CARL WANTS GUAM TO PLAY IN THE BCS
There are benefits to Adult Swim being based in Atlanta. Their obvious concern for college football is one of them. If you’ll recall, last year they thanked Ohio State for setting the bar on being overrated. For 2007’s madness, they’ve got Carl from ATHF speaking truth to power, and suggesting any Gatorade celebration involving Mark Mangino is an exercise in futility.
In short: my god, this is wonderful. (HT: With Leather.)
Maybe they could play the chocolate unicorn elves at the fruity candy-ass bowl in nevah-nevah land!
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John says:
Seriously though, Boston can suck it.
November 27th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
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Wippuh says:
The guys at ATHF rule, but even this masterpiece does not excuse them for that monstrosity of a movie. Worse. Movie. Ever.
November 27th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
super sweet zubaz pants.
November 27th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
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mlmintampa says:
I agree Boston can suck it. I’m moving there next week. Yeah, I won’t miss Lincoln Financial SEC coverage, but now I get 24-7 Red Sox, and that sucks more.
November 27th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
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Chips O'Toole says:
wow….Dennis Franz has really gone downhill since NYPD Blue.
November 27th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
I cant remember the announcers, but he told the story of a basketball player who lost his middle finger in a shop accident in high school…. he then went on to say that the kid wouldnt be able to drive in Boston…
November 27th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
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Seven Years in Gainesville says:
“Hey, Guam might want to play. They’re 11-0, in their suck-ass, third-world division where they play with a ball made out of coconut husk…”
Ummm, Guam does not play in the Big Ten.
(ducks)
November 27th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
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Quack Whore says:
See if you can work in a football theme to this classic::
http://www.flurl.com/item/www_2girls1cup_com_u_283058
November 27th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
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SEC supremacist says:
Hawaii would beat the crap out of Alabama (for a 3rd time).
November 27th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Mangino, Mangino Dept:
His Mangino commentary was excellent, though, could have added a crack, such as…..”Can you imagine the fool that follows Mangino to the can right after a 1.5-hour pork ‘n beans dinner”…or something like that.
November 27th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
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poguemahone says:
Seven Years:
For what it’s worth, this Buckeye fan enjoyed that.
You’re still going to get blasted for it, though. We have very thin skin up here in Big Ten country, especially after the dual clinics in the big boy bowls last year.
November 27th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
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Ricky says:
WINRAR
November 27th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
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Darkknight says:
Man, it’s be SO easy to change the “GIANTS” to “GATORS” on his shirt.
Not too big a difference in appearence, either.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
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TIGERinATL says:
Yes, Carl. Boston CAN suck it.
November 27th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
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Maryland Gator says:
If Maryland could have had the decency to be any good this year then we could have had the possibility of a Mangino-Friedgen competitive eating contest during bowl week. Or perhaps a contest to guess which one has more chins? Name that coronary blockage?
November 27th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
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David Putty says:
“It don’t matter…none of this matters”
November 27th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
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Roaminggator says:
Brilliant!
November 28th, 2007 at 12:01 am
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BennyLava says:
for those of you who watch ATHF…
meatwad = houston nutt… “bat-shit crazy”
frylock = charlie weis… thinks he’s “smarter” than everyone else
shake = franchione… inferiority complex
personally, i am more interested in where hawaii will end up than a potential NC that would feature mizzou / tOSU / WVa
Mao!
November 28th, 2007 at 4:17 am
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Boardmaster Brian says:
Carl for Michigan head coach. He’s got the kitteh-head-snapping down pat.
November 28th, 2007 at 9:13 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Harvey Birdman would be a helluva wide receiver. And his boss has an eye patch, just like Cap’n ARRRRRR.
November 28th, 2007 at 9:15 am
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Allahver Fist says:
Nick Saban got the money, see? Nick Saban got the losses, see?
November 28th, 2007 at 9:42 am
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Doug says:
I say dump Holtz and May and put Carl in there. I’d pay money to hear one of his “Pep Talks.”
November 28th, 2007 at 10:04 am
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Brian says:
Yea, cartoon network used to give GT hoops its props when we were balling back in 2004.
November 28th, 2007 at 10:07 am
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NoleinTexas says:
“Hey, I’m gonna put some flames on our helmets and watch them haul ass around this field.”
I wonder what kind of system head coach Carl would run…I’m gonna guess the ‘bone.
November 28th, 2007 at 10:07 am
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Techie says:
More Carl pep talks.
Is Nick Saban a Mooninite?
November 28th, 2007 at 10:08 am
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SpookyJuice says:
Nick Saban says
*while flipping you off*
“I hope you can see this because I’m doing this as hard as I possibly can. Also……I don’t have time for this shit”
November 28th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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SpookyJuice says:
Allahver….as much as that comment pisses me off, it’s funny as hell
November 28th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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Seth says:
Anybody got a link to the other vid referenced?
November 28th, 2007 at 11:01 am
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MS says:
dancing is forbidden!
November 28th, 2007 at 11:03 am
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John says:
Carl is Bill Callahan. (Despite his self-aggrandizing, he knows inside that he will forever be a loser.)
Ignignokt/Jim Tressel: Attempts to have an air of high mindedness about them, but everyone knows they’re up to no good.
Oglethorpe/The Orgeron: A heavily accented buffoon convinced his plans will work but always fails.
November 28th, 2007 at 11:36 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Space Katatz…..they flipped off the Moonites for like a split second going warp speed…Put it on the glass!
Then they make Meatwad shoplift everything…
Matt Maelliro, one of the creators, is from Pensacola and I think may be a Florida fan
November 28th, 2007 at 11:40 am
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Allahver Fist says:
Tim Tebow wears the Foreigner Belt.
November 28th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
Frylock actually is smarter than everyone else, so the parallel between he and Cheeseburger Charlie is… iffy.
November 28th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
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Rook says:
Does Steven A. voice Carl?
November 29th, 2007 at 3:43 am
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Allen says:
Does that mean that Ole Drippy is Chan?
I actually imagined Fraccione as the Cyborg Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future, or whatever the hell he was. Houston Nutt is Captain Murphy from the old Sealabs. Lou Holtz is the grandma from Squidbillies.
November 29th, 2007 at 10:24 am