CAPTION CONTEST: LOUIE THE LUMBERJACK
We can’t stop thinking about the Northern Arizona University mascot, Louie the Lumberjack, and this picture. There’s a hypothetical conversation going on here between Mr Unawares on the left and the horrified cheerleader on the right, and we want to know what it is.
Cheerleader 1: Hey, what the hell was that noise?
Cheerleader 2: Holy fuck, he’s loaded the t-shirt gun with broken glass.
Louie: I AIN’T GOIN’ BACK TO JAIL, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! (BOOOOOOOOOM!)
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Wes_d00d_02 says:
“This is a great plan! I’m excited to be a part of it.”
November 20th, 2007 at 9:57 am
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Out of Conference says:
Biggus is fucking right. Which is fucking rare for a fucking Dawg, but none the fucking less, I have to give him mother fucking props for it when he is, the fucker.
It’s like scrambled eggs. Sure, they are good plain, but a little spicy salsa brings them to a whole new level of slap yo momma good.
November 20th, 2007 at 10:07 am
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MCab says:
Screw this ax, lemme show you what I work with!
November 20th, 2007 at 10:38 am
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Biggus Rickus says:
Right (right), I’m fucking well right
I got a fucking right to say
Right, I’m fucking well right
You know I got a right to say
Uh huh, I’m fucking well right
Yeah I got a right to say
You, you don’t care anyway
November 20th, 2007 at 10:38 am
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SpartanDan says:
Mike, could you possibly be any more pompous (listing your degrees after the name, name dropping, saying you’ve been a coach for so long)?
As for cussing … sure, you don’t want to go overboard, but for occasional emphasis in the right company (and a college football blog certainly qualifies), where’s the problem?
November 20th, 2007 at 10:42 am
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DC Trojan says:
Cheerleader 1: Holy shit, he just blew that guy’s head off
Cheerleader 2: with what?
Cheerleader 1: looked like double aught shot
Cheerleader 2: shit, I should have known there was no “ball bearing giveaway” today
Cheerleader 1: man, I thought that when we took away the real axe, we could cut down on the in-game body count.
Cheerleader 2: whoever thought that having some psycho tree-chopping flannel-wearing murdering gimp as a mascot would be a good idea?
Cheerleader 1: We’re going to have a hard time finding out; did you see what he did to the AD when he tried to fire Louie after the pee-wee massacree at homecoming?
Cheerleader 2: Did I see it? I had to get new shoes afterwards. What the hell is wrong with this guy anyway? What makes him liquidate the fans?
Louie: I blame society.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:02 am
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DeepInOhio says:
Cheerleader #1 : Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. Chewy, show him your blaster!
Lumberjack ( in a Chewie type voice): “Rahhhnnnrrrrrrrr!”
Cheerleader #2 : Well, Goooolllleee!
November 20th, 2007 at 11:06 am
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titanhulk says:
Giving the Song Girls a super size money shot!!
November 20th, 2007 at 11:15 am
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DHC says:
The voices in his head told him to do it. Katchem, kill em.
November 20th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
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PW says:
Bring on that fuckin’ inside trout now.
November 20th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
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prehensel says:
Cheerleader 1: How do you like my new Colostomy Cannon?
Mascot: Was there sausage in your breakfast burrito?
Cheerleader 2: Oh God…Oh…God…I think I’m going to puke…OhJesusOhGod…
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:55 am
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Bobby Light says:
Louie: I’m Joe Grizzly, bitch!
or
Louie: I’ll fuckin’ kill you then show up at your funeral like it’s nothin’….
or
Louie (unforgivable voice): Bitch, my t-shirt cannon, you face…
November 23rd, 2007 at 1:36 am