Comments on: DA COACH O DONNAUNDASTAND DA PILLATHEFT

By: shovel pass

shovel pass — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:23:10 +0000

#25

OK….so please tell me you are Cajun with bilingual skills, because no one else could have gotten ALL of that ! (I got the jist but you sir got the whole enchelada.)

By: msuce99

msuce99 — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:00:32 +0000

#25: The Orgeron = Arnold Schwartzenegger with a cajun accent?

By: PW

PW — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:11:53 +0000

even our suspensions are quicker than yours

By: The Duke of Wazzu

The Duke of Wazzu — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:57:55 +0000

Pac-10 school : one-game suspension : : SEC school : double-secret probation

By: Odell 51

Odell 51 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:07:16 +0000

Thank you for the translation. Hilarious.

By: PW

PW — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:52:48 +0000

Oh The CoachO don’t understand how the Ole Miss Wild Boys steal pillows from the hotel! Coach O going to every extreme to make the Ole Miss Rebels so happy at the Ole Miss campus. Now they gonna ruin the reuptation of the school for thirty pillows and six clock radios! Coach O’s gonna drink eight Red Bulls and seven packs of beef jerky just thinking about it.

First, we sleep in a barn like one big happy family. No pillows, just everyone on the straw, keeping warm with the horses and animals off the farm. But the Wild Boys complain about the cold, the insects what bite in the night, and waking up with the Coach O trying to rip their head off in a dream about fighting one whopper of a gator. OOOWEEE, that was some fun times!

But a player revolt got them in the dorms with the pillows and pipe heat and all that. But now, players taking the pillows from he hotel and Coach O got the solution from the supply and demand side. First, suspend all twenty of them. Then, we hit the booster men for the clincher in the recruiting process that gets the Ole Miss Rebels to the SEC Championship:

The heat-producing body pillow for the Ole Miss Rebel athletic dorm!!!! We’re gonna run ‘em baby!!! The pillow champions help us land a big recruit and take us to the next level, boy! It’s 100% hypoallergenic and ergonomically shaped for the most ferocious sleeper in your life. Plus, Coach O gets the model with the Fossfill for those with allergies to goose down.

By: UTEx

UTEx — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:22:26 +0000

Can someone post a translation, please?

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 21:08:54 +0000

The NCAA compliance officer stated that there would be no suspensions, since restitution was made.
I guess all these silly underage alcohol charges would be dropped, if they just regurgetated.

BTW, can you restitute virginity?

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:57:46 +0000

What would the SEC be without Coach O and his crazy antics and wild Hi-jinks? Hell it should be its own sitcom…on ABC..home of The Jeff Foxworthy Show, Rodney Carrington’s “RODNEY”, Roseanne, and Alias……so you say Alias doesnt go in that group of down home humor? Coach O is alot more violent than anything Alias threw our way……I am sure Ole Miss is a cover for SD-6….

By: BurritoBrosShits

BurritoBrosShits — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:51:00 +0000

The Ole Miss Rebels, bringing High School Level Immaturity to the NCAA.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:48:29 +0000

LEMSDAY! deygudwebblezboyzjesfunninround! deyneedahummas!

By: PW

PW — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:41:08 +0000

God, I hope he coaches in the SEC forever.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:24:32 +0000

My babel fish just died.

By: burt77

burt77 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:15:34 +0000

hey, bro….. how bout a hat tip?

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:01:10 +0000

*eyes-glazed look*