MAO!

Houston Nutt is some combination of Quagmire and Boomhauer on cocaine?

Makes sense to me.

I’m not used to seeing that picture without the tagline:

Houston Nutt: Crazy……….like a fox.

I think having Nutt screw up the BCS beyond all recognition in the last weekend of the regular season is the only appropriate way to end it all.

Unless somehow Mangino eats Pat White before the BCS Championship Game.

From a long-suffering Hog fan— thanks Orson. That’s almost made this entire season worthwhile.

#3, I believe it’s “crazier than a bag of weasels.” Either way. The man is batshit crazy.

Poor LSU, they still will be playing in New Orleans. Man, if I’m a Dawg fan right about now (hello, Orson) I wouldn’t be thinking woohoo, hot diggity damn, right about now.

BTW – the Tournament of Roses just called – they said if Les becomes the Michigan coach, the Wolverines are officially disinvited from all future Rose Bowl games.

On the other hand, Coach Richt can expect a phone call this week from Pasadena.

D-MAC wants you to know that he got that wood.

The way this season is going it would have almost been more MAO! if LSU had won.

Houston Nutt,
We barely knew you. Your life in the SEC was cut short, but you took out one other “crazy as Col. Kurtz”
coach in the end, one last suicide mission. Your fate was sealed, no way out, and you werent going back home without takin him in your body bag with you…..many have come close but failed at the last minute…I guess it really does take a crazy person to know how a crazy person thinks, and in this retard vs retard game of “Connect Four”, you went for it and he fell for it….no strategy, just who could mind fuck the other with no semblance of defense for 60 mins..You lead him to the overtime ambush, and for the 2nd time in the 3rd overtime in a row, he lost. Saying that makes my head hurt….
Rich Brooks does not think this strategy or gameplan was bullshit, he wrote it….

Les Miles last words in the Ar-kansas game:
“Hey Gentlemen, we are going into overtime….what possibly could go wrong?”

Several things stand out here:

1. The utterly retarded use of timeouts by Miles near the end of regulation. Not that it matters.

2. The utterly retarded shouting of “I’M THE HEAD COACH!” at the officials. Not that it matters.

3. The utterly retarded blank stare on Les Miles’ face as his coaches scream for a time-out on the sidelines. Not that it matters.

Really, I think Les Miles is Ray Goff, but with better recruits. Michigan, enjoy your taffy.

They need Nutt out of the ESSEEESEE this year. This year, teams can blame losses on McFadden, but next year, if anyone gets Nutted, it’ll be way worse than getting Croomed.

I live about 1 mile from Tiger Stadium, the party in Baton Rouge tonight should have all the makings of an Irish Wake with lithium instead of whiskey.

Matt Flynn played the game of his life…just not in a good way where you would want people to remember it.

SEC gets shut out of the BCS championship game. Can’t complain about that.

What the hell has happened to my SEC? After watching MSU come back to win, I just decided to enjoy football rather than will it to happen the way I wanted. Guess what? Arkansas played a heck of a game against an average LSU team with an idiot at the helm, and I enjoyed every second. Damn this oblong ball and the kids we love to watch kick it around. What a season. War Eagle for tomorrow, but who the hell knows what will happen?!?

#11

I beg to differ. Les Miles managed to beat Florida. And Ray Goff did have some talent. He just didn’t know how to use it…Hello, Terrell Davis?

And Ray Goff never, ever said R-Kansas. Ever.

It is completely fitting that in THIS INSANE and EXHAUSTING season, the werewolf with a chainsaw for a dick is beaten by the rabid bag of weasels…damn, weasels are hard to handle…

I wouldn’t say that that’s an average LSU team, but they do have an idiot at the helm.

“2. The utterly retarded shouting of “I’M THE HEAD COACH!” at the officials. Not that it matters.”

Why is that retarded? That was Les reaction to a dumb sideline violation call.

The real goat ain’t Miles but Bo Pelini. His defense has been getting progressively worse each week.

Dennis Franchione just voluntarily took the gas at TAMU.

