GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIGGITY!
David Lee, offensive coordinator: “Houston, man. I was thinking toss right with Jones.”
Houston Nutt, head coach, Arkansas: “GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BLOTUNK BARFARKUS WOONDANGITY GIGGITY HOOOO!!!”
David Lee: “Hey, seriously. We’re burning clock here. I got toss right to Jones for the win, Coach.”
Nutt:”GOOD GREAT DANCING BOOGITY OOGITY! RAZORBACK FOOTBALL OHHH MAMIEEE SHANKY BACKRATTACKUS FLIRTIN’ WITH DISASTERATOOOIIIEEE GIGGITY BULLFROG!!!!”
David Lee: “Toss right to Jones, then.”
(They convert.)
Nutt:”WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHM GONNA BIDRIDINKUS COACH FOOTBAW JAGGETY BAGGITY BILBO BAGGINS TAINTSLAP DOOGITY DINKEE HOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!”
David Lee: “Great call, right coach?”
Nutt: “What call? We playin’? HOT DANG LUV ME SOME FOOTBAAW! CALL HEADDS DANGITY BANGITY! HEADS NEVAH FAILS!”
David Lee: “We just finished, coach. We beat the number one team in the nation.”
Nutt: “WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TELL ME BODANGIT!!! STARTS THIS SHITS OVER BALRAGGEDY TAGGEDY, AH SAY!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!”
Lee: (takes long pull off bottle of gin, faxes resume to Sun Belt teams while wiping back tears.)
As if on cue…enter Houston Nutt.
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CKGator says:
MAO!
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:49 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Houston Nutt is some combination of Quagmire and Boomhauer on cocaine?
Makes sense to me.
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:53 pm
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Jeff from LA says:
I’m not used to seeing that picture without the tagline:
Houston Nutt: Crazy……….like a fox.
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:56 pm
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CardsFan922 says:
I think having Nutt screw up the BCS beyond all recognition in the last weekend of the regular season is the only appropriate way to end it all.
Unless somehow Mangino eats Pat White before the BCS Championship Game.
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:58 pm
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Will says:
From a long-suffering Hog fan– thanks Orson. That’s almost made this entire season worthwhile.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:03 pm
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GatorAM says:
#3, I believe it’s “crazier than a bag of weasels.” Either way. The man is batshit crazy.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:04 pm
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Ed says:
Poor LSU, they still will be playing in New Orleans. Man, if I’m a Dawg fan right about now (hello, Orson) I wouldn’t be thinking woohoo, hot diggity damn, right about now.
BTW – the Tournament of Roses just called – they said if Les becomes the Michigan coach, the Wolverines are officially disinvited from all future Rose Bowl games.
On the other hand, Coach Richt can expect a phone call this week from Pasadena.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:07 pm
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GamecockTX says:
D-MAC wants you to know that he got that wood.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:09 pm
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stapler says:
The way this season is going it would have almost been more MAO! if LSU had won.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:10 pm
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Bama Apologist says:
Houston Nutt,
We barely knew you. Your life in the SEC was cut short, but you took out one other “crazy as Col. Kurtz”
coach in the end, one last suicide mission. Your fate was sealed, no way out, and you werent going back home without takin him in your body bag with you…..many have come close but failed at the last minute…I guess it really does take a crazy person to know how a crazy person thinks, and in this retard vs retard game of “Connect Four”, you went for it and he fell for it….no strategy, just who could mind fuck the other with no semblance of defense for 60 mins..You lead him to the overtime ambush, and for the 2nd time in the 3rd overtime in a row, he lost. Saying that makes my head hurt….
Rich Brooks does not think this strategy or gameplan was bullshit, he wrote it….
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:13 pm
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Bama Apologist says:
Les Miles last words in the Ar-kansas game:
“Hey Gentlemen, we are going into overtime….what possibly could go wrong?”
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:15 pm
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:
Several things stand out here:
1. The utterly retarded use of timeouts by Miles near the end of regulation. Not that it matters.
2. The utterly retarded shouting of “I’M THE HEAD COACH!” at the officials. Not that it matters.
3. The utterly retarded blank stare on Les Miles’ face as his coaches scream for a time-out on the sidelines. Not that it matters.
