RIVALRY WEEKEND OPEN THREAD: YOU SHOOT FIRST
by Orson on Nov 23, 2007 10:22 AM EST
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It's just you and them now. Mano a mano. You shoot first.
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First to post, I can’t wait for todays UM vs OSU game…..wait, what? Shut up, they haven’t played yet- what about LLoyd? Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!
by Son of Zoltan on Nov 23, 2007 10:24 AM EST reply actions
That wouldn’t happen to be Hard Boiled would it?
Seeing how it’s the story of Jesus.
by The Bull-Gator on Nov 23, 2007 10:31 AM EST reply actions
Looking forward to an expected win by the gators or one of the most crushing upsets ever if the Noles can destroy a weak secondary and stop what amounts to a one man running attack.
So either the Noles win and ruin what’s left of the gator season, wreck Tebow’s award tour in December and earn huge huge bragging rights for the next year or Gators win as expected. whoop-dee-doo. Yawn.
Should be fun
by the Ant on Nov 23, 2007 10:33 AM EST reply actions
The guy with the semi-automatic is giving points.
by Allaha on Nov 23, 2007 10:40 AM EST reply actions
My online betting site is running “live gambling” during the games today.
I don’t quite know exactly how it works, betting on plays, drives, etc, I guess since they already allow you to bet on 1st Quarters, both halves, and, of course, the game, but I will either be up $1500 by 5 PM or I will have to sell a kidney.
So, either way…
by Coop on Nov 23, 2007 10:43 AM EST reply actions
GO TO HELL OLE MISS!!!!
p.s. How much for the women?
by lance harbor on Nov 23, 2007 10:53 AM EST reply actions
Virginia Tech will, once again, smash the dreams of the deluded Cavaliers and their deluded head honcho.
by Florida Hokie on Nov 23, 2007 10:59 AM EST reply actions
The march to the MNC starts:
Usc beats Az state-check
UGA beats gt-Given
UK beats UT-praying madly
Uconn/Pitt beats WFVU-In my dreams (still a chance)
Mizz beats KU- will the fat lady…er man sing?
Texas/Ou beats Mizz
UGA in MNC!!!!!!
by hunglikehussain on Nov 23, 2007 11:05 AM EST reply actions
Who shoots first…. Mack Brown with the gun pointed at Coach Fran, or Coach Fran with the gun pointed at… well, Coach Fran.
And I do not believe that Chinaman is the preferred word usage. How long is a chinaman?
by PLACTIrish on Nov 23, 2007 11:07 AM EST reply actions
I’m thinking 52-20 Gators. They have scored over 30 once this year and we have scored under only twice.
by Jimer on Nov 23, 2007 11:09 AM EST reply actions
- —
You’re forgetting the most important component:
UGA beats werewolf w/ chainsaw for a dick.
I’m praying for largely the same things, since it’s the road for UF to make the Sugar Bowl. I REALLY don’t want to be in the Cap One.
by Seven Years in Gainesville on Nov 23, 2007 11:11 AM EST reply actions
- - It is the Citrus, much like it is still the Peach, and to refer to it otherwise is a travashamamockery.
The url is: www.betus.com
Inevitably, today will end up being my own financial MAO day, even though I don’t care about any of the teams suiting up today.
by Coop on Nov 23, 2007 11:32 AM EST reply actions
Is that a young Norm Chow?
LSU vs Arrrrr Kansas – battle of the BOOT!
Geaux Tigers.
by Harleyman on Nov 23, 2007 11:42 AM EST reply actions
…and dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature
Asian-American, please
by David Putty on Nov 23, 2007 11:53 AM EST reply actions
Geting ready for the State-Ole Miss game by tailgaing in my basement. Beer doesn’ taste as good inside at 10 AM as i does outside. May have to switch to bourbon..
I’ll say it here…bookies are rich for a reason…Hawaii by 3 over Boise??? Are you kidding me? Boise should win by at least 14.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 23, 2007 11:59 AM EST reply actions
From hate week:
OS: I will cover you in foodstamps and throw you into a Florida State Alumni meeting.
by Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin on Nov 23, 2007 12:00 PM EST reply actions
Over / Under on coments on this post until Orson writes the next one?
275.
Which you taking?
by Darkknight on Nov 23, 2007 12:00 PM EST reply actions
Jeez, Walter, I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 12:09 PM EST reply actions
Is anyone else actually watching the Colorado/Nebraska game? If yes, did anyone else just hear ‘The best tight end with diabetes in the country.’ and then Eric Cartman, these are getting better and better.
by Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin on Nov 23, 2007 12:13 PM EST reply actions
Eric Cartman just introed the CU offense. Awesome.
by SyracuseFootballStillMatters on Nov 23, 2007 12:14 PM EST reply actions
This is not ’Nam, Smokey. This is college football. There are rules.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 23, 2007 12:17 PM EST reply actions
Pam Ward is the best announcer with a penis.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 23, 2007 12:17 PM EST reply actions
I just googled this “Dave Lamont,” I don’t think a single link on the first page had to do with the announcer of this game.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 12:19 PM EST reply actions
What the hell was Nebraska thinking starting Keller? This Ganz fella looks to be exactly what they were looking for, as he showed on that early touchdown run (BTW: White uniforms make it look like a tubby bastard is rumbling down the field whenever Nebraska players run).
