Blogtoberfest: it’s the best of the internet, or at least the part of it we read.

House Rock Built, busy mourning Notre Dame’s season in style, elucidates the difference between Ar-kan-saw and ARRRR–Kansas.

Sylvester Croom isn’t afraid to cry. Especially because he’ll punch you in the windpipe if you start laughing at him.

Andy Staples reports that Florida still has a piddling chance at a BCS bowl, but that hell would have to turn itself inside out to happen, basically.

Les Miles still thinks he is undefeated. And he is, in regulation at least. Thank the pertinent god of your choice that ties no longer exist in college football, or the BCS would be positively quadriplegic.

Oregon’s going to the Blow-A-Goat.com bowl, according to Addicted to Quack. That sponsor still has more clout and dignity than the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl ever had.

Um, sorry. We meant the Sun Bowl. That’s actually where Oregon could end up, facing USF. The other option from the Pac-10 are the Oregon State Beavers. Begin Bulls/Beavers suggestive headline competition now.

Drunken stupidity: Not just for the SEC anymore! A Washington fan ejected from the Apple Cup loss to Washington State beat a Sikh cabbie on Saturday, calling the man “an Iraqi terrorist.” Given his attitudes, we’ll also bet he fully supports Auburn’s sideline police dogs and whatever actions they feel are necessary to protect the public from 180 pound cornerbacks.