Really, I think Les Miles is Ray Goff, but with better recruits. Michigan, enjoy your taffy.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:15 pm
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wilbur says:
They need Nutt out of the ESSEEESEE this year. This year, teams can blame losses on McFadden, but next year, if anyone gets Nutted, it’ll be way worse than getting Croomed.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:16 pm
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cporre1 says:
I live about 1 mile from Tiger Stadium, the party in Baton Rouge tonight should have all the makings of an Irish Wake with lithium instead of whiskey.
Matt Flynn played the game of his life…just not in a good way where you would want people to remember it.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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SEC Superiority says:
SEC gets shut out of the BCS championship game. Can’t complain about that.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
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AUTiger says:
What the hell has happened to my SEC? After watching MSU come back to win, I just decided to enjoy football rather than will it to happen the way I wanted. Guess what? Arkansas played a heck of a game against an average LSU team with an idiot at the helm, and I enjoyed every second. Damn this oblong ball and the kids we love to watch kick it around. What a season. War Eagle for tomorrow, but who the hell knows what will happen?!?
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:31 pm
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DirkDawggler says:
#11
I beg to differ. Les Miles managed to beat Florida. And Ray Goff did have some talent. He just didn’t know how to use it…Hello, Terrell Davis?
And Ray Goff never, ever said R-Kansas. Ever.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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jamiedawg says:
It is completely fitting that in THIS INSANE and EXHAUSTING season, the werewolf with a chainsaw for a dick is beaten by the rabid bag of weasels…damn, weasels are hard to handle…
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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robert says:
I wouldn’t say that that’s an average LSU team, but they do have an idiot at the helm.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:41 pm
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BJ and The Bear says:
“2. The utterly retarded shouting of “I’M THE HEAD COACH!” at the officials. Not that it matters.”
Why is that retarded? That was Les reaction to a dumb sideline violation call.
The real goat ain’t Miles but Bo Pelini. His defense has been getting progressively worse each week.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:42 pm
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EatItCoachK says:
Dennis Franchione just voluntarily took the gas at TAMU.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:45 pm
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Twisted Martini says:
Bo Pellini decided to go all Jim Hermann on their asses
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
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Domer Guy says:
“Taintslap”….heeheheheheeehe
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:58 pm
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:
BJ:
Is that what that was all about? I must confess that I never did figure it all out. I give props to CBS for letting us hear audio of that though. Most of the time you hear some meaningless Aflac trivia question/answer or something about Tim Tebow during those times.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:58 pm
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TideDruid says:
(tear rolls down cheek) Thank you Houston…… thank you.
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:02 pm
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Twisted Martini says:
As a Big 11 guy, I have to admit that the SEC this season has been some of the most unbelievable games I have ever seen. Every. Fucking. Week. MAO!
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:03 pm
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Year2-Dave says:
It bears repeating:
You can’t spell Les Miles without two Ls.
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:15 pm
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
#24
100 Cocktails…that was great.
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:31 pm
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
You all do know that this entire season is just a chain reaction from the tragedy that took place on 1/8/2007, right?
MAO was set in motion on 1/8/2007 and will not end until everything comes full circle and Ohio State beats Kansas in the National Championship game…lol.
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:38 pm
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wilco says:
did anyone see the totally manic interview Houston gave after the game on ESPN? Mark May shit his pants in studio…Also D-Mac had a bat in his hand….?
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:42 pm
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janus09 says:
I am kinda glad LSU lost, they’ve been dancing through raindrops all season and did not impress me much.
Play close games all year and it’s no surprise that you lose a couple.
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:42 pm
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drogue says:
I’m kind of glad the US dropped the A bomb on those Japanese cites, you know, or something like that. That kind of, you know ended a big war, a big fight in a relative way.
Nick Saban
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:02 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
Ohio State beating Kansas….talk about your lols. Ohio State is a fucking joke and I can’t wait to kill you motherfuckers.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:04 pm
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Jack says:
I will never get tired of that picture.
Heedly … heed … heed … HEEDLY DEEDLY!!!1!