Bo Pellini decided to go all Jim Hermann on their asses

“Taintslap”….heeheheheheeehe

BJ:

Is that what that was all about? I must confess that I never did figure it all out. I give props to CBS for letting us hear audio of that though. Most of the time you hear some meaningless Aflac trivia question/answer or something about Tim Tebow during those times.

(tear rolls down cheek) Thank you Houston…… thank you.

As a Big 11 guy, I have to admit that the SEC this season has been some of the most unbelievable games I have ever seen. Every. Fucking. Week. MAO!

It bears repeating:

You can’t spell Les Miles without two Ls.

#24

100 Cocktails…that was great.

You all do know that this entire season is just a chain reaction from the tragedy that took place on 1/8/2007, right?

MAO was set in motion on 1/8/2007 and will not end until everything comes full circle and Ohio State beats Kansas in the National Championship game…lol.

did anyone see the totally manic interview Houston gave after the game on ESPN? Mark May shit his pants in studio…Also D-Mac had a bat in his hand….?

I am kinda glad LSU lost, they’ve been dancing through raindrops all season and did not impress me much.

Play close games all year and it’s no surprise that you lose a couple.

I’m kind of glad the US dropped the A bomb on those Japanese cites, you know, or something like that. That kind of, you know ended a big war, a big fight in a relative way.

Nick Saban

Ohio State beating Kansas….talk about your lols. Ohio State is a fucking joke and I can’t wait to kill you motherfuckers.

I will never get tired of that picture.

Heedly … heed … heed … HEEDLY DEEDLY

Don’t look now, but the frontrunners for the title are from the Big 10, Big East and Big 12, all with one conference loss.

So have SEC fans’ heads exploded yet?

“Is that what that was all about? I must confess that I never did figure it all out. I give props to CBS for letting us hear audio of that though. Most of the time you hear some meaningless Aflac trivia question/answer or something about Tim Tebow during those times.”

Apparently yes. A ref claimed he didn’t realize Miles was one of the coaches. Now that’s just BEGGING for a punchline or maybe doesn’t need one but that’s what happened.

I don’t see Kansas getting through OU even if they get through Mizzou.

Ohio State vs. West Virginia.

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Hey Michigan, are you SUUUUUUUURE that you want Les Miles to take over? Other than the coaching snafu’s, LSU fans just might burn down the school after losing another coach sneaking out at midnight.

When I first started reading this blog a little over a year ago, I remember seeing PeteJayhawk’s name and thinking “What?! Someone’s actually willing to admit to being a Kansas football fan?”

Well, I want to take this time to congratulate you on the incredible season you’re having. Regardless of how your season ends up, you, sir, have earned my respect. It’s easy to openly root for the tOSUs and USCs of the world, but it takes balls to admit to being a KU fan and it’s nice to see a longsuffering fanbase have a moment in the sun. Kinda like a reverse Notre Dame.

#26
No disrespect to KU or Mizzou, but I am so hoping that the Mountaineers get that slow ass team of sweatervest-led suckeye in the MNC. You are one OU Big 12 Championship game win away from a second straight ass kicking.

from the ESPN write up:

“This league’s the toughest league in America and that’s why it’s hard for a lot of people to understand that every Saturday, anybody can beat anybody in this league,” Nutt said.

Or on Fridays.

HDN brilliance.

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PeteJayhawk needs to lighten up. Who pissed in his cereal?

Ohio State V. WVU is a game a lot of people will want to see. I’m sure every SEC fan thinks OSU has no speed based off one game and thus will lose, but I think it would end up being a good game. Slaton’s gone through a cold stretch and Pat White’s got fumblitis.

WVU vs. Ohio State has already been played. Last year it was Florida and this year it was Illinois. Spread Option sounds dirty on many levels in Columbus.

FUCKIN-A-RIGHT SEC Speed…sped right outta the BCS picture… At least Leslie can come to my beloved hometown and keep M’s recruits BEFORE New Years!!!!! Go Blue….err….Geaux Bleu

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the entire world of college football, for the last 100 years.

GO HAWKS

Dear SEC:

Jolly good show. We’ll take that trophy now.

