THANKSGIVING: THE PLAN
We had a turdulent day today, thus the relative silence on the blog. Apologies. We’ll make it up to you sometime.*
The plan for Thanksgiving is this:
1. Run the Atlanta Half-Marathon tomorrow. We’ll be in a bright orange shirt and coughing up blood. This should easily narrow it down to seven white males at most.
2. Eat our college football-themed Turducken.
Brilliant work by Chef Weis and his sous-chef, Brian from House Rock Built.
3. Play Rock Band. We almost took out a lamp this morning when we lost a drumstick playing the drum part to “Maps.” We never liked that lamp anyway.
4. Post updates on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Keep eyes peeled.
Enjoy your holiday, and travel safely.
*Meaning never. We ain’t gonna lie, lawya.
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Brian says:
Am I to assume you woke up early to play rock band, and THEN went to work? Otherwise, how can a day spent playing video games be described as turdulent. My suspicion is the game sucked you in and you shirked your posting ‘responsibilities’ for the day.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:22 pm
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kleph says:
pain is just weakness leaving the body. feel free to fill it back up with beer.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:22 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
FUCK YOU I WAS IN A THREE AND A HALF HOUR LONG FUCKING MEETING AND MY GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT SITTING STILL FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS TALKING BUDGET NUMBERS DOES TO A BLOGGER GODDAMMIT????????????
November 21st, 2007 at 4:23 pm
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Gatorwalsh says:
Turkey Trot!
November 21st, 2007 at 4:25 pm
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Brian says:
Woah such an outburst has not been seen since the LSU loss.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
I’m still killing-mad that anyone would talk for 3.5 hours straight without offering the courtesy of a hand job or cocaine.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:33 pm
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oc phil says:
Cocaine? Even Rockso is off that stuff now.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:35 pm
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PW says:
Brian @ 5
Uh…this:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/10/27/georgiaflorida-a-summary/
November 21st, 2007 at 4:35 pm
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DC Trojan says:
well I’m not much of a blogger (just to pre-empt the obvious retort), but having spent entire days mapping government paper-shuffling processes with groups of cranky bureaucrats competing to see who retires soonest, or sitting in windowless rooms working up (ie, making up) the numbers to justify systems investments, I’ve got some idea of how tedious that must have been.
November 21st, 2007 at 4:41 pm
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Dr. StrangeCock says:
And to think that Weis was once close to becoming the Gamecock’s head coach…
•shudder•
November 21st, 2007 at 4:47 pm
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bitterhorn says:
Is pre-holiday Bunda on the menu, perchance?
November 21st, 2007 at 4:48 pm
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The Humanitarian says:
Who wants to start a rock band, or just play some Metallica or Faith No More songs? Find me as YouthIncindiary – it creeps me out to think I’m playing the game against 12 year old kids. and yeah, I know incendiary is spelled wrong.
November 21st, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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Bama Apologist says:
wOOT
November 21st, 2007 at 5:13 pm
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Bama Apologist says:
Nick Saban could have avoided all this controversy if he would have simply said this:
“Relative to the process and catastrophic events, if Auburn prevails in the Iron Bowl, the terrorist win….”
November 21st, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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Reed says:
Am I the only one that mistook the chef depicted here as Uncle Milty before reading the caption? There’s a lewd double entendre about cock in there somewhere…
November 21st, 2007 at 5:20 pm
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PW says:
15
…there always is.
November 21st, 2007 at 5:25 pm
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Bama Apologist says:
Orson,
A 3.5 hr meeting…with your rock band??? What meeting could tie up a brilliant mind for 3.5 hrs? Were you meeting with the NCAA rules committee?
Too many clashes of personalities in a rock band, I can see myself being like James Hetfield vs Lars in a heated exchange over a video-game-RedBull-induced hissy fit for my 5 yr old not keeping the beat, or any other unsuspecting In law who wants to join the virtual
heavy metal outfit that is The Dark Side of Under
November 21st, 2007 at 5:25 pm
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MightyMighty Mitzu says:
3.5 hours of someone talking seems excessive?
You, sirs, have been too long out of class. Either that or you all didn’t take night classes in Florida.
November 21st, 2007 at 5:31 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Better Turkey Suggestion Photo Dept:
I would have had a picture of a turkey (the animal) holding a plate with Charlie Weis ‘dressed’ like the turkey with an image of Saban used as giblets…
…those are the top two “Turkeys of the Year” of the college football world…
…at least Charlie gets on one top list this year….(his recruiting class will slide by the end of this year)….
bye to all, have a good looooong weekend…
…and may USC get back on the front page of the Bs-BCS leaderboard after this weekend’s games….
November 21st, 2007 at 5:50 pm
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asim says:
Rock Band is pretty awesome, I have to say.
November 21st, 2007 at 5:59 pm
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doubtingthomas says:
#14 Kudos
And am I the only dork who got Mass Effect and am now looking forward to a weekend of leveling up my characters? Between Bioshock, Halo, Half Life 2, and Call of Duty 4, I feel like a interstellar mercenary. Which is better than being a football fan of the Crimson Tide over the past month, I guess.
November 21st, 2007 at 6:30 pm
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Acid Reign says:
…..I’ve tried to record rock, with family. It rarely ends well. The tape don’t lie. (Or digital, hard-drive equivalent.) If you sound like crap, it will be IN YOUR FACE when you listen to the playback. Then you have the “no, no, you come in on the “and” of three, NOT four!” arguments. “Um, son? Fills are for transitions. You can’t just suddenly start pounding out ‘wipeout’ in the middle of a verse!”
…..Yay, MIDI. Yay multi-tracking. Go away, leave me alone, and I’ll make a song…
November 21st, 2007 at 7:10 pm
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Bama Apologist says:
#22
Yes, Rockband could have saved countless “families” from damaging their relationships…..kinda like a dry run before getting famous to see how your siblings handle pressure….aka OASIS-the Gallagher bros…
You could start doing drugs and drinkin while at home, then see how that affects the dynamics trying to carry “the band” while your brother, the lead singer is so drunk he cant remember the lyrics while performing lying on the floor in the living room dry heaving…..look I know he’s only 8 but he has gotta suck it up if we are gonna rock the VFW next week…
November 21st, 2007 at 7:46 pm
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rocco says:
That blog sucked.
Trojans vs. Ohio State for the National Champs FTW after all y’all other bilneeyitchaz choke the next 2 weeks
November 21st, 2007 at 8:13 pm
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Alabama Apologist says:
The true reaction of Tide Fans everywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wGy48pZrLg
November 21st, 2007 at 8:27 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
That’s Doctor Roxxo to you OC. Doctor. Kiyiyiyiyeeeaahhhhh.
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:41 am
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Even TAFKAtOSU.
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:58 am
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GreyG8r says:
Looked for you at the race Orson. I was wearing the Frank Shorter Old School Florida Orange Track Shirt. Race weather sucked, Shirt color sucked, food at end sucked and along the way I only got to harass the Tenn. Vol fans, not the Dawg fans this year. Oh Well.
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:16 am
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Anonymous IV says:
Running, the sport of anti-social bastards. I know this beacuse I am an anti-social bastard. As someone who enjoys running and on numerous occasions has run half marathons have a great time.
Shane Falco: I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn’t be our style.
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:43 pm
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kleph says:
crysis pwns yoo
November 23rd, 2007 at 1:14 am