CURIOUS INDEX, 11/21/07

I have to post my Ode to Tim Tebow, just in case FSU’s trash talk is right:

Goodbye Tim Tebow
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to run yourself
While those around you waited for the ball
They crawled out of the pile
And Urb whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your game.

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Always knowing who to throw to
When the rush set in
And The NFL would have liked to have known you
But you were just a kid
Your shoulder burned out long before
Your legend ever did

That Poon Fight was better than the Zapruder film.

Despite Florida’s glaring lack of secondary depth, I still see them taking the game but closer than the 13-4 point spread woul indicate. On the way there, I see Percy Harvin and Myron Rolle getting into it a little bit after a play, I see a huge day for special teams, and I see a random FSU defensive player performing the equivalent of a Zed-on-Marcellus Wallace act on one of Florida’s skill players without the referees calling a penalty. You know, the usual…

Brian, I’m teared up…that was glorious!

Orson rides Marta to work? I salute you sir. That takes balls.

On the flip side, were it not for Marta, I’d have not made ith ome after the debacle that was the GT-ND game in atlanta in ’06.

Brian – it is quite fitting that Elton John is serenading young Tebow.

Nice poon fight! The dude on the left of the Duck chick was so uncomfortable. The guy in the hat in front knew the drill and was hoping for the same thing that we all were – that the two chicks would kiss.

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On the way there, I see Percy Harvin and Myron Rolle getting into it a little bit after a play.

Why would Percy Harvin and Myron Rolle go see a play on their way to the game? That’s the worst prediction I’ve ever heard.

Poon Fight seems a more apropos name for this year’s “Iron Bowl”.

If you speed it up you can tell the blond is cursing, and she’s kinda hot, so that just ups the ante. Thats all it’s missing, is the full speed view.

Holy Shit—- I stand corrected:

http://www.myronrolle.net/school.php

Rolle getting into anything with Percy would most certainly have to occur AFTER a play because Harvin would have to wait in the endzone for Rolle to catch up and start jawing. You know, the usual.

What’s up with the dude on the far left in the blue windbreaker ? Does it say “Argentina” on it ?

#10—Wow. That Myron Rolle link is the greatest thing since the Dan Hawkins blog.

One of the ‘other’ videos you can watch in the small list at the bottom is by Dr. Ng Poon Chew…I failed the maturity test.

That’s the worst Spurrier impression I’ve ever seen, but I love it ’cause he makes the OBC sound like my 80 year old grandmother.

I’ve never laughed so hard during a game as when I watched the poon fight. Man that was good stuff.

crabs @ 8

ZING!!!

i love that damn bates video. i’ve seen it 100 times and it still gets me.

PW:

I thought I was joking as well. But that Myron Rolle theatrical write-up you found it too funny to be made up, I guess Percy will have to one-up him by scoring on a reverse, hushing the crowd and delivering the following:

“What’s he that wishes so?
My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark’d to die, we are now
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.”

Oh yeah, and I’m getting the Rolly-Harvin premonition from the supposed bad blood between the two stemming from their 2006 Army All-American Bowl time together and the hilarious comments from Harvin after burning Rolle during last year’s game in Tallahassee…

I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS “POON”

at least the oregon chick was hotter…

PW & rjsplow

If Urban Meyer is analogous to Prospero in The Tempest, is Tebow then analogous to Ariel or Caliban?

POON

_oon Fight was good.

Soundtrack made it s_ecial.

…

Ah, what the hell…

poon

[looks around, nothing happens]

…

POON!

Re #19, the Ducks can take some consolation that despite getting their tails kicked on the field and in the stands, in both cases people easily distracted by shiny things thought they were prettier when it all started.

Blond hair! High scoring offense! My ticket tastes funny!

Also, did EDBS get linked from frattinghard.com or do they have some sort of instinctive response to that word? Can they be lured away?

What’s that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

SH: depends on what kind of fan you are. Florida fan? Ariel in Caliban’s body. Fan of another school? Straight-up Caliban

shenanigans?

Ron English is a fine, upstanding, ‘Michigan Man’, and should absolutely be the next head coach at UM. please, please, please.

—signed: The rest of the Big Ten (except Minnesota)

“Portland, Oregon and a slow gin fizz, if that ain’t love then tell me what is…” The soundtrack made the fight even better…

rjsplow:

If you are an FSU fan, then, like most fans in the section I sit in, you would analogize X Lee to Othello, and D Weatherford to Iago,

I’m sure that’s exactly what those fans are doing when they “put up the X sign for the ‘X-Man.’”

that video..was awesome

I’m sure some of you have seen this already, but it’s great unintentional comedy for the SEC crowd. For the rest of us it’s just informative. Like this, “Just down the street, at the Gold Club Cabaret (that’s a fancy name for strip club), the sign is the more regionally flavorful ‘Geaux Tigers.’” So that’s what those are, good to know, thanks NPR!

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=16442714

As with any girl fight, I was hoping they would start making out at the end.

OoC @ 6 – Bullshit. He was hoping for Pam Grier in the 70’s style catfight: clothing flying through the air, then the kissing.

OoC @ 6 – Bullshit. He was hoping for Pam Grier in the 70’s style catfight: clothing flying through the air, titties flying all over the place, a shower and then the kissing.

Saban MAKES time for poon fights

fuck…i was too late for the “shenanigans” joke series.

“i don’t want a large farva…i want a liter of cola.”

The dude in the brown had no idea how to react. All the other guys were hoping for duck poon’s shirt to get ripped off. You can tell Fernando Valenzuela in the Dodger hat sure enjoyed the whole thing.

That clip of Bates never ceases to have me laughing my ass off.

