2007 @ 10:08 am
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“Hey, I’m gonna put some flames on our helmets and watch them haul ass around this field.”
I wonder what kind of system head coach Carl would run…I’m gonna guess the ‘bone.
Comment by NoleinTexas — November 28, 2007 @ 10:07 am
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Yea, cartoon network used to give GT hoops its props when we were balling back in 2004.
Comment by Brian — November 28, 2007 @ 10:07 am
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I say dump Holtz and May and put Carl in there. I’d pay money to hear one of his “Pep Talks.”
Comment by Doug — November 28, 2007 @ 10:04 am
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Nick Saban got the money, see? Nick Saban got the losses, see?
Comment by Allahver Fist — November 28, 2007 @ 9:42 am
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Harvey Birdman would be a helluva wide receiver. And his boss has an eye patch, just like Cap’n ARRRRRR.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — November 28, 2007 @ 9:15 am
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Carl for Michigan head coach. He’s got the kitteh-head-snapping down pat.
Comment by Boardmaster Brian — November 28, 2007 @ 9:13 am
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for those of you who watch ATHF…
meatwad = houston nutt… “bat-shit crazy”
frylock = charlie weis… thinks he’s “smarter” than everyone else
shake = franchione… inferiority complex
personally, i am more interested in where hawaii will end up than a potential NC that would feature mizzou / tOSU / WVa
Mao!
Comment by BennyLava — November 28, 2007 @ 4:17 am
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Brilliant!
Comment by Roaminggator — November 28, 2007 @ 12:01 am
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“It don’t matter…none of this matters”
Comment by David Putty — November 27, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
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If Maryland could have had the decency to be any good this year then we could have had the possibility of a Mangino-Friedgen competitive eating contest during bowl week. Or perhaps a contest to guess which one has more chins? Name that coronary blockage?
Comment by Maryland Gator — November 27, 2007 @ 10:12 pm
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Yes, Carl. Boston CAN suck it.
Comment by TIGERinATL — November 27, 2007 @ 10:00 pm
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Man, it’s be SO easy to change the “GIANTS” to “GATORS” on his shirt.
Not too big a difference in appearence, either.
Comment by Darkknight — November 27, 2007 @ 9:53 pm
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WINRAR
Comment by Ricky — November 27, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
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Seven Years:
For what it’s worth, this Buckeye fan enjoyed that.
You’re still going to get blasted for it, though. We have very thin skin up here in Big Ten country, especially after the dual clinics in the big boy bowls last year.
Comment by poguemahone — November 27, 2007 @ 7:37 pm
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Mangino, Mangino Dept:
His Mangino commentary was excellent, though, could have added a crack, such as…..”Can you imagine the fool that follows Mangino to the can right after a 1.5-hour pork ‘n beans dinner”…or something like that.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — November 27, 2007 @ 7:35 pm
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Hawaii would beat the crap out of Alabama (for a 3rd time).
Comment by SEC supremacist — November 27, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
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See if you can work in a football theme to this classic::
http://www.flurl.com/item/www_2girls1cup_com_u_283058
Comment by Quack Whore — November 27, 2007 @ 7:14 pm
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“Hey, Guam might want to play. They’re 11-0, in their suck-ass, third-world division where they play with a ball made out of coconut husk…”
Ummm, Guam does not play in the Big Ten.
(ducks)
Comment by Seven Years in Gainesville — November 27, 2007 @ 7:11 pm
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I cant remember the announcers, but he told the story of a basketball player who lost his middle finger in a shop accident in high school…. he then went on to say that the kid wouldnt be able to drive in Boston…
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 27, 2007 @ 6:45 pm
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wow….Dennis Franz has really gone downhill since NYPD Blue.
Comment by Chips O'Toole — November 27, 2007 @ 6:37 pm
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I agree Boston can suck it. I’m moving there next week. Yeah, I won’t miss Lincoln Financial SEC coverage, but now I get 24-7 Red Sox, and that sucks more.
Comment by mlmintampa — November 27, 2007 @ 6:32 pm
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super sweet zubaz pants.
Comment by gerry dorsey — November 27, 2007 @ 6:31 pm
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The guys at ATHF rule, but even this masterpiece does not excuse them for that monstrosity of a movie. Worse. Movie. Ever.
Comment by Wippuh — November 27, 2007 @ 6:31 pm
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Seriously though, Boston can suck it.
Comment by John — November 27, 2007 @ 6:28 pm