Also, what about the Nebraska Linebacker announcing the defense, when he called them the “Blackshirts” again. I thought they’d agreed not to use that until they actually stopped a good team again?
As I speak, Hawkins runs it in for a TD. Jesus, Nebraska’s D is horrible.
by Blackertai on Nov 23, 2007 12:37 PM EST reply actions
- . . . I’ll take some of that action. I’ll go with the Under, but just barely. If I win, Tebow has to give me the Heisman they give him to keep for himself. UF can keep the one the Heisman committee gives them, but Superman does not feel the need to show off awards to prove his dominance. Besides, they’ll give him another one next year.
by Chuck D on Nov 23, 2007 12:42 PM EST reply actions
The din of the cowbells at the egg bowl right now isn’t stopping O’s Kids. Ben! Jarvis! Green! Ellis! Excited!
by seventyeight on Nov 23, 2007 12:45 PM EST reply actions
- - yes, and hearing Cartman introduce one of the LBs as someone who should “win the Butkus Award, because he’s the biggest buttkisser I know” was awesome.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 23, 2007 12:46 PM EST reply actions
“and there are A LOT of hippies in Boulder”
the Cartman intro was funny as hell.
by David Putty on Nov 23, 2007 12:54 PM EST reply actions
Mizzou will score Mark Mangino’s weight on the untested kU defense, beat Oklahoma (or Texas), and then go on to the national championship.
M-I-Z
Z-O-U
RIP ’EM UP TIGERS!
by The Sex Cannon on Nov 23, 2007 12:57 PM EST reply actions
#20
I’m talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude.
by David Putty on Nov 23, 2007 1:04 PM EST reply actions
My earlier comment must have been taken seriously….Boise is only geting +1.5 now….
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 23, 2007 1:19 PM EST reply actions
Oh God, 2:30 and Uncle Verne can’t come soon enough.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 1:23 PM EST reply actions
34 – No kidding. O just pulled his starting center out of spite…leading to a dropped snap. Ugly.
by seventyeight on Nov 23, 2007 1:25 PM EST reply actions
Regarding the Nick Saban season, many Alabama fans are wondering this….To quote the principal asking Gene Hackman this simple question from Hoosiers: “I REALLY hope you know what the hell your doing!!” after Gene Hackman only started 4 players on the basketball court for the game……kinda what we’ve been doing since LSU…..
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 1:26 PM EST reply actions
As if we needed any further proof that ESPN more evil than a tranny with no adam’s apple, I am trying to watch the Egg Bowl on their Gameplan international package. Of course, it’s not available, so I am stuck watching games from last week. I hate the world wide leader!
by wolftiger on Nov 23, 2007 1:27 PM EST reply actions
Clearly someone is going to need to post a clip of the Cartman intros so that those of us who slept in the Day after Thanksgiving as God intended will be able to enjoy him as well.
by JTG on Nov 23, 2007 1:32 PM EST reply actions
- I’ll sum up: 12 first downs for Ole Miss (but only 7 points) an ass load of 3 and outs for State. It’s ugly. I think there’s part of the Geneva convention that prevents this game’s export overseas.
by jakldawg on Nov 23, 2007 1:33 PM EST reply actions
Ole Miss is dominaing the Dogs up front…Ole Miss QB makes more poor decisions tha Brintney Spears though….
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 23, 2007 1:34 PM EST reply actions
Who else is more interested in CBS’s Top 10 All-Time Wide Recievers than any of the games going on right now?
by John on Nov 23, 2007 1:36 PM EST reply actions
Goddamnit, Hawkins. The Buffaloes are going to let Callahan enjoy a taste of victory before he tastes pink slip.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 23, 2007 1:42 PM EST reply actions
I have the best post-Thanksgiving farts right now…
by David Putty on Nov 23, 2007 1:45 PM EST reply actions
the line on BSU-Hawaii started Hawaii -5. guess no one likes hawaii.
i’m watching CU-Nebraska because I am stuck at work, no one is here, and i’ve got the test cable receiver hooked up doing some “testing”.
by fattus on Nov 23, 2007 1:57 PM EST reply actions
Nebraska-Colorado had a 30-minute headstart on Ole Miss-Miss St., but the Egg Bowl wins the battle to halftime thanks to the offense ineptitude of both teams.
by johnny utah on Nov 23, 2007 1:57 PM EST reply actions
#48
Ah, yes………..Mine are predominantly butter beans, with a note of deviled eggs.
by hunglikehussain on Nov 23, 2007 2:08 PM EST reply actions
Anyone just see the Arizona State players on the sideline let out a “Superman that ’ho” on ABC’s highlight reel? Cooked crack, you have been one-upped.
by jakldawg on Nov 23, 2007 2:10 PM EST reply actions
The LSU/ARKY game comes on at 3:30?
