MIKE SHERMAN TO A&M

Mike Sherman always seemed like a decent enough coach in the pros. He was properly hippy in only the way a seconds-from-stroking-out, sleep-in-the-office pro coach should be, ran a ton of power formations, and got into a fight with Warren Sapp. (This last fact alone may be a good indicator of his worth as a human being.)
He is now the rebound date for Texas A&M, according to The Dallas Morning News, who reports that the former Packer head coach and current Houston Texans offensive coordinator will take the job in College Station in the wake of an EXCELSIOR! Dennis Franchione effort and his subsequent resignation on Friday.
Tommy Tuberville’s sudden disappearance from the campaign came down to ducats.
Tuberville has a $6 million buyout clause in his Auburn contract. A&M officials were not willing to pay that amount “just to talk to him,” the university source said. A&M would then have to pay even more to lure Tuberville to College Station.
The Aggies deciding to go the retread route is not shocking, especially when they’ve just bought out Franchione’s contract and have someone familiar who, even in the midst of what athletic director Bill Byrne called “a nationwide search,” just happened to be twirling a clipboard down the road in Houston. Be wary of confusing Sherman’s hiring with other NFL retread coaches, as well. He has the following upsides over the recent rash of middling to piddling NFL exiles finding solace in the breezy 70 hour work weeks of the college world:
1. Has college coaching experience at the school, so will respect the deep fabric of tradition at Texas A&M.
2. Not a bitter cyborg whiling away his time on earth until his robot masters come back from the future to rescue him. (Hello, Bill Callahan.)
3. Actually won quite a bit as a head coach and looked positively ept while doing so, unlike some mustachioed Pitt coaches.
4. Will likely not settle in at a stasis of 7-5 and rely on playbook consisting of 5 plays while going 0-fer life against major rival. (Hello, Chan Gailey.)
Dennis Franchione, having broken up with A&M on Friday, thinks this is positively trampy of the Aggies. He told as much in his newsletter, which we only pay 12 bucks a month now to read. He had a really nice Cobb Salad yesterday, by the way. Gotta get trim for the job hunt!
(HT: David W.)












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Mike Sherman?!?! Mike Sherman?!?! Is this a fucking joke? Could A&M be any more pathetic? Seriously, is it possible?
Comment by stapler — November 27, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
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Buck Fama !!!!!!!!
Comment by Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ — November 27, 2007 @ 7:02 am
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Tubbs DID lead Auburn to an undefeated year one season, no? I’d say that kicks the ass of anything Bama has done since Stallings was there.
Comment by notthequarterback — November 26, 2007 @ 9:47 pm
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Sweet, sweet kool-aid. Keep drinking deep, delusionals.
Although a lot less sweet than it was four losses and $4 million ago, isn’t it?
Comment by Will Collier — November 26, 2007 @ 9:05 pm
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Lets see…. Auburn has had the same coach for the last decade just about, we have had probation and 25 less scholarships, our ADMIN has screwed up coaching search after coaching search, finally get a good coach to clean up 10 yrs worth of Bullshit, and Auburn still, still only has 1 SEC title, and is still mediocre and no National Championships….Auburn can beat Florida,who won a National Championship, but cant win a National Championship….so who’s fault is that?? Its undisputed that Auburn has talent….has had better talent ,hands down, than Alabama at least the last 4 yrs, but cant win a SEC Title? 1? 1 more than Alabama??Reeally?? 6 in a row? Sure. How about 0 fer in the National Championship Landscape…hell Urban Meyer waltzed in , and boom, his second year in, SEC and Undisputed Champs….but yet Tuberville is rumored to be the better Coach? I am sure there are Auburn fans that will trade 3 Alabama wins for a National Championship…You’d better do it next year Barners, dont miss another chance….
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 26, 2007 @ 5:50 pm
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Said it on here plenty of times before. I think Tubby is a good coach, not great. And I don’t want him to leave because I want to see that asshole walking off the field at both JHS and BDS after a loss to Bama. Or maybe just BDS, as I’ve already seen it happen at JHS.
Insert Tuberville West or some stupid shit here.
Comment by Tater Salad — November 26, 2007 @ 5:11 pm
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Saban is going to get run out of town before he ever wins an Iron Bowl.
Comment by stapler — November 26, 2007 @ 3:15 pm
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#19
Actually, Tub’s winning record vrs Saban@LSU is a bit misleading. Since Saban’s 1st year at LSU in 2000, the home team has won that rivalry. Saban left between the years when his home win was coming up. True to form, the home win trend has continued even w/ Miles and until LSU plays @ Auburn next year, the Big Hat guy is 2-1 vrs the Big Ears guy.
Still, I ecpect Tubby to win at least one (maybe 2) more before Saban is in a position to compete for an Iron Bowl win.
Comment by Lilac-a-go-go — November 26, 2007 @ 1:32 pm