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November 23, 2007

RIVALRY WEEKEND OPEN THREAD: YOU SHOOT FIRST

It’s just you and them now. Mano a mano. You shoot first.

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Son of Zoltan says:

First to post, I can’t wait for todays UM vs OSU game…..wait, what? Shut up, they haven’t played yet- what about LLoyd? Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 am
2

The Bull-Gator says:

That wouldn’t happen to be Hard Boiled would it?

Seeing how it’s the story of Jesus.

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:31 am
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David Putty says:

the Chinaman is NOT the issue here…

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:33 am
4

the Ant says:

Looking forward to an expected win by the gators or one of the most crushing upsets ever if the Noles can destroy a weak secondary and stop what amounts to a one man running attack.

So either the Noles win and ruin what’s left of the gator season, wreck Tebow’s award tour in December and earn huge huge bragging rights for the next year or Gators win as expected. whoop-dee-doo. Yawn.

Should be fun

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:33 am
5

Allaha says:

The guy with the semi-automatic is giving points.

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:40 am
6

Coop says:

My online betting site is running “live gambling” during the games today.

I don’t quite know exactly how it works, betting on plays, drives, etc, I guess since they already allow you to bet on 1st Quarters, both halves, and, of course, the game, but I will either be up $1500 by 5 PM or I will have to sell a kidney.

So, either way…

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:43 am
7

lance harbor says:

GO TO HELL OLE MISS!!!!

p.s. How much for the women?

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:53 am
8

Scotch and Guns says:

To Hell With Georgia.

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:54 am
9

rovdjur says:

url of said online gambling site?

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:58 am
10

Florida Hokie says:

Virginia Tech will, once again, smash the dreams of the deluded Cavaliers and their deluded head honcho.

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:59 am
11

Boonie says:

High Performance Helicopter

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:03 am
12

hunglikehussain says:

The march to the MNC starts:
Usc beats Az state-check
UGA beats gt-Given
UK beats UT-praying madly
Uconn/Pitt beats WFVU-In my dreams (still a chance)
Mizz beats KU- will the fat lady…er man sing?
Texas/Ou beats Mizz

UGA in MNC!!!!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:05 am
13

PLACTIrish says:

Who shoots first…. Mack Brown with the gun pointed at Coach Fran, or Coach Fran with the gun pointed at… well, Coach Fran.

And I do not believe that Chinaman is the preferred word usage. How long is a chinaman?

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:07 am
14

Jimer says:

I’m thinking 52-20 Gators. They have scored over 30 once this year and we have scored under only twice.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:09 am
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Seven Years in Gainesville says:

#9 –

You’re forgetting the most important component:

UGA beats werewolf w/ chainsaw for a dick.

I’m praying for largely the same things, since it’s the road for UF to make the Sugar Bowl. I REALLY don’t want to be in the Cap One.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:11 am
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Coop says:

#12 – It is the Citrus, much like it is still the Peach, and to refer to it otherwise is a travashamamockery.

The url is: http://www.betus.com

Inevitably, today will end up being my own financial MAO day, even though I don’t care about any of the teams suiting up today.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:32 am
17

Harleyman says:

Is that a young Norm Chow?

LSU vs Arrrrr Kansas – battle of the BOOT!
Geaux Tigers.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:42 am
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David Putty says:

…and dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature

Asian-American, please

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:53 am
19

Annapolis Doug says:

Geting ready for the State-Ole Miss game by tailgaing in my basement. Beer doesn’ taste as good inside at 10 AM as i does outside. May have to switch to bourbon..

I’ll say it here…bookies are rich for a reason…Hawaii by 3 over Boise??? Are you kidding me? Boise should win by at least 14.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:59 am
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Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin says:

From hate week:

OS: I will cover you in foodstamps and throw you into a Florida State Alumni meeting.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:00 pm
21

Darkknight says:

Over / Under on coments on this post until Orson writes the next one?

275.

Which you taking?

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:00 pm
22

hunglikehussain says:

#18

This is fixed!