Thats right about when Oprah comes on….
Wify does’nt like watching on the 19" tv in the bedroom
Ah, well………….
by no poon for a month on Nov 23, 2007 2:11 PM EST reply actions
Memos to “Non-Journalist” Orson Swindle and TCOAN:
Orson -> Please tell “Journalist Spencer Hall” of the SportingNews.com web site the following cliche:
The death of the USC football dynasty has been vastly exaggerated.
Journalist Spencer predicted the following in his Sportingnews column this week:
……."USC is in full bunker mode, having switched from effortless domination of Pac-10 opponents to merely surviving. The Trojans’ offense seems stuck on a ration of 24 points a game. In fact, they like the number so much they’ve scored it three weeks in a row: 24 against Oregon, 24 against Oregon State and 24 against Cal. Consistent? Certainly. Explosive? No, and certainly paling in comparison to past Trojan points-dealers. …..The pick: Arizona State. It won’t be pretty, but as Lee Marvin says in The Dirty Dozen, “I never went in for embroidery, just results.” ….
Memo to TCOAN: Did Orson pick the worst picture of himself and then used that one for the Sporting News gig? Suggestion: Have him go to one of those glamour shots places at the mall to get a better photo.
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=308642
…back to watching one of the worst rivalry games this long weekend.. the egg bowl? little rebel is crying…..oh, brother….then I’ll switch to some real football as soon as Arky takes on LSU…..
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Nov 23, 2007 2:28 PM EST reply actions
Humanity Advanced, fumbling a kickoff? Really?
by Signal to Noise on Nov 23, 2007 2:48 PM EST reply actions
Ole Miss is up 14-0? Alabama and South Carolina will be happy now that Miss State won’t have bowl priority over them.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 2:51 PM EST reply actions
I think we’ll have to call McFadden “Humility Advanced” now.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 2:55 PM EST reply actions
You know, I think if I was playing backyard football with Brett Farve in that Wrangler commercial, I would drill his ass like Vince Vaughn got drilled in “The Wedding Crashers”…one, for being a multi-millionare and wearing Wrangler jeans, and Two, being able to play at a high level at 39 yrs old and for throwing a waterlogged Nerf football at 80 mph whilewe were at Gulf Shores,AL and nearly knocking me out when he said “heads up” at the last second, and later running off all the chicks we had invited to the condo cause the leader of the chicks he was hitting on liked Alabama and thought QB’s at Southern Miss were rednecks….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 3:02 PM EST reply actions
They’re actually debating whether or not Callahan will be fired.
by PW on Nov 23, 2007 3:03 PM EST reply actions
- - I’m in shock that David Norrie did not bust out in laughter while reading off the reasons to defend Bill Callahan.
Speaking of coaches soon to get pink slips: could someone inform Houston Nutt that having Darren McFadden under center doesn’t work if you’re going to run sweeps on three straight plays?
by Signal to Noise on Nov 23, 2007 3:15 PM EST reply actions
If State comes back then Coach O will be Coach U (unemployed) for going for that 4th down in his own territory.
Ole Miss 14 State 7
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 23, 2007 3:21 PM EST reply actions
Colorado’s LB coach Brian Cabral has some cojones, wearing that Hawaiian skirt-like thing in 25-degree weather.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 23, 2007 3:21 PM EST reply actions
63
Good, you saw it too. I was beginning to wonder what my sister-in-law put in that turkey I’ve been eating.
by PW on Nov 23, 2007 3:22 PM EST reply actions
- writes, " …and dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature
Asian-American, please"
To which I have to add, please don’t call us “Beavers.” We find that pejorative and prefer “Vagina-squirrels.”
Thanks for being sensitive.
by Pond Dweller on Nov 23, 2007 3:35 PM EST reply actions
For a Miss State fan …that was our Lindsey Scott, Lindsey Scott moment…of course we’ll blow it
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 23, 2007 3:43 PM EST reply actions
Why was CBS playing the god-awful Kansas State “pump ’em up” song during the commercial outtro?
by Rival on Nov 23, 2007 3:45 PM EST reply actions
Miss State fans need not be worried about getting a bowl bid. The media will find a way to get Croom in a bowl….must have something to do with being the one of the greatest SEC coaches of all time…
by Roaminggator on Nov 23, 2007 3:46 PM EST reply actions
We don’t need o worry about the media. We took care of business. 7 wins playing in the SEC isn’t bad for a team with no big recruits.
