GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIGGITY!
David Lee, offensive coordinator: “Houston, man. I was thinking toss right with Jones.”
Houston Nutt, head coach, Arkansas: “GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BLOTUNK BARFARKUS WOONDANGITY GIGGITY HOOOO!!!”
David Lee: “Hey, seriously. We’re burning clock here. I got toss right to Jones for the win, Coach.”
Nutt:”GOOD GREAT DANCING BOOGITY OOGITY! RAZORBACK FOOTBALL OHHH MAMIEEE SHANKY BACKRATTACKUS FLIRTIN’ WITH DISASTERATOOOIIIEEE GIGGITY BULLFROG!!!!”
David Lee: “Toss right to Jones, then.”
(They convert.)
Nutt:”WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHM GONNA BIDRIDINKUS COACH FOOTBAW JAGGETY BAGGITY BILBO BAGGINS TAINTSLAP DOOGITY DINKEE HOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!”
David Lee: “Great call, right coach?”
Nutt: “What call? We playin’? HOT DANG LUV ME SOME FOOTBAAW! CALL HEADDS DANGITY BANGITY! HEADS NEVAH FAILS!”
David Lee: “We just finished, coach. We beat the number one team in the nation.”
Nutt: “WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TELL ME BODANGIT!!! STARTS THIS SHITS OVER BALRAGGEDY TAGGEDY, AH SAY!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!”
Lee: (takes long pull off bottle of gin, faxes resume to Sun Belt teams while wiping back tears.)
As if on cue…enter Houston Nutt.
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Brian says:
#5 – since when is 8-4 a lost season? Boo friggen hoo.
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:00 pm
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the cockroach says:
Yak, Michigan hasn’t seen ‘any coaching’ all year.
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:03 pm
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yak says:
Contrary to popular belief, us yankees are subjected to at least one SEC game every saturday… And in accordance to my SEC to Big Ten dictionary, you would call that “treated”. SEC speed must really be something. I mean could anyone else recover fumbled kickoffs with such zest and zeal as the SEC? Way to showcase the best you have to offer. OMG SEC RULZ….(I just threw up in my mouth a lot)
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:12 pm
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
When are we finally going to stop listening to coaches from the SEC talk about how tough their conference is (referencing Nutt’s comments)? Doesn’t anyone see through that bullshit as nothing more than a way to help soften the blow of a conference loss to the rabid fan bases that are waiting to lynch a coach after every loss.
The SEC is no different than any other conference in terms of “beating up on each other.” Look around at the conferences, there’s only 1 team left (that matters) that is undefeated, the rest of the 1 and 2 loss teams just about all have losses in conference play.
If any conference has the right to complain it should be the Pac-10, each team plays every team in the conference every year.
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:15 pm
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Poop says:
SEC people please shut the fuck up! The Big10 was 2-1 against the SEC in bowls last year.
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:35 pm
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yak says:
SEC speed >the majority of the CBS top 10 WR special… Represent WOoT!!!!Freddie Biletnikoff, Holla!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:38 pm
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David Puddy says:
WVU is 2 wins away from the national title game.
EXCELSIOR!
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:57 pm
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David Puddy says:
and Colt Brennan just dropped-in yet another perfect pass for yet another TD…the guy is unreal, he’s the last QB anyone wants to face in a BCS game (which Hawaii rightfully deserves…we saw what Boise State did last season)
November 24th, 2007 at 12:05 am
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tater says:
Can’t blame Pellini for the Dorsey injury.
I bet Hawaii or Boise could beat WVU right now.
November 24th, 2007 at 12:29 am
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Roaminggator says:
I guess this means that Arkansas Fans will want to fire their coach now…
November 24th, 2007 at 12:54 am
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Disgruntled Goat says:
The EDSBS comments have turned into an intra conference pissing match? No one could’ve expected that.
November 24th, 2007 at 1:02 am
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hailstate says:
You can’t spell “Les Miles” without two L’s, Michigan fans.
