Comments on: NICK SABAN’S PRESS CONFERENCE

By: Bama Apologist

Bama Apologist — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:05:11 +0000

Nah Saban should have come out and said…
We Suck. The End. Next year bitches…..
have my check ready…..Daddys gonna go shoppin for some players….
Losing the EDSBS main server…thats a catastrophic event…but it came back, stronger than ever…

By: Ethanator1088

Ethanator1088 — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:36:53 +0000

It is hard to think that he can make such a statement as the Head Football Coach at Bama. He needs a few public speeking courses. Maybe then he will learn what ” I am not going to the Unversity of Alabama” means.

By: Devil's Millhopper

Devil's Millhopper — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 19:17:47 +0000

Osaban bin Losin

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:23:30 +0000

Its been fun on this post…this will be my last and I’ll move to another fun topic:
Some things have come to light from my friend in the Athletic Dept…..seems alot of the players, starters and non-starters, seemed to have went out partying the night before the ULM game…to the tune of 4am THE MORNING OF THE GAME…….seems to put a new spin on taking a team “lightly”…..its hard to block or tackle, or even catch when you have a buzz and that “rat shit” taste in your mouth, sweatin out the alcohol…but Guess what? Word got to Saban, he has a list, told everyone, involved or not, they dont respond this week…they will not be back next year, scholarship or not, and this week has been the hardest practices of the year, nonstop contact, running, conditioning, and I am sure some “waterboarding” has been in place since Sunday to induce confessions…..If he could get away with it, they would practice for 12 hours on Thanksgiving..this week is their One-Shot audition for next year, no matter who they are or who they think they know in the program, who their mom and dad are, they dont perform, its back to where you came from…..with a one way ticket….

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:57:54 +0000

#79,#80
Doc and Sundawg,
Thanks for the kind words…..I swear its all true….comedy is the only thing keeping a somewhat reasonable Tide fan sane right now….I think Nick Saban should have come out with these two alternate examples of catastrophic events:
“Gigli” (2003) and “Ishtar” (1987)
I promise you, those are more painful to watch than the ULM game….and if he is a good coach, he should make the whole team watch them in a locked room underground on an endless loop for 24 hrs until they promise to play like they did versus Tennessee…I think they would wind up killing off the weakest players just to thin out the herd within the first 30 mins if it meant they could leave earlier….

By: JohnInHsv

JohnInHsv — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:36:11 +0000

i just hope Bama will “Go Hokie” on the Tigers this weekend.

By: George P. Burdell

George P. Burdell — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:44:08 +0000

So does Alabama-LSU 2007 = ND – USC 2005???

By: SunDawg

SunDawg — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:24:05 +0000

Ah, Bama93, an unsubstantiated shot at Coach Richt. Give us details or STFU.

Pants, ye protest too much, but it makes fine reading.

By: Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ

Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:13:24 +0000

With this next AU-UA game being my 49th version , I can tell you that it really doesn’t matter what either team does the week before. It will be a see-saw affair and probably decided on the last drive. Mr. Pelican Pants just kept me in stitches and that’s not easy to do.I just can’t believe some of the stuff Saban said. The Bear would have come out and took it like a man and not embarrassed himself. After hearing about Siran Stacy and family it all seems so trivial. Sincere condolences from the Auburn family.

By: Rook

Rook — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:30:38 +0000

PS: holocaust-tastic: epic.

I’ll try: Saban “I couldn’t get the Beatles song Helter Skelter out of my head as the final whistle blew. Only a person like Sharon Tate has ever experienced anything like it, the ultimate nightmare. Just think: A gang of strung out hippie satanists break into your home while your all home alone on a beautiful afternoon day and proceed to ritually slaughter you as you are repeatedy stabbed again and again. You try to cry out for help but you can’t get the words out because you lungs and throat have filled up with blood. Then they proceed to smear your blood all over the walls with satanic messages and screaming at you that your a pig and a whore while you are lying in a pool of blood and slowly dying. On 2nd thought its nothing like that. At least Sharon had the sweet release of death and took the easy way out. I, ME, SuperGenius Coach of the proud Alabama Crimson Tide the greatest coach in the history of the world in any sport have to relive this over and over again every day for the rest of my life. How dare you f#@$ers critisize me! You don’t know my pain! That’s my blood on the walls dammit!”

By: Rook

Rook — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:59:27 +0000

How the hell did this numbskull win a share of the national title with LSU?

By: Sagacious Saurian

Sagacious Saurian — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:26:09 +0000

It’s only fitting that the coach comparing losing a football game to the 9/11 attacks carries the nickname Osaban been Lyin’

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:46:58 +0000

Now ESPN is saying that the Jonestown Massacre is a catostrophic event that you can link with sports since basketball saved 29 players from the Kool Aid massacre……WTF????

By: SaltyGator

SaltyGator — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:46:05 +0000

A wonderful piece of work Orson! Where will Saban go next?

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 05:40:35 +0000

Shit, when I was growing up and time out wasnt invented yet, if my sister did something to me or did something to warrant a “whippin” as my grandmother or grandfather or whoever was the baby sitter was, I would get to pick out the weapon of choice, be it a Hot Wheels track, a paddle minus the ball on the string, a switch off of a tree, or good ol leather belts…if no weapon could be found, a shoe was in order…this worked both ways since if I got into trouble, my sister could pick the weapon….I would generally choose for her punishment a small switch, while she would choose a damn wiffle ball bat, and neither my grandad or grandma never cried, they actually would laugh if we tried to escape…I wore jeans 90% of the time since it deflected most of the sting, and if we got in trouble there, we usually got another dose at home from the parents again….Now kids just get Ridlin and timeout and go to your room..full of electronics…all I had in my room was lead paint that was easy to peel off the windows and it tasted like vanilla puddin….right?