EDSBS » Archive » RIVALRY WEEKEND OPEN THREAD: YOU SHOOT FIRST

November 23, 2007

RIVALRY WEEKEND OPEN THREAD: YOU SHOOT FIRST

It’s just you and them now. Mano a mano. You shoot first.

Filed under: Uncategorized by Orson Swindle

[ 213 Replies ]

213 Responses to “RIVALRY WEEKEND OPEN THREAD: YOU SHOOT FIRST”

1

Son of Zoltan says:

First to post, I can’t wait for todays UM vs OSU game…..wait, what? Shut up, they haven’t played yet- what about LLoyd? Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 am
2

The Bull-Gator says:

That wouldn’t happen to be Hard Boiled would it?

Seeing how it’s the story of Jesus.

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:31 am
3

David Putty says:

the Chinaman is NOT the issue here…

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:33 am
4

the Ant says:

Looking forward to an expected win by the gators or one of the most crushing upsets ever if the Noles can destroy a weak secondary and stop what amounts to a one man running attack.

So either the Noles win and ruin what’s left of the gator season, wreck Tebow’s award tour in December and earn huge huge bragging rights for the next year or Gators win as expected. whoop-dee-doo. Yawn.

Should be fun

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:33 am
5

Allaha says:

The guy with the semi-automatic is giving points.

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:40 am
6

Coop says:

My online betting site is running “live gambling” during the games today.

I don’t quite know exactly how it works, betting on plays, drives, etc, I guess since they already allow you to bet on 1st Quarters, both halves, and, of course, the game, but I will either be up $1500 by 5 PM or I will have to sell a kidney.

So, either way…

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:43 am
7

lance harbor says:

GO TO HELL OLE MISS!!!!

p.s. How much for the women?

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:53 am
8

Scotch and Guns says:

To Hell With Georgia.

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:54 am
9

rovdjur says:

url of said online gambling site?

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:58 am
10

Florida Hokie says:

Virginia Tech will, once again, smash the dreams of the deluded Cavaliers and their deluded head honcho.

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:59 am
11

Boonie says:

High Performance Helicopter

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:03 am
12

hunglikehussain says:

The march to the MNC starts:
Usc beats Az state-check
UGA beats gt-Given
UK beats UT-praying madly
Uconn/Pitt beats WFVU-In my dreams (still a chance)
Mizz beats KU- will the fat lady…er man sing?
Texas/Ou beats Mizz

UGA in MNC!!!!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:05 am
13

PLACTIrish says:

Who shoots first…. Mack Brown with the gun pointed at Coach Fran, or Coach Fran with the gun pointed at… well, Coach Fran.

And I do not believe that Chinaman is the preferred word usage. How long is a chinaman?

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:07 am
14

Jimer says:

I’m thinking 52-20 Gators. They have scored over 30 once this year and we have scored under only twice.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:09 am
15

Seven Years in Gainesville says:

#9 –

You’re forgetting the most important component:

UGA beats werewolf w/ chainsaw for a dick.

I’m praying for largely the same things, since it’s the road for UF to make the Sugar Bowl. I REALLY don’t want to be in the Cap One.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:11 am
16

Coop says:

#12 – It is the Citrus, much like it is still the Peach, and to refer to it otherwise is a travashamamockery.

The url is: http://www.betus.com

Inevitably, today will end up being my own financial MAO day, even though I don’t care about any of the teams suiting up today.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:32 am
17

Harleyman says:

Is that a young Norm Chow?

LSU vs Arrrrr Kansas – battle of the BOOT!
Geaux Tigers.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:42 am
18

David Putty says:

…and dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature

Asian-American, please

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:53 am
19

Annapolis Doug says:

Geting ready for the State-Ole Miss game by tailgaing in my basement. Beer doesn’ taste as good inside at 10 AM as i does outside. May have to switch to bourbon..

I’ll say it here…bookies are rich for a reason…Hawaii by 3 over Boise??? Are you kidding me? Boise should win by at least 14.

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:59 am
20

Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin says:

From hate week:

OS: I will cover you in foodstamps and throw you into a Florida State Alumni meeting.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:00 pm
21

Darkknight says:

Over / Under on coments on this post until Orson writes the next one?

275.

Which you taking?

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:00 pm
22

hunglikehussain says:

#18

This is fixed!

