NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Orson on Nov 24, 2007 12:20 PM EST
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The Orgeron is out at Ole Miss, according to Joe Schad of ESPN, who's practically an honorary coroner today after announcing both Callahan's termination and now Orgeron.
We're heartbroken. The Orgeron Era can't die. He just...he just can't. He's big, tough, and aggressive, just like a Hummer! He's gettin' pelts on da rakrootin' trail! He gotta da Jevan Snead a-comin intah da Oxfahd fo-a throwing da heapah touchdowns in 2008!
In all seriousness, this is sad as hell. We're left looking through the scrapbook now, watching the photos bubble up under our tears.
Just one more time, for old times sake. Play it Jo-Jo. YOU PLAYED IT FOR HIM, NOW PLAY IT FOR US. (Slams fist down drunkenly, tears gleaming in our eyes.) Play it again, Jo-Jo.
We imagine Robert Khayat did this over the phone, since you'd have to engrave the Orgeron's name on magical shackles a la Hellboy to restrain him before telling him he couldn't come back to work in person. They'd have to call in Rasputin for the whole thing.
This leaves the pesky question of who will take the Ole Miss job. Exquisitely timed as always, Ole Miss has fired a coach just in time to compete against Texas A&M, Michigan, Nebraska, and god knows what other larger, more monied programs will fire their coaches in the next ten minutes--not to mention the vacancies gaping after the guys who fill those positions leave their current positions.
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I sometimes wonder if Houston Nutt has some deal with the devil, that as long as Fulmer is at TN, he will be at Arkansas, and the dean of SEC-W coaches, with the second longest employment term of anyone in the league.
That said, maybe he’ll go to Ole Piss, but for now…oh yo yo yo yo…unemployahmen!
by Will on Nov 24, 2007 12:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Say it aint so, Jo Jo!!! Say it aint so….
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 24, 2007 12:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Of course, in the delusional Rebel universe, they’ve already got Leach, Nutt, and Franchione lined up.
by fresh on Nov 24, 2007 12:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’ll help pack Houston’s U-Haul, if they want him.
by Will on Nov 24, 2007 12:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s safe to say it . . . The Orgeron got “Croomed.”
by Justin C. Cliburn on Nov 24, 2007 12:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
So the big O has to go looking for a new gig, but seriously is there any way you wouldn’t want that guy coaching your teams defensive line?
Hell, I’d take him in a heartbeat.
by Lars on Nov 24, 2007 12:36 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Could Mike Leach and the Orgeron inhabit the same sideline? Please make the call, Mike. Our defense is in serious need of badassness.
by Raider Red on Nov 24, 2007 12:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
C’mon, you’re OLE FREAKIN’ MISS!!! You’re never gonna be relevant! At least keep the rest of us entertained with your Cajun Ogre Coach!
by PW on Nov 24, 2007 12:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I recall when the Orge got hired, some of the luxury SUVs that sported Reb stickers started also sporting “O the Coach” stickers.
by The Modern Gal on Nov 24, 2007 12:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Aw, horseshit. Coach O needs to stay employed, as a public safety measure. Who knows what he would do while unemployed, if only for a day. If you are in a 100 mile radius of Oxford, keep your doors locked and guns cocked.
by Disgruntled Goat on Nov 24, 2007 12:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
So this is how everyone else felt when we fired Shula…
by BamaCPA on Nov 24, 2007 12:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
BamaCPA @ 11
Yeah, including the “you’re never gonna be relevant!” thing I said at #8.
You should’ve kept Joe Kines. Almost as entertaining as The Orgeron, about 1/3 the price as Saban.
by PW on Nov 24, 2007 1:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
First Chuck Amato
Now this?
Shit, what am I gonna be for Halloween next year!
by Ryno on Nov 24, 2007 1:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Predictions Dept:
UF 38 – FSU 28
- Tebow uses patented full-body Ogre playfake move and throws a late TD to Caldwell to pull away in what was a 3-pt game.
- Charlie Strong hired by mid-level BCS conference team (maybe Syracuse?) before bowl games
- UF’s next defensive coordinator, The Orgeron, quoted as saying “ItgoodtabeinnadaSwawmp. DaCoachOlaktarassledemgaytas! Can’twaittarecrootdemboyzfromPahokee!!”
by PW on Nov 24, 2007 1:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hell, he can come be the D-line coach at the Capstone anytime he wants. And I imagine that Fraud is looking actively for any form of employment in D1 after the A&M debacle.
Hell, speaking of former Bama fuckups, I imagine Mike Price would take the Ole Siss job.
by Steve on Nov 24, 2007 1:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
So where does Coach O go next?