Coach U it is.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 23, 2007 3:54 PM EST reply actions
God, I love watching Nebraska get beaten, especially when it’s CU doing the beating.
3 fumbles for D-Mac and the Razorbacks are ahead. More proof of bizarro college football season.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 23, 2007 3:55 PM EST reply actions
can somebody please tell LSU’s offense the game has started
by Alex on Nov 23, 2007 3:57 PM EST reply actions
Does it count as a Crooming if it’s Coach O? I mean, who didn’t see that coming?
by Signal to Noise on Nov 23, 2007 3:58 PM EST reply actions
“Hey Rebs: go cry on your stolen pillows.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA Great stuff.
“can somebody please tell LSUÂ’s offense the game has started”
I wish someone would. They are playing like their chainsaws are BLADELESS.
by DUP on Nov 23, 2007 3:59 PM EST reply actions
Christopher Walken called: He’s gotta have more COWBELL!! Coach O found a way to get Croomed….
I think he is the one getting egged….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 4:01 PM EST reply actions
Sly Croom with the Miss State flag. That was awesome.
by Troy on Nov 23, 2007 4:01 PM EST reply actions
@ John
I’m sorry, what was that? I can’t hear you over the din of cowbells and the cries of colonel reb.
by lance harbor on Nov 23, 2007 4:28 PM EST reply actions
I suppose I owe Bulldog nation an apology. Great comeback.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 4:32 PM EST reply actions
UDel just proved why they don’t play Delaware State…44-7 Blue Hens, this is laughable
they should play eachother, but the talent level between the schools couldn’t be farther apart
by David Putty on Nov 23, 2007 4:38 PM EST reply actions
If we have a chance or chances to beat Auburn, and JPW screws it up…..I will be in Denny Chimes….waiting….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 4:46 PM EST reply actions
Here’s the pro-Fulmer ad Verne was just talking about: http://web.knoxnews.com/pdf/11_09_07fulmerad.pdf
by John on Nov 23, 2007 4:47 PM EST reply actions
WOOOOOOOO PIG SOOOOOOOEY!
WVU is roughly 25 minutes away from controlling its our national title destiny…c’mon Ar-Kansas
by David Putty on Nov 23, 2007 4:50 PM EST reply actions
now that the offense finally woke up, we need to keep mcfadden under 70 yards per carry
by Alex on Nov 23, 2007 5:03 PM EST reply actions
Arkansas leading LSU in the third. A&M shutting out Texas in the first half. Everyday Should Be A Friday.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 5:08 PM EST reply actions
Peyton Hillis? Peyton Hillis? If Nebraska wants to hire Pelini, they can have him.
by wolftiger on Nov 23, 2007 5:08 PM EST reply actions
Mississippi State is Exhibit Alpha of how mediocre the SEC is this season.
Watching the MSU-Ole Miss game was akin to watching Wake-Duke with about half of the teeth in the stands.
by Coop on Nov 23, 2007 5:12 PM EST reply actions
Bo Pelini is giving our hometown a bad rep…although Youngstown, OH does it to itself anyway.
by David Putty on Nov 23, 2007 5:12 PM EST reply actions
I just wondered aloud if Pelini and LSU had been gameplanning for Hawaii by mistake.
It is f’ing Arkansas. You know what they are going to do. David Lee would probably hand you his playbook prior to kickoff.
Honestly, Casey Dick blows, no pun intended, stick all 11 within 5 yards of the LOS.
Ridiculous.
by Coop on Nov 23, 2007 5:18 PM EST reply actions
LSU has the ability to make sucky quarterbacks – Casey Dick, Brent Schaffer, Brandon Cox, and John Parker Wilson – look very, very good.
by wolftiger on Nov 23, 2007 5:32 PM EST reply actions
Man, a white dude from Ar-Kansas broke a TD run from scrimmage….a white dude who plays fullback…..
WTF?
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 5:34 PM EST reply actions
94 louholth
No, Verne would hate to see his beloved SEC lose their national title contender.
by dudis41 on Nov 23, 2007 5:47 PM EST reply actions
Hey Alabama,
Fuck you! Fuck your fuck-midget, dipshit of a coach! Fuck your $32 million dollar loss to LA Monroe! Fuck your repeated embarrassments to the SEC!
Now sit back and enjoy your finger fuck – delivered straight from the coach with the huge fucking ears!
FUCK YEAH!
by Tyrone Prothro's Good Leg on Nov 23, 2007 5:47 PM EST reply actions
Is holding Humanity Advanced to 155 yards so far a moral victory for LSU? Anybody got that clip of RUN DMC Splitting the Tigers D like the parting of the red sea last year?
by Chuck D on Nov 23, 2007 5:51 PM EST reply actions
@ #1. If the Big Ten (plus one) had a conference championship like everyone else, then UM and OSU would be playing today like they should be.
by The Modern Gal on Nov 23, 2007 5:58 PM EST reply actions
What is worse…
A holding call on a two man rush.