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:03 pm
23

John says:

Jeez, Walter, I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:09 pm
24

Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin says:

Is anyone else actually watching the Colorado/Nebraska game? If yes, did anyone else just hear ‘The best tight end with diabetes in the country.’ and then Eric Cartman, these are getting better and better.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:13 pm
25

SyracuseFootballStillMatters says:

Eric Cartman just introed the CU offense. Awesome.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:14 pm
26

Signal to Noise says:

This is not ‘Nam, Smokey. This is college football. There are rules.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:17 pm
27

Annapolis Doug says:

Pam Ward is the best announcer with a penis.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:17 pm
28

John says:

I just googled this “Dave Lamont,” I don’t think a single link on the first page had to do with the announcer of this game.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:19 pm
29

bitterhorn says:

They play football in Nebraska?

heh heh

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:26 pm
30

Blackertai says:

What the hell was Nebraska thinking starting Keller? This Ganz fella looks to be exactly what they were looking for, as he showed on that early touchdown run (BTW: White uniforms make it look like a tubby bastard is rumbling down the field whenever Nebraska players run).

Also, what about the Nebraska Linebacker announcing the defense, when he called them the “Blackshirts” again. I thought they’d agreed not to use that until they actually stopped a good team again?

As I speak, Hawkins runs it in for a TD. Jesus, Nebraska’s D is horrible.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:37 pm
31

Chuck D says:

#18 . . . I’ll take some of that action. I’ll go with the Under, but just barely. If I win, Tebow has to give me the Heisman they give him to keep for himself. UF can keep the one the Heisman committee gives them, but Superman does not feel the need to show off awards to prove his dominance. Besides, they’ll give him another one next year.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:42 pm
32

seventyeight says:

The din of the cowbells at the egg bowl right now isn’t stopping O’s Kids. Ben! Jarvis! Green! Ellis! Excited!

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:45 pm
33

Signal to Noise says:

#21 – yes, and hearing Cartman introduce one of the LBs as someone who should “win the Butkus Award, because he’s the biggest buttkisser I know” was awesome.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:46 pm
34

Harleyman says:

Ole Miss with the lead. Hmmmm

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
35

David Putty says:

“and there are A LOT of hippies in Boulder”

the Cartman intro was funny as hell.

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
36

The Sex Cannon says:

Mizzou will score Mark Mangino’s weight on the untested kU defense, beat Oklahoma (or Texas), and then go on to the national championship.

M-I-Z

Z-O-U

RIP ‘EM UP TIGERS!

November 23rd, 2007 at 12:57 pm
37

David Putty says:

#20

I’m talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:04 pm
38

Annapolis Doug says:

My earlier comment must have been taken seriously….Boise is only geting +1.5 now….

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
39

John says:

Oh God, 2:30 and Uncle Verne can’t come soon enough.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:23 pm
40

seventyeight says:

34 – No kidding. O just pulled his starting center out of spite…leading to a dropped snap. Ugly.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:25 pm
41

Bama Apologist says:

Regarding the Nick Saban season, many Alabama fans are wondering this….To quote the principal asking Gene Hackman this simple question from Hoosiers: “I REALLY hope you know what the hell your doing!!” after Gene Hackman only started 4 players on the basketball court for the game……kinda what we’ve been doing since LSU…..

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:26 pm
42

wolftiger says:

As if we needed any further proof that ESPN more evil than a tranny with no adam’s apple, I am trying to watch the Egg Bowl on their Gameplan international package. Of course, it’s not available, so I am stuck watching games from last week. I hate the world wide leader!

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:27 pm
43

JTG says:

Clearly someone is going to need to post a clip of the Cartman intros so that those of us who slept in the Day after Thanksgiving as God intended will be able to enjoy him as well.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:32 pm
44

jakldawg says:

#37 I’ll sum up: 12 first downs for Ole Miss (but only 7 points) an ass load of 3 and outs for State. It’s ugly. I think there’s part of the Geneva convention that prevents this game’s export overseas.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:33 pm
45

Annapolis Doug says:

Ole Miss is dominaing the Dogs up front…Ole Miss QB makes more poor decisions tha Brintney Spears though….

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
46

John says:

Who else is more interested in CBS’s Top 10 All-Time Wide Recievers than any of the games going on right now?

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:36 pm
47

Signal to Noise says:

Goddamnit, Hawkins. The Buffaloes are going to let Callahan enjoy a taste of victory before he tastes pink slip.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:42 pm
48

David Putty says:

I have the best post-Thanksgiving farts right now…

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:45 pm
49

fattus says:

the line on BSU-Hawaii started Hawaii -5. guess no one likes hawaii.

i’m watching CU-Nebraska because I am stuck at work, no one is here, and i’ve got the test cable receiver hooked up doing some “testing”.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
50

johnny utah says:

Nebraska-Colorado had a 30-minute headstart on Ole Miss-Miss St., but the Egg Bowl wins the battle to halftime thanks to the offense ineptitude of both teams.

November 23rd, 2007 at 1:57 pm
51

Bama Apologist says:

Hollah-Possum-Hollah!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 2:04 pm
52

hunglikehussain says:

#48
Ah, yes………..Mine are predominantly butter beans, with a note of deviled eggs.

November 23rd, 2007 at 2:08 pm
53

jakldawg says:

Anyone just see the Arizona State players on the sideline let out a “Superman that ‘ho” on ABC’s highlight reel? Cooked crack, you have been one-upped.