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Nov 24, 2007 1:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Whats funny is that they fired Cutcliffe to hire Coach O…now they gotta fire Coach O
Hell at the end of the season, the SEC West could possibly have only 2 coaches left…..Nick Saban and Sly Croom….I’ll take my chances for this next year….this looks like one big Ponzi scheme…
Les to Michigan, Tubbs to A&M is in concrete now that Fran quit, Coach O got fired, hell there are bodies everywhere and Sly Croom will be the last one standing that can say that no one left has beat him since he beat Saban, Houston Nutt may be gone, not sure, but hell, bring on the fresh meat…..also the talent pool in the West will be shallower for some….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 1:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Come back home, Coach O. The doors to USC will always be open to you.
by The Humanitarian on Nov 24, 2007 1:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I have heard that Mike Price is a real possibility at Ole Piss. We’ll see.
by NogginsJefers on Nov 24, 2007 1:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
thatt forth dowen kall wuz stoopd, wii nead a koache wifh smartts.
by Jerrell Powe on Nov 24, 2007 1:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
(Loud wailing)
This is an absolute outrage. Someone, somewhere has to have a jov this treasure. Perhaps he might consider a career in broadcasting.
Someone, pretty please.
by marcillac on Nov 24, 2007 1:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Watching the game with Ole Miss parents and an Ole Miss brother, the consensus was the 4th down call last night was the “fucking worst fucking call (they’ve) ever seen in their whole goddamned life of watching Ole Miss football”. A few hours of cooling down later, they felt Special Ed still needed to be coach next season. The Rebbas are snakebit.
by Allahver Fist on Nov 24, 2007 1:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to tell HBO to book him for an all-access Reality Show while he looks for a job. Hopefully we get to see into the mind of the savant.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 24, 2007 1:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This is the scenario I picture:
“Coach O, your probaly wondering why the National Guard is here…….uhhh this wasnt my idea, this was the President of the Ole Miss.Univers….i…ty..”…(and with that he hauls ass down the hallway in a full sprint as Coach O then starts to shake violently then his skin turns a bright green, along with his eyes and hair, his pants turn to purple shredded jeans, his shirt burst at the seams as a loud roar escapes his lungs, he jumps thru the wall, grabs the nearest Natl Guard tank, and grabs the turret and slings the tank 2 full miles…….film at 11….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 1:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hell if Mike Price gets hired anywhere, Lap Dances automatically double in price…..no pun intended…….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 1:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Once Mike Price lands somewhere in the NCAA, I want the nextt-shirt slogan trademarked:
“Double your frequent “Stripper to Hotel mini bar” miles on the University of __________ credit card when you roll wid’ Coach Price."
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 1:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think Ole Miss would come after Strong. I mean, if you were a minority recruit in that state (which constitutes a healthy majority) and you have your choice of Sly or going to a school that still is waiting for a thrilling comeback at Appomattox, it isn’t that hard, is it?
by GoneGator on Nov 24, 2007 2:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Coach O—-
He was built like Shrek, talked like the Cookie Monster,
and was feared to make a comeback in MMA with his famed “COACH O SMAAAAASH!” move….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 2:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I would like to dedicate a song to Les Miles, Houston Nutt, and Coach O……“Lets Go Crazy”—by TAFKAP
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 2:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
He’s the perfect fit for Michigan. Get Bill Martin on the phone NOW.
by CN on Nov 24, 2007 2:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Kentucky,
Thanks for playing like ass and making Tennessee look like the NE Patriots.
You suck & enjoy the Music City Bowl,
Georgia
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 2:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Kentucky SCORES!!! Sarah, hang in there.
by Sundawg on Nov 24, 2007 2:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
#32, I guess that’s why the majority of the top 20 recruits in Mississippi are either committed or leaning toward Ole Miss (or at least were – who knows at this point).
The ragin’ cajun should have been given one more year to bring in a 4th class. The fact that he has only won 3 SEC games in 3 years and was able to out-recruit the first African American head coach in the SEC speaks volumes.
If I’m a D-I head coach with a good budget, I’m on the phone begging O to be my recruiting coordinator and D-Line coach.
by Makersmarkreb on Nov 24, 2007 2:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
- Look at the bright side; it keeps you from getting Maoed in the SECCG, and locks up a BCS appearance for you, presuming you take care of business against the Fighting Gaileys.
by Will on Nov 24, 2007 2:38 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Nick Saban would like to have a word with Coach O….
He would like Coach O to make Alabama’s defense make catastrophes of other teams offenses, and to use his skills as a motivator and be Nick Sabans personal enforcer of “character issues” and company policy….the more physical the better…
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 2:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Wildcats…need a score here…PLEASE!
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 3:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
goddammit….Kentucky is not helpful at ALL….And I am getting a bit nervous about the Ramblin’ Wreck….
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 3:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m hangin’ in but I’m supposed to go drive to pick up a friend and go watch the game (Tech v. UGA) and the TN/KY game has driven me to drink … a lot. Time for a change of plans.
Kentucky needs to get serious. This is bullshit.
by Sarah on Nov 24, 2007 3:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
OH NOES!
The Coach O ad has been pulled from YouTube. Thanks to the Google – you can still see it (with the right codecs installed) here:
by AZDuck on Nov 24, 2007 3:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
sarah, you know Rich Brooks thinks this is bullshit….
