DACOACHO FARE-WEH SPEECH

“OrsahhSwinnah wonnhavamea kickkarann nahmorr”
—daCoachO

he’s been coaching for 70 years?

Then, The Orgeron climbed into his Hummer and rode off into the sunset…

Coacho sagonna seeifol brentshaffah wanna playyadadline at dau or dafsu wharecoachosagonnahanga da hattanext.

Lemsday!

Orson: I know you hate golf, but you must read this short piece about Boo Weekley. He is like Coach O and Houston Nutt combined. If my description doesn’t convince you, how about this: it contains orangutan fighting. http://www.golfdigest.com/magazine/2007/12/myshot_weekley

coachO dun bin lego frumda rebhas ana pohol Husta Nuh atta wuktu. Issa gunta bea ruff tima foda coachO buhhe geby anna lanona hefeets likawehs.

Even for a Rebel fan it’s sad to see him go. Firing Coach O was like George shooting Lenny in Of Mice and Men – heartbreaking, but it’s the only right thing to do.

AHMMA GONNA TEN DEM RABBITS (bang!)

Still the greatest blog of all time. Seriously.

My favorite thing about Coach O speak is that it’s absolutely impossible to read it without verbally sounding it out. The looks my roommates give me as I whisper the words to myself are priceless in and of themselves.

Damn I’m gonna miss both Coach O and Coach Nutt. Two of the most entertaining personalities in the whole NCAA. I would NEVER want Franchione or Jackie Sherrell back, but these two yokels would be welcome at any school save Auburn.

Get that cold fish Urban Meyer out of here if you have to, but give my boys Coach O and Houston another chance!

Sullivan013

Goodbye, Coach O
While I never knew you at all
You were the only fun thing
About Ole Miss football
You stood before your players
And you ripped your shirt in two
They took the field and choked
A two-score lead to MSU

And it seems to me you coached your team
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to turn to
When fourth down set in
I would’ve liked to have known you
When you were at USC
This song is just a joke, of course,
Please don’t come kill me

And yawyawyawyawyawYAWWWWyaw
But I was just a kid
Your talent blew up long before
Brent Scaheffer’s ever did.

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Boo be the man. go to www.wfnz.com & click on primetime w/ the packman, then hit audio feeds, you’ll die laughing (be forewarned, Boo be a bammer fan).

I miss dacoachO sooooo much.