GIGGITY! PINK SLIPPITTY-GIGGITY!

by Orson on Nov 26, 2007 3:13 PM EST

Every series ends. Sometimes they involve 3.5 million dollar payouts.

Frank Broyles: Houston Dale, we need to talk.

Houston Dale Nutt: GIGGITY! WHOO-WHEE GIGGITY!!! TARBLANG FANGDAMUS!!!! PIG PIG PIG!!!!

Frank Broyles: You're getting fired, Houston. Do you understand that?

Houston Dale Nutt: FAHHARRD UP! YESSSS AH AAHHHHHM WOOOO GALLLGIGGITY I AM!!!

FB: No, just the regular kind of fired.

Houston Dale Nutt: GOTSTA CLEEAN OUT MAH HOGPIT?

FB: If by that, you mean your office...well, yes.

HDN: NO, AH MEAN MAH HOGPIT UNDAH THA STADYUM, WHERE I FIGHT PIGS FOR MUN-AAAHHHYYY AND FILM IT FOR THE ENJOH-MUNT AH THE PEOPLE WOOOOO PIG PIG PIG!!!!

FB: You fight pigs for money?

HDN: FLABBERTY-JABBITY, I FIGHT 'EM FO LOVE, OL' FRANKIE-TANKIE! THE MONEY MEANS NOTHIN' TO ME, SINCE THE OOOOOOOOOO-SQUEALIE OF THE FIGHT IS ALL AH NEED!!! VIDEO EVIDENCE WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT GOT OUT, TREE-GUNDAMUS BANGFLINDAMUS WOOO!!!

FB: Perhaps a settlement is in order here. To keep things...amicable.

HDN: HAHHHAAAA BOSNAPPETTY STRAPPETTY BUTTSNIFF!!! AH CAN'T WAIT FUH MAH PAYOUT! IN EUROS PLEASE--GAY MONEY'S WORTH MORE NOW, BUT AHM TAKIN' IT BECAUSE I'M WILY LIKE A PIG, JIB-GRABBETY JUPITER-TOOPITER! I'D WEAR HOT PANTS MADE OF EUROS IF YAH MADE UP FLATTAH MAH PANTS HAWG!

(Translation: Nutt's fired with a $3.5 million "settlement." )

(Additional translation: Nutt may be headed to Georgia Tech with much haste, per Rivals rumors.)

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The Sheriff is Near.

by kt on Nov 26, 2007 3:17 PM EST reply actions

Dammit, the SEC is losing too much of its crazy for my liking.

by Petie on Nov 26, 2007 3:20 PM EST reply actions

He got that axe!

by Land of Os(borne) on Nov 26, 2007 3:20 PM EST reply actions

Gay money is priceless.

by Scalz1 on Nov 26, 2007 3:20 PM EST reply actions

Does this mean Nutt wil become a Yellow Jackety?

by Xaryn on Nov 26, 2007 3:21 PM EST reply actions

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LELUJAH
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LELUJAH

HALELUJAH
HALELUJAH

THE DORK

GONE!

by idiotghos on Nov 26, 2007 3:22 PM EST reply actions

Gabby Johnson is right.

by drogue on Nov 26, 2007 3:24 PM EST reply actions

Nutt to Ole Miss

O to Arkansas

Les Miles to Michigan

Saban to LSU

Tyrone the Crackhead to Bama

That will restore the insanity in the SEC.

by NewAZTiger on Nov 26, 2007 3:27 PM EST reply actions

I hear Nebraska is looking for a coach?

by UgasTexan on Nov 26, 2007 3:27 PM EST reply actions

Put him and Orgeron on the same staff somewhere and I will be a proud donor to that school by tomorrow.

by howboutdemgators on Nov 26, 2007 3:27 PM EST reply actions

No! We do not joke about things like this!!!

by Techie on Nov 26, 2007 3:27 PM EST reply actions

Nutt and Orgeron on the same staff???

Hrm…

I think GaTech is where they should go.

by NewAZTiger on Nov 26, 2007 3:29 PM EST reply actions

The Nutt to Tech rumors are all over the Rivals system.

O, you created that story very quickly, almost as if you wrote it at some point in the last 6 months and were holding on to it for sake keeping.

by Coop on Nov 26, 2007 3:31 PM EST reply actions

Great time to ask your coach to resign (aka Fire him). With all the other coaching vacancies, don’t think you’re on anyone’s short list.

by Roaminggator on Nov 26, 2007 3:32 PM EST reply actions

#8,

Tyrone doesn’t take that job for under $5 mil.

by howboutdemgators on Nov 26, 2007 3:34 PM EST reply actions

Just don’t let Frank be involved with the new hire.

by drogue on Nov 26, 2007 3:36 PM EST reply actions

Oh sweet Jesus, let Nutt take the Tech job and keep Edsall in Connecticut. Please, please, please.

(Not that Edsall would get or take the Tech job, but I don’t like seeing rumors)

by Edsall is God on Nov 26, 2007 3:42 PM EST reply actions

I don’t really want that dude – hes like an SEC chan gailey…not bad, not great, squanders once in a lifetime talent.

by Brian on Nov 26, 2007 3:42 PM EST reply actions

Amen. However, the SEC does need a resdient wacko, and, hmmmm, how about Cap’n ARRRRRR at Arkysaw from TT?

by yoyofutbawl on Nov 26, 2007 3:42 PM EST reply actions

hammers are falling like cats and dogs.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 26, 2007 3:43 PM EST reply actions

Why doesn’t anybody else dream about the potential of Cap’n Leach running aground at Baton Rouge? LSU talent + Pirate offense = hide the women and children

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 26, 2007 3:46 PM EST reply actions

Remember, Broyles was a big man at Ga Tech before his term at Arkansas. He still has old, old, (possibly on a ventilator) ties to Tech, and may have helped Nutt land the job as a parachute, to go along with his settlement.