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 3:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Touchdown? Tennessee? Ok that’s it. I’m not gonna be able to drive … bitches better come to me. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
by Sarah on Nov 24, 2007 3:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Sarah, there’s a perfectly good round of golf going on over at ABC right now.
by Charles on Nov 24, 2007 3:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I am switching to Ga-Ga Tech….can’t take Tenn-KEntucky again…it is like the GA-Tenn all over again…hopefully that bad karma won’t spread over to Atl.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 3:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
What is this golf you speak of? I feel like I’ve heard of it, but I’ve blocked it out.
Tennessee can suck my left tit. So. Much. Hate.
by Sarah on Nov 24, 2007 3:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
@50
Really? Your left one? I think either one will do…
To hell with Tech!!!!!!!
by Charles on Nov 24, 2007 3:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
shit….tech looks pissed off already and sacked Stafford.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 3:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Aw, Sonny’s so cute. At the Black Out Auburn game he got on the stand with the cheer call guy in front of the student section and was dancing (to Soulja Boy I think, could be wrong – was not sober) and calling cheers … almost makes me forget how conservative he is. GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sarah on Nov 24, 2007 3:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ESPN is playing Notre Dame vs. Stanford.
And since ABC has UGA/GA Tech (I’m in Atlanta), I have no game on ESPN2.
What the fuck, DirecTV?
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 3:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Indeed, Col. Reb is crying….nononononoonnononnonononoo
by Sabanite on Nov 24, 2007 3:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I forget how dinky Bobby Dodd stadium is and Paul Maguire is already on my nerves with all his love for the Tech defense…
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 3:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Re 55
I mean, shouldn’t I get UConn/WVa or Oregon/UCLA on ESPN2 with this regional merry-go-round from ABC and the WWL?
Stupid.
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 3:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Damn it!!!! There’s like 5 games I wanna watch and two weeks from now there will be zero.
by marcillac on Nov 24, 2007 3:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Would someone please kindly inform the ESPN overlords that most of us in California don’t give a shit about the Power Towels taking on Pat Hill’s Mustache Riders in Fresno and would rather see UGA-Tech on ESPN2?
Thanks.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 24, 2007 3:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rival…I feel your pain (I am in the NW) and I had to pony up 21 bucks today so I didn’t get some shitty games or no games.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 3:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Maguire makes Ga/Tech almost unwachable. Ugh!
Also, how can you not be fascinated with ND/Stanford? There’s other good games on but on its own merits the inaptitude fest should be fun.
by marcillac on Nov 24, 2007 3:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Whose idea was it to put ND/Stanford on ESPN?
’Cause they really should be fired.
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 3:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think Tech hs figured out Knowshon Moreno…so come on, Dawgs…mix it up….and thank you! thomas brown for 32 yards!
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 4:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone else hearing some sort of tech-support session through the NowLive feed thing? It’s only marginally less entertaining than ND-Stanford.
by jakldawg on Nov 24, 2007 4:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
- - the smug front alone between Jabba the Weis and Jim Harbaugh is enough to suffocate a city.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 24, 2007 4:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
#65—yeah, I heard it…it was freaking me out and dammit Stafford looks shitty…this game is kind of crappy.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 4:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Always an audience for ND, including many haters. Really, their sucktitude is fun to watch but there are better games on.
Speaking of sucktitude, the wife is watching UNC/Duke in the other room (on the wide screen, natch) and I think I heard them screaming in agony a few minutes ago. Maybe Duke scored. Man, if UNC wins by less than 3 TDs – ND sets the standard.
by marcillac on Nov 24, 2007 4:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Touchdown Vawls! Jeff Cottam, from my alma mater. GTOWN.
by Valtrex on Nov 24, 2007 4:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rashard Choice just fucking walked into the endzone…and I want to sedate Maguire
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 4:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Grrrrrrrr….
If Taylor “Tinkie Winkie” Bennett beats Georgia, I may not wake up tomorrow.
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 4:58 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Kentucky is3 points from tying Tenn…come on ’CATS!!!!!
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 5:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Why is Andy Bailey kicking PATs for the Dawgs?
Off the post. Can’t believe it.
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 5:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Coutu pulled a hammy, again. Thank God he did it late this season; killed us last year.
On tech’s last td, can someone tell me how the DB couldn’t close the sideline and push the guy out of bounds? Maybe because he had a jacket HOLDING the hell out of him? Just askin’?
The refs made up for it on the pass interference call. I’ll sit down now.
by Sundawg on Nov 24, 2007 5:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
kentucky is fucking with my head in a big way….
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 5:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
ok Dogs, KY is trying to put in the SEC Champ game……you need to put GT away this second half, if I was Evil Richt,, I would put it on the screen during halftime and hope KY does it to motivate the Dogs..
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 5:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think I am having a heartattack…Tenn-KY in 2nd overtime
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 5:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Come on you fucking cardiac cats, Phil Fulmer needs to lose his job!
by Lars on Nov 24, 2007 5:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I cannot believe this game…I am losing my mind.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 5:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rich Brooks thinks heart attacks are bullshit.