OR
Leaving a guy open in the middle of the field when you only rush two guys.
by dudis41 on Nov 23, 2007 5:58 PM EST reply actions
This is the #1 team in the country? Meh. A QB who can’t complete passes and a d that very generously allows a completely 1 dimensional team run all over them?
Can we just all agree NOT to award a BCS champion this year? No one deserves it.
by Tailgate Shogun on Nov 23, 2007 6:05 PM EST reply actions
Add another chapter to the Les Miles Bible of Balls…
by dudis41 on Nov 23, 2007 6:11 PM EST reply actions
Nutt v. Miles is Crazy v. Crazier.
This has gotten amusing.
by Sarah on Nov 23, 2007 6:20 PM EST reply actions
Les Miles has to be the luckiest son-of-a-bitch alive.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 6:21 PM EST reply actions
I wonder why Gary is sucking Arkansas’s penis all game long.
by DUP on Nov 23, 2007 6:22 PM EST reply actions
Danielson was right for once, by burning all the timeouts, they left Arkansas almost a minute to try and score
by Sam on Nov 23, 2007 6:23 PM EST reply actions
This is the Football equivalent of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest…Play the game, play the game, play the game….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 6:24 PM EST reply actions
At least LSU keeps it interesting and entertaining … but if I was a LSU fan, I’d have the biggest ulcer imaginable. Insanity.
by Sarah on Nov 23, 2007 6:29 PM EST reply actions
the ulcer in the stomach of an Arkansas fan is just as large
by Jerkwheat on Nov 23, 2007 6:31 PM EST reply actions
So they run the same exact formation that got canceled out with the timeout…and no one on Arkansas’ defense thought maybe a draw was coming?
by Sam on Nov 23, 2007 6:36 PM EST reply actions
CBS is calling LSU’s plays. Apparently Herring hasn’t figured this shit out yet.
by Stephen Colboar on Nov 23, 2007 6:36 PM EST reply actions
As an LSU fan, I have stopped shitting bricks. I now shit chimneys.
by wolftiger on Nov 23, 2007 6:39 PM EST reply actions
Arrr Kansas plays the “sieve defense” better than any team in the country. Just pathetic.
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 6:44 PM EST reply actions
Another fucking epic, but it’s not good when that’s been the description for half of LSU’s games this season.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 6:46 PM EST reply actions
I have the over/under on LSU’s 2nd OT touchdown at 3 plays…
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 6:46 PM EST reply actions
@ Coop
And having sat through the Clemson/BC and Clemson/VT games, I thank Clemson for defining mediocrity in every way. Your leadership has given MSU something to shoot for.
As for the toothless comment, Dentists of the Upstate would like to thank the abundance of methlabs for the contributions to their bank accounts.
by lance harbor on Nov 23, 2007 6:47 PM EST reply actions
Is this game on a delay? Gary Danielson keeps predicting the overtime touchdowns by player right before every snap. Very suspicious.
by stapler on Nov 23, 2007 6:48 PM EST reply actions
Arkansas calls this defense the Vietnam defense, they draw you in…then bog you down in a quagmire for 10 yrs….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 6:48 PM EST reply actions
#124
Yeh must be on a TIVO delay….this game must have played yesterday….
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 6:51 PM EST reply actions
Anybody else enjoy Verne saying, “Dick is out”?
by The General on Nov 23, 2007 6:51 PM EST reply actions
Danielson is right on about Morgantown and Columbus….
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 6:57 PM EST reply actions
Texas losing 38-17 midway in 4th. Does this mean Coach Fran doesn’t get fired until tomorrow?
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 6:59 PM EST reply actions
How good would McFadden be if he played on a team with a passing threat and a coach with a functioning brain cell?
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 7:01 PM EST reply actions
DId Danielson have an orgasm when describing McFadden’s speed? I heard some moaning.
by Brian on Nov 23, 2007 7:03 PM EST reply actions
If DMC played for LSU they might have bested the GT—Cumberland score.
by Jimifacs on Nov 23, 2007 7:03 PM EST reply actions
Looks like Les doesn’t need to worry about that Michigan job.
by stapler on Nov 23, 2007 7:05 PM EST reply actions
#111
i CALLED IT MAO MUTHAFUCKERS….MAO MAO MAO MAO BOPPA MAO MMMMMM BOPPA MMMMM BOPPA MMMM BOPPA MAO MAO
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 7:07 PM EST reply actions
A defensive play? Did I just see a defensive play? From either team? Must be all those 60’s drugs, having flashbacks here.
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 7:07 PM EST reply actions
Well… damn. Not sure whether, as a Bulldog, to care or not. Kinda wanted LSU to win though.
by Sarah on Nov 23, 2007 7:07 PM EST reply actions
Miles will announce he’s going to Michigan this week—no national championship to be concerned about.