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:03 pm
23

John says:

Jeez, Walter, I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:09 pm
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Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin says:

Is anyone else actually watching the Colorado/Nebraska game? If yes, did anyone else just hear ‘The best tight end with diabetes in the country.’ and then Eric Cartman, these are getting better and better.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:13 pm
25

SyracuseFootballStillMatters says:

Eric Cartman just introed the CU offense. Awesome.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:14 pm
26

Signal to Noise says:

This is not ‘Nam, Smokey. This is college football. There are rules.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:17 pm
27

Annapolis Doug says:

Pam Ward is the best announcer with a penis.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:17 pm
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John says:

I just googled this “Dave Lamont,” I don’t think a single link on the first page had to do with the announcer of this game.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:19 pm
29

bitterhorn says:

They play football in Nebraska?

heh heh

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:26 pm
30

Blackertai says:

What the hell was Nebraska thinking starting Keller? This Ganz fella looks to be exactly what they were looking for, as he showed on that early touchdown run (BTW: White uniforms make it look like a tubby bastard is rumbling down the field whenever Nebraska players run).

Also, what about the Nebraska Linebacker announcing the defense, when he called them the “Blackshirts” again. I thought they’d agreed not to use that until they actually stopped a good team again?

As I speak, Hawkins runs it in for a TD. Jesus, Nebraska’s D is horrible.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:37 pm
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Chuck D says:

#18 . . . I’ll take some of that action. I’ll go with the Under, but just barely. If I win, Tebow has to give me the Heisman they give him to keep for himself. UF can keep the one the Heisman committee gives them, but Superman does not feel the need to show off awards to prove his dominance. Besides, they’ll give him another one next year.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:42 pm
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seventyeight says:

The din of the cowbells at the egg bowl right now isn’t stopping O’s Kids. Ben! Jarvis! Green! Ellis! Excited!

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:45 pm
33

Signal to Noise says:

#21 – yes, and hearing Cartman introduce one of the LBs as someone who should “win the Butkus Award, because he’s the biggest buttkisser I know” was awesome.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:46 pm
34

Harleyman says:

Ole Miss with the lead. Hmmmm

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
35

David Putty says:

“and there are A LOT of hippies in Boulder”

the Cartman intro was funny as hell.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
36

The Sex Cannon says:

Mizzou will score Mark Mangino’s weight on the untested kU defense, beat Oklahoma (or Texas), and then go on to the national championship.

M-I-Z

Z-O-U

RIP ‘EM UP TIGERS!

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:57 pm
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David Putty says:

#20

I’m talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:04 pm
38

Annapolis Doug says:

My earlier comment must have been taken seriously….Boise is only geting +1.5 now….

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
39

John says:

Oh God, 2:30 and Uncle Verne can’t come soon enough.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:23 pm
40

seventyeight says:

34 – No kidding. O just pulled his starting center out of spite…leading to a dropped snap. Ugly.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:25 pm
41

Bama Apologist says:

Regarding the Nick Saban season, many Alabama fans are wondering this….To quote the principal asking Gene Hackman this simple question from Hoosiers: “I REALLY hope you know what the hell your doing!!” after Gene Hackman only started 4 players on the basketball court for the game……kinda what we’ve been doing since LSU…..

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:26 pm
42

wolftiger says:

As if we needed any further proof that ESPN more evil than a tranny with no adam’s apple, I am trying to watch the Egg Bowl on their Gameplan international package. Of course, it’s not available, so I am stuck watching games from last week. I hate the world wide leader!

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:27 pm
43

JTG says:

Clearly someone is going to need to post a clip of the Cartman intros so that those of us who slept in the Day after Thanksgiving as God intended will be able to enjoy him as well.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:32 pm
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jakldawg says:

#37 I’ll sum up: 12 first downs for Ole Miss (but only 7 points) an ass load of 3 and outs for State. It’s ugly. I think there’s part of the Geneva convention that prevents this game’s export overseas.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:33 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:

Ole Miss is dominaing the Dogs up front…Ole Miss QB makes more poor decisions tha Brintney Spears though….

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
46

John says:

Who else is more interested in CBS’s Top 10 All-Time Wide Recievers than any of the games going on right now?

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:36 pm
47

Signal to Noise says:

Goddamnit, Hawkins. The Buffaloes are going to let Callahan enjoy a taste of victory before he tastes pink slip.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:42 pm
48

David Putty says:

I have the best post-Thanksgiving farts right now…

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:45 pm
49

fattus says:

the line on BSU-Hawaii started Hawaii -5. guess no one likes hawaii.

i’m watching CU-Nebraska because I am stuck at work, no one is here, and i’ve got the test cable receiver hooked up doing some “testing”.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
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johnny utah says:

Nebraska-Colorado had a 30-minute headstart on Ole Miss-Miss St., but the Egg Bowl wins the battle to halftime thanks to the offense ineptitude of both teams.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:57 pm