So is his kicking team on that try.
Nice face mask to stop the return though.
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 5:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, I’m a dyed in the wool Florida fan, but right now I couldn’t be more pissed, I’m having to rely on my dad doing play by play for me on his cell phone because CBS is afraid to take the Florida game away from us…
Gah!
by Lars on Nov 24, 2007 5:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn missed two point conversion and why in the hell is there all that smoke on the field? Is there a fire?
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 5:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
KY is doomed not to break the streak with that fuckin blocked field goal…..
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 5:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
#84
That smoke is from the friction of Fullmer’s ass-cheeks rubbing together
Not that he is uptight, or anything…
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 24, 2007 5:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Every time I switch back to the GA-Ga tech game, there is a flag/penalty…sloppy!
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 6:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Those of is in Florida have UF/FSU on CBS. If Florida State continues to decide not to play any sort of pass defense, this is going to be a long game.
by Brandon Lang on Nov 24, 2007 6:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
GT will have shitty luck so that the CG Equilibrium will be in effect.
by All Powerful Universe Forces on Nov 24, 2007 6:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It looks like Andy Bailey doesn’t practice kicking all that often.
by Hennigan on Nov 24, 2007 6:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you very much, Kentucky.
At least the Dawgs are up by 9 now.
I hope a pissed off LSU squad lays the wood to UT.
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 6:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Next Saturday on CBS: The least compelling SEC Championship Game ever!
by John on Nov 24, 2007 6:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMN RICH BROOKS —THAT IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 6:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
fucking tennessee sucks ass! they wasted an hour of a game i actually wanted to see by teasing me into thinking they might lose. fucking bitches.
by tempebamafan on Nov 24, 2007 6:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I am so fucking exhausted from the GODDAMN tenn-ky game that I have got to stop drinking for a little so I can make it for the evening shift….I fucking hate Phil Fulmer and Rocky Top and Orange and Ainge and fucking overtime and Phil Fulmer and fucking Smokey and fucking tennessee…thanks for a boring ass SEC championship
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 6:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Well if Coach Brooks was gonna break the streak, if was gonna be this year…..too bad, all they had to do was make a fuckin field goal and damn special teams screws up the streak…..Woodson, ya should have run it up the middle on the 2 pt conversion instead of running into 3 TN defenders….Im guessing the over was made on this game…..The last 2 SEC games have collective totals of 200 points of offense….The SEC is the new WAC….My predictions Tenn will win its bowl game, GA will win its bowl game , and Florida will win its bowl game. LSU should win theirs..dont know if Miss St will go, any other SEC team after them will probaly face better teams and lose…
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 6:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure Tech fans are excited about Munson’s call.
Don’t think ABC wants to hear Eric Zeier, though.
Regular color guy Scott Howard is with the UGA basketball team tonight.
Thomas Brown is getting it done at RB today.
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 6:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Bowden is old, fuck Rocky Top, fuck me, Tebow for Heisman, Saban sucks cock, I’m drunk.
Larry Munson is the fucking man! Thanks #98 John!
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Nov 24, 2007 6:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Bruins for making our meet-up with the toOSU that much easier!!! 16-0 and counting!
Unless of course a better bowl looms!!!
And Tennessee lost to California, the PAC-10s 6th place team – SEC takes it big time!
by TrojanRick on Nov 24, 2007 6:35 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I like Nessler, but he needs to get updated. Now that LSU won’t be going to the BCSNC game, the Sugar Bowl is the least likely BCS game the Dawgs will be heading to.
by John on Nov 24, 2007 6:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
just ‘cause fucking tennessee won-doesn’t mean GA has to stop fucking tackling….
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 6:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
UConn getting embarrassed. Maybe the Randy Edsall hype will die down a little now.
T. Boon Pickens needs to spend another $200 million before Okie State is a threat in the Big 12.
And Oregon is a wreck without Dixon. At least we won’t see those ugly uniforms in a BCS bowl. Dorrell going bowling? Only because he’s black…
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 6:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
And USC lost to Stanford, the PAC-10s WORST team.
The PAC-10… the “Kid Nation” of college football.
by Charles on Nov 24, 2007 6:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
So, USC is backing into another Pac-10 Championship and Rose Bowl if (and that “if” is really important when playing Dorrell) they beat UCLA.
I’m a USC fan, so this is the best possible scenario after a season in which they lost to Stanford, but it seems hollow because they sucked for so much of the year.
Then again, WVU or OSU in the championship game is also hollow, as is most of this entire season.
by D-nice on Nov 24, 2007 6:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this season’s BCS champion should have an asterisk next to their name.
(Insert Team Here): 2007 BCS Champions*
*meh
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 6:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Kid Nation of Football—-thats fuckin classic
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 6:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
They only fired him after three seasons because of his race….oh, wait. That can’t apply here.
by Roaminggator on Nov 24, 2007 6:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
#107—that is so brilliant…the asterisk should also say, “Cause no one else gave a shit at that point”.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 6:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Remember that Simpsons episode when Homer joins the cult and The Leader’s ship turns out to be that dude on the bike?
