Comments on: PETE CARROLL’S ENCHANTED GRIDIRON GROTTO

By: SpookyJuice

SpookyJuice — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:23:05 +0000

That dog is very similar to “Dog….. the bounty hunter” (he is up shit creek for some crazy racial comments)

By: Reed

Reed — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:22:48 +0000

I was down on the field for the Iron Bowl and standing about eight feet away from that dog. It was jumpy from the moment they brought it onto the field. I grew concerned to the point that I nearly moved to another location. Someone should've given him some doggie downers or something.

By: Nick Black

Nick Black — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:39:05 +0000

LOL, we talk about the Godsey end run all the time. Listening to it on the Bulldog Feedco & Emagnificationeering Network was delicious….Larry Munson slowly dying and George ending it with the 3 finger salute.

sigh.

What is that sound high in the air
Murmur of maternal lamentation
Who are those hooded hordes swarming
Over endless plains, stumbling in cracked earth
Ringed by the flat horizon only
What is the city over the mountains
Cracks and reforms and bursts in the violet air
Falling towers
Jerusalem Athens Alexandria
Vienna London
The Flats
Unreal

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:57:09 +0000

Glad TCOAN is back…

….but making fun of short people, especially the ones with Napoleonic Complexes —>like Saban’s, is fair game.

By: Will Collier

Will Collier — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:09:37 +0000

#40: Awesome.

By: robert

robert — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:01:18 +0000

Oh and I’m hosting a special Gamecock season celebration party–cover band “Two in the Heart” will play selected Elliott Smith, Joy Division and Nick Drake songs. All are welcome to attend.

By: Beergut

Beergut — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:56:11 +0000

Nice save, TCOAN.

Rumors are that Fran let his offensive coordinator, Les Koenning, make all the play calls Friday; that’s why A&M’s offense looked so different from the rest of the season. Fran a micro-managing control freak who meddles in playcalling? Say it ain’t so!!!!

By: robert

robert — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:54:33 +0000

The fucking awesome hierarchy of EDSBS Live shows now goes:
1. Steele show
2. Verne show
3. “That Dog” show

EDSBS Live–the funniest thing that only 100 people listen to.

One more…That dog kind of agreed with Marge Schott. I’m done now.

By: The Conscience of a Nation

The Conscience of a Nation — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:35:21 +0000

Just to clarify– I’m not mocking men shorter than 5′7– there are lots of y’all out there who are smoking hot, and certainly worth forgoing heels for.

By: The Conscience of a Nation

The Conscience of a Nation — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:33:31 +0000

Damn. Nick Saban is shorter than I am. That’s just… odd.

By: Touchdown74

Touchdown74 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:33:28 +0000

#27

+cocktails to you sir! That made my day!

And speaking of Jared, I can give the old lady a “Pealmaster” without leaving the bedroom and still hold onto my $500!

By: Boston Frog

Boston Frog — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:26:03 +0000

Oh, and that dog really embarrassed himself in the “Borat” movie

By: Boston Frog

Boston Frog — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:24:32 +0000

My wife asked me during the Iron Bowl why there were police dogs at a football game. She then asked me why coaches were escorted from the field by state troopers. I told her to shut up and get me a beer.

(OK, I didn’t really say that. She’s nice enough to let me watch football 400 hours per week, and she never complains. She also hates diamonds. Stick that up your 24-karat choker, Jared.)

By: Laugh

Laugh — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:20:23 +0000

That dog heads up his community’s chapter of “Hounds for Gentrification.”

By: D'Jango

D'Jango — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:15:24 +0000

By the way, you forgot to mention that Oregon and UCLA had a combined 969 PUNT YARDS. Also, their combined number of 1st downs (22) was equal to their combined number of punts. How’s that for special teams play?

(That’s really the only thing I can take away from a game that horrendously ugly)