November 24th, 2007 at 1:20 am
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Chg says:
Re #54, probably around the same time every legitimate talking head stops saying the same thing. Or maybe around the time your BCS teams stop fighting the second tier programs of the South like UCF and East Carolina for our leavin’s in the recruiting battles.
Apparently your own coaches are part of the vast conspiracy of SEC superiority backed by nothing more than historic on-field results, alumni in the NFL, and recruiting hotbeds/rankings.
November 24th, 2007 at 1:35 am
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yak says:
Well, Honorable SEC fans spell Lloyd Carr as “Llllllloyd” so in the SEC only “2 L’s” would win the SEC….. At least get us in the SECCG…. Or should I wait til UGA loses? DacoachOwudbedumfowndedtrynabeat..dagofahzuvdabigtelevn…. Parity bitches…. That means top to bottom. Croom woulda lost his job at a MAC school years ago…..but he keeps beatin so called “superior” conference teams….. AKA tha gophers
November 24th, 2007 at 1:59 am
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Craig K says:
I go to Arkansas, and this kinda depresses me.
Nutt’s quitting after this season, and now his last regular season game will have been being a)Arkansas’s main rival and b)the #1 team in the country.
November 24th, 2007 at 2:00 am
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The Humanitarian says:
So I don’t really know how all of this works at all, but can someone please imagine a way that USC plays LSU in a bowl game this year? Is LSU wins the SEC and Oregon wins the Pac-10, they can meet in the Sugar Bowl, right? Right? Please tell me I’m right.
November 24th, 2007 at 2:02 am
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booyah15 says:
Petejayhawk,
Seriously, I understand you being pumped about your jayhawks, however its quite easy to acquire an 11-0 record when you’ve played two teams with winning records….Beat Missouri and OU in the title game. If that happens, I will gladly roll out the red carpet for your team.
November 24th, 2007 at 2:03 am
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David Williams says:
Rich Brooks thinks that Les Miles is the head coach, and any of you who think otherwise are completely bullshitting him
November 24th, 2007 at 2:11 am
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whatayeartip says:
#54
Seriously, the Pac-10 complaining?…I’ll give you Arizona St, Oregon and USC, after that there is a drastic fall. I would much rather play a Washington, Arizona, Oregon St, as opposed to Auburn, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, Arkansas. Hell im scared to see what Ole Miss (the worst team in the SEC) would do to Stanford, Washington, or Washington St. Pound for pound, the SEC is the most dominant conference in the country.
Put Kansas in the SEC, they may acquire a 5-3 conference record, MAYBE!..
WV, 5-3 maybe…
Ohio St, 6-2 maybe….
The list goes on….
November 24th, 2007 at 2:13 am
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poguemahone says:
Jesus Christ, as a Buckeye fan, I’m somewhat appalled. I have to say that anyone who read this thread without knowing what game it was inspired by, they’d think Ohio State finally beat an SEC team or some other sort of once-in-a-lifetime miracle had just happened.
Look B10 fans, an SEC team might not be up for the national title anymore, but let’s at least wait until after the bowl season to compare conferences. If all our Big Ten boys get pasted in bowl games by SEC teams, Orson will need to haul in truckloads of crow for all of us.
Let’s at least have a winning record in bowl games this year before we start talking trash.
November 24th, 2007 at 3:18 am
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2L over the line, sweet jesus says:
If OSU plays for the national championship… god. that’d be fucking ridiculous. Hawaii deserves to play in that game more.
November 24th, 2007 at 5:30 am
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citiesaregreat says:
Bilbo Baggins??? Wasn’t he a wide receiver for the old Browns? Or is reefer madness setting in?
November 24th, 2007 at 7:03 am
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nicksabanishunglikeanelf says:
we’ll miss you Mr. Nutt
oh hell who are we kidding….we’re not going to miss you at all….
