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LUBBOCK IS A DAVID LYNCH MOVIE

Pray tell, cruise for one moment inside the mind of Mike Leach, and you will find a reference saying much if not all you need to know about his cultural references and tastes in cinema:

"One thing I’ve always liked about this place is you’ve got the great college atmosphere, but it’s got a little bit of that NFL flavor with some characters mixed in,'' Leach said. "It’s like a college atmosphere mixed with a David Lynch movie, so it’s really pretty cool.''

A naked Isabella Rossellini begging to be hit? Exorbitantly long lesbian sex scenes? Not quite, but there is a Santa with a t-shirt on that (in all seriousness) we would purchase five minutes ago.

Seriously. If you know where that shirt comes from, it's all we want for Christmas. In the meantime, you'll just have to make do with your "WWLD?" t-shirt.

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Are there at least backward-talking midgets scattered about Lubbock, giving people clues or perhaps sage advice that they can’t quite understand?

by Biggus Rickus on Nov 19, 2007 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

I hope everyone heard the story about how Leach and Donald Trump became friends. Basically, Leach was in New York, in a Trump building and just called up to talk to him. Then Trump called back a few weeks later and their buddies. Mike Leach is the goods.

by Edsall is God on Nov 19, 2007 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

Re #1: Or Laura Palmer’s body, wrapped in plastic?

by DevilGrad on Nov 19, 2007 2:01 PM EST reply actions  

False.

Their is no such thing as an Exorbitantly long lesbian sex scene.

by Yep on Nov 19, 2007 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

you can always find some damn good apple pie in Lubbock

by Jerkwheat on Nov 19, 2007 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

DevilGrad,

My other theory is that Lubbock is actually a poorly rendered adaptation of a classic sci-fi novel. Or else everyone is huffing nitrous oxide(?).

by Biggus Rickus on Nov 19, 2007 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

As you approach landing at the Lubbock airport, you see the same view Neil Armstrong had as the Eagle descended upon Tranquility Base.

David Lynch + Llano Estacado = really creepy shots of Robert Blake in “Lost Highway.”

by beast in 'bama on Nov 19, 2007 3:01 PM EST reply actions  

Is that Patrick Duffy on Santa’s T-shirt?

by Touchdown74 on Nov 19, 2007 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

So…nobody understands what the fuck is going on in Lubbock?

by robert on Nov 19, 2007 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

Does this mean Dennis Hopper is involved in the Texas Tech football program?

Freaks me out man…

by Billy in Baton Rouge on Nov 19, 2007 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

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No, but The Laziest Woman in the World and John Goodman are.

by yoyofutbawl on Nov 19, 2007 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

Leach wants his fucking burbon

by Frank Booth on Nov 20, 2007 3:53 AM EST reply actions  

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