CARL WANTS GUAM TO PLAY IN THE BCS
by Orson on Nov 27, 2007 6:21 PM EST
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There are benefits to Adult Swim being based in Atlanta. Their obvious concern for college football is one of them. If you'll recall, last year they thanked Ohio State for setting the bar on being overrated. For 2007's madness, they've got Carl from ATHF speaking truth to power, and suggesting any Gatorade celebration involving Mark Mangino is an exercise in futility.
In short: my god, this is wonderful. (HT: With Leather.)
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Maybe they could play the chocolate unicorn elves at the fruity candy-ass bowl in nevah-nevah land!
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The guys at ATHF rule, but even this masterpiece does not excuse them for that monstrosity of a movie. Worse. Movie. Ever.
by Wippuh on Nov 27, 2007 6:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I agree Boston can suck it. I’m moving there next week. Yeah, I won’t miss Lincoln Financial SEC coverage, but now I get 24-7 Red Sox, and that sucks more.
by mlmintampa on Nov 27, 2007 6:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
wow….Dennis Franz has really gone downhill since NYPD Blue.
by Chips O'Toole on Nov 27, 2007 6:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I cant remember the announcers, but he told the story of a basketball player who lost his middle finger in a shop accident in high school…. he then went on to say that the kid wouldnt be able to drive in Boston…
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 27, 2007 6:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Hey, Guam might want to play. They’re 11-0, in their suck-ass, third-world division where they play with a ball made out of coconut husk…”
Ummm, Guam does not play in the Big Ten.
(ducks)
by Seven Years in Gainesville on Nov 27, 2007 7:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
See if you can work in a football theme to this classic::
by Quack Whore on Nov 27, 2007 7:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hawaii would beat the crap out of Alabama (for a 3rd time).
by SEC supremacist on Nov 27, 2007 7:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Mangino, Mangino Dept:
His Mangino commentary was excellent, though, could have added a crack, such as…..“Can you imagine the fool that follows Mangino to the can right after a 1.5-hour pork ’n beans dinner”…or something like that.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Nov 27, 2007 7:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Seven Years:
For what it’s worth, this Buckeye fan enjoyed that.
You’re still going to get blasted for it, though. We have very thin skin up here in Big Ten country, especially after the dual clinics in the big boy bowls last year.
by poguemahone on Nov 27, 2007 7:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Man, it’s be SO easy to change the “GIANTS” to “GATORS” on his shirt.
Not too big a difference in appearence, either.
by Darkknight on Nov 27, 2007 9:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
If Maryland could have had the decency to be any good this year then we could have had the possibility of a Mangino-Friedgen competitive eating contest during bowl week. Or perhaps a contest to guess which one has more chins? Name that coronary blockage?
by Maryland Gator on Nov 27, 2007 10:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“It don’t matter…none of this matters”
by David Putty on Nov 27, 2007 10:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
for those of you who watch ATHF…
meatwad = houston nutt… “bat-shit crazy”
frylock = charlie weis… thinks he’s “smarter” than everyone else
shake = franchione… inferiority complex
personally, i am more interested in where hawaii will end up than a potential NC that would feature mizzou / tOSU / WVa
Mao!
by BennyLava on Nov 28, 2007 4:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Carl for Michigan head coach. He’s got the kitteh-head-snapping down pat.
by Boardmaster Brian on Nov 28, 2007 9:13 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Harvey Birdman would be a helluva wide receiver. And his boss has an eye patch, just like Cap’n ARRRRRR.
by yoyofutbawl on Nov 28, 2007 9:15 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nick Saban got the money, see? Nick Saban got the losses, see?
by Allahver Fist on Nov 28, 2007 9:42 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I say dump Holtz and May and put Carl in there. I’d pay money to hear one of his “Pep Talks.”
by Doug on Nov 28, 2007 10:04 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yea, cartoon network used to give GT hoops its props when we were balling back in 2004.
by Brian on Nov 28, 2007 10:07 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“Hey, I’m gonna put some flames on our helmets and watch them haul ass around this field.”
I wonder what kind of system head coach Carl would run…I’m gonna guess the ’bone.
by NoleinTexas on Nov 28, 2007 10:07 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
More Carl pep talks.
Is Nick Saban a Mooninite?
by Techie on Nov 28, 2007 10:08 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nick Saban says
while flipping you off
“I hope you can see this because I’m doing this as hard as I possibly can. Also……I don’t have time for this shit”
by SpookyJuice on Nov 28, 2007 10:55 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Allahver….as much as that comment pisses me off, it’s funny as hell
by SpookyJuice on Nov 28, 2007 10:55 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Anybody got a link to the other vid referenced?
by Seth on Nov 28, 2007 11:01 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Carl is Bill Callahan. (Despite his self-aggrandizing, he knows inside that he will forever be a loser.)
Ignignokt/Jim Tressel: Attempts to have an air of high mindedness about them, but everyone knows they’re up to no good.
Oglethorpe/The Orgeron: A heavily accented buffoon convinced his plans will work but always fails.
by John on Nov 28, 2007 11:36 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Space Katatz…..they flipped off the Moonites for like a split second going warp speed…Put it on the glass!
Then they make Meatwad shoplift everything…
Matt Maelliro, one of the creators, is from Pensacola and I think may be a Florida fan
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 28, 2007 11:40 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Tim Tebow wears the Foreigner Belt.
by Allahver Fist on Nov 28, 2007 12:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Frylock actually is smarter than everyone else, so the parallel between he and Cheeseburger Charlie is… iffy.
by Albino Tornado on Nov 28, 2007 5:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Does that mean that Ole Drippy is Chan?
I actually imagined Fraccione as the Cyborg Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future, or whatever the hell he was. Houston Nutt is Captain Murphy from the old Sealabs. Lou Holtz is the grandma from Squidbillies.
by Allen on Nov 29, 2007 10:24 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
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