November 24th, 2007 at 7:07 am
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Gary Danielson says:
Maybe but I think OSU would have beat LSU yesterday.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:12 am
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stapler says:
Could all the OSU trash go find a big ten board to pollute? Please?
November 24th, 2007 at 8:17 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
LSU vs. Arky was a great game!
Congratulations and salutations to both teams.
But, LSU is not done losing.
They will lose in the SEC chumpionship game. (misspelling on purpose)
Les MIles is too much of a distraction – going to Mich mess.
Too bad it will not be possible to match LSU and USC in a bowl game. Now that would rock!
Too bad USC got healthy too late in the season.
November 24th, 2007 at 8:37 am
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Irwin Fletcher says:
So let me get this straight. Because LSU lost, the SEC sucks, OSU is a good team now playing in a tough conference? Same for WVU? One has nothing to do with the other.
November 24th, 2007 at 8:38 am
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Doctor Evil says:
As a Tigers fan, there’s only one thing to say – and it took me 13 hours to even be able to talk about it:
Wilford Brimley Bukkake Party!
Fuck!!!
November 24th, 2007 at 8:46 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
In all honesty, I have to concede that the SEC was a bit down this year. But then, so was most of college football. The second best team in the Big 10 is a youthful, Ron Zook coached Illinois team. Oregon was a legit team before Dixon went down, but does anyone think ASU or USC are dominant teams? An overacheiving UConn team is an upset away from winning the Big East, and would anyone be shocked if it happens with the sudden case of fumbilitis Pat White has developed combined with Slaton’s average play (by his standards) this season? I like the Kansas-Mizzou story, and I woould like to see one of them in the title game, but I would bet the farm that Oklahoma beats whomever wins that game. The ACC is, well, the ACC. There simply isn’t a dominant team this year in any conference. For some it’s coaching (see: LSU), others youth (see: UF, UGA, Texas) and some had to deal with rashes of injuries or at least key ones (see: USC, Oregon). Weird year.
November 24th, 2007 at 9:06 am
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Year2-Dave says:
This game illustrates why people promote the SEC as being deep and tough.
Arkansas will finish tied for 6th in the conference standings. It has a legitimate Heisman contender in Darren McFadden, who will be a top 3 draft pick, along with Felix Jones, who is nearly as explosive, and Marcus Monk, a 6′ 6″ sure-handed receiver. Three top-shelf offensive weapons.
The sixth place team in the Big Ten is Iowa who has… ? Well, Albert Young, but he didn’t even make 1,000 yards rushing.
Sixth place in the Pac 10 is Arizona, who is under .500 and has had enough problems that many have suggested its coach will be fired.
Sixth place in the Big East is Pitt, who is dreadful.
The Big 12 standings are a mess, but sixth place is around the Texas Tech/Oklahoma State/Texas A&M range, and only Tech in Michael Crabtree has an elite-level offensive player.
Tied for 6th in the ACC are Georgia Tech, who is painful to watch and woefully mediocre but at least has Tashard Choice, and FSU, who is adrift at sea offensively and uneven defensively.
Now, Arkansas defense has been pretty bad for most of the year, but there’s always that threat that McFadden and Jones could take over and single handedly win the game. No other team that far down in the conference standings has that threat.
November 24th, 2007 at 9:16 am
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Year2-Dave says:
Rickus – spot on, my friend. This year is a down year for everyone. And don’t forget how injury-plagued USC was.
Next year will have some certifiable juggernauts – Florida, Georgia, Oklahoma, Ohio State, West Virginia (if Slaton and White return), and possibly USC depending on Matt Sanchez’s development.
November 24th, 2007 at 9:20 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Oh, and I didn’t see this mentioned by anyone, but what was up with the LSU crowd? I’ve never seen them more reserved.
November 24th, 2007 at 9:21 am
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The General says:
Humanitarian and Harvey Wireman,
It’s theoretically possible for LSU and USC to meet in the Sugar if Oregon wins the P10, but it’s doubtful that all the other BCS bowls would pass on USC. Sugar gets last pick this year.