November 23rd, 2007 at 2:10 pm
54

no poon for a month says:

The LSU/ARKY game comes on at 3:30?

Thats right about when Oprah comes on….

Wify does’nt like watching on the 19″ tv in the bedroom

Ah, well………….

November 23rd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
55

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

Memos to “Non-Journalist” Orson Swindle and TCOAN:

Orson -> Please tell “Journalist Spencer Hall” of the SportingNews.com web site the following cliche:

The death of the USC football dynasty has been vastly exaggerated.

Journalist Spencer predicted the following in his Sportingnews column this week:

…….”USC is in full bunker mode, having switched from effortless domination of Pac-10 opponents to merely surviving. The Trojans’ offense seems stuck on a ration of 24 points a game. In fact, they like the number so much they’ve scored it three weeks in a row: 24 against Oregon, 24 against Oregon State and 24 against Cal. Consistent? Certainly. Explosive? No, and certainly paling in comparison to past Trojan points-dealers. …..The pick: Arizona State. It won’t be pretty, but as Lee Marvin says in The Dirty Dozen, “I never went in for embroidery, just results.” ….

Memo to TCOAN: Did Orson pick the worst picture of himself and then used that one for the Sporting News gig? Suggestion: Have him go to one of those glamour shots places at the mall to get a better photo.

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=308642

…back to watching one of the worst rivalry games this long weekend.. the egg bowl? little rebel is crying…..oh, brother….then I’ll switch to some real football as soon as Arky takes on LSU…..

November 23rd, 2007 at 2:28 pm
56

Signal to Noise says:

Humanity Advanced, fumbling a kickoff? Really?

November 23rd, 2007 at 2:48 pm
57

John says:

Ole Miss is up 14-0? Alabama and South Carolina will be happy now that Miss State won’t have bowl priority over them.

November 23rd, 2007 at 2:51 pm
58

John says:

I think we’ll have to call McFadden “Humility Advanced” now.

November 23rd, 2007 at 2:55 pm
59

Bama Apologist says:

You know, I think if I was playing backyard football with Brett Farve in that Wrangler commercial, I would drill his ass like Vince Vaughn got drilled in “The Wedding Crashers”…one, for being a multi-millionare and wearing Wrangler jeans, and Two, being able to play at a high level at 39 yrs old and for throwing a waterlogged Nerf football at 80 mph whilewe were at Gulf Shores,AL and nearly knocking me out when he said “heads up” at the last second, and later running off all the chicks we had invited to the condo cause the leader of the chicks he was hitting on liked Alabama and thought QB’s at Southern Miss were rednecks….

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:02 pm
60

PW says:

They’re actually debating whether or not Callahan will be fired.

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:03 pm
61

PW says:

58

Isn’t that actually 3 reasons?

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:05 pm
62

Signal to Noise says:

#59 – I’m in shock that David Norrie did not bust out in laughter while reading off the reasons to defend Bill Callahan.

Speaking of coaches soon to get pink slips: could someone inform Houston Nutt that having Darren McFadden under center doesn’t work if you’re going to run sweeps on three straight plays?

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
63

Annapolis Doug says:

If State comes back then Coach O will be Coach U (unemployed) for going for that 4th down in his own territory.

Ole Miss 14 State 7

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:21 pm
64

Signal to Noise says:

Colorado’s LB coach Brian Cabral has some cojones, wearing that Hawaiian skirt-like thing in 25-degree weather.

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:21 pm
65

PW says:

63

Good, you saw it too. I was beginning to wonder what my sister-in-law put in that turkey I’ve been eating.

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:22 pm
66

Stephen Colboar says:

Get your power towel out CBS

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:28 pm
67

Pond Dweller says:

#18 writes, ” …and dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature

Asian-American, please”

To which I have to add, please don’t call us “Beavers.” We find that pejorative and prefer “Vagina-squirrels.”

Thanks for being sensitive.

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:35 pm
68

Annapolis Doug says:

For a Miss State fan …that was our Lindsey Scott, Lindsey Scott moment…of course we’ll blow it

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:43 pm
69

Rival says:

Why was CBS playing the god-awful Kansas State “pump ‘em up” song during the commercial outtro?

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:45 pm
70

Roaminggator says:

Miss State fans need not be worried about getting a bowl bid. The media will find a way to get Croom in a bowl….must have something to do with being the one of the greatest SEC coaches of all time…

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:46 pm
71

Annapolis Doug says:

We don’t need o worry about the media. We took care of business. 7 wins playing in the SEC isn’t bad for a team with no big recruits.

Coach U it is.

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:54 pm
72

jakldawg says:

Hey Rebs: go cry on your stolen pillows.

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
73

Signal to Noise says:

God, I love watching Nebraska get beaten, especially when it’s CU doing the beating.

