DA COACH O DONNAUNDASTAND DA PILLATHEFT
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SonofSamford says:
AM dempillahs abailable atde bedbaffanbeyawn?
November 19th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
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ah says:
Amazing…
November 19th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
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wvjgrad69 says:
I thought the pillows at Super8 were disposable. Who knew they wanted to reuse them.
November 19th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
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shovel pass says:
Orson,
I love it when you do the Coach O….but Christ, it takes me 25 minutes to make it out.
Anyway, keep em coming…..with this current mortgage situation we are having, I have nothing to at work anyway.
November 19th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
HOLLAPOSSUMHOLLAH! darebbanolonga ratname! we now be da olmissstealers! lak pitsburg!
Orson, we need a voice recognition software download for dacoachO ratnah!
3 – they were embassy suites. da webblez be beeg spenders.
November 19th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
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Touchdown74 says:
Does the sleepy woman come with the pillow? I might steal that myself!
November 19th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
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wooderson says:
I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat.
November 19th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
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Mätt says:
See what using Windows Vista does to your life?
November 19th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
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Boudreaux says:
Ware ma pillaz? DatcoachO, he gottacraziest ahnvee sumtime….
November 19th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
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msuce99 says:
As a State fan, I really want to join in and harass the Rebels, but I don’t have a clue what the hell this post just said.
November 19th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
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John says:
Want a tough job ? How about being a spelling & writing teacher in Cajun Country ?
November 19th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Whaddem presss donna no is dat dis wazzza allla mizzundastandin’, issa scavenja huntin fo’ da mizzass Coach O…fo’da bedrooom ifnyanowhaddda Coach O meanzz,( wink wink)
November 19th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
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Odell 51 says:
Coach O talk gives me a headache
November 19th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Lemsleep
November 19th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
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somedawg says:
How about an audio file to go along with the typed text? Surely someone in your readership can do a good coach o…
November 19th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
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Mike says:
*eyes-glazed look*
November 19th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
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burt77 says:
hey, bro….. how bout a hat tip?
November 19th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
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Out of Conference says:
My babel fish just died.
November 19th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
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PW says:
God, I hope he coaches in the SEC forever.
November 19th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
LEMSDAY! deygudwebblezboyzjesfunninround! deyneedahummas!
November 19th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
The Ole Miss Rebels, bringing High School Level Immaturity to the NCAA.
November 19th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
What would the SEC be without Coach O and his crazy antics and wild Hi-jinks? Hell it should be its own sitcom…on ABC..home of The Jeff Foxworthy Show, Rodney Carrington’s “RODNEY”, Roseanne, and Alias……so you say Alias doesnt go in that group of down home humor? Coach O is alot more violent than anything Alias threw our way……I am sure Ole Miss is a cover for SD-6….
November 19th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
The NCAA compliance officer stated that there would be no suspensions, since restitution was made.
I guess all these silly underage alcohol charges would be dropped, if they just regurgetated.
BTW, can you restitute virginity?
November 19th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
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UTEx says:
Can someone post a translation, please?
November 19th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
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PW says:
Oh The CoachO don’t understand how the Ole Miss Wild Boys steal pillows from the hotel! Coach O going to every extreme to make the Ole Miss Rebels so happy at the Ole Miss campus. Now they gonna ruin the reuptation of the school for thirty pillows and six clock radios! Coach O’s gonna drink eight Red Bulls and seven packs of beef jerky just thinking about it.
First, we sleep in a barn like one big happy family. No pillows, just everyone on the straw, keeping warm with the horses and animals off the farm. But the Wild Boys complain about the cold, the insects what bite in the night, and waking up with the Coach O trying to rip their head off in a dream about fighting one whopper of a gator. OOOWEEE, that was some fun times!
But a player revolt got them in the dorms with the pillows and pipe heat and all that. But now, players taking the pillows from he hotel and Coach O got the solution from the supply and demand side. First, suspend all twenty of them. Then, we hit the booster men for the clincher in the recruiting process that gets the Ole Miss Rebels to the SEC Championship:
The heat-producing body pillow for the Ole Miss Rebel athletic dorm!!!! We’re gonna run ‘em baby!!! The pillow champions help us land a big recruit and take us to the next level, boy! It’s 100% hypoallergenic and ergonomically shaped for the most ferocious sleeper in your life. Plus, Coach O gets the model with the Fossfill for those with allergies to goose down.
November 19th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
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Odell 51 says:
Thank you for the translation. Hilarious.
November 19th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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The Duke of Wazzu says:
Pac-10 school : one-game suspension : : SEC school : double-secret probation
November 19th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
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PW says:
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even our suspensions are quicker than yours
November 19th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
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msuce99 says:
#25: The Orgeron = Arnold Schwartzenegger with a cajun accent?
November 20th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
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shovel pass says:
#25
OK….so please tell me you are Cajun with bilingual skills, because no one else could have gotten ALL of that ! (I got the jist but you sir got the whole enchelada.)
November 20th, 2007 at 12:23 pm