Every series ends. Sometimes they involve 3.5 million dollar payouts.

Frank Broyles: Houston Dale, we need to talk.

Houston Dale Nutt: GIGGITY! WHOO-WHEE GIGGITY!!! TARBLANG FANGDAMUS!!!! PIG PIG PIG!!!!

Frank Broyles: You’re getting fired, Houston. Do you understand that?

Houston Dale Nutt: FAHHARRD UP! YESSSS AH AAHHHHHM WOOOO GALLLGIGGITY I AM!!!

FB: No, just the regular kind of fired.

Houston Dale Nutt: GOTSTA CLEEAN OUT MAH HOGPIT?

FB: If by that, you mean your office…well, yes.

HDN: NO, AH MEAN MAH HOGPIT UNDAH THA STADYUM, WHERE I FIGHT PIGS FOR MUN-AAAHHHYYY AND FILM IT FOR THE ENJOH-MUNT AH THE PEOPLE WOOOOO PIG PIG PIG!!!!

FB: You fight pigs for money?

HDN: FLABBERTY-JABBITY, I FIGHT ‘EM FO LOVE, OL’ FRANKIE-TANKIE! THE MONEY MEANS NOTHIN’ TO ME, SINCE THE OOOOOOOOOO-SQUEALIE OF THE FIGHT IS ALL AH NEED!!! VIDEO EVIDENCE WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT GOT OUT, TREE-GUNDAMUS BANGFLINDAMUS WOOO!!!

FB: Perhaps a settlement is in order here. To keep things…amicable.

HDN: HAHHHAAAA BOSNAPPETTY STRAPPETTY BUTTSNIFF!!! AH CAN’T WAIT FUH MAH PAYOUT! IN EUROS PLEASE–GAY MONEY’S WORTH MORE NOW, BUT AHM TAKIN’ IT BECAUSE I’M WILY LIKE A PIG, JIB-GRABBETY JUPITER-TOOPITER! I’D WEAR HOT PANTS MADE OF EUROS IF YAH MADE UP FLATTAH MAH PANTS HAWG!

(Translation: Nutt’s fired with a $3.5 million “settlement.” )

(Additional translation: Nutt may be headed to Georgia Tech with much haste, per Rivals rumors.)