D-MAC GOT THAT WOOD!
If you missed Darren McFadden's post-game interview last night, you missed bonzo-gonzo fun. Fortunately, YouTube makes up for your lack of diligence. You must thank YouTube now for all the hard work it does, what with all the skateboarding injuries and soccer riots you would have missed without it. (We're sure everyone in that car was fine, despite all the flames and screaming.)
THEY GOT THAT WOOD! It's Ar-ken-SAAAAHW, babee. And don't you forget it. LSU is unlikely to: 32 attempts, 206 yards, 3 TDs, and 3/6 passing with a TD from the Wildhog will leave a burning brand on the memory.
The next video we crave from this game is Peyton Hillis' TD run on a fancified fullback dive/option play. It's one of those gap-defense nightmares when the entire LSU defense looks so convinced that Jones or McFadden will get it at the snap that every linebacker swerves right to block the option lanes, forgetting to account for Hillis. When he hits the hole, it's Mongolia time: green grass, howling wind, and empty space perfect for a one-man stampede to the endzone.
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Wow. That’s some batshit craziness. Also, and this may make me weird, but the wide open fullback dive might be my favorite play in football. These guys who toil in anonymity, sticking linebackers, catching three yard flat passes and getting the occasional goal line carry finally getting the spotlight on a huge play makes me happy.
by Biggus Rickus on Nov 24, 2007 9:56 AM EST reply actions
All McFadden does is make Nutt look like the inept coach that he is. How anyone loses 4 games with McFadden and Jones is beyond me. Nutt’s a fool, but McFadden is the real deal.
I thought Gary Danielson once again had a good night calling plays before they were run. He’s really fantastic to listen to. Heck, he even had Verne calling a few plays in advance.
by baconboy on Nov 24, 2007 10:00 AM EST reply actions
“When he hits the hole, itÂ’s Mongolia time: green grass, howling wind, and empty space perfect for a one-man stampede to the endzone.”
Brilliant
by lance harbor on Nov 24, 2007 10:04 AM EST reply actions
Source are saying Callahan is fired. Not that we didn’t know that already….look it up on the worldwide leader….
BTW, I am sure the riots and burning automobiles were in Baton Rouge last night…
by Roaminggator on Nov 24, 2007 10:07 AM EST reply actions
It’s really unnecessary to outsource your metaphors to the Asian steppe when we have (brown) grass, howling wind and open space here in Wyoming. Buy American, dammit!
In fairness, Mongolia probably has a better football team.
by ESMjr on Nov 24, 2007 10:18 AM EST reply actions
Speaking of Mongolia, he must have been the fasted Wildebeast on the plains, no tigers could run him down, he kinda had that “sideways gait” run goin on….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 10:22 AM EST reply actions
Forget the Heisman, McFadden outcrazyed Houston Nutt and THAT is an accomplishment.
by jamiedawg on Nov 24, 2007 10:48 AM EST reply actions
Remember that Hillis was an accomplished tailback before becoming Arkansas’ full-back; he still holds several state records for rushing from his days as a Wompus Cat.
by Will on Nov 24, 2007 10:55 AM EST reply actions
Houston Nutt is the George Castanza of the SEC and lives by this mantra:
“Always leave on a high note, it always leaves them wanting more……”
Happy Festivus Motherfuckers…..
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 11:33 AM EST reply actions
Houston Nutt has created a charity..
The Human Fund: Money for the People
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 11:37 AM EST reply actions
I can say this game was another Festivus Miracle!!!—
Houston Dale Nutt
by Bama Apologist on Nov 24, 2007 11:40 AM EST reply actions
Hey, WFVU ran that off tackle play for touchdowns repeatedly against Georgia in the 2006 Sugar Bowl. Repeatedly.
Did I mention they scored on that play repeatedly?
by Sundawg on Nov 24, 2007 11:45 AM EST reply actions
you wanted Hillis’s run. I posted it last night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5alq9LRUNk
also posted is Casey Dick’s game saving block.
by Yodahog on Nov 24, 2007 12:02 PM EST reply actions
Festivus for the rest of us!
McFadden for Heisman? Mr. Tebow is not a lock anymore.
by Harvey Wireman on Nov 24, 2007 12:08 PM EST reply actions
Wyoming time? When was the last time that Wyoming conquered the known world and its leader used the women of his defeated enemies as bedding? From now on when I have a clear shot at success I will call it ‘Mongolia time.’
by Anonymous IV on Nov 24, 2007 1:06 PM EST reply actions
I can see the nightmare of Arkansas fans everywhere… they keep the Nutt for a coach forever… and each season they do lousy at first, but win one against a highly ranked team (last year it was Auburn) late in the year… then say one more time…“….well, we’ll just give him one more year… maybe he’ll get it right next year…”
Arky deserves better… and anyone who says ar-KANsas on TV should be fired
by Futbawl Fan on Nov 24, 2007 1:44 PM EST reply actions
Forget about the debates over which conference plays better football.
Moments like that are why the ESSEESSEE football is hands down the most fun sport in the world.
It’s like a Christmas stocking full of rollercoasters, racecars, and blowjobs.
by Warthen on Nov 24, 2007 2:01 PM EST reply actions
Holtz should be put to sleep “Darren Mcfadden is the best player in college football but I have him 3rd on the Heisman ballot and here’s why.” uh yeah because you cut Nutt he transferred to Tulsa his sophmore year gets the job you were forced to resign from ( ok like 10 years later) then calls your tired old crusty brain out on national TV. At least the hogs packed up that carpet bagger Les Miles and ran him out of the SEC West. You’re welcome Alabama, maybe now you have a shot.
by lendale terry on Nov 24, 2007 7:55 PM EST reply actions
“It’s not a lie if you believe it”
-Houston Batshitcrazy Nutt
by Pac10dude on Nov 25, 2007 5:20 AM EST reply actions
@19
Basically right but the “batshit crazy one” transferred to Okie State not Tulsa.
by Adam on Nov 25, 2007 4:16 PM EST reply actions
“We brought that wood!!!!” I’m simultaneously overjoyed and horrified……
by Razorback Fan on Nov 26, 2007 4:01 PM EST reply actions

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