November 24th, 2007 at 9:27 am
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PW says:
what if LSU loses the SECCG? could they play USC in an at large vs. at large game?
November 24th, 2007 at 9:45 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
PW,
That would depend on who they lose to, and whether or not Georgia beats Georgia Tech (which admittedly, looks like as much of a lock as a game can look in the unpredictable clusterfuck of a season).
November 24th, 2007 at 9:51 am
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The General says:
PW,
The only possible at-large v. at-large bowls would be the Fiesta if the B12 champion goes to the NCG or the Sugar if Georgia somehow makes the NCG to face Ohio State (it could happen if WVU loses and Oklahoma wins the B12). If it’s the Fiesta, they will be hard pressed not to take the loser of Kansas/Mizzou to replace the B12 champ. The Sugar might be able to take both LSU and USC if they lose Georgia to the big one.
In a different scenario, if LSU loses the SECCG to Tennessee, the Tigers could face USC in the Rose if Oregon loses again and Oklahoma spoils hopes of the Kansas/Mizzou winner, sending Ohio State to the NCG, but I don’t think that the Rose would take a 3-loss (2 in a row) LSU over other at-large teams, such as 1-loss Kansas or 2-loss Georgia (not SEC champs).
November 24th, 2007 at 10:02 am
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PW says:
It wouldn’t be possible for UGA to only have 2 losses unless they win the SEC, in which case they’re going to New Orleans.
November 24th, 2007 at 10:15 am
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PW says:
nevermind, I immediately remembered that UT is still in the mix.
November 24th, 2007 at 10:15 am
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LeftCoastBuckeye says:
As a Buckeye fan, it tickles me a little that, in some of the story lines following last night’s madness, Michigan is an indirect reason for the Buckeyes to be back in the front three for the MNC game.
“LSU appeared off their game last night, Kirk. It might have to do with this controversy surrounding Les Miles and his future at Michigan. None of these guys would admit to it, nor Les Miles himself, but somewhere, deep down, they were thinking about it, and that was enough to give Arkansas the edge.”
Gotta love those story lines. Of course, I don’t believe that BS, but if anyone else heard how much the announcers wanted LSU to win last night… of course, it couldn’t be Arkansas that beat LSU, it had to have been LSU beating LSU.
November 24th, 2007 at 11:01 am
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LeftCoastBuckeye says:
…and that’s the kind of start I like to see for the new coach up north, bringing the Buckeyes up to the MNC.
November 24th, 2007 at 11:03 am
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Bama Apologist says:
This is what you get when you get SEC speed with retard coaching…….vs SEC speed with run over dog crazycoaching….this proves the theorem that crazy always beats retard, always. Crazy is a choice and is never self aware, and alot more dangerous….retard is always strong, but predictable…..easy to trick…
2 man rush is crazy and genius at the same time….another Festivus miracle
November 24th, 2007 at 11:52 am
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BJ and The Bear says:
Anyone who thinks the Miles to Michigan talk had anything to do with that lose is fucking stupid. LSU has been playing with fire all year long. They gave up 466 yards to the worst team in the SEC.
November 24th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
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AZDuck says:
91- Post of the year.
November 24th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
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poguemahone says:
Okay, I’m going to draw the line there. There is no fucking way Hawaii deserves to get in over Ohio State with the last-overall SOS in the entire fucking FBS when Ohio State’s is at least 31st depending on who you listen to. Who the fuck has Hawaii beaten? The same Boise State team that was blown out by a Washington team that Ohio State in turn blew out?
Stop basing your judgments of tOSU off of one fucking game. I don’t even think we’ll make the title game, but if we do, you’d be an idiot not to give us a shot against the murderer’s row of Kansas, Missouri or West Fucking Virginia.
November 24th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
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LenDale Terry says:
Will DMac be bringing the wood to New York?
November 24th, 2007 at 9:12 pm