That’s UConn, a bunch of smoke and mirrors. I don’t know why these TV douchebags have such a hard-on for the Big East, which is just as bad as the Big Eleven, if not worse. These TV people are a bunch of stupid honky fucks.
This Dr. Pepper commercial is a disgrace.
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Nov 24, 2007 6:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
106: WVU in the MNC is by no means hollow. After seeing their game/clinic today I’d fathom a guess that we’d put up about 40 on the little sisters of Southern Cal. Go Mountaineers!!
by montani semper liberi on Nov 24, 2007 6:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Bonnie Bernstein interviewing Uga: the ultimate in blowout banter.
by John on Nov 24, 2007 7:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
112 (Montani Semper liberi): Yeah, I know WVU is good, and all things considered, they’re as good of a candidate as anyone else. But I say “hollow” in the sense that teams in the NC usually have signature, defining wins, which WVU doesn’t, even if it as a number of better-than-average wins.
As far as USC goes, I was basically saying that they are getting MORE than they deserve.
by D-nice on Nov 24, 2007 7:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
So, does this mean UGA is in the Orange Bowl now?
Tech playing dirty now that they have no shot of winning. Leg whip penalty and ejection. Who was that? Refs trying to keep the game interesting with penalties, but the result is all but assured.
Chantastic = 0-6 versus UGA.
Yes! YES! Give me your sweet nerd tears!
by Rival on Nov 24, 2007 7:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
#111—I agree about the Dr. Pepper commercial…I think it is just blackface humor…GO DAWGS! thank god we beat the ramblin’ wreck….
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 7:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That Oregon-UCLA game set back offensive football at least half a goddamned century and ABC should have been offended to even show it. Karl Dorrell, enjoy your severance, even if you manage to beat the Trojans again.
As for Tenn-UK — I just don’t know how to recover after that one. I’m spent and I took a break with a movie before trying to get back into Bama-Auburn and Kansas-Mizzou. Yeesh.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 24, 2007 7:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Notre Dame is 2:18 away from going 2-1 vs the Pac-10 this year…
by notthequarterback on Nov 24, 2007 7:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Am I actually excited about a Big 12 game, even though I have no allegience to any state or program in the Big 12?
Well, yes, yes I am looking forward to Kansas-Mizzou.
I’m leaving now to get alcohol and food provisions.
by D-nice on Nov 24, 2007 7:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Rival,
It depends on who gets into the title game. If the Kansas/Missouri winner gets into the national title game, I think the Fiesta would pick Georgia but I no information to back that up.
If Ohio State makes it into the title game and Illinois isn’t in the top 14, Pasadena might actually be a possibility for Georgia.
by John on Nov 24, 2007 7:13 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
#114,
Blowing out Miss. St. isn’t good enough? There won’t be any SEC coaches left if AD’s don’t figure out getting Croomed is not grounds for dismissal soon.
by Herb on Nov 24, 2007 7:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
So Stanford has open receivers drop potentially game-tying TD passes on 3rd AND 4th down to lose the game. I need to wash my eyes out with bleach after watching that display.
by notthequarterback on Nov 24, 2007 7:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, there should be some kind of law against the Clemson Tigers’ pants…that purple made me turn the color down on my TV…honestly….they glow.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 7:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
D-nice, that argument smacks of what the TV suits are thinking— (OMG what are we going to do with a WV/KANSAS game) Good teams are good teams and I could give a rats ass about pedigree. I say the intra and inter conference parity we’ve seen this year is just more evidence towards a needed playoff.
by montani semper liberi on Nov 24, 2007 8:01 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
that bama auburn intro was the worst intro in the the history of the wwl seriously that house divided shit was awful… the only reason Im glad this season is over is so there will be no more of that terrible celbrate song that they insist on showing
by Jim-bo on Nov 24, 2007 8:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I am also watching Kansas-Miss.—know little about them except one has a fat coach…who should I be for? #119-who are you for? I am thinking Missouri….
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 8:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
don’t root for mangino. he’s just trying to get to that creamy nougat center.
by Tim on Nov 24, 2007 8:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’ll root for KU – PeteJayhawk is good people.
Chasetin Coffucker is a beast though.
by notthequarterback on Nov 24, 2007 8:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is Mangino the one who was in the purple velour in an earlier post?
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 8:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This is why I have 13 TV’s in my basement…
What the F happened to Ron Franklin? Man, he was great….
PS – Who the hell is Matt Weiner?
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 8:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
jamiedawg – I have good friends from Kansas and Missouri. I’ve been as far as St. Louis and that’s it, so I really don’t care.
I did go to grad school at Illinois, so a Mizzou win makes Illinois look better, but seriously, it’s one of those “may the best team win” situtations for me.
by D-nice on Nov 24, 2007 8:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I thought this hit caused he first fatality in college football since Adrian Karsten.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 8:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is the ESSEESEE FOOBAW this preposterously awesome every year or is this year just a glorious aberration?
