D-MAC GOT THAT WOOD!
If you missed Darren McFadden’s post-game interview last night, you missed bonzo-gonzo fun. Fortunately, YouTube makes up for your lack of diligence. You must thank YouTube now for all the hard work it does, what with all the skateboarding injuries and soccer riots you would have missed without it. (We’re sure everyone in that car was fine, despite all the flames and screaming.)
THEY GOT THAT WOOD! It’s Ar-ken-SAAAAHW, babee. And don’t you forget it. LSU is unlikely to: 32 attempts, 206 yards, 3 TDs, and 3/6 passing with a TD from the Wildhog will leave a burning brand on the memory.
The next video we crave from this game is Peyton Hillis’ TD run on a fancified fullback dive/option play. It’s one of those gap-defense nightmares when the entire LSU defense looks so convinced that Jones or McFadden will get it at the snap that every linebacker swerves right to block the option lanes, forgetting to account for Hillis. When he hits the hole, it’s Mongolia time: green grass, howling wind, and empty space perfect for a one-man stampede to the endzone.









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Biggus Rickus says:
Wow. That’s some batshit craziness. Also, and this may make me weird, but the wide open fullback dive might be my favorite play in football. These guys who toil in anonymity, sticking linebackers, catching three yard flat passes and getting the occasional goal line carry finally getting the spotlight on a huge play makes me happy.
November 24th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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baconboy says:
All McFadden does is make Nutt look like the inept coach that he is. How anyone loses 4 games with McFadden and Jones is beyond me. Nutt’s a fool, but McFadden is the real deal.
I thought Gary Danielson once again had a good night calling plays before they were run. He’s really fantastic to listen to. Heck, he even had Verne calling a few plays in advance.
November 24th, 2007 at 10:00 am
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lance harbor says:
“When he hits the hole, it’s Mongolia time: green grass, howling wind, and empty space perfect for a one-man stampede to the endzone.”
Brilliant
November 24th, 2007 at 10:04 am
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Roaminggator says:
Source are saying Callahan is fired. Not that we didn’t know that already….look it up on the worldwide leader….
BTW, I am sure the riots and burning automobiles were in Baton Rouge last night…
November 24th, 2007 at 10:07 am
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ESMjr says:
It’s really unnecessary to outsource your metaphors to the Asian steppe when we have (brown) grass, howling wind and open space here in Wyoming. Buy American, dammit!
In fairness, Mongolia probably has a better football team.
November 24th, 2007 at 10:18 am
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Bama Apologist says:
Speaking of Mongolia, he must have been the fasted Wildebeast on the plains, no tigers could run him down, he kinda had that “sideways gait” run goin on….
November 24th, 2007 at 10:22 am
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Wes says:
DMac is my hero, i love the last shot at Miles…
November 24th, 2007 at 10:37 am
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jamiedawg says:
Forget the Heisman, McFadden outcrazyed Houston Nutt and THAT is an accomplishment.
November 24th, 2007 at 10:48 am
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Will says:
Remember that Hillis was an accomplished tailback before becoming Arkansas’ full-back; he still holds several state records for rushing from his days as a Wompus Cat.
November 24th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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Bama Apologist says:
Houston Nutt is the George Castanza of the SEC and lives by this mantra:
“Always leave on a high note, it always leaves them wanting more……”
Happy Festivus Motherfuckers…..
November 24th, 2007 at 11:33 am
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Bama Apologist says:
Houston Nutt has created a charity..
The Human Fund: Money for the People
November 24th, 2007 at 11:37 am
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Bama Apologist says:
I can say this game was another Festivus Miracle!!!–
Houston Dale Nutt
November 24th, 2007 at 11:40 am
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Sundawg says:
Hey, WFVU ran that off tackle play for touchdowns repeatedly against Georgia in the 2006 Sugar Bowl. Repeatedly.
Did I mention they scored on that play repeatedly?
November 24th, 2007 at 11:45 am
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Yodahog says:
you wanted Hillis’s run. I posted it last night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5alq9LRUNk
also posted is Casey Dick’s game saving block.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY0HOnA5P0I
November 24th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
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Harvey Wireman says:
Festivus for the rest of us!
McFadden for Heisman? Mr. Tebow is not a lock anymore.
November 24th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
Wyoming time? When was the last time that Wyoming conquered the known world and its leader used the women of his defeated enemies as bedding? From now on when I have a clear shot at success I will call it ‘Mongolia time.’
November 24th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
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Futbawl Fan says:
I can see the nightmare of Arkansas fans everywhere… they keep the Nutt for a coach forever… and each season they do lousy at first, but win one against a highly ranked team (last year it was Auburn) late in the year… then say one more time…”….well, we’ll just give him one more year… maybe he’ll get it right next year…”
Arky deserves better… and anyone who says ar-KANsas on TV should be fired
November 24th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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Warthen says:
Forget about the debates over which conference plays better football.
Moments like that are why the ESSEESSEE football is hands down the most fun sport in the world.
It’s like a Christmas stocking full of rollercoasters, racecars, and blowjobs.
November 24th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
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lendale terry says:
Holtz should be put to sleep “Darren Mcfadden is the best player in college football but I have him 3rd on the Heisman ballot and here’s why.” uh yeah because you cut Nutt he transferred to Tulsa his sophmore year gets the job you were forced to resign from ( ok like 10 years later) then calls your tired old crusty brain out on national TV. At least the hogs packed up that carpet bagger Les Miles and ran him out of the SEC West. You’re welcome Alabama, maybe now you have a shot.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
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Pac10dude says:
“It’s not a lie if you believe it”
-Houston Batshitcrazy Nutt
November 25th, 2007 at 5:20 am
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Adam says:
@19
Basically right but the “batshit crazy one” transferred to Okie State not Tulsa.
November 25th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
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Razorback Fan says:
“We brought that wood!!!!” I’m simultaneously overjoyed and horrified……
November 26th, 2007 at 4:01 pm