NICK SABAN: NAUGHTY

by Orson on Nov 20, 2007 11:59 AM EST

Yes, we know he compared Alabama's loss to 9/11. We've got something coming up on that. We also know that one of our favorite marketing tools on the planet are online campaigns allowing you to fill in your own data in a canned script to send to your friends. (Showtime's Dexter widget, where you can fill in your friend's name on a serial killer's "To-do" list, fooled at least three people we know. This did not include TCOAN, who made the awesome remark that "You can't paint that neatly in blood." We got aroused--is that bad?)

MakeBeliever.com lets you put someone on Santa's naughty list with a custom message. They'll also let you use the words "burping" and "farting." We haven't pressed the envelope on it yet, though, so let us know about "rusty trombone," "felching," and the infamous "Bolivian Omelet," ok?

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While you are mocking Bama (and rightly so) perhaps you can make a quick not of the Siran Stacey story, a former Bama great from late eighties and early nineties. He wife and most of his immediate family were killed by a drunk driver last night . He and his youngest daughter are in critical condition. Just saying.

by Music City Crimson on Nov 20, 2007 12:05 PM EST reply actions

Listen to and enjoy the Ballad of Nick Saban

by Brandon Cox's Vagina on Nov 20, 2007 12:06 PM EST reply actions

i have never heard anyone outside of my circle of friends use the term “felching.” pure genius.

by gerry dorsey on Nov 20, 2007 12:07 PM EST reply actions

This is more evidence that proves Saban is a scumbag. The Siran Stacey story is the real catastrophy. Surviving an accident that kills your family is worse than dying. Its a sad day.

by GloryGlory on Nov 20, 2007 12:18 PM EST reply actions

Very sad. Really puts things in perspective during hate week.

by Tater Salad on Nov 20, 2007 12:21 PM EST reply actions

Aaaand there goes the next couple hours of my life and productivity down the drain… thank you.

The Siran Stacey story is just too sad to comment on or relate to Saban.

by Sarah on Nov 20, 2007 12:23 PM EST reply actions

Wait, those V-greetings cost money?? You paid $6.99 for that. Bastards trying to make a buck when I’m just trying to make my friends laugh … oh well.

by Sarah on Nov 20, 2007 12:25 PM EST reply actions

Please forgive …but what does TCOAN mean???

by You Are Tebows' Lunch on Nov 20, 2007 12:26 PM EST reply actions

@ tebow’s lunch.

“the conscience of a nation”

by gerry dorsey on Nov 20, 2007 12:35 PM EST reply actions

Thoughts with Mr. Stacey. Can’t imagine the pain.

by d761 on Nov 20, 2007 12:44 PM EST reply actions

This Aubie feels like he has been kicked in the guy by the Stacy family tragedy.

List of importance on KT’s list:

Human life: #1

Football: Somewhere around # 1,620,817

by kt on Nov 20, 2007 12:45 PM EST reply actions

gut vice guy

by kt on Nov 20, 2007 12:46 PM EST reply actions

My heart and wishes go to Siran Stacey. He was a tough physical runner and a joy to watch. Had any of the players this past Saturday had 10% of the heart he had, we wouldnt be in the mess this team is in. Maybe some football fans will think twice about drinking and driving…My mom said that God always watches out for drunks and children, but never both at the same time, and this is a nightmare come true for any family and I pray that it never happens to me……I hope they can pull through…..

by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 20, 2007 1:15 PM EST reply actions

Here is a link to the story…
I dont know how anyone could survive this wreck,
half of that minivan is missing
http://www.dothaneagle.com/gulfcoasteast/dea/local_news.apx.-content-articles-DEA-2007-11-20-0020.html

by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 20, 2007 1:22 PM EST reply actions

More sad news – Ingrid Baillod died in a car accident last week. 2 others lost their lives as well.

Link: http://www.wxyz.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=7d8147d8-4065-4649-abfd-32198dff10af&rss=785

by Cynical Bastard on Nov 20, 2007 1:29 PM EST reply actions

Good luck and God be with you, Siran. I hope he and his family get all the support they can after the recovery. It’s going to be tough. A real tragedy.

by WDamnE on Nov 20, 2007 1:37 PM EST reply actions

Re: #8

Tebow’s Lunch, yes, TCOAN is Orson’s wife. Here intelligence & wisdom are both greater than Orson’s. Also, regarded as a pretty cool gal for sharing Orson with the rest of the masses here.

You can find out more in the Orson Swindle FAQ located near the upper right of this web page.

by Geaux Irish on Nov 20, 2007 2:39 PM EST reply actions

Think as a tribute to Siren Stacy’s family, AND the Crimson Tide, take the Santa crap away. Dude’s lining his pockets. Sounds to me like he’s ‘felching’ for money.

BAMAPRIDE

by Bama Pride on Nov 20, 2007 11:03 PM EST reply actions

Siran Stacey, my heart and prayers go out to you from me and my family.I met Siran at a Bill Glass event last Feb in B’ham, he signed an autograph for me for a friend on mine who had just lost his mother, he is someone who cares for and helps others. MY CMA ,and Hellfighter brothers and sisters will be praying without ceasing for you and your daughter , God Bless you
GS

by guys on Nov 23, 2007 12:01 AM EST reply actions