We can’t stop thinking about the Northern Arizona University mascot, Louie the Lumberjack, and this picture. There’s a hypothetical conversation going on here between Mr Unawares on the left and the horrified cheerleader on the right, and we want to know what it is.

Cheerleader 1: Hey, what the hell was that noise?

Cheerleader 2: Holy fuck, he’s loaded the t-shirt gun with broken glass.

Louie: I AIN’T GOIN’ BACK TO JAIL, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! (BOOOOOOOOOM!)

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