3 fumbles for D-Mac and the Razorbacks are ahead. More proof of bizarro college football season.

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
74

wolftiger says:

how about ‘Coach O-fer-on’?

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
75

Alex says:

can somebody please tell LSU’s offense the game has started

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:57 pm
76

Signal to Noise says:

Does it count as a Crooming if it’s Coach O? I mean, who didn’t see that coming?

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:58 pm
77

David Putty says:

YAW YAW YAW YAW FOOTBAW!

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:58 pm
78

DUP says:

“Hey Rebs: go cry on your stolen pillows.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA Great stuff.

“can somebody please tell LSU�s offense the game has started”

I wish someone would. They are playing like their chainsaws are BLADELESS.

November 23rd, 2007 at 3:59 pm
79

Bama Apologist says:

Christopher Walken called: He’s gotta have more COWBELL!! Coach O found a way to get Croomed….
I think he is the one getting egged….

November 23rd, 2007 at 4:01 pm
80

Troy says:

Sly Croom with the Miss State flag. That was awesome.

November 23rd, 2007 at 4:01 pm
81

lance harbor says:

@ John

I’m sorry, what was that? I can’t hear you over the din of cowbells and the cries of colonel reb.

November 23rd, 2007 at 4:28 pm
82

John says:

I suppose I owe Bulldog nation an apology. Great comeback.

November 23rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
83

David Putty says:

UDel just proved why they don’t play Delaware State…44-7 Blue Hens, this is laughable

they should play eachother, but the talent level between the schools couldn’t be farther apart

November 23rd, 2007 at 4:38 pm
84

Bama Apologist says:

If we have a chance or chances to beat Auburn, and JPW screws it up…..I will be in Denny Chimes….waiting….

November 23rd, 2007 at 4:46 pm
85

John says:

Here’s the pro-Fulmer ad Verne was just talking about: http://web.knoxnews.com/pdf/11_09_07fulmerad.pdf

November 23rd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
86

Boy Howdy says:

Cock block?

November 23rd, 2007 at 4:48 pm
87

David Putty says:

WOOOOOOOO PIG SOOOOOOOEY!

WVU is roughly 25 minutes away from controlling its our national title destiny…c’mon Ar-Kansas

November 23rd, 2007 at 4:50 pm
88

Alex says:

now that the offense finally woke up, we need to keep mcfadden under 70 yards per carry

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:03 pm
89

John says:

Arkansas leading LSU in the third. A&M shutting out Texas in the first half. Everyday Should Be A Friday.

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:08 pm
90

wolftiger says:

Peyton Hillis? Peyton Hillis? If Nebraska wants to hire Pelini, they can have him.

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:08 pm
91

Alex says:

man, even the arkansas FB gets a 65 yard TD run?

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:11 pm
92

Coop says:

Mississippi State is Exhibit Alpha of how mediocre the SEC is this season.

Watching the MSU-Ole Miss game was akin to watching Wake-Duke with about half of the teeth in the stands.

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:12 pm
93

David Putty says:

Bo Pelini is giving our hometown a bad rep…although Youngstown, OH does it to itself anyway.

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:12 pm
94

Coop says:

I just wondered aloud if Pelini and LSU had been gameplanning for Hawaii by mistake.

It is f’ing Arkansas. You know what they are going to do. David Lee would probably hand you his playbook prior to kickoff.

Honestly, Casey Dick blows, no pun intended, stick all 11 within 5 yards of the LOS.

Ridiculous.

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:18 pm
95

louholtzlithp says:

Verne hearts LSU

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:19 pm
96

wolftiger says:

Verne hearts the word ‘gash.’

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:26 pm
97

John says:

Don’t forget to bring a towel!

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:30 pm
98

wolftiger says:

LSU has the ability to make sucky quarterbacks – Casey Dick, Brent Schaffer, Brandon Cox, and John Parker Wilson – look very, very good.

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:32 pm
99

Bama Apologist says:

Man, a white dude from Ar-Kansas broke a TD run from scrimmage….a white dude who plays fullback…..
WTF?

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:34 pm
100

dudis41 says:

94 louholth

No, Verne would hate to see his beloved SEC lose their national title contender.

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
101

Tyrone Prothro's Good Leg says:

Hey Alabama,

Fuck you! Fuck your fuck-midget, dipshit of a coach! Fuck your $32 million dollar loss to LA Monroe! Fuck your repeated embarrassments to the SEC!

Now sit back and enjoy your finger fuck – delivered straight from the coach with the huge fucking ears!

FUCK YEAH!

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
102

Chuck D says:

Is holding Humanity Advanced to 155 yards so far a moral victory for LSU? Anybody got that clip of RUN DMC Splitting the Tigers D like the parting of the red sea last year?

