CORRECTIONS FROM EDITORIAL

We earlier mentioned Jon Chait, Senior Editor at the New Republic, as a candidate for the job of Michigan head football coach. We regret that there were some inaccuracies in the piece regarding Chait and his qualifications, which we would like to clarify with Chait’s own words right now.
From: Jon Chait
To: Orson Swindle
Sent: Tuesday, November 20, 2007 1:44:38 PM
Subject: You are seriously understating my qualifications to be Michigan ’s next head coach
I’m currently at the New Republic , and it wouldn’t be fair to the writers or editors here for me to talk about another job. We’ve got a National Magazine Award to win and I’m focused on that.
However, just for the record, my resume is more impressive than you make it out to be. You write that I have “No experience as a football coach, player, or recruiter.” In fact, I was a star special teams performer in high school. In college, I was defensive coordinator for the Michigan Daily in our annual game against the Michigan State News, and the Cover 2 defense I installed was instrumental in our shutout victory, which came after having lost the first seven games of the series. (By the way, those pansies play two-hand touch now; in my day we played 11 on 11 tackle.) I also took a course at the University of Michigan called “Theory, Strategy, and Practice of Football,” taught by the Michigan coaching staff.
However, to reiterate, I am not interested in talking about the Michigan job.
We regret the errors. This disavowal of interest only confirms that the editor is, in fact, the current frontrunner for the job, along with Glen Mason, Gary Barnett, Rick Neuheisel, Bill Callahan, Dennis Franchione, Walt Harris, and Rich Kotite. Hey, if you just read that and died, we apologize.









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Dave says:
I just read that and died.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
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DevilGrad says:
We’ve gone from Bolivian omelets to guest appearances by New Republic writers in just two posts. My aren’t we well rounded!
November 20th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
ND as Training Wheels Dept:
Jon Chait does not qualify for the Michigan job, but he is holding out for the Notre Dame job when it becomes available next year.
He might not know squat, but at least he knows more about the college game than Belt-Abuser Weis, taking the University of Michigan course called “Theory, Strategy, and Practice of Football” and all…..
November 20th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
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Brian says:
A followup to his book, THE BIG CON: The true story of how Washington got hoodwinked and hijacked by crackpot economics, is entitled:
“THE BIG CON 2: The true story of how Notre Dame got hoodwinked and hijacked by crackpot coaching”
November 20th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
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Clueless in ATL says:
Surprisingly, a wikipedia search for Bolivian Omelette returned no hits.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
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Reggie Ball Superstar says:
Wlat Harrith will not discuss the job at this time.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
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John says:
As an Eagles fan, I appreciated the Rich Kotite reference. Well done.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
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The Bull-Gator says:
Again, this brings to the forefront something very important in my mind:
Just who are my fellow posters?
I mean, we’ve probably got a few TV personalities and I’m willing to wager at least one politician in office right now.
(and no, I have not been snooping Orson’s email)
November 20th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
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Che says:
The New Republic and Football?
How ’bout an Ann Arbor Diary!
Vivid “recollections” of playing with the bloody scalps of Ohio State fans; seeing a dog wander onto the field and intentionally calling sweeps to that side; wanting to fuck a Purdue player with a disfigured ACL…
Put ‘em in coach!
November 20th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
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John says:
“Tim Tebow is going down this week. Y’all put that down.” – Geno Hayes
Gators: It’s time to steal some cheese and make some sandwiches.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
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wooderson says:
Ann Arbor is a whore, so maybe Mike Price should be added to the list of potential guys.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
12
ness says:
Stephen Glass just filed a report about the Michigan head coaching vacancy and told a ribald tale of Leslie Miles’ interview. It involved rented mini fridges, hackers, shooting ranges, repeated viewings of the movie “Volver” and of course the obligitory Mike Price style strip club/massage parlor/pre-op TV threesome that we would expect from the New Republic and Glass. Oh and Leslie insnt interested in the job..according to Glass. But he does want to start recruting in Bankok..
November 20th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
I thought Ann Arbor had changed her ways and gone legit. Man, learn something new everyday!
