QUALITY PAC-10 RIVALRY TAUNTIN'

Looks to me that Donald is laughing at the size of their package. Tis the time of year to break into song…

OSU our pants are off to you!
Beavers, bastards, sons of bitches too.
We’ll smoke your cigarettes, we’ll fuck your majorettes,
(little) OSU Fuck you!..

(sung to the tune of the little OSU fight song).

Trust me, they really dig it when we whip out that ditty…

Don’t underestomate the vitriol behind the Apple Cup, the Civil War, The Big Game, and the Crosstown Rivalry.

After UCLA defeated USC last year, some UCLA fan decided it would be a good idea to smash some USC fan in the face with a beer bottle. The dude lost his eye, from what I recall.

There’s class no matter where you are. Besides, there’s plenty of fans from the IE out here in La-La land to make sure we keep the crazy redneck quota up to snuff.

I remember last year bruinsnation was pissed at Cal fans for beating up a fucla student in the Cal student section. (turned out he was a Cal fan dumb enough to wear baby bruin colors in the student section and egg on the crowd….bdurrrr!)

Anyway moral of story: a couple weeks later an SC fan got stabbed…in the eyeball….by a classsaaaay fucla fan, and we didn’t hear much more from the fucla fans.

Hear hear, #2. Although as an Arizona State alum, I’m kind of sad that you left out the Territorial Cup. I’ve been in more than a few fights on that one. Children and old grandmothers have walked away crying. It’s not a friendly game.

We’re past that old Pac-8 animosity, aren’t we?

I hope they have the “Piss on ’em” anti-UGA urinal mats this weekend at Bobby Dodd, boy those were key.

#4

Wait, Arizona…is that a state?

I kid, I kid. I lived in Tucson for a couple of years and went to one Territorial Cup game. Those are some ca-ray-zee folks, let me tell you.

I must say that most ASU fans I run in to are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. ‘Zona fans are just crazed loonies. Any team that rushes the field after a victory against UCLA needs some therapy, or instructions on how to celebrate properly, or something. We’re 5-5, for God’s sake.

I always assume ASU fans are nice because they’re surrounded by hot porn stars all day or something. Because I imagine that’s how I’d be.

The Pac 10 can go overboard, too: See the “P-L-O!” and “Where’s your daddy?” chants the ASU fans pulled on Arizona’s Steve Kerr back after his dad was blown up, even if it happened at a decidedly lesser sort of game with a more spherical ball.

Classy, #5, classy.

I’ve been wondering how it feels to soon being outclassed by 4 in-state football programs: Georgia, Georgia St., Kennesaw and Georgia Southern?

I guess them’s the breaks when you’re rolling with the Chantastic head man.

Well, to paraphrase the Antlers, if I went to Kansas I’d kill myself.

But you already knew that, given the vast amount of articles about Mizzou-kU over the past few weeks. VIVA HATE, biznitch.

My favorite Pac-10 taunting came from a Cal-USC college basketball game: http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2006/03/basketball_pran.html

We’re geeky, but in a very psychologically malicious way.

No.

Just.

No.

Nothing will ever dethrone Pennywise peering through the sewer gates as the scariest thing ever seen ever anywhere…like…ever.

Thanks. I can’t go to bed tonight, now.

Broken beer bottle? Shit man, a guy shot his friend with a high powered rifle over the South Carolina-Clemson game last year. Your move, Pac-10.

1. — au fans always bring the Steve Kerr incident up, even though it’s now 25 years past, but somehow forget to mention all the Pat Tillman/Loren Wade based taunting they’ve done in more recent years. There are assholes in every fanbase, and believe you me tu-scum has more than it’s fair share.

#12….you “win”?

Still, you can’t honestly believe that the Pac10’s fans are honestly as good as SEC fans. The SEC fans are bigger, stronger, and have more team speed.
And can we please hear some more about Barry Bonds?

Running up the score dept:

In 2005, a Bama fan had to stab his way out of a group of Auburn fraternity guys after yelling “Roll Tide” outside their house.

I would just like to point out to the Tech fans in the audience that Ray Goff was 5-2 in Clean Old-Fashioned Hate. Ray. Fucking. Goff. Granted, Donnan was 2-3, but he sucked too. So, in total, the worst decade of Georgia football since the ’50s saw Tech win a grand total of three games in the series. Chantastic indeed.

Fuck Chan sucks so bad. We know you don’t have to tell us. I’m willing to give him another year because there are so many open positions this year and seemingly so few superstar coaches, that we would probably just shoot ourselves in the foot letting him go.

Tech’s best bet is to find an up-and-coming coordinator. It worked for Georgia. Tech keeping him is the hard part.

1. – yeah, we aren’t real fond of that one. Of course uck fans don’t care much for a jolly round of “Coach destroyed our Quarterback’s knee.”

And I like your sig, it’s good to see U of Zero fans finally acknowledge their true relationship with Phil.

Oh, yes, speaking of rivalries, apparently there is something of this sort between Kansas and Missouri? Something about a bloodbath during the War of Northern Aggression? And this disdain spills over into basket… err… football?

http://www.kansascity.com/751/story/370838.html

For my money? Mizzou rolls this week.

Don’t send my boy to MIT, the dying mother said
Please don’t send my boy to Emory, I rather see him dead
Please just send my boy to Georgia Tech, tis better than Cornell
But it you send my boy to UGA….
I’d rather see him in hell.

Techie, I find it amazing and a little sad that you took a portion of your time here on earth to word process that little ditty. Amazing. And sad.

Most of the bloggers on this site are grown men and women; they come here to share, learn and jab a little. And for the cheesecake, which you will learn about when you grow up.

#22:

You’ve seen Tech beat UGA with your own eyes?

Wow. Do you not blink or something?

A blackout???? Now, that’s amazing and sad, and a little gay.

Awww, shucks SunDawg. You know it’s a crime to be ignorant of the classics.

Portable toilet design is one of the hottest majors in Corvallis

#20

Phil Knight’s relationship with Oregon is…he got his undergraduate degree from there. That’s right, degree…what Oregon provides that helps its students get jobs after graduation. As opposed to an OS degree, which has been given to Linus Pauling, a bestiality-minded DL, and nine counties’ worth of pizza deliverymen.

Speaking of quarterbacks, how’s your situation? Here’s an idea…start Kevin Riley at QB. You may actually be able to win a game then.

#28
Degrees are important, unless you’re trying to be an AD.

Forgive me if I look somewhere else for quarterback advice. We’re 2-0 with ours, how’s yours doing?