CORRECTIONS FROM EDITORIAL

We earlier mentioned Jon Chait, Senior Editor at the New Republic, as a candidate for the job of Michigan head football coach. We regret that there were some inaccuracies in the piece regarding Chait and his qualifications, which we would like to clarify with Chait’s own words right now.
From: Jon Chait
To: Orson Swindle
Sent: Tuesday, November 20, 2007 1:44:38 PM
Subject: You are seriously understating my qualifications to be Michigan ’s next head coach
I’m currently at the New Republic , and it wouldn’t be fair to the writers or editors here for me to talk about another job. We’ve got a National Magazine Award to win and I’m focused on that.
However, just for the record, my resume is more impressive than you make it out to be. You write that I have “No experience as a football coach, player, or recruiter.” In fact, I was a star special teams performer in high school. In college, I was defensive coordinator for the Michigan Daily in our annual game against the Michigan State News, and the Cover 2 defense I installed was instrumental in our shutout victory, which came after having lost the first seven games of the series. (By the way, those pansies play two-hand touch now; in my day we played 11 on 11 tackle.) I also took a course at the University of Michigan called “Theory, Strategy, and Practice of Football,” taught by the Michigan coaching staff.
However, to reiterate, I am not interested in talking about the Michigan job.
We regret the errors. This disavowal of interest only confirms that the editor is, in fact, the current frontrunner for the job, along with Glen Mason, Gary Barnett, Rick Neuheisel, Bill Callahan, Dennis Franchione, Walt Harris, and Rich Kotite. Hey, if you just read that and died, we apologize.












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“Lloyd was a man of integrity, Chait apparently did not learn this lesson at Michigan and instead has gone to defending a magazine where the truth doesn’t matter so long as it meets his viewpoint.”
He’s working for Thomas Smith and the National Review now?
When will the coaching merry-go-round end?
Comment by Zombie JoePa — December 10, 2007 @ 5:45 pm
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If Chait were coach I am sure he would be a great recruiter because he could always tell the recruits all the negative stories about how other school’s coaches made fun of inured players, ran over dogs with their tackling sleds, and wore children’s skulls on their heads during practices instead of helmets.
Of course, like his magazine’s anti-troop fantasy piece the Bagdad Diarist, none of it would be true.
Lloyd was a man of integrity, Chait apparently did not learn this lesson at Michigan and instead has gone to defending a magazine where the truth doesn’t matter so long as it meets his viewpoint.
(i recognize that Chait was not directly involved in the Scott Beuchamp disgrace, and this is joke piece, but seriously that magazine is a laughingstock).
Comment by jlichty — November 21, 2007 @ 12:58 pm
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i just read that and died. fortunately, jesus gave up on trying to bring notre dame back to life, so he stopped by my house. praise the lord!
jon chait will not be head coach at michigan. try saying “coach chait” 3 times real fast. just doesn’t work.
Comment by andrew — November 21, 2007 @ 9:32 am
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LOL, well this is why we love the great state of Michigan….13 yr old boy, driving for his father who is too drunk to drive, tells the cop he didnt want to drive, because, he too, was too drunk to drive..you cant make this shit up:
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2007/11/15/boy_driving_for_dad_charged_with_dui/?rss_id=Boston.com+–+News+of+the+odd
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 20, 2007 @ 8:36 pm
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Yeah, the New Republic sure is in line for some prestigious awards! How’re those subscription numbers looking?
In any case, Jon Chait was the best writer they had in my opinion. By a mile. I’m sure he could be above .500 in that shit conference.
Hate hate hate!
Comment by 2L over the line, sweet jesus — November 20, 2007 @ 7:22 pm
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#18 DC: good point.
I consider my turf to be south of LA, not south LA (in spite of Artie Moreno), so I’m fine with complaining about any portion of the city.
Comment by oc phil — November 20, 2007 @ 6:52 pm
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EDSBS: The Preferred College Football Blog of Liberal Media Pundits!
I didn’t know your readership extended this far yet, Orson. +1000 cocktails to you!
Comment by Jeff from LA — November 20, 2007 @ 5:43 pm
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Yeh he has already agreed to take the job, in principle, he and his wife has met with the AD in the hotel lobby and they have a gentlemens agreem……….wait, uh, reports are coming in that the editors have had a double secret meeting and are offering more money and time off to stay at the New Republic, promising more supplies and better office equipment….my God Michigan came soooo close…..what an embarrassment, to get turned down by their second choice….how will they every recover….??
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — November 20, 2007 @ 5:31 pm
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about an hour ago, i read the words “rich kotite” on this site. i just came to. my wife has bruises, my gun is out and smoking, and the cops are here. what happenned?
Comment by jd — November 20, 2007 @ 5:26 pm