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:51 pm
103

The Modern Gal says:

@ #1. If the Big Ten (plus one) had a conference championship like everyone else, then UM and OSU would be playing today like they should be.

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:58 pm
104

dudis41 says:

What is worse…

A holding call on a two man rush.

OR

Leaving a guy open in the middle of the field when you only rush two guys.

November 23rd, 2007 at 5:58 pm
105

Tailgate Shogun says:

This is the #1 team in the country? Meh. A QB who can’t complete passes and a d that very generously allows a completely 1 dimensional team run all over them?

Can we just all agree NOT to award a BCS champion this year? No one deserves it.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:05 pm
106

dudis41 says:

Add another chapter to the Les Miles Bible of Balls…

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:11 pm
107

Sarah says:

Nutt v. Miles is Crazy v. Crazier.

This has gotten amusing.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:20 pm
108

nittanylyin says:

Are you kidding me? i’m the HEAD coach!

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:20 pm
109

Sam says:

Nutt just tried to ice the offense I think

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
110

John says:

Les Miles has to be the luckiest son-of-a-bitch alive.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
111

DUP says:

I wonder why Gary is sucking Arkansas’s penis all game long.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
112

Sam says:

Danielson was right for once, by burning all the timeouts, they left Arkansas almost a minute to try and score

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:23 pm
113

Bama Apologist says:

This is the Football equivalent of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest…Play the game, play the game, play the game….

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:24 pm
114

Bama Apologist says:

I’m gonna call it…..MAO!!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
115

Sarah says:

At least LSU keeps it interesting and entertaining … but if I was a LSU fan, I’d have the biggest ulcer imaginable. Insanity.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
116

Jerkwheat says:

the ulcer in the stomach of an Arkansas fan is just as large

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:31 pm
117

Stephen Colboar says:

Houston Nutt is stealing my cirrhosis.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:32 pm
118

Sam says:

So they run the same exact formation that got canceled out with the timeout…and no one on Arkansas’ defense thought maybe a draw was coming?

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:36 pm
119

Stephen Colboar says:

CBS is calling LSU’s plays. Apparently Herring hasn’t figured this shit out yet.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:36 pm
120

Stephen Colboar says:

111.

Thanks for the jinx asshole.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:39 pm
121

wolftiger says:

As an LSU fan, I have stopped shitting bricks. I now shit chimneys.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:39 pm
122

Stagecoach67 says:

Arrr Kansas plays the “sieve defense” better than any team in the country. Just pathetic.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:44 pm
123

Bama Apologist says:

#111
My bad, Premature MAO-ulation

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:46 pm
124

John says:

Another fucking epic, but it’s not good when that’s been the description for half of LSU’s games this season.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:46 pm
125

Stagecoach67 says:

I have the over/under on LSU’s 2nd OT touchdown at 3 plays…

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:46 pm
126

lance harbor says:

@ Coop

And having sat through the Clemson/BC and Clemson/VT games, I thank Clemson for defining mediocrity in every way. Your leadership has given MSU something to shoot for.

As for the toothless comment, Dentists of the Upstate would like to thank the abundance of methlabs for the contributions to their bank accounts.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:47 pm
127

stapler says:

Is this game on a delay? Gary Danielson keeps predicting the overtime touchdowns by player right before every snap. Very suspicious.

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:48 pm
128

Bama Apologist says:

Arkansas calls this defense the Vietnam defense, they draw you in…then bog you down in a quagmire for 10 yrs….

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:48 pm
129

Bama Apologist says:

#124
Yeh must be on a TIVO delay….this game must have played yesterday….

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:51 pm
130

The General says:

Anybody else enjoy Verne saying, “Dick is out”?

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:51 pm
131

Stagecoach67 says:

First team to kick a FG loses…

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:54 pm
132

Stagecoach67 says:

Danielson is right on about Morgantown and Columbus….

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:57 pm
133

Stagecoach67 says:

Texas losing 38-17 midway in 4th. Does this mean Coach Fran doesn’t get fired until tomorrow?

November 23rd, 2007 at 6:59 pm
134

Stagecoach67 says:

How good would McFadden be if he played on a team with a passing threat and a coach with a functioning brain cell?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:01 pm
135

Brian says:

DId Danielson have an orgasm when describing McFadden’s speed? I heard some moaning.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
136

Jimifacs says:

If DMC played for LSU they might have bested the GT–Cumberland score.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
137

dudis41 says:

MAO!!!!!!!!!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:05 pm
138

John says:

The Warewolf is dead! Long live the Wildcat!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:05 pm
139

stapler says:

Looks like Les doesn’t need to worry about that Michigan job.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:05 pm
140

Bama Apologist says:

#111
i CALLED IT MAO MUTHAFUCKERS….MAO MAO MAO MAO BOPPA MAO MMMMMM BOPPA MMMMM BOPPA MMMM BOPPA MAO MAO

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:07 pm
141

Stagecoach67 says:

A defensive play? Did I just see a defensive play? From either team? Must be all those 60’s drugs, having flashbacks here.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:07 pm
142

Sarah says:

Well… damn. Not sure whether, as a Bulldog, to care or not. Kinda wanted LSU to win though.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:07 pm
143

gatorwalsh says:

AR-KANSAS!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
144

Yodahog says:

Mao bitches!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
145

Brandon Lang says:

Miles will announce he’s going to Michigan this week–no national championship to be concerned about.

