BLOGTOBERFEST: ASHES, ASHES EDITION

Did they burn the couch afterwards?

Holy shit, I’m the first post…that has never happened…you know, it’s that damn speed thing…big ten posters are so much slower than SEC posters.

First 2 posts – BOOM Motherfuckers Yeah!!!!!!!!!

Chad Henne was the greatest Buckeye ever to play the game!

Following the link to the beer at the Border War story, one will find a picture of Lee Corso shaking the hand of a braces-faced girl…this said girl is a Pitt student and the absolute worst referee in the history of intramural football.

She has a history of calling a “false start” on a defensive lineman and then screaming back at those dissenting her decisions as “not knowing the rules!”

Dumb broad.

Coincidentally, I dated a girl with braces who mockingly called my premature ejaculation a “false start” and when I would try to enter from the posterior she’d yell that I “don’t know the rules!” A dirty sock solved both problems.

Dumb broad.

That girl would be turning dudes down at Georgia Tech, sad to say — haha naaah we’re not that pathetic, but close. Thank god for the picture below that Pitt-troll.

I’m digging the photo of the two-fisting KU co-ed. Awesome pic.

Is Kentucky v Tennessee on TV this weekend?

UgasTexan,

According to the UT schedule I looked at, it’s on CBS. I don’t know what time, if they’re doing a double-header or what.

UT @ UK is on CBS at 1:30PM.

UGA @ GT is on ABC at 3:30PM.

UGA will be in the SEC Championship game around 4:30PM.

FSU @ FU is on CBS at 5:00PM.

Excellent. I’ll have a decent idea about Georgia’s chances at being in the game before the Tech game starts.

“Enqueasen”?

Let me know when that makes it into the dictionary.

I half hope the Buckeyes somehow climb back to #2. That way when LSU runs circles around them (like Florida) next year, The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes will have to acknowledge their inferiority.

Alcohol kills Thetans. Its in the seventh book of JorAaal

The WVa fans were pleasantly surprised when they showed up at Nippert Stadium this week to see lots and lots of beer booths. Hell, our proud brewing heritage even demands that we have vendors – that’s right, COOOOOLD BEER HERE!!! vendors – at the games.

I overheard the WVa fans behind me saying, “damn, I love beer.”

Judging from the # of fights, UC may have to discontinue the sale of beer if the team continues to win. Tough call, that.

WVa fans were a very good group.

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He’ll say something like this:
Blah blah blah, we were rebuilding this year anyway.
P..S. I hate Saban.

except he’ll spend 6 paragraphs doing it

1. - That’s dead on. Then he’ll pull out some outdated stats from 1926 to support his theories.

Biggus,
Is there anything dumb broad related that a dirty sock or two won’t solve?

I can’t complain, because LSU beat us fair and square. But you have to wonder what the outcome would have been if they had called that block in the back on LSU’s first touchdown run. You hate to see a game of this magnitude come down to a blown call.

You can all laugh for now, but this was a rebuilding year that saw the Buckeyes play for the national title. While the outcome wasn’t what I hoped for we will be back again next year. I’m just happy that Tressell gets so much out of his teams and maintains a level of class unheard of in college football.

For all of you claiming that it was SEC speed that made the difference, how did that speed work out in the Music City Bowl where Alabama lost to those slow Hoosiers?

I stand by my belief that Nick Saban is the root of all evil in the universe and should be roasted in a pot of tar at the very least. Why people don’t realize this I’ll never understand.

Congrats LSU. You played a good game and got some breaks, but we’ll be back next year. Enjoy it while you can.

skinnyphatman,

If there is I haven’t come across it yet.

I think Kentucky should be called “Giant Foot” this weekend.

OSU has no chance—NO CHANCE—at winning the BCS title game if they get in it. Think about it:

Last year the reason they lost was that the layoff they had was longer than the one Florida had. This year, regardless of who they play, OSUs layoff will be longer. Therefore, they can’t win.

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you forgot the most fun game of the night, AU-barn vs. the ULM loser at 8.

BTW, there is beer at the peach bowl.

This post from Rob Mosley’s blog regarding Dennis Dixon is even better:

http://rgweb-c.registerguard.com/blogs/index.php/duckfb/comments/the_highs_and_lows_of_dennis_dixon/

Jim Knox is a tremendous douche. Fox Sports Net would be better off substituting the tasty Emily Jones in his place.

“There should be some kind of award for spectacular performances on injured limbs.”

I would say that the Thighsman could be readily repurposed.