Last year I feel like every televised SEC game in the West was 3-0 at halftime and featured 6000 punts.
by DS on Nov 24, 2007 8:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Holly Rowe is ready for this game to be over. Why?
Is she tired of Nick Saban’s arrogance?
Is it the softball sized ball of wax in Tubberville’s ears?
Does the bombed out and depleted buildings in Auburn remind her of a youth ministry trip to Saigon?
Nope. Cheeburger-Cheeburger closes at 10:00pm.
by Charles on Nov 24, 2007 9:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else think that Kansas’ linebackers look a lot like Ohio State’s guys from last year’s championship game? Big hitters but a bit slow.
by Never Saw Molly Hatchet on Nov 24, 2007 9:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Come back to SC Coach O we love you…..stupid move Ole Miss wait till Feb 2 to fire him (or whenever the day after signing day is) …I’d bite at that job if I were a wayward coach …tons of talent…
by Giantandre on Nov 24, 2007 9:18 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
From ESPN’s “It was over when..” for Oregon v. UCLA:
“Dennis Dixon suffered a season-ending knee injury against ASU. Losing backup Ryan Leaf in the first quarter didn’t help. The Ducks never got on track.”
Nice Freudian slip, WWL.
by Innocent Bystander on Nov 24, 2007 9:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I’ve resigned myself to the fact that our next national champion will be either WFVU, tOSU, or Mizzou.
by PW on Nov 24, 2007 9:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
As an SEC fan, I’m disappointed that we have to see a WVA-OSU naional championship game….but in perspecive…maybe the conference wasn’t that great…
However, what an unbelieveable entertaining season ….
LSU-Bama… LSU-KY… LSU-Auburn…LSU-Fla…KY-TN…Ole Miss-Bama…Miss St-Ole Miss…LSU-Ark…Ga-Fla…Auburn-Fla…..Tn-Vandy….Bama upsetting Auburn
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 9:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
and a lot of these 50+ point SEC games are the products of multiple overtimes
by PW on Nov 24, 2007 9:32 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
#140—how did you get that combination? What about Mizzou if they win tonight?
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 9:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
OK over Mizz……We’ve seen it happen 20 times this year…shooting heir wad tonight…
OK 24 Mizzou 21
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 9:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
140 -
Bama upsetting Auburn
You got Biff’s almanac over there or something?
by notthequarterback on Nov 24, 2007 9:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jim Thorpe #6 all-time college player 1906-1912?
Geez, he was in college longer than me. He looked 40 in some of those pics.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 9:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I want to see the tie brought back to CFB. Makes for interesting end-of-game decisions. Not to mention how badly it would screw up the BCS.
by PW on Nov 24, 2007 9:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yep ..Bama over Auburn…I know 3 things…liquor, fat chicks and SEC football….
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 9:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
“He’s a great guy on the field…for makin’ plays”
-Craig James on VT’s Vince Hall
by PW on Nov 24, 2007 9:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Book it. If OSU gets to New Orleans, Dawgs are going to Pasadena.
by Ed on Nov 24, 2007 9:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Big 12 football is better than I thought it was…
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 9:53 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yaw yaw yaw yaw,
Yaw yaw YAW yaw,
Yaw yaw, PINK SLIP!
It is the only joke I can make through my tears. Just when I found out about the phenomenon that is The Orgeron, too.
by Andrew S on Nov 24, 2007 9:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
- Doug
Rules were a little different then, especially at the Carlisle School. He may really have been 40 at the time. I recently read Sally Jenkin’s book about Carlisle—pretty amazing what they did there considering the obstacles.
Used to be stationed at USNA on active duty. Raise a glass or two at Riordan’s for me. (I know it has to still be there, unless Kyle Eckel destroyed it in a drunken rage.)
by Brandon Lang on Nov 24, 2007 10:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
This Mizzou team is really really good. A game between them and West Virginia could actually be pretty entertaining.
by John on Nov 24, 2007 10:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Now you’re cooking with oil…no OSU in the national championship…West Va and Mizzou…I can deal with that. It is just random enough.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 10:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Bad news Brandon…Riordon’s is no more..it is now a seafood place..Griffins something else now too..
Thanks for info on Thorpe….
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 10:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Is Cory Boyd a senior? This may be the first game this kid has actually played to his potential. It seem that Boyd—just like the team he plays for—seem to always come up small in big games.
by Brandon Lang on Nov 24, 2007 10:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
-good god. another KU turnover. it’s like every time they get into the redzone, their offense regresses two years.
-notre dame is 2-1 vs the pac10… maybe they should reconsider the whole conference thing, and also relocating.
i swear, if this mizzou teams wins tonight and falls to OU, there is a God and he hates me. i dont think i could care less about a national title game if it ends up wva and tosu. i’d rather watch paint dry.
by BennyLava on Nov 24, 2007 10:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Everyone swich o SC-Clemzon finish…It’s going o end on a missed/made FG
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 10:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
if that goddamn beyoncee / direct tv commercial comes on again i’m taking a shot. maybe by the end of the night that waste of airspace will be on enough times for me to forget about the nuclear wasteland that is this year in CFB. she could upgrade my life by parking her car on an active rairroad crossing.
by BennyLava on Nov 24, 2007 10:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Doug,
You’re kidding! Ram’s Head it must be on the next visit to Annapolis.
