PAUL MAGUIRE IS EROTIC ZORRO
by Orson on Nov 19, 2007 9:56 AM EST
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PrintIf you didn't watch the Oklahoma/Texas Tech game Saturday night, you were likely enraged to the point of violence that ABC insisted on putting such piffle on in place of carving the country into three segments and giving we East Coasters what we craved: night-time ACC football, baby.
Actually, you weren't, both because ACC games are hell to watch and purgatorially boring. Instead, you were treated to the Red Raiders' upset of Oklahoma played to the accompaniment of the most anarchic crew in broadcasting, the Nessler/Maguire/Griese team of ABC. The anarchy comes mostly from Maguire, who's game for anything: riding on the camera boom most of the day like The Watcher, chiming in on whatever strikes his fancy at the moment no matter what's going on, and giddily living each second not paired with Joe Theissmann like it was his last.
Maguire even tried on the Red Raider outfit Saturday night, a getup made to look like a Zorro costume with a few extra swatches of red thrown in there. The original picture is funny enough, but we have yet to see a photo The Cheezburger Factory can't improve on at least a little.
He is Paul Maguire, and he is here to steal your heart.
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maguire has been reduced to a less funny tony siragusa…and that is saying a shitload.
shouldn’t it read “i come to steal jour panties?”
by gerry dorsey on Nov 19, 2007 10:12 AM EST reply actions
I’m getting a more of a “Hamburgler After Dark” vibe from that photo.
by Chips O'Toole on Nov 19, 2007 10:15 AM EST reply actions
Is that a detonator in his hand? Look out he’s a suicide bomber!!!!
by etsuVol on Nov 19, 2007 10:19 AM EST reply actions
Im pretty sure there was no need to carve because BC Clemson was on another station.
You guys must be forgetting about ACC Speed!!!
by Brian on Nov 19, 2007 10:27 AM EST reply actions
It helps if you imagine some horns and Spanish guitars as Maguire says it. Think the first 5-10 seconds of “The Lonely Bull.”
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 19, 2007 10:44 AM EST reply actions
Well he can have my boxers because that picture just caused a Code Brown.
If anyone’ s looking for me, I’ll be disinfecting my cubicle.
by DC Trojan on Nov 19, 2007 10:46 AM EST reply actions
The funniest part of the picture is the tie, and I’m pretty sure that it’s HIS tie, not for the costume.
by Scalz1 on Nov 19, 2007 10:49 AM EST reply actions
If Wilford Brimley was a rapist, that’s what he’d look like.
by DirkDawggler on Nov 19, 2007 10:54 AM EST reply actions
Whats magical about that costume is that , if he has enough Mardi Gras beads, no matter where or why, women will pull their shirts up just for getting a chance at .50 worth of plastic beads……
I’d wear that if I could be a talk show host on Univision…or start cooking with
Giada Delaurentis….I recommend her for Fridays Cheesecake…..she is the hottest cook on TV!!!!
Everyday Italian…..wow….
www.GiadaDelaurentis.com…………mmmm mmmm good.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 19, 2007 10:58 AM EST reply actions
Did not know McGuire was gay. Interesting.
by Harvey Wireman on Nov 19, 2007 11:05 AM EST reply actions
I like how the strap of the mask is wrapped up into his mustache……
This looks like what happens when “V for Vendetta” casting goes horribly wrong
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 19, 2007 11:06 AM EST reply actions
Erotic Zorro and the Interruptor should double date.
by Conan D'Amato on Nov 19, 2007 11:06 AM EST reply actions
Better cut and paste fast, because the anorexic “cook” is now pregnant……boobies will swell, so its an overall push.
Will the cheap rubber strap on the mask just not fit over his huge head? Its dangling there like an oxygen tube……..and Im not sure it isn’t an oxygen tube…which would ’splain plenty!
by Judge on Nov 19, 2007 11:07 AM EST reply actions
That’s what Wilfred looks like after he has been topping off his Grape Nuts with rum to help with the diebeetus.
“It’s the right thing to do…”
by SonofSamford on Nov 19, 2007 11:10 AM EST reply actions
At least an 8.0 on my wierd-shit-o-meter.
by hunglikehussain on Nov 19, 2007 11:12 AM EST reply actions
How is the mask staying on? Clearly you can see the string. Must be the demons.
by Brian on Nov 19, 2007 11:23 AM EST reply actions
“Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die…”
by Papa Lou BSU on Nov 19, 2007 11:42 AM EST reply actions
bob knight is embarrassed and wants out of lubbock NOW.
by yoyofutbawl on Nov 19, 2007 11:42 AM EST reply actions
“Erotic Zorro would also like to offer joo a, how you say, mustache ride?”
by Signal to Noise on Nov 19, 2007 12:02 PM EST reply actions
Orson says that rape is funny if one of the parties is wearing a clown outfit, but what about a Red Raider costume?
by John on Nov 19, 2007 12:03 PM EST reply actions
Maguire’s also down for MacReady to test some blood with a blowtorch.
by robert on Nov 19, 2007 12:18 PM EST reply actions
My Business Org prof just glared at me for trying to stifle a laugh. God, I hate law school.
by This Is Your Captain Speaking on Nov 19, 2007 1:05 PM EST reply actions
Let me say this: I fucking HATE - H…A…T…E…-Nessler and Griese. Smarmy, retarded, old-school douchebags, the both of them. Maguire makes me laugh. I watch their telecasts and grind my teeth through half of it because Nessler and Griese are so damn annoying—
But I watch, because I live in hope that either Maguire busts back into the booth with a 12-gauge, or Nessler just loses it someday and whacks Maguire with a chair, right in the teeth. I could live with either one.
by Miller on Nov 19, 2007 1:33 PM EST reply actions
Marv Albert >>> Erotic Zorro
“I come for your panties and wear them. Yesh!”
by The Duke of Wazzu on Nov 19, 2007 8:02 PM EST reply actions
Quien eres mas macho…Lorenzo Lamas o Zorro Maguire?
Hmmm…
by Raider Red on Nov 19, 2007 10:13 PM EST reply actions
#27
Only if Marv Albert can bite them on the ass first….Yesss!!
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 20, 2007 12:24 AM EST reply actions
#28
+1 for obscure Bill Murray sketch on SNL reference…
Senor Llamas or Senor Monteban….LLamas or Montebannnnnnnn
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 20, 2007 12:25 AM EST reply actions
The only way he could top that performance is dress in drag, like Mike Leach after 4 bottles of rum
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 20, 2007 12:28 AM EST reply actions
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