I’m curious as to how much they’ll shell out for his successor. The going rate for a SEC head-hunting top notch coach is a minimum of 3 million. Let’s see what they shake loose.

by Will on Nov 26, 2007 3:50 PM EST reply actions

Mike Leach to ARRRRRRRkansas is not neccesarily an impossibility

by Jerkwheat on Nov 26, 2007 3:53 PM EST reply actions

arkansas: weasel free since aught eight!!! hallelujah

by porksnort on Nov 26, 2007 3:56 PM EST reply actions

Boss Hawg, please stay away from Oxford.

by Port City Gangsta on Nov 26, 2007 4:07 PM EST reply actions

How’s the big dollar deal working out for Bama?

by drogue on Nov 26, 2007 4:08 PM EST reply actions

has there been a year w/ firings/resignations like this in recent history?

crap

Mich
Nebraska
Baylor
Texas A&M
Ole Miss
Arkanasas
Ga. Tech
Duke
Southern Miss (most retarded fire of the year)
SMU
Colorado State
Northern Illinois

wow.

not to speak of the ones who haven’t gotten canned yet or will leave openings.

by cjjags on Nov 26, 2007 4:13 PM EST reply actions

I predict, if Nutt goes to Tech, Orson becomes a regular on The Flats.

Also – the female news reporters here are much hotter than the ones in Fort Smith, so there’s that.

by Eric on Nov 26, 2007 4:13 PM EST reply actions

Nutt is not allowed into the State of Georgia, much less Atlanta city limits.

by Techie on Nov 26, 2007 4:15 PM EST reply actions

has there been a year w/ firings/resignations like this in recent history?

crap

Mich
Nebraska
Baylor
Texas A&M
Ole Miss
Arkanasas
Ga. Tech
Duke
Southern Miss (most retarded fire of the year)
SMU
Colorado State
Northern Illinois

wow.

and don’t forget the ones who haven’t gotten canned yet or will leave openings based on new jobs.

by cjjags on Nov 26, 2007 4:15 PM EST reply actions

Nutt just denied this rumor…

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/saddles/sounds/gibbersh.wav

by kt on Nov 26, 2007 4:18 PM EST reply actions

Memo to SEC ADs:

You never. Fire. Crazy.

by Biggus Rickus on Nov 26, 2007 4:20 PM EST reply actions

OK, Nutt to Georgia Tech does worry me a little (even though Richt is 4-0 against him). Any coach with his kind of “doing more with less” reputation would fit Tech’s current situation to a T.

Nevertheless, I have a hard time picturing him in Techland — his particular brand of crazy wouldn’t seem to be an especially good fit at a place that’s obsessed with telling you how stringent their players’ academic requirements are. But I bet he’d be a blast to hang out with at the Pink Pony.

by Doug on Nov 26, 2007 4:23 PM EST reply actions

Where’s the PAC 10 in this chorus?

UCLA?
CAL?

Do ASU and Oregon’s coaches leave for better posts?

by Allaha on Nov 26, 2007 4:26 PM EST reply actions

Nutt is going to Ole Miss unless Tech counters with more money.

by AUAlum on Nov 26, 2007 4:38 PM EST reply actions

What idiot in their right mind would want to coach in Oxfart? They are the new MSU.

by yoyofutbawl on Nov 26, 2007 4:50 PM EST reply actions

Pac-10 will get in on the fun late as usual, if they do at all. Doba will probably get the axe at Wazzu, Willingham might get the axe at UW after losing the Apple Cup, and Dorrell will be given a 20-year extension to piss off Bruins fans.

Carroll will stay, Stoopid will stay, Bellotti will stay, Riley will stay, Harbaugh will stay unless Michigan pays him Saban money, and Dennis Erickson will probably leave to lead a military coup in Burkina Faso.

by Innocent Bystander on Nov 26, 2007 4:51 PM EST reply actions

You know your fiscal policy is on shaky grounds when Nutt insists on getting his pay-off in Euros — not least because he was this close to taking it in the form of magic beans.

by DC Trojan on Nov 26, 2007 4:54 PM EST reply actions

@37

Must be the time difference?

by UgasTexan on Nov 26, 2007 4:56 PM EST reply actions

Dennis Erickson will probably leave to lead a military coup in Burkina Faso.

He’s still pissed about the name change from Upper Volta – that set him back a couple of mil in suddenly worthless government bonds that he won in a poker game at a UNITA camp in Huambo.

by DC Trojan on Nov 26, 2007 4:58 PM EST reply actions

@DC

Nutt got burned when he went long the Afgan Poppy crop in 02…Hence his reluctance toward the magical beans. However, I hear his bowl bonus is coming in Vietnamese Dongs.

by lance harbor on Nov 26, 2007 5:07 PM EST reply actions

I just imagined the Mike Leach offense coupled with Jon Tenuta’s defense.

The guy in the cubicle next to me came over to make sure I was okay I was laughing so hard.

by GTSteve on Nov 26, 2007 5:14 PM EST reply actions

LMAO at Nutt to GT. Only if you’re only aim was to get the exact opposite of Chan Gailey in every way would you do that. I’ll start the bring Chan back website if that happens.

by George P. Burdell on Nov 26, 2007 5:15 PM EST reply actions