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:06 pm
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poguemahone says:
Don’t look now, but the frontrunners for the title are from the Big 10, Big East and Big 12, all with one conference loss.
So have SEC fans’ heads exploded yet?
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:07 pm
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BJ and The Bear says:
“Is that what that was all about? I must confess that I never did figure it all out. I give props to CBS for letting us hear audio of that though. Most of the time you hear some meaningless Aflac trivia question/answer or something about Tim Tebow during those times.”
Apparently yes. A ref claimed he didn’t realize Miles was one of the coaches. Now that’s just BEGGING for a punchline or maybe doesn’t need one but that’s what happened.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:07 pm
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BJ and The Bear says:
I don’t see Kansas getting through OU even if they get through Mizzou.
Ohio State vs. West Virginia.
: /
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:09 pm
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the cockroach says:
Hey Michigan, are you SUUUUUUUURE that you want Les Miles to take over? Other than the coaching snafu’s, LSU fans just might burn down the school after losing another coach sneaking out at midnight.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:12 pm
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PW says:
When I first started reading this blog a little over a year ago, I remember seeing PeteJayhawk’s name and thinking “What?! Someone’s actually willing to admit to being a Kansas football fan?”
Well, I want to take this time to congratulate you on the incredible season you’re having. Regardless of how your season ends up, you, sir, have earned my respect. It’s easy to openly root for the tOSUs and USCs of the world, but it takes balls to admit to being a KU fan and it’s nice to see a longsuffering fanbase have a moment in the sun. Kinda like a reverse Notre Dame.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:13 pm
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montani semper liberi says:
#26
No disrespect to KU or Mizzou, but I am so hoping that the Mountaineers get that slow ass team of sweatervest-led suckeye in the MNC. You are one OU Big 12 Championship game win away from a second straight ass kicking.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 pm
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vegas_buckeye says:
from the ESPN write up:
“This league’s the toughest league in America and that’s why it’s hard for a lot of people to understand that every Saturday, anybody can beat anybody in this league,” Nutt said.
Or on Fridays.
HDN brilliance.
pleaseletmichiganhirenutt
pleaseletmichiganhirenutt
pleaseletmichiganhirenutt
pleaseletmichiganhirenutt
pleaseletmichiganhirenutt
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:15 pm
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poguemahone says:
PeteJayhawk needs to lighten up. Who pissed in his cereal?
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:17 pm
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poguemahone says:
Ohio State V. WVU is a game a lot of people will want to see. I’m sure every SEC fan thinks OSU has no speed based off one game and thus will lose, but I think it would end up being a good game. Slaton’s gone through a cold stretch and Pat White’s got fumblitis.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
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the cockroach says:
WVU vs. Ohio State has already been played. Last year it was Florida and this year it was Illinois. Spread Option sounds dirty on many levels in Columbus.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
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yak says:
FUCKIN-A-RIGHT SEC Speed…sped right outta the BCS picture… At least Leslie can come to my beloved hometown and keep M’s recruits BEFORE New Years!!!!! Go Blue….err….Geaux Bleu
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 pm
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gosouthgohard says:
35-
the entire world of college football, for the last 100 years.
GO HAWKS
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:27 pm
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Anon says:
Dear SEC:
Jolly good show. We’ll take that trophy now.
Regards,
CFB North of the Mason Dixon line + west of the Mississipi
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:36 pm
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yak says:
Rich Brooks, Houston Nutt, and the rest of the Nation think this is bullshit… Well not $aban, he doesn’t have time for any of this foolishness. Just beating an late-comers to the punch. MAO… any O$U fans in the house, go to the “libary” as they are called in C-BUS, and look it up. MAO!!!!! Oops, Mangino and Weis just ate our coachind search comittee…
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:53 pm
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yak says:
make that “any” and “coaching”…. damn bacardi
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:56 pm
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Mat says:
OSU v. WVU? Man, I’m not sure that I want that match up to happen. I’m a lifelong Michigan fan with a healthy hatred for the Buckeyes, but I would cheer for Florida if they were in a position to put a whooping on WVU and get everyone to shut the hell up about the Big (l)East being a decent conference.
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:57 pm