GIGGITY-GIGGITY-GIGGITY!
David Lee, offensive coordinator: “Houston, man. I was thinking toss right with Jones.”
Houston Nutt, head coach, Arkansas: “GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BLOTUNK BARFARKUS WOONDANGITY GIGGITY HOOOO!!!”
David Lee: “Hey, seriously. We’re burning clock here. I got toss right to Jones for the win, Coach.”
Nutt:”GOOD GREAT DANCING BOOGITY OOGITY! RAZORBACK FOOTBALL OHHH MAMIEEE SHANKY BACKRATTACKUS FLIRTIN’ WITH DISASTERATOOOIIIEEE GIGGITY BULLFROG!!!!”
David Lee: “Toss right to Jones, then.”
(They convert.)
Nutt:”WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHM GONNA BIDRIDINKUS COACH FOOTBAW JAGGETY BAGGITY BILBO BAGGINS TAINTSLAP DOOGITY DINKEE HOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!”
David Lee: “Great call, right coach?”
Nutt: “What call? We playin’? HOT DANG LUV ME SOME FOOTBAAW! CALL HEADDS DANGITY BANGITY! HEADS NEVAH FAILS!”
David Lee: “We just finished, coach. We beat the number one team in the nation.”
Nutt: “WHY DIDN’T SOMEONE TELL ME BODANGIT!!! STARTS THIS SHITS OVER BALRAGGEDY TAGGEDY, AH SAY!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!”
Lee: (takes long pull off bottle of gin, faxes resume to Sun Belt teams while wiping back tears.)
As if on cue…enter Houston Nutt.
Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Houston Nutt, Southeastern Conference by Orson Swindle
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Will DMac be bringing the wood to New York?
Comment by LenDale Terry — November 24, 2007 @ 9:12 pm
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Okay, I’m going to draw the line there. There is no fucking way Hawaii deserves to get in over Ohio State with the last-overall SOS in the entire fucking FBS when Ohio State’s is at least 31st depending on who you listen to. Who the fuck has Hawaii beaten? The same Boise State team that was blown out by a Washington team that Ohio State in turn blew out?
Stop basing your judgments of tOSU off of one fucking game. I don’t even think we’ll make the title game, but if we do, you’d be an idiot not to give us a shot against the murderer’s row of Kansas, Missouri or West Fucking Virginia.
Comment by poguemahone — November 24, 2007 @ 7:30 pm
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91- Post of the year.
Comment by AZDuck — November 24, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
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Anyone who thinks the Miles to Michigan talk had anything to do with that lose is fucking stupid. LSU has been playing with fire all year long. They gave up 466 yards to the worst team in the SEC.
Comment by BJ and The Bear — November 24, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
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This is what you get when you get SEC speed with retard coaching…….vs SEC speed with run over dog crazycoaching….this proves the theorem that crazy always beats retard, always. Crazy is a choice and is never self aware, and alot more dangerous….retard is always strong, but predictable…..easy to trick…
2 man rush is crazy and genius at the same time….another Festivus miracle
Comment by Bama Apologist — November 24, 2007 @ 11:52 am
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…and that’s the kind of start I like to see for the new coach up north, bringing the Buckeyes up to the MNC.
Comment by LeftCoastBuckeye — November 24, 2007 @ 11:03 am
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As a Buckeye fan, it tickles me a little that, in some of the story lines following last night’s madness, Michigan is an indirect reason for the Buckeyes to be back in the front three for the MNC game.
“LSU appeared off their game last night, Kirk. It might have to do with this controversy surrounding Les Miles and his future at Michigan. None of these guys would admit to it, nor Les Miles himself, but somewhere, deep down, they were thinking about it, and that was enough to give Arkansas the edge.”
Gotta love those story lines. Of course, I don’t believe that BS, but if anyone else heard how much the announcers wanted LSU to win last night… of course, it couldn’t be Arkansas that beat LSU, it had to have been LSU beating LSU.
Comment by LeftCoastBuckeye — November 24, 2007 @ 11:01 am
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nevermind, I immediately remembered that UT is still in the mix.
Comment by PW — November 24, 2007 @ 10:15 am
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It wouldn’t be possible for UGA to only have 2 losses unless they win the SEC, in which case they’re going to New Orleans.
Comment by PW — November 24, 2007 @ 10:15 am
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PW,
The only possible at-large v. at-large bowls would be the Fiesta if the B12 champion goes to the NCG or the Sugar if Georgia somehow makes the NCG to face Ohio State (it could happen if WVU loses and Oklahoma wins the B12). If it’s the Fiesta, they will be hard pressed not to take the loser of Kansas/Mizzou to replace the B12 champ. The Sugar might be able to take both LSU and USC if they lose Georgia to the big one.
