DA COACH O DONNAUNDASTAND DA PILLATHEFT
by Orson on Nov 19, 2007 12:33 PM EST
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OOOOOOO DaCoachO donnaunnastandhoww daOleMissaWildBoyz stealapillahs frommadahotel! CoachOgonnaevahextreme tomakkah daOleMissaRebbah sohappahatta daOleMissahcampus. Nowdeygonnaroon dareputashunuhdaschool fohthirtypillahs annasixclokkaradios! CoachO
gonnahdrinkkaeightaRedBull annasevenpacksabeefjerkeh ahjussathinkinboutit!
Firssawesleepinabarnna likkaonebiggahappyfamluh! Nopillahsjustaeverahoneonnadastraw, keepinwarmwiffadahorsesannadaanimals offadafarm. ButtadaWildBoyzcomplainnaboutdacold, dainsectwhatbiteinthenight, annawakinnaup wiffadaCoachOtrynarippadaheadoff inadreamabout fightinonewhoppaoffagatah! OOOO-WEEEE datwassomefunnahtimes! Buttahplayarevolt gotteminnadadorms wiffadapillahsanpipeheatanalldat.
Buttanow, playahstakin dapillahzfrommadahotel, annaCoachogottadasolutionfromma supplahanddademandside. Firssahsuspendalltwennyofum; thenwehittadahboostahmen fodahclinchah indarecrootinprocessah thattahgettahdemOleMissRebbah todaESSEESEE ahChampyunshippah:
DAHEATPRAHDOOCIN' BODYPILLAHFODAH OLEMISSAHREBBAH
ATHALETICDORMAH!!!!
WEGONNAHRUNEMBABEE!!! DAPILLAHCHAMPYUNS HEPUSSAHLANDABIGRECROOT, andahtakeussatodah nexlevelboi! Issaonhunnapuhsent hypoallagenix anna ugonomicallistacallyshapta fordamossferoshussleepinahyoulife! PlussaCoachOget damodelwiffa daFossfilfodoze wiffadaallahgiestodagoosedown.
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AM dempillahs abailable atde bedbaffanbeyawn?
by SonofSamford on Nov 19, 2007 12:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I thought the pillows at Super8 were disposable. Who knew they wanted to reuse them.
by wvjgrad69 on Nov 19, 2007 12:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Orson,
I love it when you do the Coach O….but Christ, it takes me 25 minutes to make it out.
Anyway, keep em coming…..with this current mortgage situation we are having, I have nothing to at work anyway.
by shovel pass on Nov 19, 2007 12:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
HOLLAPOSSUMHOLLAH! darebbanolonga ratname! we now be da olmissstealers! lak pitsburg!
Orson, we need a voice recognition software download for dacoachO ratnah!
3 – they were embassy suites. da webblez be beeg spenders.
by yoyofutbawl on Nov 19, 2007 12:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Does the sleepy woman come with the pillow? I might steal that myself!
by Touchdown74 on Nov 19, 2007 1:03 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
See what using Windows Vista does to your life?
by Mätt on Nov 19, 2007 1:10 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Ware ma pillaz? DatcoachO, he gottacraziest ahnvee sumtime….
by Boudreaux on Nov 19, 2007 1:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
As a State fan, I really want to join in and harass the Rebels, but I don’t have a clue what the hell this post just said.
by msuce99 on Nov 19, 2007 1:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Want a tough job ? How about being a spelling & writing teacher in Cajun Country ?
by John on Nov 19, 2007 1:26 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Whaddem presss donna no is dat dis wazzza allla mizzundastandin’, issa scavenja huntin fo’ da mizzass Coach O…fo’da bedrooom ifnyanowhaddda Coach O meanzz,( wink wink)
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 19, 2007 1:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
How about an audio file to go along with the typed text? Surely someone in your readership can do a good coach o…
by somedawg on Nov 19, 2007 2:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
LEMSDAY! deygudwebblezboyzjesfunninround! deyneedahummas!
by yoyofutbawl on Nov 19, 2007 3:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The Ole Miss Rebels, bringing High School Level Immaturity to the NCAA.
by BurritoBrosShits on Nov 19, 2007 3:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
What would the SEC be without Coach O and his crazy antics and wild Hi-jinks? Hell it should be its own sitcom…on ABC..home of The Jeff Foxworthy Show, Rodney Carrington’s “RODNEY”, Roseanne, and Alias……so you say Alias doesnt go in that group of down home humor? Coach O is alot more violent than anything Alias threw our way……I am sure Ole Miss is a cover for SD-6….
by Mr Pelican Pants on Nov 19, 2007 3:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
The NCAA compliance officer stated that there would be no suspensions, since restitution was made.
I guess all these silly underage alcohol charges would be dropped, if they just regurgetated.
BTW, can you restitute virginity?
by hunglikehussain on Nov 19, 2007 4:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Oh The CoachO don’t understand how the Ole Miss Wild Boys steal pillows from the hotel! Coach O going to every extreme to make the Ole Miss Rebels so happy at the Ole Miss campus. Now they gonna ruin the reuptation of the school for thirty pillows and six clock radios! Coach O’s gonna drink eight Red Bulls and seven packs of beef jerky just thinking about it.
First, we sleep in a barn like one big happy family. No pillows, just everyone on the straw, keeping warm with the horses and animals off the farm. But the Wild Boys complain about the cold, the insects what bite in the night, and waking up with the Coach O trying to rip their head off in a dream about fighting one whopper of a gator. OOOWEEE, that was some fun times!
But a player revolt got them in the dorms with the pillows and pipe heat and all that. But now, players taking the pillows from he hotel and Coach O got the solution from the supply and demand side. First, suspend all twenty of them. Then, we hit the booster men for the clincher in the recruiting process that gets the Ole Miss Rebels to the SEC Championship:
The heat-producing body pillow for the Ole Miss Rebel athletic dorm!!!! We’re gonna run ‘em baby!!! The pillow champions help us land a big recruit and take us to the next level, boy! It’s 100% hypoallergenic and ergonomically shaped for the most ferocious sleeper in your life. Plus, Coach O gets the model with the Fossfill for those with allergies to goose down.
by PW on Nov 19, 2007 4:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for the translation. Hilarious.
by Odell 51 on Nov 19, 2007 5:07 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Pac-10 school : one-game suspension : : SEC school : double-secret probation
by The Duke of Wazzu on Nov 19, 2007 6:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
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even our suspensions are quicker than yours
by PW on Nov 19, 2007 7:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
#25: The Orgeron = Arnold Schwartzenegger with a cajun accent?
by msuce99 on Nov 20, 2007 12:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
#25
OK….so please tell me you are Cajun with bilingual skills, because no one else could have gotten ALL of that ! (I got the jist but you sir got the whole enchelada.)
by shovel pass on Nov 20, 2007 12:23 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
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