Rumor in the Courier-Journal has Kragthorpe leaving for SMU. No word yet on who’s supplying the rail…

“Does this look like spit to you?”

“Yes.”

“Ah, fuck it.”

Ron English: the official “Mollify the BCA” interview of the Michigan coaching search.

Ron English has so many gaps in his teeth, it looks like his tongue is in jail.

He also has so many gaps in his defense his team lost 4 games. Already.

“W” Dept:

Had no idea that Jenna Bush was a Duck fan.

Feisty babes…..I’d hit that!!! (And they’d hit baaaack!!!)

“Repeat, and rock back and forth hugging your knees in the basement like you just saw the Crimson face of Lucifer himself.”…..Orson, I think you just gave the best description on Nick Saban I have ever read…..and I am sure after this weeks practices, the Alabama players wouldnt disagree, since what you describe is probaly how they ended up after every practice anyway, usually after the “waterboarding” part in lieu of windsprints for paryting all night til 4am before the ULM game….

NPR article linked above discussing an Ole Miss Booster: “He’ll loan out his private jet when the school wants to fly in a coaching prospect or a hotshot professor.”

Read between the lines: His crop duster has two seats.

Kudos to that video creator, not for the Pooning, but the judicious use of Loretta Lynn as a soundtrack.

Bill-Gator – ahh hell, you’re right. I was trying not to be too greedy, but it’s Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for titties just like the next guy, so why not. Let’s hope they rip their clothes off too!

Oh, now I get it. This is why we suck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc-2EGPQNVM&feature=related

That video was pretty funny, even if most arguments in there were shaky at best.

Jimmy Clausen Prom Pics

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1790181

Whats wrong with poon?

http://poonsec.blogspot.com/

http://pac-10poon.blogspot.com/

http://www.bigtenpoon.blogspot.com/

http://www.accpoon.com/

OoC @ 45

It’s all good. We can all dream, though. I, btw, am a fine connoisseur of tits and their related nick-names. I am curious about the brunette what she is hiding beneath that sweater.

By the way: what kind of name is Poon?

Answer: Comanche Indian.

Re #54:

+2 to you. 1 for the Fletch reference. The other for the appropriate handle to go along with the post.

“We’re leery of referring to young women collectively as `poon.’ "

Why so? Is that not the correct pluralization? What would be, then? Poonage? Poonii? Poonses?

Yeh, I watched that game and saw the chicks jockeying for position, mainly the Arizona chick, who was beyond Fubar, just throwing so many elbows, it look like Jabbar vs Byrd underneath the basket, til the chick with the tight white shirt finally had enough and pulled a Steven Segal—like move before the camera cut away, all we needed was 10 more seconds and we would have seen a Lite Beer commercial with the clothes flying off, and I would have been pouring on the baby oil..oops wait….uhhh never mind…carry on….

The poon video is amazing; nice play by play.
What song was used in the Poon video?

I don’t want Tebow to win the Heisman – that award is too glamorous for its own good. Tebow needs to win the Davey O’Brien award which takes into consideration both on and off-field achievements. The O’Brien award actually means something.

Pelican Pants @ 57

HA HA! Uncomfortable revealation!

Great video. “Please don’t do that.” I can see Tebow saying that. That guy is a monster, but he is still nice. :-)

By the way, Florida has got this weekends game in the bag. FSU has no chance.

#57
I meant if I was there, I would pour baby oil on them….just to be clear

Isn’t anyone going to post the link for “Poon of Georgia Tech?”

the biches love being refered to as poon…thats how I kick my game, i get my face in front of the bitches and I say “woman- give me that poon”

While we are at it….I cant get YouTube at work, but search Rodney Carrington “Show them to Me”….best live performance with obligatory poonage, best lines after a nice flashing “God bless you woman….I’d like to shake your daddys hand.” I will be going to a live Rodney Carrington concert, if not for this song alone….plenty of talent in that audience

Where is TCOAN Dept:

After reading the breathtaking “poon” commentary today, which is quite funny, I can see why TCOAN has decided not to play with us anymore. Rats!

This is something she might say to our less esteemed comedians today:

“You guys would not know what to do with poon if it hit you in the face, having never gotten clos to a reak one…”…

…or comments to that effect with better grammar and more descriptive adjetives for the commentators.

typo fix

“…gotten close to a real one….”

I can’t spell either!

#56
I think if would be a “herd of poons” or “temple of poon”?
That is a question for the ages, never had the opportunity or money to enjoy more than one @ a time…and some times thats more than I want to put up with after awhile… Urban dictionary, sadly, is not help…..

Temple of Poon would be a great band name. Also, a couple of friends said they swore there was a porn called “In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon,” which is one of the great porn movie titles ever.

Collective nouns, or perhaps poonerisms?

You could go for alliteration: a pod of poon.

You could describe when it all goes wrong: a murder of poon.

But I think naming it after a potential location of same might work: a grotto of poon.

a) “Poon” is a compliment. It means “pretty”

b) Song is the opening to “Portland, Oregon” by Loretta Lynn with Jack White. Synced like it was made for that clip.

Does this count as this week’s cheesecake?

Let the mayhem begin.

http://www.pubquizhelp.34sp.com/animals/groups.html

Does Ole Miss get any Fulmer Cup points for the pillow theft? I mean, their season has effectively been over for a few months.

November 15, 2007

U.S. Military Wasting All Its Victories On Notre Dame

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_military_wasting_all_its

How about “skirts,” then?

@ 49: How much do you wanna bet the person who made the video was the guy at the end? Playas be hatin’.

Batesy is one funny mofo. His Spurrier impression as awful but hilarious.