Regards,
CFB North of the Mason Dixon line + west of the Mississipi

Rich Brooks, Houston Nutt, and the rest of the Nation think this is bullshit… Well not $aban, he doesn’t have time for any of this foolishness. Just beating an late-comers to the punch. MAO… any O$U fans in the house, go to the “libary” as they are called in C-BUS, and look it up. MAO!!!!! Oops, Mangino and Weis just ate our coachind search comittee…

make that “any” and “coaching”…. damn bacardi

OSU v. WVU? Man, I’m not sure that I want that match up to happen. I’m a lifelong Michigan fan with a healthy hatred for the Buckeyes, but I would cheer for Florida if they were in a position to put a whooping on WVU and get everyone to shut the hell up about the Big (l)East being a decent conference.

1. - since when is 8-4 a lost season? Boo friggen hoo.

Yak, Michigan hasn’t seen ‘any coaching’ all year.

Contrary to popular belief, us yankees are subjected to at least one SEC game every saturday… And in accordance to my SEC to Big Ten dictionary, you would call that “treated”. SEC speed must really be something. I mean could anyone else recover fumbled kickoffs with such zest and zeal as the SEC? Way to showcase the best you have to offer. OMG SEC RULZ….(I just threw up in my mouth a lot)

When are we finally going to stop listening to coaches from the SEC talk about how tough their conference is (referencing Nutt’s comments)? Doesn’t anyone see through that bullshit as nothing more than a way to help soften the blow of a conference loss to the rabid fan bases that are waiting to lynch a coach after every loss.

The SEC is no different than any other conference in terms of “beating up on each other.” Look around at the conferences, there’s only 1 team left (that matters) that is undefeated, the rest of the 1 and 2 loss teams just about all have losses in conference play.

If any conference has the right to complain it should be the Pac-10, each team plays every team in the conference every year.

SEC people please shut the fuck up! The Big10 was 2-1 against the SEC in bowls last year.

SEC speed >the majority of the CBS top 10 WR special… Represent WOoT!!!!Freddie Biletnikoff, Holla!!!

WVU is 2 wins away from the national title game.

EXCELSIOR!

and Colt Brennan just dropped-in yet another perfect pass for yet another TD…the guy is unreal, he’s the last QB anyone wants to face in a BCS game (which Hawaii rightfully deserves…we saw what Boise State did last season)

Can’t blame Pellini for the Dorsey injury.

I bet Hawaii or Boise could beat WVU right now.

I guess this means that Arkansas Fans will want to fire their coach now…

The EDSBS comments have turned into an intra conference pissing match? No one could’ve expected that.

You can’t spell “Les Miles” without two L’s, Michigan fans.

Re #54, probably around the same time every legitimate talking head stops saying the same thing. Or maybe around the time your BCS teams stop fighting the second tier programs of the South like UCF and East Carolina for our leavin’s in the recruiting battles.

Apparently your own coaches are part of the vast conspiracy of SEC superiority backed by nothing more than historic on-field results, alumni in the NFL, and recruiting hotbeds/rankings.

Well, Honorable SEC fans spell Lloyd Carr as “Llllllloyd” so in the SEC only “2 L’s” would win the SEC….. At least get us in the SECCG…. Or should I wait til UGA loses? DacoachOwudbedumfowndedtrynabeat..dagofahzuvdabigtelevn…. Parity bitches…. That means top to bottom. Croom woulda lost his job at a MAC school years ago…..but he keeps beatin so called “superior” conference teams….. AKA tha gophers

I go to Arkansas, and this kinda depresses me.

Nutt’s quitting after this season, and now his last regular season game will have been being a)Arkansas’s main rival and b)the #1 team in the country.

So I don’t really know how all of this works at all, but can someone please imagine a way that USC plays LSU in a bowl game this year? Is LSU wins the SEC and Oregon wins the Pac-10, they can meet in the Sugar Bowl, right? Right? Please tell me I’m right.

Petejayhawk,
Seriously, I understand you being pumped about your jayhawks, however its quite easy to acquire an 11-0 record when you’ve played two teams with winning records….Beat Missouri and OU in the title game. If that happens, I will gladly roll out the red carpet for your team.