Thorpe was quite a character. Used to think all of his “legend” was due to the PC world attempting to promote a Native American as one of our greatest athletes. Sounds like he was the real deal.
by Brandon Lang on Nov 24, 2007 10:14 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
is it possible that Carolina will again crap the bed on national TV?
by Brandon Lang on Nov 24, 2007 10:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
From Ram’s Head going AWAY from downtown Annapolis is about 10 new bars..it’s called Uptown Annapolis…
Boy did SC blow this game….
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 10:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
spurrier is going to bail on the cocks.
by 91 to 95 are hazy on Nov 24, 2007 10:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Uptown Annapolis? On West Street? Don’t remember much there, but it’s been a few years. May have to check it out.
by Brandon Lang on Nov 24, 2007 10:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Great call, Annapolis Doug…poor OBC…that’s 5 losses in a row, I think.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 10:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
redzone again. time for a KU meltdown.
by BennyLava on Nov 24, 2007 10:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Jamiedawg…My 147 call is there too
Wash St is driving down by 7 to Wash n 4th quarter…
they won’t make it….
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 10:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I hi ’ENTER" as WSU scores..I tried to throw my laptop in the river before it went thru
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 10:27 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Will agree that Wash will beat WSU…but I am thinking Auburn will beat AL…and I hope they do…I hate Lord Saban….but it looks like I have to live with another feature on Todd Blackledge ‘eating his way through the SEC’….disturbing
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 10:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
It’s unlikely that the Cocks will be bowling. The only open bowl slot will be with the Pac 10 provided Arizona State and USC both make the BCS, and even then, every 7-5 team would have priority.
by John on Nov 24, 2007 10:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Todd Blackledge is going to have a coronary after eating all that meat….
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 10:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wash St has ball with 2:18 to go…35-35 score
Maybe Ty and Charlie both suck
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 10:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
yes, they play football in washington and it sucks…
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 10:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Doug…you and I were wrong about Wash…I think Ty and Charlie do suck…but I think Auburn will win….
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 10:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jamiedawg…that’s the worst call…Ever
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 10:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Jake Locker with the INT.
How much longer can Huskies fans wait for Ty’s next great recruiting class?
by Innocent Bystander on Nov 24, 2007 10:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
That confirmed my suspiscions about sucky washington football…and there was constant confusion at the line…or maybe Locker wasn’t over his concussion…back to SEC ball…
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 10:55 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
@Brandon Lang:
This year, at Tennessee, Boyd had 150+ on the ground, and I don’t remember how many receiving yards. And 2 touchdowns last year in the Clemson game. That’s what I can remember off the top of my head.
by robert on Nov 24, 2007 10:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Also, West Fuckin’ Virginia / Missouri may be the best NC game we can hope for.
by Innocent Bystander on Nov 24, 2007 10:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I believe Tommy Tuberville is a follower of the absurdist philosophy, because he is always smirking on the sidelines, mocking our attempts to find meaning in life.
by Tim on Nov 24, 2007 11:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
wvu and mizzou wouldnt be a bad game, but honestly i will be paying a lot more attention to the other games come january. mizzou certainly is playing well tonight and between the two, at least it doesnt appear to be a blowout like last year.
as for ty at wash… i mean, come on, at notre dame he played golf practically every day of the year, because, lets be honest, all great recruiters do that between march and november… right? oh, but let’s not forget… its not his horrible production or lack of recruiting that will get him canned – remember, he’s black.
by BennyLava on Nov 24, 2007 11:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I don’t what Ty does out here…not a lot of golf (too rainy)…but it is certainly not football and I so don’t get the NBA commercials on ESPN…so out of touch with basketball..God, how will I fill the empty months?
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 11:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Bizarre incident where a security dog just bit an Auburn player…as a Bulldawg, I find that quite amusing.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 11:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
jamiedawg,
You from around Enumclaw?
by Innocent Bystander on Nov 24, 2007 11:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
We’re fools! We fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never hope for a Vandy or Kentucky win against Tennessee to get you into the SECCG ‘cause they’ll lead you on and then kick you right in the nuts.
by Will on Nov 24, 2007 11:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Vancouver…when I say that to people back in Ga, they think I am in Canada.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 11:17 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Auburn fans will win the flame wars over Bama fans for another year.
by John on Nov 24, 2007 11:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Sounds about right. I was just going to make the traditional central Washington/bestiality tangent, but carry on.
by Innocent Bystander on Nov 24, 2007 11:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
don’t know if it’s been said yet (just got back from OU vs. “the” oklahoma state university), but DEMAND Okl. def.c. Brent Venables to Ole Miss and Coach O to OU as the new def. c. YAYAYAYAYAYA. Lemsday. Oh, and healthy Oklahoma vs. healthy USC would be the real national title game. I’d say LSU is better than both, but the coach is batshit crazy.
by them oklahoma on Nov 24, 2007 11:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
sixinarowsixinarowsixinarow….sorry Finebaum and all you other Nicksuckers wait another year!!! Love to be beat Alabama!!!!!
by AUTiger on Nov 24, 2007 11:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I think Missouri is going to win so they have to play Oklahoma and then who is number one in the BCS? W. VA? this season has been so confusing.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 11:41 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Re 164, don’t cry for the OBC on this one. This one’s on him. From the time South Carolina took the lead, he coached like Lloyd Carr.