You heard it here first: Jaguar’s coach Jack Del Rio to LSU. Already a done deal.
by Brandon Lang on Nov 23, 2007 7:09 PM EST reply actions
A defensive play? Did I just see a defensive play? From either team? Must be all those 60’s drugs, having flashbacks here.
AMF, LSU
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 7:09 PM EST reply actions
What. A. Game. And Gary Danielson gained some points in my book for damn fine play-by-play.
by wilbur on Nov 23, 2007 7:17 PM EST reply actions
Irony is 2 fired coaches beating teams that were “way over their heads” and not coming back next year……
Cue TAFKAOSUB comments right about now……..
Les Miles, your bags are at the Baton Rouge Airport…..Nick Saban says “Relative to the process and catastrophic events, after viewing that game, Vietnam comes to mind……….”
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 7:19 PM EST reply actions
McFadden correcting the pronunciation of Arkansas for Miles. Priceless!
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 7:20 PM EST reply actions
Uhh guys? WTF happens now in the SEC??
Croom?
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 7:21 PM EST reply actions
Did anyone else actually say “MAO!” aloud when Arkansas intercepted the two point conversion?
by Darkknight on Nov 23, 2007 7:22 PM EST reply actions
Holth: “They don’t think enough of my intelligence to let me vote for the Heisman.”
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 7:22 PM EST reply actions
Wow, that Houston Nutt – Darren McFadden post-game interview was fantastic. Just fantastic.
Here’s the thing. When Dmac is good, he’s GREAT, but why doesn’t he do this every week?
by Troy on Nov 23, 2007 7:22 PM EST reply actions
#145
The correct spelling would be He15man. Please make a note of it.
by NativeSon on Nov 23, 2007 7:22 PM EST reply actions
Who would have thought Kansas-WV would be a NC game scenario back in August?
by wildcat on Nov 23, 2007 7:24 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, McFadden looked great fumbling the ball 3 times. Sure, he racked up some TD’s, but hell, you give me the ball enough times (30 or so) I can get my ass into the endzone. Im like the white Jacob Hester.
Tomorrow you will see a true tebow performance from Heisman. Heisman couldnt hold tebow’s jock.
by bonghit gator on Nov 23, 2007 7:24 PM EST reply actions
The anti-heckling Big 12 ad might have been the lamest thing ever.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 7:26 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, LSU. How does it taste to lose to a 7-4 team at home? Oh wait, they’re not so bad after all, eh?
by tOSU_radar on Nov 23, 2007 7:26 PM EST reply actions
Unfortunately, this gives me hope for Tech pulling it out in tomorrow’s GT-UGA game. I had already abandoned all hope and was just hoping to see someone get broken in half and to get drunk. Now my heart has to break too. DAMN YOU MCFADDEN!!!
by Chris on Nov 23, 2007 7:26 PM EST reply actions
In this crazy football season, Nutt >> Les Miles. I LOVE it.
There’s nothing better than the smell of schadenfreude in the morning (err….evening).
by Jeff from LA on Nov 23, 2007 7:28 PM EST reply actions
I guess Balls aren’t enough…
You need Nutt and Dick to get the job done.
by dudis41 on Nov 23, 2007 7:33 PM EST reply actions
@147
Sorry BA. I’m not TAFKAOSUB, but let the comments begin. Schadenfreude, indeed!
by tOSU_radar on Nov 23, 2007 7:35 PM EST reply actions
#137
Are you really trying to take credit for “calling it” when you “called it” around the end of regulation?
Anyway, so much for a MNC game featuring the Michigan Man vs. the Michelin Man (Miles vs. Mangino).
by PW on Nov 23, 2007 7:36 PM EST reply actions
I like crystal, they’re chopped liver, Mao Mix Mao Mix please deliver.
Mao mao mao mao Mao mao mao mao Mao mao Mao mao MAO mao mao mao.
by Boy Howdy on Nov 23, 2007 7:37 PM EST reply actions
#161:
They tried to knock him down, but at the end of the day, Dick stood erect.
by Boy Howdy on Nov 23, 2007 7:37 PM EST reply actions
Coop- the “mediocre” SEC is likely to run roughshod over your WACC tomorrow.
by Chg on Nov 23, 2007 7:38 PM EST reply actions
OK, that LSU game was good. The last 20 mins of the Dirty Dozen is on AMC right now, and after that, Hunt For Red October comes on. That should hold you off till its bar time.
by robert on Nov 23, 2007 7:38 PM EST reply actions
Get ready for the Kansas-West Virginia title game that will be of little interest to the Bristol hype machine.
by John on Nov 23, 2007 7:38 PM EST reply actions
So…..will the SEC CG now be Vandy vs. Ole Miss? Nationally, the relevance will be the same.
