Comments on: PAUL MAGUIRE IS EROTIC ZORRO

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:28:55 +0000

The only way he could top that performance is dress in drag, like Mike Leach after 4 bottles of rum

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:25:47 +0000

#28
+1 for obscure Bill Murray sketch on SNL reference…
Senor Llamas or Senor Monteban….LLamas or Montebannnnnnnn

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:24:08 +0000

#27
Only if Marv Albert can bite them on the ass first….Yesss!!

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:13:54 +0000

Quien eres mas macho…Lorenzo Lamas o Zorro Maguire?

Hmmm…

By: The Duke of Wazzu

The Duke of Wazzu — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:02:57 +0000

Marv Albert >>> Erotic Zorro

“I come for your panties and wear them. Yesh!”

By: Miller

Miller — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:33:42 +0000

Let me say this: I fucking HATE — H…A…T…E…–Nessler and Griese. Smarmy, retarded, old-school douchebags, the both of them. Maguire makes me laugh. I watch their telecasts and grind my teeth through half of it because Nessler and Griese are so damn annoying–

But I watch, because I live in hope that either Maguire busts back into the booth with a 12-gauge, or Nessler just loses it someday and whacks Maguire with a chair, right in the teeth. I could live with either one.

By: This Is Your Captain Speaking

This Is Your Captain Speaking — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:05:52 +0000

My Business Org prof just glared at me for trying to stifle a laugh. God, I hate law school.

By: robert

robert — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:18:26 +0000

Maguire’s also down for MacReady to test some blood with a blowtorch.

By: John

John — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:03:57 +0000

Orson says that rape is funny if one of the parties is wearing a clown outfit, but what about a Red Raider costume?

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:02:49 +0000

“Erotic Zorro would also like to offer joo a, how you say, mustache ride?”

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:42:29 +0000

bob knight is embarrassed and wants out of lubbock NOW.

By: Papa Lou BSU

Papa Lou BSU — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:42:11 +0000

“Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die…”

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:23:31 +0000

How is the mask staying on? Clearly you can see the string. Must be the demons.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:12:12 +0000

At least an 8.0 on my wierd-shit-o-meter.

By: SonofSamford

SonofSamford — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:10:31 +0000

#10

That’s what Wilfred looks like after he has been topping off his Grape Nuts with rum to help with the diebeetus.

“It’s the right thing to do…”