Rich Brooks thinks that Les Miles is the head coach, and any of you who think otherwise are completely bullshitting him

#54

Seriously, the Pac-10 complaining?…I’ll give you Arizona St, Oregon and USC, after that there is a drastic fall. I would much rather play a Washington, Arizona, Oregon St, as opposed to Auburn, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, Arkansas. Hell im scared to see what Ole Miss (the worst team in the SEC) would do to Stanford, Washington, or Washington St. Pound for pound, the SEC is the most dominant conference in the country.

Put Kansas in the SEC, they may acquire a 5-3 conference record, MAYBE!..
WV, 5-3 maybe…
Ohio St, 6-2 maybe….

The list goes on….

Jesus Christ, as a Buckeye fan, I’m somewhat appalled. I have to say that anyone who read this thread without knowing what game it was inspired by, they’d think Ohio State finally beat an SEC team or some other sort of once-in-a-lifetime miracle had just happened.

Look B10 fans, an SEC team might not be up for the national title anymore, but let’s at least wait until after the bowl season to compare conferences. If all our Big Ten boys get pasted in bowl games by SEC teams, Orson will need to haul in truckloads of crow for all of us.

Let’s at least have a winning record in bowl games this year before we start talking trash.

If OSU plays for the national championship… god. that’d be fucking ridiculous. Hawaii deserves to play in that game more.

Bilbo Baggins??? Wasn’t he a wide receiver for the old Browns? Or is reefer madness setting in?

we’ll miss you Mr. Nutt

oh hell who are we kidding….we’re not going to miss you at all….

Maybe but I think OSU would have beat LSU yesterday.

Could all the OSU trash go find a big ten board to pollute? Please?

LSU vs. Arky was a great game!

Congratulations and salutations to both teams.

But, LSU is not done losing.

They will lose in the SEC chumpionship game. (misspelling on purpose)

Les MIles is too much of a distraction – going to Mich mess.

Too bad it will not be possible to match LSU and USC in a bowl game. Now that would rock!

Too bad USC got healthy too late in the season.

So let me get this straight. Because LSU lost, the SEC sucks, OSU is a good team now playing in a tough conference? Same for WVU? One has nothing to do with the other.

As a Tigers fan, there’s only one thing to say – and it took me 13 hours to even be able to talk about it:

Wilford Brimley Bukkake Party!

Fuck!!!

In all honesty, I have to concede that the SEC was a bit down this year. But then, so was most of college football. The second best team in the Big 10 is a youthful, Ron Zook coached Illinois team. Oregon was a legit team before Dixon went down, but does anyone think ASU or USC are dominant teams? An overacheiving UConn team is an upset away from winning the Big East, and would anyone be shocked if it happens with the sudden case of fumbilitis Pat White has developed combined with Slaton’s average play (by his standards) this season? I like the Kansas-Mizzou story, and I woould like to see one of them in the title game, but I would bet the farm that Oklahoma beats whomever wins that game. The ACC is, well, the ACC. There simply isn’t a dominant team this year in any conference. For some it’s coaching (see: LSU), others youth (see: UF, UGA, Texas) and some had to deal with rashes of injuries or at least key ones (see: USC, Oregon). Weird year.

This game illustrates why people promote the SEC as being deep and tough.

Arkansas will finish tied for 6th in the conference standings. It has a legitimate Heisman contender in Darren McFadden, who will be a top 3 draft pick, along with Felix Jones, who is nearly as explosive, and Marcus Monk, a 6’ 6" sure-handed receiver. Three top-shelf offensive weapons.

The sixth place team in the Big Ten is Iowa who has… ? Well, Albert Young, but he didn’t even make 1,000 yards rushing.

Sixth place in the Pac 10 is Arizona, who is under .500 and has had enough problems that many have suggested its coach will be fired.

Sixth place in the Big East is Pitt, who is dreadful.

The Big 12 standings are a mess, but sixth place is around the Texas Tech/Oklahoma State/Texas A&M range, and only Tech in Michael Crabtree has an elite-level offensive player.