You heard it here first: Jaguar’s coach Jack Del Rio to LSU. Already a done deal.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
146

Stephen Colboar says:

AR.
KAN.
SAW.

BITCHES.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
147

Stagecoach67 says:

A defensive play? Did I just see a defensive play? From either team? Must be all those 60’s drugs, having flashbacks here.

AMF, LSU

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
148

Jerkwheat says:

Hei5man motherfuckas!!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:11 pm
149

wilbur says:

What. A. Game. And Gary Danielson gained some points in my book for damn fine play-by-play.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:17 pm
150

Bama Apologist says:

Irony is 2 fired coaches beating teams that were “way over their heads” and not coming back next year……
Cue TAFKAOSUB comments right about now……..
Les Miles, your bags are at the Baton Rouge Airport…..Nick Saban says “Relative to the process and catastrophic events, after viewing that game, Vietnam comes to mind……….”

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:19 pm
151

Stagecoach67 says:

McFadden correcting the pronunciation of Arkansas for Miles. Priceless!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:20 pm
152

Will says:

On Behalf of Hog Nation:

Mao!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:20 pm
153

Bama Apologist says:

Uhh guys? WTF happens now in the SEC??????
Croom?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:21 pm
154

Darkknight says:

Did anyone else actually say “MAO!” aloud when Arkansas intercepted the two point conversion?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:22 pm
155

Stagecoach67 says:

Holth: “They don’t think enough of my intelligence to let me vote for the Heisman.”

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:22 pm
156

Troy says:

Wow, that Houston Nutt – Darren McFadden post-game interview was fantastic. Just fantastic.

Here’s the thing. When Dmac is good, he’s GREAT, but why doesn’t he do this every week?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:22 pm
157

NativeSon says:

#145

The correct spelling would be He15man. Please make a note of it.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:22 pm
158

wildcat says:

Who would have thought Kansas-WV would be a NC game scenario back in August?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:24 pm
159

bonghit gator says:

Yeah, McFadden looked great fumbling the ball 3 times. Sure, he racked up some TD’s, but hell, you give me the ball enough times (30 or so) I can get my ass into the endzone. Im like the white Jacob Hester.

Tomorrow you will see a true tebow performance from Heisman. Heisman couldnt hold tebow’s jock.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:24 pm
160

Stagecoach67 says:

#151 Darkknight –

I did!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:24 pm
161

John says:

The anti-heckling Big 12 ad might have been the lamest thing ever.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:26 pm
162

tOSU_radar says:

Yeah, LSU. How does it taste to lose to a 7-4 team at home? Oh wait, they’re not so bad after all, eh?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:26 pm
163

Chris says:

Unfortunately, this gives me hope for Tech pulling it out in tomorrow’s GT-UGA game. I had already abandoned all hope and was just hoping to see someone get broken in half and to get drunk. Now my heart has to break too. DAMN YOU MCFADDEN!!!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:26 pm
164

Jeff from LA says:

In this crazy football season, Nutt >> Les Miles. I LOVE it.

There’s nothing better than the smell of schadenfreude in the morning (err….evening).

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:28 pm
165

dudis41 says:

I guess Balls aren’t enough…

You need Nutt and Dick to get the job done.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:33 pm
166

tOSU_radar says:

@147
Sorry BA. I’m not TAFKAOSUB, but let the comments begin. Schadenfreude, indeed!

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:35 pm
167

PW says:

#137

Are you really trying to take credit for “calling it” when you “called it” around the end of regulation?

Anyway, so much for a MNC game featuring the Michigan Man vs. the Michelin Man (Miles vs. Mangino).

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:36 pm
168

Boy Howdy says:

I like crystal, they’re chopped liver, Mao Mix Mao Mix please deliver.