Three straight runs into the middle on the last possession, and four man rush/zone D (with backup DB’s due to multiple injuries) on 3rd and 18 and 4th and 4 gave this one away.
by Chg on Nov 24, 2007 11:42 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
MAO!!!!
The gun left Mangino fat all over the table. I think the bullet is still stuck.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 24, 2007 11:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
wow what if they had a mnc and noone outside of the midwest or west fuckin virginia watched?
by Jim-bo on Nov 24, 2007 11:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hawaii and West Virginia would be the ultimate MNC Game. Football porn at its finest – the option against the run and shoot. Tell me you wouldn’t be entertained.
by notthequarterback on Nov 25, 2007 12:00 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Well Auburn, congrats.
I hope you all die.
Just Kidding.
by bama_buck on Nov 25, 2007 12:03 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
So, does Pete Jayhawk still think Kansas would rout Ohio St?
by poguemahone on Nov 25, 2007 12:04 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Definitely no one in Hawaii would watch the MNC, nor even west of the Rockies for that matter.
The Only undefeated team in the country, Hawaii!!! Who would have thought it?!
Colt Brennan for the Heisman!
by TrojanRick on Nov 25, 2007 12:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
oh I like Hawaii and West VA in the NC…something I would never in a million years think about and am not sure if I would care…but the fun might be in not caring…
by jamiedawg on Nov 25, 2007 12:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
So this is what happens when each school gets 85 scholarships.
I’m going to repeat this until someone listens — when there is this much parity inherent in the system an antiquated bowl system can’t handle sorting it out.
Shit we have 8 teams are roughly equally talented, but have different win loss records versus varying degrees of competition, oh and we have one team who’s undefeated but has the 2nd weakest schedule in all the nation — what do we do?
a.) design a playoff where a team must come play well against solid competition for 3 weeks
or
b.) hope to choose the best two (the deciding factors in best are up to your discretion) and have them play the only truly meaningful game instead of 7 meaningful (read:CASHCOW) playoff games
Jerrell Powe chooses B.
by Lars on Nov 25, 2007 12:39 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, btw before I turn in…
F_ck you FSU!
4 in a row….beatch! Fear the Thumb!
Now go serve your jail sentences in the off-season.
by Roaminggator on Nov 25, 2007 12:50 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Hey Bammers,
Here’s a new Auburn joke for you.
Auburn fans are so stupid they think six is greater than four million.
by WDamnE on Nov 25, 2007 12:57 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
156
Tell me you’re kidding. Cory Boyd plays to his potential every game. He may not have the most impressive numbers, but just watch the guy. He’s an awesome runner and a good receiver. He plays as hard or harder than anyone out there, and gets results. I’d kill to have him another couple of years.
by thanks3 on Nov 25, 2007 2:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
has anyone seen my balls?
-Nick
by nicksabanishunglikeagnat on Nov 25, 2007 7:48 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Kansas: Bunch of fruads. Rank them with South Florida down there, out of the top ten. They stunk up the joint and were thisclose to the MNC game.
Saban: Arrogrant fraud. Liar Liar Saban, a self described failure, should donate his salary back to the university. Stunk up the lead bowl.
Alabama Fans: Most fraudulent and fatulent fans of the SEC.
by Harvey Wireman on Nov 25, 2007 8:34 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
“fatulent” definition from urban dictionary:
Adj. – Obese to such an extent that the folds of one’s flesh act as artificial butt cracks, exuding their own carnal stench. Example:
Man, yo mamma is so fatulent, when she sits around the house, man, it stinks!
by Harvey Wireman on Nov 25, 2007 8:38 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Mangino and that huge jacket- it’s really bad in 4:3, never, never select 16:9, widescreen and panarama will scar you for life.
by drogue on Nov 25, 2007 9:04 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Thirty two million dollars.
Geez.
You guys are stupid.
Six. Choke on it, ’bama.
by Gurn on Nov 25, 2007 12:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Attention Auburn fans, Mississippi State fans, LSU fans, ULM fans-if there is such an animal-,
You have just made the list. This is Auburns 6th and final time on the list….
We will run up the score on your asses when we get the chance. You can take the 6 yrs of points Auburn has scored and we will get it back in one game. We will be the “Patriots” of the SEC West…..Georgia and Fla, will be on the list,but will have to wait to get paid back until Tebow and Knowshown graduate….We are recruiting answers for them… 2009 bitches
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 26, 2007 10:26 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
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