Tied for 6th in the ACC are Georgia Tech, who is painful to watch and woefully mediocre but at least has Tashard Choice, and FSU, who is adrift at sea offensively and uneven defensively.

Now, Arkansas defense has been pretty bad for most of the year, but there’s always that threat that McFadden and Jones could take over and single handedly win the game. No other team that far down in the conference standings has that threat.

Rickus – spot on, my friend. This year is a down year for everyone. And don’t forget how injury-plagued USC was.

Next year will have some certifiable juggernauts – Florida, Georgia, Oklahoma, Ohio State, West Virginia (if Slaton and White return), and possibly USC depending on Matt Sanchez’s development.

Oh, and I didn’t see this mentioned by anyone, but what was up with the LSU crowd? I’ve never seen them more reserved.

Humanitarian and Harvey Wireman,
It’s theoretically possible for LSU and USC to meet in the Sugar if Oregon wins the P10, but it’s doubtful that all the other BCS bowls would pass on USC. Sugar gets last pick this year.

what if LSU loses the SECCG? could they play USC in an at large vs. at large game?

PW,

That would depend on who they lose to, and whether or not Georgia beats Georgia Tech (which admittedly, looks like as much of a lock as a game can look in the unpredictable clusterfuck of a season).

PW,
The only possible at-large v. at-large bowls would be the Fiesta if the B12 champion goes to the NCG or the Sugar if Georgia somehow makes the NCG to face Ohio State (it could happen if WVU loses and Oklahoma wins the B12). If it’s the Fiesta, they will be hard pressed not to take the loser of Kansas/Mizzou to replace the B12 champ. The Sugar might be able to take both LSU and USC if they lose Georgia to the big one.

In a different scenario, if LSU loses the SECCG to Tennessee, the Tigers could face USC in the Rose if Oregon loses again and Oklahoma spoils hopes of the Kansas/Mizzou winner, sending Ohio State to the NCG, but I don’t think that the Rose would take a 3-loss (2 in a row) LSU over other at-large teams, such as 1-loss Kansas or 2-loss Georgia (not SEC champs).

It wouldn’t be possible for UGA to only have 2 losses unless they win the SEC, in which case they’re going to New Orleans.

nevermind, I immediately remembered that UT is still in the mix.

As a Buckeye fan, it tickles me a little that, in some of the story lines following last night’s madness, Michigan is an indirect reason for the Buckeyes to be back in the front three for the MNC game.

“LSU appeared off their game last night, Kirk. It might have to do with this controversy surrounding Les Miles and his future at Michigan. None of these guys would admit to it, nor Les Miles himself, but somewhere, deep down, they were thinking about it, and that was enough to give Arkansas the edge.”

Gotta love those story lines. Of course, I don’t believe that BS, but if anyone else heard how much the announcers wanted LSU to win last night… of course, it couldn’t be Arkansas that beat LSU, it had to have been LSU beating LSU.

…and that’s the kind of start I like to see for the new coach up north, bringing the Buckeyes up to the MNC.

This is what you get when you get SEC speed with retard coaching…….vs SEC speed with run over dog crazycoaching….this proves the theorem that crazy always beats retard, always. Crazy is a choice and is never self aware, and alot more dangerous….retard is always strong, but predictable…..easy to trick…
2 man rush is crazy and genius at the same time….another Festivus miracle

Anyone who thinks the Miles to Michigan talk had anything to do with that lose is fucking stupid. LSU has been playing with fire all year long. They gave up 466 yards to the worst team in the SEC.

91- Post of the year.

Okay, I’m going to draw the line there. There is no fucking way Hawaii deserves to get in over Ohio State with the last-overall SOS in the entire fucking FBS when Ohio State’s is at least 31st depending on who you listen to. Who the fuck has Hawaii beaten? The same Boise State team that was blown out by a Washington team that Ohio State in turn blew out?

Stop basing your judgments of tOSU off of one fucking game. I don’t even think we’ll make the title game, but if we do, you’d be an idiot not to give us a shot against the murderer’s row of Kansas, Missouri or West Fucking Virginia.

Will DMac be bringing the wood to New York?