Mao mao mao mao Mao mao mao mao Mao mao Mao mao MAO mao mao mao.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:37 pm
169

Boy Howdy says:

#161:

They tried to knock him down, but at the end of the day, Dick stood erect.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:37 pm
170

Chg says:

Coop- the “mediocre” SEC is likely to run roughshod over your WACC tomorrow.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:38 pm
171

robert says:

OK, that LSU game was good. The last 20 mins of the Dirty Dozen is on AMC right now, and after that, Hunt For Red October comes on. That should hold you off till its bar time.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:38 pm
172

John says:

Get ready for the Kansas-West Virginia title game that will be of little interest to the Bristol hype machine.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:38 pm
173

Stagecoach67 says:

So…..will the SEC CG now be Vandy vs. Ole Miss? Nationally, the relevance will be the same.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:40 pm
174

Hennigan says:

Who was that motherfucker flapping his arms and standing up in the press box?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:40 pm
175

Techie says:

Crap, so this means that WV is going to have to stock up on furniture?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:41 pm
176

Stagecoach67 says:

No home game for anyone involved in the MNC. Just as it ought to be, regardless of who/where.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:44 pm
177

Bama Apologist says:

Pw,
Yeh, I didnt take it back….after Review, the call on the original post stands, the first one to call Mao on the boards, regulation or not, gets the credit….see if I’d said “Mao”, then retracted said “Mao”, it wouldnt count, but since the “Mao” was already out there, I left it alone, just floating thru 3OT’s….now I sound like TAFKATOSUB…..Florida, Alabama and Auburn would like to than Arkansas for the following : “They were who they thought we are……” forget it there aint no book learnin in the SEC…now we’ll see the definition of BIG EAST SPEED when they play tOSU in the MNC since Kansas will lose, then Mizzou will lose to Okla.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:44 pm
178

Bama Apologist says:

We’ll see where we are when the cows come home to roost at the end of this wacky,zany, full of hijinks and mischief season in the conference formely know as tSEC…..I am afraid to look at the bowl projections…Croomster, Big Hat, Evil Richt, Fulmer? and Tubbs/Saban? When the music stops who will have a seat?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:48 pm
179

wilbur says:

Can I say that Les Miles got “Nutted”?

Please go to Michigan, Les. I’m stuck in Big-10 country, and we need a crazy-ass coach to inject some excitement into the most boring conference in D1.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:50 pm
180

Stagecoach67 says:

Well, if it does turn out to be WVa vs OSU in the championship game…how many points will the “Neers be favored by?

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:52 pm
181

Signal to Noise says:

OK. Kansas and West Fuckin’ Virginia in the MNC. Everyone, hide your couches.

Les Miles was going to run out of dumb luck yet again, like someone trying to make a withdrawal from the ATM with $19.77 in his account.

Oh, and for those of you looking for video of Eric Cartman introducing the Buffs earlier today, it’s over at Awful Announcing.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:55 pm
182

The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:

Holy fucking shit.

I want to see Illinois vs. Arkansas in what would be the most entertaining bowl game this year. They really deserve to play each other if you think about it, both not ranked and knocking off the #1 team from the 2 best conferences in the country, at least in the hearts and minds of the fans from those two conferences.

The mad-hatter finally ran out of luck. Pack your shit Les and head up North…I can’t wait.

I am now an OU fan for the rest of the season.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:56 pm
183

Bill says:

175 – As someone stuck in ACC country, I strenuously object to your claim of most boring conference.

November 23rd, 2007 at 7:58 pm
184

The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:

How big is this bogus call now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf1sWfPa78Q

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:00 pm
185

Stagecoach67 says:

Brooke Burke, lying on a bed, in a ESPN2 comercial. The epitome of MILF. A real concentration breaker….

Orson, you ever take requests for the cheesecake?

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:06 pm
186

The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:

And for the record, Orson, as much as Musburger is on Tressel’s jock, the CBS crew of Verne and Danielson were all over LSU’s, if not worse.

As much as it pains me, I do have to give Danielson some credit, he did make some really nice calls today. Wait, if you’re wrong 90% of the time, I guess the other 10% looks really good.

And finally, Mark May is a total ass clown fool, immediately after RUN DMC has a Heisman winning performance, he is practically screaming at the camera that McFadden doesn’t deserve it.

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:10 pm
187

DUP says:

He’s got the be offered a job to take it, folks!

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:11 pm
188

Crabapple Buck says:

Miles would be to Michigan what Charlie Weis is to ND. Please UM, HIRE THE MORON!

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
189

PW says:

TAFKAtOSUB @ 184

Not very?

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:29 pm
190

TCJ says:

News out of College Station: Franchione just resigned at a post-game press conference. Buyout to be announced once approved by the Board of Regents.

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:30 pm
191

robert says:

TAFKAtOSU…nobody cares. So that’d make it -3 turnovers for OSU that day?

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
192

jamiedawg says:

#186–true that…MArk May hurts my head…it defies logic that he would argue that McFadden doesn’t deserve…he passed Bo Jackson in yardage today….duh…

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:38 pm
193

Jim-bo says:

TAFKAtOSU please crawl back to your hole and shut up Name redacted kicked yalls ass stop bitching and deal with it

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
194

Crabapple Buck says:

Arkansas just paid tOSU back for the Clint Stoerner fumble in 1998. We’re even now.

