Everyday Should Be Saturday

November 25, 2007

EDSBS LIVE! RETURN OF THE KING EDITION

We’ve getting close to the chillbumps portion of the season: big final battle scenes, moving speeches, tons of CGI monsters and decapitations. Join us tonight on EDSBS Live! (7 p.m. to 9 p.m., EST) to memorialize our fallen heroes, take stock of what remains, and push forward to glory, victory, and possibly both.

Oh, and Florida State sucks, sucks, sucks. SUCKS. Sucks. Geno Hayes, you broke Tebow’s heart, all right…VITH YOUUURRR SAAAAHD UND PATHETIC PLAY AND ZE SAAHHHHD UND PATHETIC PLAAHHHY OF YOUUUR COMRADEZZZ HAHAHAHHHHAAAAAA!!!! [/Austrian voice of gloating, horridly biased Governator triumphspeak.]

No, but seriously: you suck forever. There’s film and everything. (Watch the video around the kids, as there’s very loud profanities sung over it.)

Talk to you tonight.



Filed under: Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, media whoring  by Orson Swindle

GIVIN’ HIM THE BUSINESS

That’s ACC Ref Ron Cherry with the call of the year, giving the verbal description of a personal foul committed by a Maryland lineman as “givin’ him the business.” We’re pretty sure this is an ode to a famous call made during a New York Jets game in the seventies, so Ron’s actually getting kind of meta-meta with his calls here. Good to see a classicist working in the ranks of the officiating–we always suspected referees of being the literary types on the field.

HT: William.



Filed under: Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football  by Orson Swindle

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