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 7:40 PM EST reply actions
Who was that motherfucker flapping his arms and standing up in the press box?
by Hennigan on Nov 23, 2007 7:40 PM EST reply actions
Crap, so this means that WV is going to have to stock up on furniture?
by Techie on Nov 23, 2007 7:41 PM EST reply actions
No home game for anyone involved in the MNC. Just as it ought to be, regardless of who/where.
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 7:44 PM EST reply actions
Pw,
Yeh, I didnt take it back….after Review, the call on the original post stands, the first one to call Mao on the boards, regulation or not, gets the credit….see if I’d said “Mao”, then retracted said “Mao”, it wouldnt count, but since the “Mao” was already out there, I left it alone, just floating thru 3OT’s….now I sound like TAFKATOSUB…..Florida, Alabama and Auburn would like to than Arkansas for the following : “They were who they thought we are……” forget it there aint no book learnin in the SEC…now we’ll see the definition of BIG EAST SPEED when they play tOSU in the MNC since Kansas will lose, then Mizzou will lose to Okla.
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 7:44 PM EST reply actions
We’ll see where we are when the cows come home to roost at the end of this wacky,zany, full of hijinks and mischief season in the conference formely know as tSEC…..I am afraid to look at the bowl projections…Croomster, Big Hat, Evil Richt, Fulmer? and Tubbs/Saban? When the music stops who will have a seat?
by Bama Apologist on Nov 23, 2007 7:48 PM EST reply actions
Can I say that Les Miles got “Nutted”?
Please go to Michigan, Les. I’m stuck in Big-10 country, and we need a crazy-ass coach to inject some excitement into the most boring conference in D1.
by wilbur on Nov 23, 2007 7:50 PM EST reply actions
Well, if it does turn out to be WVa vs OSU in the championship game…how many points will the "Neers be favored by?
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 7:52 PM EST reply actions
OK. Kansas and West Fuckin’ Virginia in the MNC. Everyone, hide your couches.
Les Miles was going to run out of dumb luck yet again, like someone trying to make a withdrawal from the ATM with $19.77 in his account.
Oh, and for those of you looking for video of Eric Cartman introducing the Buffs earlier today, it’s over at Awful Announcing.
by Signal to Noise on Nov 23, 2007 7:55 PM EST reply actions
Holy fucking shit.
I want to see Illinois vs. Arkansas in what would be the most entertaining bowl game this year. They really deserve to play each other if you think about it, both not ranked and knocking off the #1 team from the 2 best conferences in the country, at least in the hearts and minds of the fans from those two conferences.
The mad-hatter finally ran out of luck. Pack your shit Les and head up North…I can’t wait.
I am now an OU fan for the rest of the season.
by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Nov 23, 2007 7:56 PM EST reply actions
175 – As someone stuck in ACC country, I strenuously object to your claim of most boring conference.
by Bill on Nov 23, 2007 7:58 PM EST reply actions
How big is this bogus call now?
by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Nov 23, 2007 8:00 PM EST reply actions
Brooke Burke, lying on a bed, in a ESPN2 comercial. The epitome of MILF. A real concentration breaker….
Orson, you ever take requests for the cheesecake?
by Stagecoach67 on Nov 23, 2007 8:06 PM EST reply actions
And for the record, Orson, as much as Musburger is on Tressel’s jock, the CBS crew of Verne and Danielson were all over LSU’s, if not worse.
As much as it pains me, I do have to give Danielson some credit, he did make some really nice calls today. Wait, if you’re wrong 90% of the time, I guess the other 10% looks really good.
And finally, Mark May is a total ass clown fool, immediately after RUN DMC has a Heisman winning performance, he is practically screaming at the camera that McFadden doesn’t deserve it.
by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Nov 23, 2007 8:10 PM EST reply actions
Miles would be to Michigan what Charlie Weis is to ND. Please UM, HIRE THE MORON!
by Crabapple Buck on Nov 23, 2007 8:25 PM EST reply actions
News out of College Station: Franchione just resigned at a post-game press conference. Buyout to be announced once approved by the Board of Regents.
by TCJ on Nov 23, 2007 8:30 PM EST reply actions
TAFKAtOSU…nobody cares. So that’d make it -3 turnovers for OSU that day?
by robert on Nov 23, 2007 8:37 PM EST reply actions
#186—true that…MArk May hurts my head…it defies logic that he would argue that McFadden doesn’t deserve…he passed Bo Jackson in yardage today….duh…
by jamiedawg on Nov 23, 2007 8:38 PM EST reply actions
TAFKAtOSU please crawl back to your hole and shut up Name redacted kicked yalls ass stop bitching and deal with it
by Jim-bo on Nov 23, 2007 8:44 PM EST reply actions
Arkansas just paid tOSU back for the Clint Stoerner fumble in 1998. We’re even now.
by Crabapple Buck on Nov 23, 2007 8:48 PM EST reply actions
#192
What are you talking about, who’s bitching? I certainly am not, shit, there is nothing to bitch about. LSU is out, end of discussion. They gave up 50 to an unranked opponent and lost to Kentucky.
