BLOGTOBERFEST: ARRRRR--KANSAS EDITION
by Orson on Nov 27, 2007 5:10 PM EST
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House Rock Built, busy mourning Notre Dame's season in style, elucidates the difference between Ar-kan-saw and ARRRR--Kansas.
Sylvester Croom isn't afraid to cry. Especially because he'll punch you in the windpipe if you start laughing at him.
Andy Staples reports that Florida still has a piddling chance at a BCS bowl, but that hell would have to turn itself inside out to happen, basically.
Les Miles still thinks he is undefeated. And he is, in regulation at least. Thank the pertinent god of your choice that ties no longer exist in college football, or the BCS would be positively quadriplegic.
Oregon's going to the Blow-A-Goat.com bowl, according to Addicted to Quack. That sponsor still has more clout and dignity than the Poulan Weed Eater Bowl ever had.
Um, sorry. We meant the Sun Bowl. That's actually where Oregon could end up, facing USF. The other option from the Pac-10 are the Oregon State Beavers. Begin Bulls/Beavers suggestive headline competition now.
Drunken stupidity: Not just for the SEC anymore! A Washington fan ejected from the Apple Cup loss to Washington State beat a Sikh cabbie on Saturday, calling the man "an Iraqi terrorist." Given his attitudes, we'll also bet he fully supports Auburn's sideline police dogs and whatever actions they feel are necessary to protect the public from 180 pound cornerbacks.
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If Auburn didn’t have dogs on the sidelines, the Sikh cabbies win.
And, for what it’s worth, the dogs were the ones that called the chop block on Glen Dorsey, and they also called off the Auburn team against UGA, once AU proved it could get ahead of UGA on their own field.
by NewAZTiger on Nov 27, 2007 5:13 PM EST reply actions
with the Mike Leach to Fayetteville rumors floating around we might all be saying ARRRR–Kansas
by nixforsix on Nov 27, 2007 5:13 PM EST reply actions
Mike Leach should take the ARRRRR-kansas job and hire O as his DC.
ARRRRR on O
YAAWWWW on D
by NewAZTiger on Nov 27, 2007 5:16 PM EST reply actions
good stuff newaztiger.
i read that miles presser earlier today. best dose of unintentional comedy i’ve read in a while. we’d be undefeated IF…..
by gerry dorsey on Nov 27, 2007 5:27 PM EST reply actions
No match up can possibly elicit more sophomoric humor than when Oregon St. played UC Irvine in the College World Series. The Beaver/’Eaters game was a classic.
by Middle America on Nov 27, 2007 5:29 PM EST reply actions
Cocks vs Beavers is that matchup I’d like to see, although the cocks would probably be a bit disappointed in expecting some tight ends only to discover a lot of wide receivers.
by Quack Whore on Nov 27, 2007 5:34 PM EST reply actions
How about this…..IF they only played 57 minutes instead of 60, LSU would have 3 losses.
by The Last Dragon on Nov 27, 2007 5:45 PM EST reply actions
A guy beats up an Asian immigrant . . . in Seattle? That’s like going to London and complaining that everybody talks in snooty accents.
by Doug on Nov 27, 2007 5:51 PM EST reply actions
That dog looks forward to taintslapping his bitch after the game.
by NRBQ on Nov 27, 2007 6:02 PM EST reply actions
Can’t fault Sly for boo-hooing. When we SEC fans hear Buzz Baker’s voice, we start crying too.
by EZ on Nov 27, 2007 6:23 PM EST reply actions
If it’s all right for Rosey Grier to cry, it’s sure as hell all right for Croom.
by DC Trojan on Nov 27, 2007 6:38 PM EST reply actions
11: Because of Pat Dye and Syracuse. /bammer
by NewAZTiger on Nov 27, 2007 7:16 PM EST reply actions
That dog has no use for turbans. He believes the only appropriate headware is a white sheet.
by Harris on Nov 27, 2007 7:54 PM EST reply actions
South Carolina and Southern Cal.
USC/USC: Cocks vs. Trojans.
by Dr. O. Goldsmith on Nov 27, 2007 7:58 PM EST reply actions
Who the HELL is the Pac10 commissioner?
My God, that conference’s bowl tie-ins are a JOKE. Combine that with their atrocious TV deal and I have to wonder if there is a more incompetent commish in all of sports.
by Warthen on Nov 27, 2007 8:36 PM EST reply actions
Warthen @17
Pac10 doesn’t travel well, which is a bowl city requirement. Therefore they are tied into bowls that are western bound for the most part.
Here’s another nugget, ND doesn’t travel well either. The get boffo ratings on TV to make up for it, but they have a small alumni base and that is where the tickets are purchased. Subway alumni aren’t eligible for bowl tickets. Big 10 schools travel well for a couple reasons. Big alumni bases to draw from and people with cabin fever from harsh weather wanting to go elsewhere (usually south).
by Crabapple Buck on Nov 27, 2007 9:39 PM EST reply actions
Can’t agrue with that logic. If I were in So Cal or Tempe during December or January, a visit to Shreveport wouldn’t be very appealing.
by drogue on Nov 27, 2007 11:11 PM EST reply actions
Do you think Syracuse could send some more ties? Better still, who would buy them?
by Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ on Nov 28, 2007 2:24 AM EST reply actions
Bloodied Beavers Buried By Bulls…..(eeeeww)
by You Are Tebows' Lunch on Nov 28, 2007 8:49 AM EST reply actions
Bulls Bite Beavers…
(I’ve got that alliteration thing going on)
by You Are Tebows' Lunch on Nov 28, 2007 8:57 AM EST reply actions
It’s a shame that GIGGETY GIGGETY is not the coach at USCe. He could bring Dick with him, and you would have Nutt coaching the Cocks with Dick at QB, with a Smelley Cock backing a Dick up.
by yoyofutbawl on Nov 28, 2007 9:28 AM EST reply actions
Bulls Eager to Lick Beavers…
Right on!!!!
by You Are Tebows' Lunch on Nov 28, 2007 9:47 AM EST reply actions
Bulls Stuff Beavers…
(Batteries not included)
by You Are Tebows' Lunch on Nov 28, 2007 9:57 AM EST reply actions
East Carolina vs. Ore State in Atlanta bowl game
Pirates plunder young Beavers in Peach(fuzz) Bowl
by Out of Conference on Nov 28, 2007 11:56 AM EST reply actions
Threadsnatch
Someone should show the Croom vid to Tebow. In football, the only allowable diplay of emotion involving tears comes with winning the game.
by lilac-a-go-go on Nov 28, 2007 1:04 PM EST reply actions
I’m sad (and ashamed) to report that pretty much the entire state of Kansas calls it Arrrr-Kansas.
by Wahoowa on Nov 28, 2007 1:12 PM EST reply actions
That dog would have bit that cabbie too,
1. For not knowing English
2. For wearing a towel on his head when his hair is dry.
3. For having to have sex thru a hole in a sheet. WTF is that about?
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 28, 2007 4:53 PM EST reply actions
Beavers Pounded by Bulls; Get Cocks Next
(Yikes!)
by You Are Tebows' Lunch on Nov 28, 2007 4:58 PM EST reply actions
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