November 20th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
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George says:
SKLM,
I hate you, the “university” of southern california, all parties relating to or consituent to aforementioned university, and the entire half of LA south of the 10 freeway, but damn if it isn’t good to have you back.
November 20th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
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George says:
SKLM,
I hate you, the “university” of southern california, all parties relating to or consituent to aforementioned university, and the entire half of LA south of the 10 freeway, but damned if it isn’t good to have you back.
November 20th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
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roaminggator says:
You forgot to mention Dennis Erikson….he usually makes a head coaching change twice a year, so he is on par.
November 20th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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oc phil says:
George, what does the north half of LA have besides the porn industry?
November 20th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
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DC Trojan says:
oc phil @ 16: what else does it need, aside from a pay-to-play orthodontics program?
November 20th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
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QuiltyasCharged says:
I don’t buy that denial for a moment. This guy is going to take the Michigan job and I bet he pulls a Fran and doesn’t even meet with his writers or with Leon Wieseltier to tell them goodbye. Who’s going to take his job at TNR? Les Miles??
November 20th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
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robert says:
@#19:
Arianna Huffington’s and Ana Marie Cox’s lovespawn, hopefully.
November 20th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
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jd says:
about an hour ago, i read the words “rich kotite” on this site. i just came to. my wife has bruises, my gun is out and smoking, and the cops are here. what happenned?
November 20th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Yeh he has already agreed to take the job, in principle, he and his wife has met with the AD in the hotel lobby and they have a gentlemens agreem……….wait, uh, reports are coming in that the editors have had a double secret meeting and are offering more money and time off to stay at the New Republic, promising more supplies and better office equipment….my God Michigan came soooo close…..what an embarrassment, to get turned down by their second choice….how will they every recover….??
November 20th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
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Jeff from LA says:
EDSBS: The Preferred College Football Blog of Liberal Media Pundits!
I didn’t know your readership extended this far yet, Orson. +1000 cocktails to you!
November 20th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
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oc phil says:
#18 DC: good point.
I consider my turf to be south of LA, not south LA (in spite of Artie Moreno), so I’m fine with complaining about any portion of the city.
November 20th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
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2L over the line, sweet jesus says:
Yeah, the New Republic sure is in line for some prestigious awards! How’re those subscription numbers looking?
In any case, Jon Chait was the best writer they had in my opinion. By a mile. I’m sure he could be above .500 in that shit conference.
Hate hate hate!
November 20th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
LOL, well this is why we love the great state of Michigan….13 yr old boy, driving for his father who is too drunk to drive, tells the cop he didnt want to drive, because, he too, was too drunk to drive..you cant make this shit up:
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2007/11/15/boy_driving_for_dad_charged_with_dui/?rss_id=Boston.com+–+News+of+the+odd
November 20th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
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andrew says:
i just read that and died. fortunately, jesus gave up on trying to bring notre dame back to life, so he stopped by my house. praise the lord!
jon chait will not be head coach at michigan. try saying “coach chait” 3 times real fast. just doesn’t work.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:32 am
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jlichty says:
If Chait were coach I am sure he would be a great recruiter because he could always tell the recruits all the negative stories about how other school’s coaches made fun of inured players, ran over dogs with their tackling sleds, and wore children’s skulls on their heads during practices instead of helmets.
Of course, like his magazine’s anti-troop fantasy piece the Bagdad Diarist, none of it would be true.
Lloyd was a man of integrity, Chait apparently did not learn this lesson at Michigan and instead has gone to defending a magazine where the truth doesn’t matter so long as it meets his viewpoint.
(i recognize that Chait was not directly involved in the Scott Beuchamp disgrace, and this is joke piece, but seriously that magazine is a laughingstock).
November 21st, 2007 at 12:58 pm
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Zombie JoePa says:
“Lloyd was a man of integrity, Chait apparently did not learn this lesson at Michigan and instead has gone to defending a magazine where the truth doesn’t matter so long as it meets his viewpoint.”
He’s working for Thomas Smith and the National Review now?
When will the coaching merry-go-round end?
December 10th, 2007 at 5:45 pm