Ohio State either goes to the Rose Bowl or the National Championship game in a rebuilding year. I’ll take that…on to our 6th BCS bowl appearance.
by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Nov 23, 2007 8:50 PM EST reply actions
Franchione out at aTM. Who would hire that moron? Oh yea, ESPN!
by Crabapple Buck on Nov 23, 2007 8:50 PM EST reply actions
@186
If your “best player” award is going to have any meaning, doesn’t it have to go to the player who did unbelievable things and was consistent every game over the player who did unbelievable things and was inconsistent from game to game?
Ok, no more H***man arguing, I promise…
by Troy on Nov 23, 2007 8:52 PM EST reply actions
- Signal…
Thanks a million for the Cartman link. First good laugh I’ve had today.
Does anyone think Hawaii could beat any of the current B©S No Playoff System Top 5?
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Nov 23, 2007 9:11 PM EST reply actions
If Subcommandante Wayne understood the BCS, that game would have really made his day.
by Fat, Drunk, & Stupid on Nov 23, 2007 9:55 PM EST reply actions
When a player is outrushed by a teammate (Felix Jones) not once, but twice, during the season, why does he deserve the Heisman?
He’s a great player, but shouldn’t you have to be better than your own teammates every week?
by Don V on Nov 23, 2007 10:54 PM EST reply actions
What, no one has said anything yet about 20 something Ole Miss players were “placed on probation” for stealing clocks and pillows from team hotels? really? i hear the student section in the cowbell din were throwing pillows around like beach balls for god’s sake. GO coach OOOOOOO!
by joe on Nov 23, 2007 10:56 PM EST reply actions
Let me restate: if you’re a running back, shouldn’t you be better than the other running backs on your team?
by Don V on Nov 23, 2007 11:02 PM EST reply actions
100 highballs for the shake n’ bake Ricky Bobby reference during Hawaii-Boise game
by David Puddy on Nov 23, 2007 11:14 PM EST reply actions
184 (Artist):
I’d guess the blown call where you got a free 50-yard gain on 3rd and long pinned against your own goal line, when the receiver previously went out of bounds and came back in, leading to your second TD against MSU, is a bigger one than that right now. Especially since as I see it, OSU is (or should be) in the driver’s seat – they should be ahead of WVU and all the two-loss teams, and one of Kansas and Mizzou will knock the other out. Perhaps most importantly of all, OSU doesn’t have to sit at the table any more until bowl season, while everyone else in the hunt still has at least one more opportunity for MAO! to happen.
(Not that I’m bitter or anything about that blown call. We had our chances after that and couldn’t get the job done, just as you had your chances against Illinois and blew it. Bitching about blown calls ought to be limited to those that occur so late in the game that they can’t be recovered from.)
by SpartanDan on Nov 24, 2007 12:45 AM EST reply actions
Don V: When the other RB is also an All-American worthy RB, and a first round pick in the next NFL draft, it is no sin.
If you’d watched much Arkansas football, you’d see how they use each back to compliment one another, and how McFadden is the straw that stirs the drink.
by Will on Nov 24, 2007 1:27 AM EST reply actions
TAFKatOSU and tOSU better hope for a bowl game where they won’t be playing Pete Carroll and his Angels.
by David on Nov 24, 2007 2:01 AM EST reply actions
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by LeSmilesOnHisWay2MI on Nov 24, 2007 7:44 AM EST reply actions
I get the last word
Go to hell Ole Miss.
by Annapolis Doug on Nov 24, 2007 11:14 AM EST reply actions
Hey KU enjoy your next 8 hours at #1!
Fat Bastard Mangino’s gonna implode tonight!
by Big Howie on Nov 24, 2007 12:12 PM EST reply actions
Fuck yeah, interception mutherfuckers!
by A Cal bear in SC on Nov 24, 2007 5:46 PM EST reply actions
#203
Didn’t you guys only run 4 plays on our side of the field in that game? Can’t remember.
by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes on Nov 24, 2007 11:43 PM EST reply actions
Wasn’t many, however many it was, Artist. But we’d have had at least one more after you punted from your own 1 yard line if they’d made the correct call.
Not relevant to my point, though. Two separate games, a blown call on a potential momentum-swinger very early in each. One went your way, the other didn’t. Both games ended up being decided by a touchdown, in favor of the team that the botched call aided. If you’re going to bitch about the Illinois play, I have just as much right to bitch about the MSU one. And the latter is probably more relevant to the national title chase – at 11-1, you’re closer to the mortal lock to make the title game you would be at 12-0 than you are to the no-chance pretender you’d be at 10-2.
by SpartanDan on Nov 24, 2007 11:52 PM EST reply actions
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