In a different scenario, if LSU loses the SECCG to Tennessee, the Tigers could face USC in the Rose if Oregon loses again and Oklahoma spoils hopes of the Kansas/Mizzou winner, sending Ohio State to the NCG, but I don’t think that the Rose would take a 3-loss (2 in a row) LSU over other at-large teams, such as 1-loss Kansas or 2-loss Georgia (not SEC champs).
Comment by The General — November 24, 2007 @ 10:02 am
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PW,
That would depend on who they lose to, and whether or not Georgia beats Georgia Tech (which admittedly, looks like as much of a lock as a game can look in the unpredictable clusterfuck of a season).
Comment by Biggus Rickus — November 24, 2007 @ 9:51 am
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what if LSU loses the SECCG? could they play USC in an at large vs. at large game?
Comment by PW — November 24, 2007 @ 9:45 am
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Humanitarian and Harvey Wireman,
It’s theoretically possible for LSU and USC to meet in the Sugar if Oregon wins the P10, but it’s doubtful that all the other BCS bowls would pass on USC. Sugar gets last pick this year.
Comment by The General — November 24, 2007 @ 9:27 am
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Oh, and I didn’t see this mentioned by anyone, but what was up with the LSU crowd? I’ve never seen them more reserved.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — November 24, 2007 @ 9:21 am
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Rickus - spot on, my friend. This year is a down year for everyone. And don’t forget how injury-plagued USC was.
Next year will have some certifiable juggernauts - Florida, Georgia, Oklahoma, Ohio State, West Virginia (if Slaton and White return), and possibly USC depending on Matt Sanchez’s development.
Comment by Year2-Dave — November 24, 2007 @ 9:20 am
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This game illustrates why people promote the SEC as being deep and tough.
Arkansas will finish tied for 6th in the conference standings. It has a legitimate Heisman contender in Darren McFadden, who will be a top 3 draft pick, along with Felix Jones, who is nearly as explosive, and Marcus Monk, a 6′ 6″ sure-handed receiver. Three top-shelf offensive weapons.
The sixth place team in the Big Ten is Iowa who has… ? Well, Albert Young, but he didn’t even make 1,000 yards rushing.
Sixth place in the Pac 10 is Arizona, who is under .500 and has had enough problems that many have suggested its coach will be fired.
Sixth place in the Big East is Pitt, who is dreadful.
The Big 12 standings are a mess, but sixth place is around the Texas Tech/Oklahoma State/Texas A&M range, and only Tech in Michael Crabtree has an elite-level offensive player.
Tied for 6th in the ACC are Georgia Tech, who is painful to watch and woefully mediocre but at least has Tashard Choice, and FSU, who is adrift at sea offensively and uneven defensively.
Now, Arkansas defense has been pretty bad for most of the year, but there’s always that threat that McFadden and Jones could take over and single handedly win the game. No other team that far down in the conference standings has that threat.
Comment by Year2-Dave — November 24, 2007 @ 9:16 am
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In all honesty, I have to concede that the SEC was a bit down this year. But then, so was most of college football. The second best team in the Big 10 is a youthful, Ron Zook coached Illinois team. Oregon was a legit team before Dixon went down, but does anyone think ASU or USC are dominant teams? An overacheiving UConn team is an upset away from winning the Big East, and would anyone be shocked if it happens with the sudden case of fumbilitis Pat White has developed combined with Slaton’s average play (by his standards) this season? I like the Kansas-Mizzou story, and I woould like to see one of them in the title game, but I would bet the farm that Oklahoma beats whomever wins that game. The ACC is, well, the ACC. There simply isn’t a dominant team this year in any conference. For some it’s coaching (see: LSU), others youth (see: UF, UGA, Texas) and some had to deal with rashes of injuries or at least key ones (see: USC, Oregon). Weird year.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — November 24, 2007 @ 9:06 am
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As a Tigers fan, there’s only one thing to say - and it took me 13 hours to even be able to talk about it:
Wilford Brimley Bukkake Party!
Fuck!!!
Comment by Doctor Evil — November 24, 2007 @ 8:46 am
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So let me get this straight. Because LSU lost, the SEC sucks, OSU is a good team now playing in a tough conference? Same for WVU? One has nothing to do with the other.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — November 24, 2007 @ 8:38 am
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LSU vs. Arky was a great game!
Congratulations and salutations to both teams.
But, LSU is not done losing.
They will lose in the SEC chumpionship game. (misspelling on purpose)
Les MIles is too much of a distraction - going to Mich mess.
Too bad it will not be possible to match LSU and USC in a bowl game. Now that would rock!
Too bad USC got healthy too late in the season.
Comment by Harvey Wireman — November 24, 2007 @ 8:37 am