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:48 pm
195

The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:

#192

What are you talking about, who’s bitching? I certainly am not, shit, there is nothing to bitch about. LSU is out, end of discussion. They gave up 50 to an unranked opponent and lost to Kentucky.

Ohio State either goes to the Rose Bowl or the National Championship game in a rebuilding year. I’ll take that…on to our 6th BCS bowl appearance.

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:50 pm
196

Crabapple Buck says:

Franchione out at aTM. Who would hire that moron? Oh yea, ESPN!

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:50 pm
197

Troy says:

@186

If your “best player” award is going to have any meaning, doesn’t it have to go to the player who did unbelievable things and was consistent every game over the player who did unbelievable things and was inconsistent from game to game?

Ok, no more H***man arguing, I promise…

November 23rd, 2007 at 8:52 pm
198

Jorg� the Bass Player says:

#181 Signal…

Thanks a million for the Cartman link. First good laugh I’ve had today.

Does anyone think Hawaii could beat any of the current B(C)S No Playoff System Top 5?

November 23rd, 2007 at 9:11 pm
199

Fat, Drunk, & Stupid says:

If Subcommandante Wayne understood the BCS, that game would have really made his day.

November 23rd, 2007 at 9:55 pm
200

Don V says:

When a player is outrushed by a teammate (Felix Jones) not once, but twice, during the season, why does he deserve the Heisman?

He’s a great player, but shouldn’t you have to be better than your own teammates every week?

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:54 pm
201

joe says:

What, no one has said anything yet about 20 something Ole Miss players were “placed on probation” for stealing clocks and pillows from team hotels? really? i hear the student section in the cowbell din were throwing pillows around like beach balls for god’s sake. GO coach OOOOOOO!

November 23rd, 2007 at 10:56 pm
202

Don V says:

Let me restate: if you’re a running back, shouldn’t you be better than the other running backs on your team?

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:02 pm
203

David Puddy says:

100 highballs for the shake n’ bake Ricky Bobby reference during Hawaii-Boise game

November 23rd, 2007 at 11:14 pm
204

SpartanDan says:

184 (Artist):

I’d guess the blown call where you got a free 50-yard gain on 3rd and long pinned against your own goal line, when the receiver previously went out of bounds and came back in, leading to your second TD against MSU, is a bigger one than that right now. Especially since as I see it, OSU is (or should be) in the driver’s seat – they should be ahead of WVU and all the two-loss teams, and one of Kansas and Mizzou will knock the other out. Perhaps most importantly of all, OSU doesn’t have to sit at the table any more until bowl season, while everyone else in the hunt still has at least one more opportunity for MAO! to happen.

(Not that I’m bitter or anything about that blown call. We had our chances after that and couldn’t get the job done, just as you had your chances against Illinois and blew it. Bitching about blown calls ought to be limited to those that occur so late in the game that they *can’t* be recovered from.)

November 24th, 2007 at 12:45 am
205

Will says:

Don V: When the other RB is also an All-American worthy RB, and a first round pick in the next NFL draft, it is no sin.

If you’d watched much Arkansas football, you’d see how they use each back to compliment one another, and how McFadden is the straw that stirs the drink.

November 24th, 2007 at 1:27 am
206

David says:

TAFKatOSU and tOSU better hope for a bowl game where they won’t be playing Pete Carroll and his Angels.

November 24th, 2007 at 2:01 am
207

nicksabanishunglikeanelf says:

mmmm…..taffy……

November 24th, 2007 at 7:05 am
208

LeSmilesOnHisWay2MI says:

HERE’S A RANDOM FUCKING POST WITH A LOT OF FUCK PROFANITY FOR YOU SHIT EATING MOTHER FUCKERS.

November 24th, 2007 at 7:44 am
209

Annapolis Doug says:

I get the last word

Go to hell Ole Miss.

November 24th, 2007 at 11:14 am
210

Big Howie says:

Hey KU enjoy your next 8 hours at #1!

Fat Bastard Mangino’s gonna implode tonight!

November 24th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
211

A Cal bear in SC says:

Fuck yeah, interception mutherfuckers!

November 24th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
212

The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:

#203

Didn’t you guys only run 4 plays on our side of the field in that game? Can’t remember.

November 24th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
213

SpartanDan says:

Wasn’t many, however many it was, Artist. But we’d have had at least one more after you punted from your own 1 yard line if they’d made the correct call.

Not relevant to my point, though. Two separate games, a blown call on a potential momentum-swinger very early in each. One went your way, the other didn’t. Both games ended up being decided by a touchdown, in favor of the team that the botched call aided. If you’re going to bitch about the Illinois play, I have just as much right to bitch about the MSU one. And the latter is probably more relevant to the national title chase – at 11-1, you’re closer to the mortal lock to make the title game you would be at 12-0 than you are to the no-chance pretender you’d be at 10-2.

November 24th, 2007 at 11:52 pm