THANKSGIVING: THE PLAN
We had a turdulent day today, thus the relative silence on the blog. Apologies. We'll make it up to you sometime.*
The plan for Thanksgiving is this:
1. Run the Atlanta Half-Marathon tomorrow. We'll be in a bright orange shirt and coughing up blood. This should easily narrow it down to seven white males at most.
2. Eat our college football-themed Turducken.

Brilliant work by Chef Weis and his sous-chef, Brian from House Rock Built.
3. Play Rock Band. We almost took out a lamp this morning when we lost a drumstick playing the drum part to "Maps." We never liked that lamp anyway.
4. Post updates on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Keep eyes peeled.
Enjoy your holiday, and travel safely.
*Meaning never. We ain't gonna lie, lawya.
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Am I to assume you woke up early to play rock band, and THEN went to work? Otherwise, how can a day spent playing video games be described as turdulent. My suspicion is the game sucked you in and you shirked your posting ‘responsibilities’ for the day.
by Brian on Nov 21, 2007 4:22 PM EST reply actions
pain is just weakness leaving the body. feel free to fill it back up with beer.
by kleph on Nov 21, 2007 4:22 PM EST reply actions
FUCK YOU I WAS IN A THREE AND A HALF HOUR LONG FUCKING MEETING AND MY GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT SITTING STILL FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS TALKING BUDGET NUMBERS DOES TO A BLOGGER GODDAMMIT????
by Orson Swindle on Nov 21, 2007 4:23 PM EST reply actions
Woah such an outburst has not been seen since the LSU loss.
by Brian on Nov 21, 2007 4:28 PM EST reply actions
I’m still killing-mad that anyone would talk for 3.5 hours straight without offering the courtesy of a hand job or cocaine.
by Orson Swindle on Nov 21, 2007 4:33 PM EST reply actions
by PW on Nov 21, 2007 4:35 PM EST reply actions
well I’m not much of a blogger (just to pre-empt the obvious retort), but having spent entire days mapping government paper-shuffling processes with groups of cranky bureaucrats competing to see who retires soonest, or sitting in windowless rooms working up (ie, making up) the numbers to justify systems investments, I’ve got some idea of how tedious that must have been.
by DC Trojan on Nov 21, 2007 4:41 PM EST reply actions
And to think that Weis was once close to becoming the Gamecock’s head coach…
shudder
by Dr. StrangeCock on Nov 21, 2007 4:47 PM EST reply actions
Is pre-holiday Bunda on the menu, perchance?
by bitterhorn on Nov 21, 2007 4:48 PM EST reply actions
Who wants to start a rock band, or just play some Metallica or Faith No More songs? Find me as YouthIncindiary – it creeps me out to think I’m playing the game against 12 year old kids. and yeah, I know incendiary is spelled wrong.
by The Humanitarian on Nov 21, 2007 5:07 PM EST reply actions
Nick Saban could have avoided all this controversy if he would have simply said this:
“Relative to the process and catastrophic events, if Auburn prevails in the Iron Bowl, the terrorist win….”
by Bama Apologist on Nov 21, 2007 5:15 PM EST reply actions
Am I the only one that mistook the chef depicted here as Uncle Milty before reading the caption? There’s a lewd double entendre about cock in there somewhere…
by Reed on Nov 21, 2007 5:20 PM EST reply actions
Orson,
A 3.5 hr meeting…with your rock band??? What meeting could tie up a brilliant mind for 3.5 hrs? Were you meeting with the NCAA rules committee?
Too many clashes of personalities in a rock band, I can see myself being like James Hetfield vs Lars in a heated exchange over a video-game-RedBull-induced hissy fit for my 5 yr old not keeping the beat, or any other unsuspecting In law who wants to join the virtual
heavy metal outfit that is The Dark Side of Under
by Bama Apologist on Nov 21, 2007 5:25 PM EST reply actions
3.5 hours of someone talking seems excessive?
You, sirs, have been too long out of class. Either that or you all didn’t take night classes in Florida.
by MightyMighty Mitzu on Nov 21, 2007 5:31 PM EST reply actions
Better Turkey Suggestion Photo Dept:
I would have had a picture of a turkey (the animal) holding a plate with Charlie Weis ‘dressed’ like the turkey with an image of Saban used as giblets…
…those are the top two “Turkeys of the Year” of the college football world…
…at least Charlie gets on one top list this year….(his recruiting class will slide by the end of this year)….
bye to all, have a good looooong weekend…
…and may USC get back on the front page of the Bs-BCS leaderboard after this weekend’s games….
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Nov 21, 2007 5:50 PM EST reply actions
- Kudos
And am I the only dork who got Mass Effect and am now looking forward to a weekend of leveling up my characters? Between Bioshock, Halo, Half Life 2, and Call of Duty 4, I feel like a interstellar mercenary. Which is better than being a football fan of the Crimson Tide over the past month, I guess.
by doubtingthomas on Nov 21, 2007 6:30 PM EST reply actions
…..I’ve tried to record rock, with family. It rarely ends well. The tape don’t lie. (Or digital, hard-drive equivalent.) If you sound like crap, it will be IN YOUR FACE when you listen to the playback. Then you have the "no, no, you come in on the “and” of three, NOT four!" arguments. “Um, son? Fills are for transitions. You can’t just suddenly start pounding out ‘wipeout’ in the middle of a verse!”
…..Yay, MIDI. Yay multi-tracking. Go away, leave me alone, and I’ll make a song…
by Acid Reign on Nov 21, 2007 7:10 PM EST reply actions
#22
Yes, Rockband could have saved countless “families” from damaging their relationships…..kinda like a dry run before getting famous to see how your siblings handle pressure….aka OASIS-the Gallagher bros…
You could start doing drugs and drinkin while at home, then see how that affects the dynamics trying to carry “the band” while your brother, the lead singer is so drunk he cant remember the lyrics while performing lying on the floor in the living room dry heaving…..look I know he’s only 8 but he has gotta suck it up if we are gonna rock the VFW next week…
by Bama Apologist on Nov 21, 2007 7:46 PM EST reply actions
That blog sucked.
Trojans vs. Ohio State for the National Champs FTW after all y’all other bilneeyitchaz choke the next 2 weeks
by rocco on Nov 21, 2007 8:13 PM EST reply actions
The true reaction of Tide Fans everywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wGy48pZrLg
by Alabama Apologist on Nov 21, 2007 8:27 PM EST reply actions
That’s Doctor Roxxo to you OC. Doctor. Kiyiyiyiyeeeaahhhhh.
by LSUJoshua on Nov 22, 2007 3:41 AM EST reply actions
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Even TAFKAtOSU.
by Jorgé the Bass Player on Nov 22, 2007 8:58 AM EST reply actions
Looked for you at the race Orson. I was wearing the Frank Shorter Old School Florida Orange Track Shirt. Race weather sucked, Shirt color sucked, food at end sucked and along the way I only got to harass the Tenn. Vol fans, not the Dawg fans this year. Oh Well.
by GreyG8r on Nov 22, 2007 11:16 AM EST reply actions
Running, the sport of anti-social bastards. I know this beacuse I am an anti-social bastard. As someone who enjoys running and on numerous occasions has run half marathons have a great time.
Shane Falco: I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn’t be our style.
by Anonymous IV on Nov 22, 2007 12:43 PM EST reply actions

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